Siheyuan: Tianyi, the widow of Qin cried and knelt and begged for marriage

Jia Dongxu raised his head and threw a piece of peanut into his stomach, and said with a satisfied face.

Jia Zhang also sneered: "Damn it, the meat you bought is cheaper than us. It's delicious."

There wasn't much meat in a pot, and it was almost eaten up by the greedy three people soon.

At this moment, Sticky hiccupped, and then let out a snort.

Stick fart.

The stick was taken aback.

Blink your eyes.

Then his face changed, and he lay down on the table: "Pfft..."

A powerful force gushed out.

"It stinks."

"Ah, why are you spraying, you damn child."

"Get out of here quickly."

Jia Zhang was so frightened that she was so disgusted that she was about to vomit.

Stick stem also panicked, and ran out directly.

puff...

The stick is running and jumping.

More like a deflated balloon.

With such a strong force, the jumping sticks are about to fly.

The misaligned spout slammed into Jia Zhang's face and Jia Dongxu's face.

The two were instantly stunned.

117: The Jiazhang family collapsed, and Yi Zhonghai died immediately

In the house, both mother and son collapsed.

"what……"

Jia Zhang's scream pierced the night sky.

She was overwhelmed.

Disgusted.

I couldn't help but think of my own tragic experience in the bathroom that day.

At this moment, Jia Zhang's complexion changed.

Bang.

A loud bang.

Jia Zhang immediately jumped up.

She stood there in horror.

Bang.

Another sound.

Jia Zhang was jumped and ran forward.

"not good."

Jia Zhang is an adult after all, and immediately thought something was wrong.

She ran out quickly.

Go straight to the toilet.

Bang.

Bang bang.

bang,

Bang bang bang.

bang...

In the evening, the courtyard seems to be set off with firecrackers.

Stick stem stood in the snow, trembling blankly.

Jia Zhang rushed all the way to the toilet.

Constantly bang bang bang.

"what's going on?"

"Who fired the cannon, it's not time yet."

"My Cao, the sound of this cannon is quite loud."

"Go out and see."

The people in the courtyard were all stunned.

Whose house is this? Before the time came, they started firing cannons.

The old man and the big mother came out with puzzled faces.

Immediately, I saw Mrs. Jia Zhang running.

Mrs. Jia Zhang was extremely fat, running wildly all the way,

Bang.

A loud bang came.

Jia Zhang jumped forward on the spot with a cry.

700 bang.

A loud bang came.

The stick standing in the snow groaned and was rushed forward.

Everyone: "..."

"What's going on here?"

"Jia Zhang, what's wrong with you."

'What are you doing, this little stick is sick. '

"It's time to cook at night, what are you doing?"

Everyone in the courtyard was stunned.

Never seen such a picture.

At this moment, Jia Zhang ran to the toilet.

Bang!

There was a loud bang, and a sound came from the toilet.

Everyone: "..."

"I, Cao, good guy, what did the Jia Zhang family eat?"

"Hey, this smells so good."

"I just smelled pork from Jia Zhang's family."

"Are you kidding? Jia Zhang's family didn't buy meat, so how could they cook meat?"

"It can't be stolen."

bathroom.

Bang.

Bang bang bang.

bang~

Bang bang bang,.

The rhythm is clear.

Cadence.

Like great music.

Sometimes there is a pause, sometimes once, sometimes double beeps, sometimes seven or eight beeps in a row, and sometimes one very melodious beep.

Everyone in the courtyard was shocked. ,

This Jia Zhang is too beautiful.

Farting is so versatile.

Not ordinary people.

The old man was dumbfounded: "What's going on with Jia Zhang?"

The second uncle was also dumbfounded: "It's so beautiful, it's the first time I know that other people fart so well."

The three mothers: "This is the same as letting go of the door cannon, excellent."

Xu Damao: "Hahaha, I laughed so hard, this is too rhythmic."

at this time.

No movement for a long time.

A group of people shook their heads.

"It's over."

"It must be over."

Jia Zhang's stomach must have been spoiled.

"Hey, such a good show, it's a pity it's so short."

"Let's go, let's go home."

A group of people shook their heads.

I want to watch a play, but Jia Zhang is not strong enough.

That's it.

It's so boring.

Everyone started turning around and going home.

But, right now.

Bang! ! !

A huge and incomparable voice came.

The ground shook.

Everyone turned around in shock.

I saw the toilet shaking.

"My Cao..."

"Emotions are too big."

"Jia Zhang is awesome, the soles of my feet are numb."

"This toilet is shaking, it won't collapse."