I slay evil gods in a strange world

Gollum...

Someone swallowed.

Every second they wait.

Mental stress is doubled.

Even the air became thicker.

It seems that I can't breathe a breath of fresh air with all my strength.

Dou Da's cold sweat dripped down his cheeks and fell to the ground, his heart was beating wildly like thunder.

"I'm really not good at tightrope walking, I hate tightrope walking, but I like to challenge it, but I never succeed..."

A strange voice came from afar,

He heard his voice before seeing him.

At this moment, everyone felt a "click" in their hearts, and suddenly became nervous.

I saw him holding the earl hat on his head with his right hand, and walking out of the deep pit step by step.

Not to mention being injured, he didn't even wrinkle his clothes.

It seems that all attacks are completely and completely neutralized...

"My father used to tell me that to bring joy to others, the louder they laugh, the happier you will be twice as much...

He likes to force people to laugh.

For example, stick a toothpick between the toenails and kick hard against the wall.

Or, at an extremely slow speed, slowly poke the toothpick into the other person's eyes.

very slow, very slow...

The juice from the popped eyeballs will slide down the cheeks.

Of course, a toothpick is not enough.

His highest record is to insert 58 toothpicks into one eyeball.

He also likes to stick a toothpick upright in a person's mouth, which I know is hard to do, but he just manages to do it.

It was only after dislocating his jaw that he managed to put it in.

Putting it in the mouth is just the beginning, and then he will put on boxing gloves and give the opponent a hard uppercut.

He loves these botches and that's why I hate him.

Obviously, I'm better than him.

My methods are much more sophisticated, definitely not his inferior methods.

Guys, you're gonna want to try it, it's going to be awesome, trust me.

Bills never lied about it. "

He walked over while talking.

Until finally came in front of everyone, showing a smile.

And slowly said: "I will make you laugh loudly..."

………………

Renters College.

Boys' dormitory.

"Master, master..."

An extremely pleasant voice came from Si Wuwei's ears one after another.

Si Wuwei opened his eyes in a daze, only to see the female ghost in red, Ruolan.

"Master, Ruolan has upgraded, thank you Master!"

Si Wuwei's mind was still ignorant, and he didn't react at all, Ruo Lan rushed forward and pressed Si Wuwei under him.

"Ruo... Ruolan? Upgrade? What?" Si Wuwei was still in a dazed state.

"Ruolan has been upgraded." She sat on Si Wuwei and repeated.

"Upgraded!?" At this moment, Si Wuwei finally realized what was going on.

"Yeah!" she responded.

"Wait! Can you touch me? Can you touch entities? Can you talk?"

Si Wuwei suddenly realized that he could feel Ruo Lan's weight on his body.

Although it is light and fluffy, like a child, it is definitely not an illusory feeling, and it does have a physical touch.

"Yes, Ruo Lan can touch the real thing now, Ruo Lan thank you Master!"

She hugged him again without saying a word.

The incompetent is a little at a loss now.

"Okay, okay, let me get up first..." Si Wuwei said with a blushing face.

It was the first time he was pressed down by a woman.

As a young man full of vigor, right now is the time for a big hormonal eruption, and the faucet is about to be overwhelmed!

"Hey... good."

Ruo Lan was about to get up.

But suddenly felt something hard to sit on.

"Master, what are you?"

Sitting on Si Wuwei's body, she grabbed a strong man with her right hand and questioned him.

Chapter 82 Want to grab a bed with me?

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Si Wuwei's body shook suddenly, he straightened up in an instant, and instead pressed Ruo Lan under him.

"Don't touch this thing, or I won't be able to control myself."

After Si Wuwei finished speaking, he took two steps back.

Breeding with ghosts is more or less outrageous.

Having said that, it remains to be seen whether it is necessary to wear a small umbrella to reproduce with ghosts.

"Oh……"

Ruo Lan responded softly, as if frightened by Si Wuwei, her tone softened all of a sudden.

"Ruolan won't do it next time..." She apologized softly.

"It's good to know, you can touch other places, but you can't touch anywhere, don't you know?"

Si Wuwei looked at his phone while speaking, and suddenly found that it was still early in the morning.

"Well, Ruo Lan knows."

She seemed to realize that Si Wuwei was not angry, and her tone recovered a little.

After hearing the words, Si Wuwei checked Ruolan's information.

If you level up, your skills should change as well.

[Name: Ruo Lan. 】

[Level: Level 4. 】

[Abilities: Phantom II, Evil Energy Ball II, Poison Rose I, Parasite III, Spiritual Pollution III. 】

[Phantom II: It can escape into the void for a short time, within a range of 5 meters, and the duration is 3.5 seconds. 】

[Evil Energy Ball II: Create a sphere full of "maliciousness", which will quickly expand into an equivalent body after hitting it, and cause hundreds of high-frequency shocks. 】

【Poisonous Rose I: Giving to others, if the rose blooms, the other person dies, and if the rose withers, the giver dies. 】

[Parasite III: It can only parasitize on inorganic objects, and can create parasites out of thin air. 】

[Spiritual Pollution III: After selecting an area, everything in this area can become weird, thus causing a certain degree of spiritual pollution. 】

[Strange and peculiarity: Ruo Lan was born in an unfortunate family. She ran away from home and wandered around since she was a child. In the end, she was defrauded of money and body by gangsters and fell to her death with hatred. Natural hostility, and desire to have a home, Ruolan who has no home will die of pain. 】

It seems that only the ability has been improved, and the ability to speak and touch entities does not seem to be added on purpose.

Such basic attributes should be naturally improved by default, and there will be no detailed records.

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen what you look like yet."

Now that she can speak, Si Wuwei also wants to see her appearance.

Otherwise, the hair is disheveled all the time, and the face is always covered with hair.

Si Wuwei stretched out his hand while speaking.

And Ruo Lan took half a step back, avoiding Si Wuwei's hand, and whispered timidly: "Ruo Lan has no face yet...it will scare the master."

Si Wuwei was startled when he heard the words, and then burst out laughing with a "poof".

Ruo Lan was also a little stunned.

"How many weird things have I experienced, can it still scare me?"

Si Wuwei chuckled and responded dismissively.

He still stretched out his hand, but Ruo Lan turned his head to avoid Si Wuwei's hand.

"No... no, Ruolan... Ruolan can't see anyone right now..."

"Don't worry, I won't scare you, and I won't drive you out. I'm just curious."

Si Wuwei leaned forward regardless of obstruction and said so.

As Si Wuwei's hand got closer, Ruo Lan also trembled at this moment.

Until the moment his hand touched the hair, Ruo Lan suddenly reached out and grabbed Si Wuwei.

"Don't worry, it's fine."

Si Wuwei comforted, and Ruo Lan's grasping strength also gradually weakened at this time.

Until her strength completely disappeared.

Only then did Si Wuwei lift her hair.

I saw that there was still hair under the hair.

She really has no face, only the shape of a head, all made up of hair.

"That's it, nothing scary." He spread his hands and smiled.

indeed.

After experiencing all kinds of weird baptisms, Si Wuwei's spiritual value has also grown rapidly.

As long as it is not too outrageous, the san value is as stable as an old dog.

No way, who made him experience more.

Forcibly raising the san value is yes.

Hearing this, Ruo Lan was startled, and slightly raised her head to look at Si Wuwei. Although this guy has no facial features, Si Wuwei could feel her watching.

"Really...?" she asked in disbelief.

"Can my reflection be false? All right, don't think so much."

Before the lingering sound fell, Si Wuwei suddenly remembered something, and said, "That's right."

"What?" she asked.