"You may not know that in the entire courtyard, no one has discovered that Yan Bugui actually likes to eat shit."
"Isn't this a leak?"
"Director Cao, if I tell you something again, you will definitely not be able to understand."
Cao Kun looked curiously.
But Yan Bugui and Yi Zhonghai's faces turned dark.
No one noticed that Yan Bugui actually ate shit.
Hello Liu Guangfu.
You really are trying to induce Director Cao.
Yan Bugui rolled up his sleeves angrily, and was about to fight Liu Guangfu desperately.
Yi Zhonghai grabbed Yan Pugui and muttered in a low voice: "Calm down, listen to what Liu Guangfu said."
"If you say bad things again, we just catch him."
"Then, take care of him."
Yan Bugui was furious: "Yi Zhonghai, he's talking about me..."
Yi Zhonghai: "Be generous, you have to bear with this matter."
Yan Bugui: '...'
Yan Bu's nobility called out again and again.
Cao Kun held back his smile, and looked at Liu Guangfu innocently: "Liu Guangfu, tell me, what other strange things do I not understand?"
'To be honest, I was shocked when you told me that Yan Pugui loves to eat shit. '
"I didn't expect that there are still such people hidden in our courtyard."
"You don't have any other weird things, do you?"
Liu Guangfu was taken aback when he heard the words, and thought to himself, when did I tell you that Yan Pugui loves to eat shit?Didn't you say it?
Forget it, a little thing is not important.
Liu Guangfu didn't think much about it, and lowered his voice excitedly: "Then let me tell you, you can't say I said it."
"You may not know, but Yan Bugui didn't call Yi Zhonghai to eat shit."
"He, he ate it himself."
Yi Zhonghai: "???"
Yi Zhonghai's eyes widened instantly.
He looked at Liu Guangfu angrily.
Fuck you, I ate it myself.
I was dragged down, okay?
Liu Guangfu, why did you frame me? I didn't jump off on purpose.
Yi Zhonghai was furious, rolled up his sleeves, and was going to fight Liu Guangfu desperately.
However, Yan Bugui who was next to him hugged Yi Zhonghai: "Old Yi Lao Yi, calm down, calm down."
"You have to be magnanimous, let's listen again and hear what bad things this kid has to say."
"Let's take care of her later,"
Yi Zhonghai: '...'
Why do these words sound so familiar?
Isn't this what I persuaded Yan Pugui just now?
The corner of Yi Zhonghai's mouth twitched.
At this moment, Cao Kun looked at Liu Guangfu with a face full of shock, and his voice suddenly became louder: "What the hell?Master Yi used to eat shit by himself? '
"It's impossible, I don't believe it, Master Yi is a talented person, how could he take the initiative to eat shit?"
"Did you read it wrong? Or is there some misunderstanding."
Liu Guangfu clapped his hands: "I don't believe it either, but he really passed by himself."
"Director Cao, I see, Master Yi has a unique hobby."
"It doesn't matter if we normal people can't understand things like shit."
"However, Master Yi, you must be able to enjoy it."
Everyone: '...'
Mud horse.
Also had fun and came to live.
How can you talk nonsense like that?
417: Yi Zhonghai and Yan Pugui have been eating shit for years
Cao Kun stared with shock, "Oh my God, I can't believe what you said."
"I didn't expect people like this to lurk in our courtyard."
"Master Yi usually looks so serious, but I didn't expect that he likes to eat shit in private."
"Liu Guangfu, if you didn't tell me this, I wouldn't believe it."
Liu Guangfu: "???"
Liu Guangfu was confused, why did I say it again, aren't we bragging?
Wait...it looks like I really said it.
Liu Guangfu felt something was wrong, but he still didn't expect something to be wrong.
He nodded: "Don't say you don't believe it, I don't believe it myself. If I didn't see it with my own eyes, if an outsider told me this, I would slap him and tell you."
Cao Kun nodded: "It's really unbelievable, hey, it's too outrageous."
"I just thought that if a person has unique hobbies, as long as he hides from outsiders and eats secretly, then it's fine."
"However, I didn't expect that this shit would actually form a gang."
"They even formed a group to eat."
"It's unbelievable."
Cao Kun shook his head again and again, and looked at Liu Guangfu with emotion: "Guangfu, you must not tell outsiders about this matter."
"Master Yi and the second uncle Yan Bugui 890 are getting old and can't stand stimulation."
"They have maintained their reputation all their lives, so they can't be ruined because of this."
"Just you know, don't tell
anyone.In any case, we must respect the unique hobbies of Master Yi and the second uncle Yan Bugui. "
"In the future, as long as they hide from others and don't affect outsiders, let them eat shit."
Behind them, Yan Bugui and Yi Zhonghai burst into tears.
Impressed, very touched.
Listen, listen to what a wonderful person Director Cao is.
What Director Cao said is so serious.
How much you care about both of us.
Director Cao actually understood our disgusting hobbies... Ouch...
No, although this hobby is fake.
However, Director Cao really thought that we like to eat shit.
Director Cao not only didn't blame us and thought we were disgusting, on the contrary, he also understood our unique hobbies very well.
Director Cao is really great.
Not only can he understand, but he can also tell Liu Guangfu not to spread the word.
It's a pity, Director Cao, you don't know, now everyone knows that the two of us are eating shit.
I can't keep this secret.
This reputation has been ruined.
What's more, Director Cao, you entrusted someone to someone else, Liu Guangfu didn't care about the door.
Turn around and risk betraying us both.
Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui were so moved that they always felt that Cao Kun was too righteous.
Such a factory manager is really desirable! ! !
Liu Guangfu looked at Cao Kun solemnly: "Director, you may be disappointed. Everyone knows about this."
Cao Kun was stunned for a moment and turned pale with shock: "What do you mean? Everyone knows? Is this impossible?"
"Could it be that Master Yi and Yan Pugui ate shit in front of everyone?"
"What happened last night? I have been resting because I was too tired. I don't know."
Cao Kun asked with a blank face.
Liu Guangfu believed it to be true: "You are right, Master Yi and Yan Bugui, they really ate shit in front of everyone."
"This matter cannot be hidden, everyone knows."
"What's even more outrageous is that you don't know."
"That is, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui, the second uncle, deliberately ran to the gate of the psychopath today."
"The two of them, in front of everyone, expressed their shit eating."
Cao Kun: "!!!"
"Is this what you told me about Jia Dongxu?"
Liu Guangfu's eyes lit up: "That's right, this matter really has something to do with Jia Dongxu."
"At that time, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Pugui originally went to the mental hospital to call for someone to come and take Jia Dongxu."
"However, no one expected that these two people would suddenly vomit at the door of their house."
"This stomach is full of feces, and I vomited all over the floor. Tell me, is this intentional?"
Cao Kun was shocked: "Impossible, Master Yi is not this kind of person, and neither is Yan Bugui."
"Why are they throwing up?"
"Are you feeling sick to your stomach?"
Liu Guangfu chuckled: "I think it was intentional."
"Otherwise, the two of you are fine, why did you start to vomit?"
'And the two of them vomited together? '
"I still vomit after eating shit."
'They, I think, these two people just want to show that they eat shit. '
"They must be hiding from everyone to eat shit, and they feel too aggrieved."
"It felt like all of us looked down on them both."
"It feels like we don't respect their hobbies."
"That's why I used such an extreme method to express my position and hobbies."
Cao Kun was puzzled: "Is everything you said true?"
"It must be true." Liu Guangfu was determined and excited.
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