I slay evil gods in a strange world

"Well...it's pretty good."

Si Wuwei nodded, then found the phone, turned on the front camera, and exited the dream.

After waking up, he took out his mobile phone from under the pillow, and this time he saw his face clearly after turning on the front camera.

It looked like Nightmare was dead.

He glanced at the time and found that it was still early, so he closed his eyes and continued to sleep deeply.

………………

The lower area of ​​Romanti.

Yale Opera House.

"Have you heard, there seems to be a new show today! And a newcomer who has never heard of it will perform!"

"You're lying, buddy? This is the Yali Opera House! The largest opera house in the lower area of ​​Romandy, let a newcomer come on stage?"

"Hey! You can trust Yali Opera House, let's see what surprises the newcomers can bring us!"

"I heard he's a comedian, maybe he can make us laugh out loud!"

"If he can really make us laugh, I will come to his show every day from now on."

at this time.

The Yali Opera House is discussing the legendary newcomer in full swing.

The entire opera house is divided into upper, middle and lower floors, all of which can accommodate millions of people. However, the Yali Opera House is always full.

Those who can afford it have a certain amount of money.

At least they are all upper-class people, wearing suits and leather shoes, elegant dresses.

At this time, a man was carefully grooming his appearance in the backstage of the opera house.

This is an important performance he spent 100 million trading points in exchange for, and he can't let it go wrong.

"There's still 1 minute left, we're almost ready."

"Wait a little longer, it will be fine soon."

He stood up, straightened the weird costume, and walked over like a clown.

"Dude, you're really weirdly dressed," the man commented.

"Thank you for your compliment." He nodded politely.

Then the host's voice was heard from the stage.

"Next, let us warmly welcome the performances brought by foreign comedians!"

As soon as these words fell, the entire Yali Opera House was in full swing, and thunderous applause came one after another.

And this weird guy also walked over vowingly.

A large number of lights gathered on him in an instant.

His weird clothes, awkward makeup, funny steps and that very abrupt earl hat are all displayed in the picture.

"Oh my god, how did he come up with such a bad look, it's definitely the ugliest look I've ever seen!"

"Maybe this is just part of the drama, let's wait and see what surprises this newcomer can bring us!"

"Just seeing him makes me sick, and I don't know that the guy whose brain was kicked by a donkey can design this kind of clothes!"

As soon as he came out, there was a burst of sighs.

Some grumpy people even asked for a refund on the spot.

Some people frowned tightly, and only a few decided to read the content first.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, don't be so serious, I am here to bring joy."

He was completely unlike a rookie who was on this kind of big show for the first time. He performed with ease and was not nervous at all when he was watched by tens of thousands of people.

On the contrary, he seemed extraordinarily excited.

"Oh... I'm disappointed, you must have been laughing for too long, not laughing out loud."

He scanned the group of people in the audience, but found that no one was smiling, so he looked very depressed.

"Well, I tell a joke, trust me, my jokes never fail, who made me a professional comedian."

Having said that, he cleared his throat, arranged his clothes, and adjusted his condition to the best.

"I remember when I was very, uh... about 4 years old, I got my first real laugh in my life.

I was so out of breath laughing like I had asthma.

It must have looked funny, I remember it well.

My dad was a great comedian.

Yes, he is my life mentor, he taught me how to be a real 'laugh'

I really, really appreciate him for making me who I am today.

Today I'm bringing you the joke he told me.

Hope you guys like it..."

Chapter 55 A Magic Trick

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"What is this guy talking about? It's so boring, get out!"

"Get off stage! Let this comedian step down quickly! He's not a comedian at all!"

"I get annoyed when I see him, refund the ticket! Refund the ticket immediately!"

The audience hated him so much!

They yelled at him to go down and to refund the ticket.

For a while, the people in the backstage were also a little anxious, but he couldn't really let others down, after all, they paid a lot of money for this performance.

"Give him a little more time, and let him step down if his gaffe gets worse. You can't ruin the reputation of our Yali Opera House just because of him!"

at this time.

Said the organizer behind the scenes looking at the funny guy on stage.

"Hey! Don't get excited, everyone, you haven't heard it yet, don't be so impetuous."

He was a little panicked, his voice was trembling, his eyes were erratic, and he comforted them carefully.

However, this explanation is obviously insignificant in the face of hundreds of thousands of people.

Instead of calming down, the group of people shouted even louder.

"Everyone! Let's do a magic trick! Whoever can pick up these dolls will be rewarded with 100 million trading points! Don't worry, I won't lie in front of so many people, it will ruin my reputation. "

The words fall.

He took off his hat, performed a hat-trick in front of everyone, and took out five different dolls directly from the hat.

Rabbit, bear, dog, duck, penguin.

Then they flung them in different directions.

Although no one will choose to believe what he said, if he does fly to you, you will still choose the slightest possibility.

So all five dolls were caught.

"Everyone, have you received it? Raise your doll to let me see your existence!"

Those constantly surging human heads are like countless ants.

It seemed like they were all a little intrigued by the funny guy.

Everyone wonders whether he will keep his promise.

After all, there were several 10 people watching, and they were all upper-class people.

If he lied, the consequences could be serious.

But those who didn't find the doll naturally wanted to see how those people were being played.

The comedian discovered where the five dolls were, and waved to them excitedly.

"Then now, I'll count to three, please throw the ones in your hands into the air!"

"three"

"two"

"One"

At this moment, the five dolls were thrown up by the picker at the same time.

As for the comedian, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising crazily!

boom! ! ! ! ! ! !

An extremely terrifying loud noise came from different directions at the same time.

The powerful impact instantly annihilated the lives of the surrounding people.

The power of a bomb exploding in the air is much stronger than falling on the ground.

With the five dolls as the center, all within a radius of 10 meters will be reduced to powder.

Even people who are ten meters away are affected by the impact.

Some arms flew out, some had their necks sliced ​​open by debris, and some flew out entirely.

For a moment, the entire Yali Opera House fell into an extremely terrifying panic.

Everyone screamed piercingly and ran out desperately.

Pushing and pulling, trampling, beating, tripping, pulling...

Human nature is revealed in an instant.

In the case of serious threat to life.

Morality.

It is no longer important.

After the comedian saw such a scene, he even danced a strange dance alone in the center of the stage excitedly.

However, no one appreciates it.

But he didn't care, because this dance was not for them, but for himself.

His excited bones were trembling, but his face remained graceful, as if everything was under his control.

"All black rings are invalid!"

"All the gates are sealed by a kind of transparent wall! The back door is the same, all are sealed, and there is no way out!"

One after another bad news came to my ears one after another, and the president of the Yali Opera House finally couldn't sit still at this time.

"Quick! Take your weapon and follow me!!"

With a contorted face, he picked up a shotgun and walked out quickly.

The people around quickly took up their weapons and followed quickly.

"How the hell did he bring the bomb in!? Isn't it screened!"

The president asked stern questions as he walked.

However, no one around dared to respond to this sentence.

Because everyone knows that whoever speaks will be unlucky, and it is very likely that he will be robbed right now.

"A bunch of trash!"

With a growl, he quickly rushed onto the stage with a large crowd.