Siheyuan: Tianyi, the widow of Qin cried and knelt and begged for marriage

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Cao Kun: '...'

Show. ,

So showy.

These two old men, the beautiful Cao Kun, had a numb scalp.

Even He Yushui, who was staring in a daze beside him, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

If it wasn't inappropriate to laugh at this time, everyone would have laughed.

The straw hat boy twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with embarrassment: "Look at what you said, I..."

"Why does this sound so inappropriate to me?"

"It's too disgusting to entertain people with feces. No matter how poor my family is, it's impossible to feed feces to guests."

Liu Haizhong wants to cry but has no tears.

Speechless to ask the sky.

God, earth, please accept me.

Don't say you don't sound right, he said to himself.

I don't sound right.

Feelings, I went to your house to visit relatives in Liu Haizhong.

It's not easy for me to travel all the way there, and you specially made some shit for me to entertain me.

I have walked such a long way, just to eat shit.

Liu Haizhong collapsed and closed his eyes.

A famous name in one life is destroyed in one day.

Silly Zhu hurriedly ran to Liu Haizhong's house, took out a bag of flour and handed it to the straw hat.

The three teenagers carried the flour and said goodbye with surprise on their faces.

on the road.

The straw hat boy said with emotion: "People in this city really have unique hobbies."

"That's right, some of them like to eat shit."

"I remember that some people will go to the countryside. At that time, our village will have scholars from the city, and we will use this to entertain them."

"They're sure to be happy."

Three teenagers ran away carrying flour.

Today, they have met the world.

In the past, the old people in the village said that the people in the city lived a good life, and their life was wonderful.

Now, they just understand.

People in the countryside don't have enough food to eat.

Some people in this city are starting to eat shit.

This day is really enviable.

It must be tired of eating white noodles.

After seeing off the straw hat boy, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui looked at each other, and then shouted: "Silly Zhu."

Silly Zhu ran over with a happy face: "Here we come, Master Yi, Second Uncle, what's the matter?"

Yi Zhonghai pointed at Liu Haizhong: "Go, untie your uncle."

Silly column: '|? ? ? '

Sha Zhu turned his head to see that his bangs were covered in feces, and his face turned green immediately.

why me?

Yan Bugui sighed: "Hey, Liu Guangfu, these two rebellious sons, can't be counted on, they are so unfilial"

"Silly Zhu, you must not learn from them."

"You child, we have watched you grow up since childhood, you have been filial since childhood."

Silly column: '...'

Feelings, if I don't help, I'm not filial, right?

Silly Zhu knew it was a scam, but he just couldn't refuse.

He twitched a bit: "Let Xu Damao help me, Xu Damao has been filial to children since he was a child."

Xu Damao: '...'

I lost it.

Well you stupid column.

You can't think of me when you marry a daughter-in-law.

Mo Shi, you think of me.

Are you a human being?

Yi Zhonghai laughed: "Xu Damao, come quickly, silly Zhu is calling you."

Xu Damao's face was full of shame, and he came over reluctantly.

The two of them started to untie Liu Haizhong with disgusted faces.

Immediately, his hands were full of shit.

Liu Haizhong finally heaved a sigh of relief and got up, looking at everyone with a pale face.

Everyone looked at Liu Haizhong strangely, as if they were asking: Liu Haizhong, when will you eat shit again?

Liu Haizhong wanted to cry but had no tears: "I said, I didn't eat shit, and I didn't eat it secretly, do you believe it?"

Everyone looked suspicious.

Liu Haizhong: "..."

woo woo woo woo.

I can't explain this.

I am miserable.

I was obviously going to do something good, but I was attacked by Jia Dongxu.

I just want to find a toilet to cover 5.3, and then clean up the shit on my body.

I'm getting shit on my face, who knows someone will come in and say I eat shit.

The despair in Liu Haizhong is broken.

Seeing Liu Haizhong's crying expression, Yi Zhonghai immediately sighed and comforted him, "Old Liu, don't be sad."

"Don't worry, even if everyone knows about your love for shit, we will still stand by your side."

"It's not your fault that you like shit. Everyone has their own hobbies. We will understand you."

"You, just look away."

Liu Haizhong: '...'

Woo woo woo.

Although Yi Zhonghai said good things, he still cared about him.

But why doesn't he sound like that?

In this case, why is the smell so heavy?

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"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, I have wronged you."

Liu Haizhong sighed, looked at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao next to him, and then thought of his two unfilial sons.

The roots of his teeth itched in bangs. ,

"You are much stronger than Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian. In my life, Liu Haizhong, Ying Ming, how could there be such two unfilial sons."

Liu Haizhong resolutely stopped talking about eating shit.

This kind of thing becomes more and more unclear.

Still, it's better not to mention it.

Silly Zhu nodded in agreement: "That's right, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian are really nothing. Grandpa, have you done anything wrong? Didn't you just eat some shit? As for sending you to a mental hospital?"

Liu Haizhong: '...'

Xu Damao also said: "That's right, sir, don't be sad." '

"Look, haven't Yi Zhonghai and the second uncle Yan Bugui also eaten shit?"

"They're not looking for death, either, so be careful."

"Master Yi is right. We have to tolerate the hobby of eating shit."

"Second uncle Yan Bugui also said well, we must respect your hobby of eating shit."

Liu Haizhong: "..."

Yi Zhonghai: '...'

Yan Bugui: '...24'

The three old men looked at each other and sighed helplessly.

Damn Xu Damao, this is retaliation actinium

Xu Damao laughed strangely, and said in his heart that he would let you two old men cheat on me.