"Old Yi, hurry up and jump down."
"Master Yi didn't jump into the cesspit. Look, Master Yi didn't jump into the cesspit."
"What is Master Yi thinking, why didn't he jump into the cesspit?"
"Hey, Master Yi must regret it. Look at it, he will definitely turn around and jump off."
"Everyone, don't worry, it may be that the jumping posture just now is not right, let Master Yi adjust it."
"Master Yi, come on, jump quickly."
Yi Zhonghai: "..."
Listening to the people in the courtyard yelling.
Yi Zhonghai was completely bewildered.
This is too annoying.
It made Yi Zhonghai feel like I had to jump into a cesspit.
If I, Yi Zhonghai, don't jump into the cesspit, you will be unhappy, right?
Why was the posture of jumping into the cesspit just now wrong?
What a god, the posture is wrong.
Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he trembled all over, but he ignored the people in the courtyard.
Because the mosquitoes caught up behind him.
Yi Zhonghai ran at a high speed.
There's no way he's going to jump into a cesspit.
"Hey, Yi Zhonghai didn't jump into the cesspit." Liu Haizhong shook his head in disappointment.
"Hey, why didn't Master Yi jump into the cesspit?"
"Master Yi, what are you doing? Why don't you jump into the cesspit?"
"Master Yi, the cesspit is your home."
"We're still waiting to see, is that all?"
People in the courtyard have stories.
For a moment, they were extremely disappointed.
Yi Zhonghai leaped over the cesspit and flew over the heads of BangGong and the others.
Then, ding ding ding, Yi Zhonghai ran away.
Cao Kun looked surprised: "Hey, this old Yi is fast."
"This physical fitness is not like old people at all."
"This action is too sloppy."
Yi Zhonghai's monkey-like speed is really impressive.
It doesn't look like an old man at all.
Right here, Cao Kun was puzzled: "Hey, what does Lao Yi want to do?"
"No, he ran to the water hose."
"Here, Lao Yi won't want to..."
The people in the courtyard were also stunned, looking at Yi Zhonghai one by one.
"What is Master Yi going to do?"
"Look, Master Yi is not easy."
"Look, Master Yi has done it."
'Good guy, Master Yi is sitting under the faucet like this, what do you want to do? '
"Could it be that Master Yi is lying flat? Do you want to die?"
I saw that under everyone's gaze, Yi Zhonghai walked up to the faucet, sat cross-legged, and sat under the faucet.
Then, Yi Zhonghai took a deep breath and turned on the faucet.
Crash.
The faucet was turned on, and endless water flowed down.
In an instant, Yi Zhonghai's entire body was wrapped in a jet of water.
What was even more outrageous was the clear water that hit his head.
It turned into countless water droplets, ejected out, and shook the flying mosquitoes one by one.
Yi Zhonghai sat cross-legged, like an eminent monk, raised his head to look at the mosquitoes,
No, a lot of water.
"Wow, this drop of water is amazing."
"Run, this man can do magic."
The army of mosquitoes was scared away, and Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief.
The people in the courtyard were stunned, and looked at Yi Zhonghai,
Liu Haizhong: "I, Cao, let Lao Yi pretend to be, and there is still this trick."
"Excellent, Master Yi is smart."
"That's right, it turns out that Master Yi didn't want to jump into the cesspit, he wanted to turn on the faucet."
'Hey, look quickly, does Master Yi look like an eminent monk? '
Everyone in the courtyard was stunned.
Unexpectedly, Yi Zhonghai would have such an experience.
As soon as the faucet was turned on, the mosquitoes ran away immediately.
Even Cao Kun was stunned: "Master Yi, you can't accept it."
"It's said that people become mature when they grow old, but Master Yi really has."
"This one is dead."
Cao Kun nodded secretly, this Yi Zhonghai is still very smart.
No wonder the original book has such a great reputation.
But Yi Zhonghai has a hard time.
The faucet was turned to the maximum, and the water flow was extremely powerful, hitting the forehead.
It was still cool.
However, after being shocked for a while, Yi Zhonghai wanted to cry.
It hurts.
My brain hurts.
Why is this water flow the same as electric rotation?
My brain is about to burst.
Yi Zhonghai sat cross-legged, the tragedy was broken.I was afraid of being attacked by mosquitoes, so I had to endure it.
Finally, the mosquito army saw that the people in the cesspit could not come out, and Yi Zhonghai was protected by water.
The army of mosquitoes left immediately.
Yi Zhongguan turned off the faucet and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Bang terrier, stick terrier."
Yi Zhonghai got up, feeling like he was going to lie down next to the cesspit and shout loudly.
Looking at the cesspit, Yi Zhonghai was about to vomit.
However, thinking that there were still people inside, Yi Zhonghai still shouted hard.
However, the people below couldn't hear it at all.
So, Yi Zhonghai didn't care about anything else, grabbed the three reed poles and pulled them violently.
"Huh?" Sticky looked dull, where's my reed?
Don't be angry.
I hold my breath.
The three of them stared at each other, holding their breath.
But for a while...
"I can't hold it anymore."
Crash.
The three of them got up immediately, all dirty.
"The mosquitoes are gone, come out quickly."
Yi Zhonghai said anxiously.
Jia Zhang was overjoyed: "The mosquito is gone, the mosquito is gone, Lao Yi, pull me out quickly."
Yi Zhonghai: '...
393: Stick: Jia Dongxu, Kneel Down Quickly
By the cesspit, Yi Zhonghai squatted there awkwardly, looking at Jia Zhang's outstretched hand.
To be honest, there is nothing to pull.
The problem is, this Jia Zhang has just raised his head from the cesspit.
There is no way to describe this body.
Yi Zhonghai endured his nausea: "This..."
Yi Zhonghai's face was full of confusion.
Cao Kun burst into laughter when he saw it: "Haha, this Yi Zhonghai is getting entangled now."
"I laughed so hard, it would be interesting if it was dragged into the cesspit."
"Hahaha, I don't know if Yi Zhonghai will stretch out his hand."
At this moment, the scene is very embarrassing.
Yi Zhonghai looked at Jia Zhangshi with an awkward expression on his face, Jia Zhangshi couldn't see any shape at all, he had just crawled out of the cesspit.
Mrs. Jia Zhang also looked at Yi Zhonghai, and said speechlessly, "Old Yi, I know I'm dirty, so hurry up and pull me up to take a bath."
Jia Zhang blushed a little when she spoke.
She is not as simple as dirty, but disgusting.
Looking at her like this, she couldn't even open her eyes. To be honest, Jia Zhang felt disgusted just looking at it.
However, after watching too much, Jia Zhang didn't feel disgusted anymore.
Anyway, that's all.
Yi Zhonghai also came to his senses at this time, no matter what, Jia Zhang is his wife.
It is also impossible for Yi Zhonghai to ignore Jia Zhang.
If so, what has Yi Zhonghai become?
Why don't everyone shout and beat me?
Thinking of this, Yi Zhonghai stretched out his hand: "Come on, I'll pull you up."
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