I reported the heavens and the world
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Li Mu explained briefly.
Bixian is indeed a 'singing and dancing show'. During the dance, she has to answer the questions in the nursery rhymes loudly. In theory, she is also singing.
Probably can be regarded as rap...
Paired with a weird dance, the whole performance style is funny while also being a little 'earthly'-the place of the underworld...
The prisoners cheered: "Long live the warden!"
Long Chuan was also very happy. During this period of time, he stayed with a group of big men in the prison all day long, and his longing for Zhang Miaoyi became even stronger.
Usually, other prisoners look down on him because he is a licking dragon, but today is a good opportunity.
He wanted to perform well and strive to integrate himself into the group of prisoners.
At least, let those prisoners see him in the future not say: "Hmph! Lick the dog!"
Or: "Bah! Lick the dog!"
If others don't respect him, he can't help it.
He also used his real dragon body to beat some prisoners who looked down on him, trying to win respect with his strength.
But the problem is that no one can die in Li Mu's prison dimension, so the prisoners are not afraid of him.
After being beaten by him, the prisoners looked down on him even more.
What to say: "So what if you are strong? Isn't he a licking dog? What kind of skill is bullying us? Licking a dog is licking a dog, bah!"
At first, Long Chuan was very angry, but gradually, he became helpless, and even now, he still feels wronged.
If it is not true love, who would be willing to be a licking dog?
Therefore, he also intends to perform on stage and work hard to improve the relationship.
So Long Chuan hurriedly went to report to Old Tang, the show manager who was elected by the prisoners.
Most of the prisoners are Shen Lang's subordinates, they have all been in the army, and they are extremely disciplined.
After a while, Old Tang roughly completed the program statistics and the production of the program list.
He reported the situation to Li Mu: "Report to the warden, the programs have been compiled, there are a total of 46 programs, and the number of participants is 57, please give instructions!"
"So few?" Li Mu was a little surprised: "Didn't I see so many people sign up? Why are there only 46 programs?"
Old Tang said: "It's like this, Warden, considering the length of the performance, most of the programs were not adopted. You let us perform on our own, so naturally we can't mess it up."
Long Chuan yelled from the side: "Why don't you let me act! Why isn't my show on the performance list? I want to perform too!"
"Go, go!" Old Tang said with some distaste: "You are a dog licking, why are you joining in the fun? Manly man, what kind of love song king are you singing on stage?"
"I don't care, I just want to act!"
Long Chuan is not happy, he is a dignified Dragon King reserve member, the brother-in-law of the wife of a law enforcement officer from all realms, and the brother-in-law of the warden of the prison dimension!I kindly want to show you the whole show, why are you still attacking with the dragon body?
He raised his head and said to Li Mu: "Brother-in-law, tell them for me, I want to perform too!"
Li Mu is happy.
Long Chuan has changed a lot in prison during this period of time!
He already has his own nickname, it seems that he gets along well with the prisoners!
Sure enough, the fastest way to change a person is to put him in jail, laugh~
With the help of the system, Li Mu estimated the speed of Bixian's recovery. At first glance, 46 programs were indeed not enough.
It took only a few hours for these programs to be completed, and it was still too early for Bixian to fully recover at that time.
Now that we have decided to hold a performance, we must satisfy everyone!
So Li Mu said: "Old Tang, don't be so restrained. This time, everyone is free to play. Whoever wants to perform can let him do it. Don't worry about me."
"Good warden!"
The prisoners cheered again, and Old Tang began to count again.
In the end, 3254 programs were scheduled, and the number of participants involved almost all the prisoners in the entire prison—I don’t know who leaked the news, saying that Shen Lang is currently serving his sentence in the prison dimension, and leaked the "welfare benefits" of the prison dimension out.
So Shen Lang's original subordinates carried out the most dangerous mission of the Dragon Kingdom without any scruples in the original world, sacrificed their lives for the country at the speed of light, and came to the prison dimension to report...
In addition to all the prisoners in the entire country who were "searched" in the world of "Dragon King's Son-in-Law", the number of prisoners in the prison dimension has already exceeded [-], and there are people from all walks of life.
Talented.
After arranging the prisoners, Li Mu returned to reality.
"Owner?"
Seeing that Li Mu's eyes had finally returned to normal, Xizi breathed a sigh of relief.
Just now, after Li Mu said 'report the pen fairy', he seemed to have used some kind of 'high technology' that she couldn't understand to arrest the lady named pen fairy.
Then Li Mu froze in place.
If she hadn't detected that Li Mu's vital signs were still normal, she would have thought that Li Mu had died suddenly...
"I am fine."
Li Mu said casually, and then urged by the angel's holy power, a pair of wings of light popped out from behind.
With the wings of light flapping, Li Mu slowly lifted into the air.
He was condescending and carefully observed the traces left by Bixian.
The handwriting scratches on the ground were messy and chaotic, neither forming words nor images, and Li Mu couldn't see anything.
"strangeness......"
Li Mu touched his chin.
At that time, the pen fairy's reaction should be that he was answering.
She must have already got the answer, but the answer is likely to have an extremely large amount of information, even so huge that it can instantly satisfy all the thirst for knowledge of Bixian's own obsession.
So much so that, in the process of answering her just now, she was almost forcibly passed over because her own desires and obsessions were completely satisfied...
If Li Mu's speed had been slower at that time, the pen immortals would probably have disappeared.
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