I really don't want to read

Lin Xiaoxian put down the handle:

"I don't want to play anymore, this broken game, I'm afraid that if I continue to play it, I will really break up..."

"Hmph, if you don't play, don't play..."

"So simple?"

"Who told you to threaten me with breaking up..."

"..."

Gu Xiaoyan rested her head on Lin Xiaoxian's shoulder and poked his stomach with the handle.

"Lin Xiaoxian, we won't play this anymore, you will never be separated from me in the future, do you hear?"

"I heard."

Lin Xiaoxian quit the game and gave a bad review on Steam.

088 The sensible Wang Xiaomeng

After leaving "The Breakup Kitchen", Lin Xiaoxian returned to the real kitchen and started cooking crispy meat.

In the dining room outside the kitchen door, Gu Xiaoyan sat on a chair, lying on the back of the chair, watching him intently:

"Xiao Xian, don't you think this oil is wrong?"

"Oh, I didn't use rapeseed oil, I used peanut oil, which is more fragrant when fried."

"That's not the problem..."

She watched Lin Xiaoxian googling, picked up the oil barrel, and poured out half of the pot of rapeseed oil.

"You put too much..."

"Frying means dipping and frying. If you don't have it, it's called frying. Wide oil is an attitude. I suggest you watch Wang Gang's video to understand it."

Lin Xiaoxian peeked at the lower panel.

【Cooking: lv.8 (110/400)】

This level should really be the same as a professional chef.

Lin Xiaoxian's fried product is golden and crispy, and the batter is re-fried to grab the crispy, completely stripped of excess moisture.

Gu Xiaoyan swallowed it down, making a Kazkaz sound, paired with pork belly marinated in salt and pepper, it makes people's lips and teeth want to stop.

"How about it?"

"It's so delicious, the kids next door are crying!"

In fact, the kid next door was really crying.

It's just that when Wang Xiaomeng was looking for the taste, her "tears" flowed from the corner of her mouth.

"Brother Xiaoxian, you are frying crispy meat!"

Wang Xiaomeng had a lot of knowledge, and when he looked at the half of Gu Xiaoyan's mouth, he recognized it at a glance.

"Dog nose, it is comparable to your rhubarb."

Lin Xiaoxian teased, and then went to Xiaoshu's bedroom to ask his sister to come out to eat.

Gu Xiaoyan took a small piece and fed it to Wang Xiaomeng.

"Come on Little Dream."

"Ah, thank you...thank you...sister?"

Wang Xiaomeng rubbed her lips and scratched her little head.

Gu Xiaoyan pretended to be angry:

"Xiaomeng, have you forgotten your sister again?"

"No no no no..."

Of course Wang Xiaomeng recognized Gu Xiaoyan's face, but she couldn't remember her name and what she did...

Is it Xiaoxian's brother's sister?

No, that's Sister Xiaoshu.

Does brother Xiaoxian have a younger sister?

After thinking about it, Wang Xiaomeng began to look for inspiration in the TV series again, and after finding it, he patted his face:

"Oh, you must be brother Xiaoxian's girlfriend."

Gu Xiaoyan was startled.

This kid is so sensible!

She tore open a fresh-keeping bag and filled Wang Xiaomeng with several pieces of crispy meat.

"Hurry up, take more and go back."

Wang Xiaomeng was overwhelmed by flattery: "Thank you...well...thank you, sister-in-law Xiaoxian!"

Gu Xiaoyan's face was red, and the smile on the corner of her mouth couldn't hold back, she didn't want to correct it at all.

No, I have to give her some more dollars.

"Hey! Who's stealing it!"

When Lin Xiaoxian came out with his sister, he happened to see Gu Xiaoyan put the hot crispy meat into a fresh-keeping bag.

"Whoever stole it, I will decorate Wang Xiaomeng."

"She's a little pig, enough? I've given it to her, so what about Auntie?"

"It doesn't matter, she's not bad..."

Good guy, yesterday he said he wanted to think about our mother, but today it doesn't matter.

In the end, Wang Xiaomeng made a lot of money, carrying two bags of crispy meat, smiling like a lucky baby, and bowing to Gu Xiaoyan before leaving:

"Sister-in-law, you are so kind!"

"Hey, you're so cute..."

???

Where is Wang Xiaomeng's sister-in-law?

Lin Xiaoxian was dumbfounded when he heard this, Lin Xiaoshu was furious, and Tuantuan jumped onto the table to grab the crispy meat.

The house is buzzing right now...

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"Ah!"

As soon as he arrived at school in the evening, Lin Xiaoxian was disliked.

"Lin Xiaoxian, you have such a big fumes on your body."

Zhou Jia rubbed her sensitive nose, then Chen Ming and Chen Chen also covered their mouths and noses and said in unison:

"Brother Xian, you smell so bad!"

Then voices sounded from all directions, like a bird facing a phoenix:

"What do I say, Brother Xian is you."

"Xiaoxian, what are you doing?"

"Do you make chili oil at home?"

Lin Xiaoxian just visited the house every day, walked around among several rows of classmates, and was boycotted by everyone one after another.

"Does it have such a strong smell..."

【Yes, Charm-3】

Zhou Jia saw Lin Xiaoxian's dubious look and explained:

"Of course you can't smell it on your own, and it doesn't feel obvious when you smell it."

"That's right..."

"If you don't believe me, just smell it carefully?"

Lin Xiaoxian put his nose close to his shoulder and sniffed carefully, and gradually he smelled it, the smell of oily smoke was really strong.

I didn't pay attention in the kitchen in the afternoon, it was almost time to finish my meal, and I went straight to school without changing my clothes.

Zhou Jia reminded him:

"You put on your school uniform and cover it up."

"My school uniform was just washed this afternoon..."

Zhou Jia sighed, then took out his school uniform from the desk cabinet and gave it to him:

"Here."

Lin Xiaoxian took it, and there was a rabbit on it, which was drawn by Gu Xiaoyan for her.

gym class that day,

Familiar rabbit, familiar taste.

"Jia, what if I make you smell bad..."

"Just wash it, put it on quickly, don't...don't smell it..."

Lin Xiaoxian actually took a sniff before slowly putting it on.

What do you mean, can the school uniform of the study committee member smell worse than his whole body?

"Should it be better now?"

"Um..."

Lin Xiaoxian was dishonest, put on his school uniform and talked nonsense.

"What are you doing, it's all too big."

"I want to wrap it up tight and neutralize it with your flavor."

"..."

Zhou Jia glared at him and pretended to hold her cheeks to cover her little hot face.

Lin Xiaoxian is so annoying, so he likes to say something very strange with a serious face.

"What the hell are you doing at home?"

"Fried Crispy Pork."

"Bombed all afternoon?"

"Four or five catties, the pot is small at home, so why don't you fry for a while in batches?"

Zhou Jia blinked and counted about four or five pounds.

"So much fried? Why?"

As soon as Lin Xiaoxian heard it, he started to take out the book and wanted to come up with "Zhou Jia's One Hundred Thousand Whys".

Zhou Jia grabbed his hand subconsciously, and then hurriedly let go:

"Don't remember!"

"why?"

Lin Xiaoxian imitated Zhou Jia's curious baby tone.

Zhou Jia loses her temper when she sees his playful smile.

And to be honest, Lin Xiaoxian's imitation is quite similar, which makes her a little embarrassed...

"Remember it, remember it, whatever you want..."

"Actually, if you think about it, even though my two 'books' contain your black spots, wouldn't it be very commemorative for me to give them to you after I graduate from high school?"