Siheyuan: Tianyi, the widow of Qin cried and knelt and begged for marriage

"Hey, isn't that Yi Zhonghai|?"

"What the hell, Yi Zhonghai eats shit?"

"I heard from them that Yan Pugui also ate shit."

'Hiss, what kind of hobbies do these two have, they actually eat shit, can eating shit make you younger? '

"The world is so big, there are no surprises."

"vomit……"

Passers-by were shocked.

One by one, they stared at Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui in shock.

Unexpectedly, these two people actually eat shit.

Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui's eyes flustered and they were at a loss: "Silly Zhu, don't talk nonsense, we have a reason."

"That's right, something happened to us last night, so it was an accident, accident, stop shouting."

Yan Bugui also anxiously explained.

While talking, he also peeked at the people around him.

I found so many people on the street staring at them.

Immediately, Yan Bugui felt a chill in his heart.It's over, it's over, all of a sudden, she's really famous.

This is how to do ah.

At this moment, Xu Damao shouted in shock: "Second uncle, Master Yi, even if you are hungry and have nothing to eat, you can go to my house."

"How can you eat shit, you guys?"

"You guys are too... Let me just ask? Is it delicious?"

Silly Zhu was taken aback, with a strange expression on his face: "Xu Damao, what do you mean, you want to eat too?"

Xu Damao: "Don't, don't, I'm just asking, asking."

Yi Zhonghai said with a dark face, "Let's go, go back quickly."

"Don't ask, go back and talk about it."

"We happen to have three cars, one for each of us, whoever holds that girl."

Yi Zhonghai, Yan Bugui, and Liu Haizhong were all riding bicycles, so it happened to be with Shazhu and the others.

"Master, what's the matter?"

Silly asked curiously.

Yi Zhonghai stared: "Sizhu, don't talk, no one will think you are dumb"

Yan Bugui: "That's right, knowing too much is not good for you, so don't ask you." '

Silly Zhu was speechless: "I'm curious, I don't ask if I don't ask."

"Eating shit, it's really strange."

"I really can't imagine how hungry you are so hungry that you will eat shit."

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai's face darkened, wishing he could strangle Silly Zhu to death.

And Yan Bugui was even more furious, and glared at Shazhu angrily: "Shut up."

Liu Haizhong in front of him laughed haha: "You two, what are you doing fighting with children?"

Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui rolled their eyes, thinking that it wasn't you who ate shit, so of course you don't get angry.

Liu Haizhong said with a smile: "Anyway, I can't hide it. The child is curious, so just tell the child."

Sha Zhu's eyes lit up: "That's right, I'm still a child."

"vomit."

Xu Damao looked at Shazhu with a disgusted face: "Shazhu, you have to show some face, you are 34 years old, you are still a child, why don't you die."

Shazhu: "Fuck off, do you want to hear it?"

'think. ’ Xu Damao thought for a while and said, “Actually, I am also a child.”

Yi Zhonghai: '...'

Yan Bugui: '...'

Liu Haizhong laughed: "The thing is like this, last night, in our courtyard, a 3.9 swarm of mosquitoes came suddenly for some reason."

"It's Lao Yi and Yan Bugui who are being targeted by mosquitoes."

"Then both of them... blah blah blah..."

Liu Haizhong said very detailed, this is a very flavorful story.

However, both Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were dumbfounded.

What an army of mosquitoes.

What mosquitoes hunted down.

This is too surprising.

Silly Zhu said in shock: "My dear, this is too strange. Yesterday, Xu Damao and I also encountered a group of mosquitoes."

Xu Damao nodded: "That's right, why are there so many mosquitoes? Silly Zhu and I also encountered a group."

Liu Haizhong asked curiously: "Oh, tell me? What's the situation? Also, where did you two go last night?"

405: Stupid Xu Damao leaked, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui raced

"What? You two bastards were eavesdropping outside while we were being beaten?"

Hear what Shazhu said.

Liu Haizhong's face turned black immediately: "You two bastards, you did something wrong, and our whole courtyard is suffering."

"It's too much for you guys."

"Silly, be yourself."

Liu Haizhong complained speechlessly.

Silly Zhu rubbed his nose in embarrassment.

Xu Damao smiled hehehe, his face full of embarrassment.

Next to them, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui who were riding bicycles were no longer angry.

Originally, the two of them were already very embarrassing, and with this one added, there was nothing to be ashamed of.

However, Liu Haizhong is different, and now Liu Haizhong is also embarrassing.

In an instant, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Portui felt a lot more balanced.

Yan Bugui asked: "Silly Zhu, you go on, what's next?"

Sha Zhu smiled and said: "In the back, Xu Damao and I were afraid that 21 would be beaten, so we ran away."

"Originally, the two of us planned to run to Xiangjiang directly, but I didn't expect Xu Damao, a piece of trash, to be unable to run anymore."

"I'm furious."

Xu Damao: Silly Zhu, don't blame me for everything.

"Even if I can run, we can't run to Xiangjiang."

"You're thinking about farting, you."

Sha Zhu's face was embarrassed: "Anyway, it's all your fault, if you didn't hold back, we would have already run away."

Xu Damao was full of dissatisfaction: "You fart, I am giving you a step to step down. Otherwise, you will be exhausted now."

Liu Haizhong laughed loudly: "Come on, you two stop arguing."

"I ran away, but I thought I couldn't run back."

"You are also really talented."

Yi Zhonghai snorted coldly: "Stupid, luckily I didn't run away, otherwise, if I caught it, I would eat peanuts."

"Silly Zhu, you still have to thank Xu Damao. Where can you go without a letter of introduction? You can't go with it."

"Otherwise, you will suffer when you run out."

Sha Zhu's face was embarrassed: "Anyway, it's Xu Damao who is holding back."

Xu Damao: '...'

Everyone rolled their eyes helplessly, knowing that they were stupid and confused again. ,

This is not wanting to admit defeat in front of Xu Damao.

Yi Zhonghai said speechlessly: "What about the back? You guys behind; what's going on with you two?

Xu Damao said: "Isn't it time to come back? Silly Zhu and I are thirsty, hungry, and exhausted."

"After we both thought about it, we might as well go back to the courtyard to sleep and eat something."

"It's late at night, you can't block us, can you?"

"As a result, on the way back, I encountered a group of mosquitoes. This group of mosquitoes sucked blood from nowhere, and their bellies were round."

"I can't even fly anymore, just shoot one to death, blood on one hand."

Xu Damao said loudly and exaggeratedly that the face of Yan Bugui who was riding a bicycle changed, and he felt a little familiar.

"You said, these mosquitoes sucked a lot of blood?" Yan Bugui asked curiously.

This matter is a bit familiar.

Silly Zhu laughed loudly: "That's right, the ones that eat can't fly anymore, can they suck less?"

"A slap, a slap full of blood, there's no one left."

"I reckon, whose pig was sucked."

"You fucking fart, they're sucking me."

Silly Zhu's voice just fell.

Yan Bugui next to him roared with a dark face, rolling his eyes in anger.

What the hell sucked someone's pig.

That's Lao Tzu's blood.

Sha Zhu was stunned: "Second uncle, you said that the mosquito sucked you?"

Xu Damao was also dumbfounded: "I said, why did the mosquito come in this direction? It turned out that it came out of our courtyard." '

Yan Bugui's face was dark: "Last night, I was waiting for the two of you to come back, and suddenly, a bunch of mosquitoes flew over, and they started sucking wildly at me."

'Run after smoking, it pissed me off. '

"Hey, I have lost a lot." Yan Bugui said distressedly.

Shazhu and Xu Damao looked at each other.

Then Shazhu said excitedly: "Second uncle, don't worry, we will avenge you."

"Last night, the mosquitoes that Xu Damao and I killed were absolutely perfect."

"Only one leading mosquito ran away."

Xu Damao: "That's right. On the way back, Shazhu and I killed all directions."

"Of those mosquitoes, the only one who died was the leader, who flew away with three or five mosquitoes."

"Silly Zhu and I have already avenged you."

Yan Bugui and the three of them squinted their eyes and looked at each other, feeling that something was wrong with this matter.

Silly Zhu: "When we came back, we saw you sleeping on the ground, Second Uncle, and thought you were trying to block us. It turns out that you were bullied by mosquitoes just now."

Xu Damao smiled and said, "Sha Zhu and I were still cautious, for fear that you would find out."