I really don't want to read

"Lin Xiaoxian! Who are you going to have a baby with?!"

"What the hell is giving birth to children, I'm teaching them to settle accounts!"

The ins and outs were a bit long, and Lin Xiaoxian didn't have time to explain more after class. He threw the list that he just made out to Ma Weiwei next to him and went back to his seat.

"What is Jiajia looking for?"

"Who allowed you to call me that, do you think you are Xiaoyan?"

Lin Xiaoxian went too far, and Zhou Jia rummaged through everything and didn't want to talk to him.

"Jia, what are you looking for, I'll help you find it."

"I don't know if Gu Xiaoyan borrowed my water glass..."

Lin Xiaoxian laughed awkwardly after hearing this: "The cup...I used it for a while..."

"..."

"Don't panic, I'll wash it right away and pay you back!"

"Oh no, you have to go up..."

After Lin Xiaoxian finished speaking, he ran out, walked on the front foot, the physics teacher came in on the back foot, frowned and asked the person at the door:

"Why is he going after class?"

"I don't know, maybe to pee."

"Release in get out of class, what are you doing after class?"

"It's also possible to poop."

"It's really a lazy person who poops a lot..."

Zhou Jia in the distance heard a pile of feces and farts, and didn't want to use this cup anymore.

074 Myopia

Ma Weiwei got the list from Lin Xiaoxian, and at a glance, she understood what he meant by settlement.

After reading it carefully, she poked Su Yuan in front of her in panic:

"Yuan'er, I'm done."

"What's the end?"

"Just now, I'm afraid of getting married!"

"..."

Gu Xiaoyan next to her almost choked on a mouthful of Baisui Mountain, and turned her head while the teacher wrote the formula:

"Ma Weiwei, say it again?"

"Oh, it's not your Xiaoxian's fault. Look at what he wrote. It's terrible."

After giving the list to Gu Xiaoyan, Ma Weiwei frowned:

"When I get married and have children, I have to buy less snacks and cosmetics! I have to watch less concerts! I have less time to travel! Alas, the days after marriage are so bleak..."

Gu Xiaoyan and Su Yuan looked at the list together and felt that Ma Weiwei's attitude was too exaggerated.

"It's a long time coming to Japan. What if you earn a million a year in the future? It's easy to raise a second child or a third child."

"Forget it, forget it, I'm a salty fish who doesn't want to make progress... unless I find a good husband who can let me eat and die, then I'll get married, hee hee..."

"Not promising..."

"Gu Xiaoyan, you don't have back pain while standing and talking!"

The female hooligan Ma Weiwei resorted to the old method of dealing with Su Yuan, and flicked Gu Xiaoyan's shoulder strap fiercely:

"Lin Xiaoxian has a bright future. Of course you don't care."

"Sister Ma...how did you see that he has a bright future..."

But the words are still nice, even my parents said that Lin Xiaoxian was a treasure boy before.

"Just by feeling! I'm a Cancer, and the sixth sense is dead!"

She stood up against the desk, put her head in front of her and whispered:

"But you have to be careful, isn't Lin Xiaoxian a Gemini? Gemini boys don't have a good thing. Once they start a family and start a business, they will definitely start looking for little lovers!"

Gu Xiaoyan was speechless for a while.

When you open your mouth and shut your mouth, the constellation is no longer there.

It just happened that during this period of time, the economy of stalls was popular, and Ma Weiwei was suggested to go to the street for fortune-telling and fortune-telling.

"I'm not kidding, what about the gambling king who passed away a while ago... Oh, I can't read that word, anyway, he was as handsome as Lin Xiaoxian when he was young, but do you know how many concubines he has? Four! All of them Ming Media is getting married!"

Su Yuan, who was concentrating on listening to the class next to him, couldn't take it anymore and covered his ears:

"Ma Weiwei is the only one who talks a lot about you. She's a little lover and a concubine. It's too bad to hear, turn around!"

"The world is getting worse, this is the reality of Hongguoguo, don't those wives regard the gambling king as a good husband? Sigh, I can't even listen to this, Su Yuan, how pure are you..."

Ma Weiwei stopped abruptly in the middle of her words, her head shrank back suddenly, sweating like rain.

The physics teacher didn't know how to get around from behind, staring blankly at him while holding his glasses.

Looking around, many people were laughing.

Li Chi was the most uncomfortable, and his face was a little red.

Ma Weiwei suddenly realized a problem.

How long has the teacher been here?

"Ma Weiwei, where did I just say?"

Ma Weiwei peeped at the same table, and replied in a low voice: "Multiple electric meters..."

"Then where did you read the book? The closed circuit is the content of the last class! What? You haven't woken up? What are you dreaming about?"

"Teacher, I know that she has a good husband in her dreams."

After Li Chi finished speaking, he laughed, and the people in the know followed suit, even the teacher laughed too.

Ma Weiwei was so embarrassed that she blushed to the neck, and she was determined to fight against Li Chi this semester.

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Pops on campus are always varied.

Lin Xiaoxian is now leading the trend in Class [-].

Every afternoon, more and more people follow Lin Xiaoxian to eat steamed buns.

The boss was also very busy because of the sudden Amway, and he was overjoyed.

"Boss, ten here!"

"Me too."

"Hey, hey..." Li Chi stopped, "Can you go and see how big this bun is? Ten? Make you stupid!"

The cages are covered, and the smoke is lingering, where you can see clearly.

"Brother Chi, tell me how old you are."

"It's the size of a fist."

"That's not much."

"Have you ever seen a fist the size of a sandbag?"

"How big is a sandbag..."

I didn't know until I ate it, but in the end, Li Chi helped all the tables to avoid waste.

"You guys go first, labor and capital can't ride the bike anymore..."

"Hahaha, hard work, Brother Chi, bye."

Lin Xiaoxian stayed with Li Chi, and helped him to take a walk in the sunset to digest food.

"Brother Xian..."

"Brother here, are you moved?"

"Don't dare to move, it will be uncomfortable to move."

Lin Xiaoxian concluded: "It's not that you have eaten too much buns. The buns are pasta that rises when exposed to water. You have drank too much soy milk. What is the saying?"

Lin Xiaoxian's question is endless, but it is also thanks to Li Chi that he can get it right:

"As the saying goes: if the mountains are not high, there are immortals, and if the water is not deep, there are dragons?"

"Yes, the water is not deep, so eat buns and drink less water in the future."

After walking for a while, Li Chi found a stone ball that blocked the car and sat down, panting while complaining:

"I can't do it if I don't drink it. Those dogs are more likely to believe in evil. They order so much that my mouth is dry and my eyes are confused."

"Being confused is that you are bored, the sauce and pork buns are fragrant, and if you eat too much, you will be greasy."

Li Chi blinked hard, a little suspicious.

Things have been a little blurry recently, but now I look at the green plants in the distance and find that it is even more blurry.

[-]% has nothing to do with Baozi, isn't it myopia?

"Short-sighted? Well... Speaking of which, did you play too many games this semester..."

Li Chi's heart was shocked, it was a bit too much...

Every night I say sleep well, I just finished yawning with my eyes open, and I don’t feel sleepy when I close my eyes.

And Li Chi has a habit.

I play with my phone on my side, and sometimes I only look with one eye when I get sleepy, while the other is buried in the pillow.

"It's really not good, you think, one eye has read the information of the two eyes, and it bears the burden it shouldn't bear, can it be safe?"

"It's an accident, but the principle should not be this principle."

"Why? You know medicine?"

"I understand biology! No... My dad understands biology. My genetic factors tell me that the principle you just explained is wrong."

After talking about a bunch of useless things, Li Chi still wasn't sure if he was short-sighted.

"Xiao Xian, don't I remember you have glasses? Put them on for me, and I'll see if it becomes clear."

"I don't have a degree."

Lin Xiaoxian touched the pockets of the school uniform's trousers. He hadn't worn them for a long time, because the [see-through glasses] have an expiration date, and there are still 24 hours left in the 10-hour usage limit, so I have to save it.

Things like observing the teacher's movements, after moving to the fourth group and having a small mirror, it is not necessary.

The last time I used it, it seemed like I was still looking for something at home.

However, since the appearance of Tuantuan, it has gradually ceased to be used.

Cats have a hunting instinct, and Tuantuan will always bring some strange things to the owner to show favor, so the family has not lost the remote control for a long time.

Li Chi took Lin Xiaoxian's glasses and looked:

"It's really a flat mirror, it's better than you."

"You know Mao, I'm radiation-proof."

Lin Xiaoxian took it over and put it on himself. Of course, the scenery in front of him was not what Li Chi saw.

The scene like a perspective wireframe emerged, Lin Xiaoxian glanced left and right, took a few casual glances, and then became absorbed.

"Brother Chi, look, there seem to be a few people dancing in the alley over there..."

Li Chi stared at it, but didn't even see a single hair.

"Xiaoxian, don't scare me, I'm short-sighted at best, right? There's no alley here, can you see through it?"

Lin Xiaoxian stood up with a stern expression on his face.