I really don't want to read

"Look, Xiaoshu, with your sister-in-law, your brother doesn't spoil you now..."

???

Lin Xiaoxian hurriedly covered her sister's ears:

"Mu Changqing, is there someone like you who is an aunt like you? To provoke the relationship between nephew and niece? And doting is not a good word...The last time I went to No. [-] Middle School was a special situation. Do you really think I have great powers?"

"Hmm~" Mu Changqing nodded happily, "In my heart, you are the most powerful person in the family~ Xiaoshu also thinks about it, right Xiaoshu?"

"Eh? Oh yeah..."

Lin Xiaoshu was blushing in a daze. The aunt just mentioned that she relieved her stress, which reminded her of the night when she relieved her brother.

Several days have passed, and when I think about it now, my mouth...is still warm and astringent...

Alas!

Shame on me!don't want to don't want to...

……

Since Lin Xiaoxian, who has great powers, can't interfere with the school's arrangements, the trip plan for May Day will be shelved, but it doesn't matter, it's the same at home, May Day means the official arrival of summer, Lin Xiaoxian decided to invite his girlfriends Come to the house to have a crayfish dinner together.

Indeed, the original plan was "Girlfriends."

But after asking the three little ones, Lin Xiaoxian found that the plan could not keep up with the changes.

"May Day? Oh~ Lin Xiaoxian wants to invite his classmate, Gu Xiaoyan, who is his favorite, the cutest in the world, and who will have many children with him in the future~?"

A certain childhood sweetheart opened her mouth with a string of gaudy prefixes, Lin Xiaoxian silently grabbed her two smooth twin ponytails, and tugged lightly one by one:

"Just tell me, are you free on May Day?"

"Hey..."

Gu Xiaoyan followed the force of his pull, "accidentally" fell into his arms, rubbed her face a few times before slowly thinking:

"It should be...no!"

"why?"

"Hee hee, are you disappointed?"

Gu Xiaoyan was triumphant, thinking back in the past, every time she took the initiative to play with Lin Xiaoxian, Lin Xiaoxian would just ignore him, now that he is her boyfriend, he finally tasted this kind of feeling, right?

"On May [-]st, I want to accompany my parents to Huangshan to play. Too many people die, but they insist on going, so..."

It is impossible for Lin Xiaoxian to let his girlfriend abandon his parents to accompany him. He is not such an unreasonable person, and Lin Xiaoxian will be proud of a kind girlfriend who can consider his parents.

So what about Su Yuan?

"Is it a date~! Uh...but May Day..."

Seeing that Su Yuan's eyes quickly changed from bright to gloomy, Lin Xiaoxian's heart skipped a beat:

"Are you free too?"

and also?

Great!Su Yuan's eyes sparkled again:

"Who else is not free? Is it the study committee?"

"It's Xiaoyan."

"Oh……"

That's okay, not particularly good.

Su Yuan's eyes darkened again, and he expressed regret:

"My parents are going to take me to Singapore on May Day."

"Singapore?"

"Well, it seems that my mother took out a 8% off free travel coupon in the supermarket. She helped a customer who was a purchasing agent in Singapore to decorate the Taobao store page, and then she wanted to go to Singapore for a while, clamoring for it. Dad and I went with her to take a picture with the mermaid."

Mermaid……

Is it the famous Merlion water fountain sculpture in Singapore?

The one whose actual landscape is [-] times uglier than the online picture?

Lin Xiaoxian thought inwardly that it is indeed you Han Xuanxuan, these days even real girls no longer have too much yearning for that thing, but she still maintains the girlish heart of the old days.

"husband…"

Seeing that Lin Xiaoxian didn't speak, Su Yuan felt worried and sweet, and tugged on his sleeve:

"I also really want to celebrate May Day with you, but I can't bear to spoil my mother...how about you tell her that you want to borrow me for May Day? If you borrow it yourself, she will definitely agree Yes! Anyway... Anyway, I think I went to help them carry their luggage and watch them show their affection..."

Having said that, it can be seen that Su Yuan is indeed telling the truth, but it is still impossible for Lin Xiaoxian to intervene in other people's family reunion.

It can only be said that the future is long, and after everyone is a family in the future, it will be much easier to deal with this kind of problem...

"Yuanyuan, then you'd better have fun with our parents, and I'll treat you to crayfish next time."

"Well...husband, I'm not free, and neither is Xiaoyan, so you..."

Su Yuan hesitated, a little embarrassed, but still twisted his fingers tentatively and said:

"...Then you...are you going to have a... two-person world with her on May [-]st...?"

"You're jealous?"

Su Yuan thought for a while, then nodded a little blushing:

"ate…"

Then pinch a little bit of the little finger:

"But only a little."

Lin Xiaoxian smiled when he heard the words, what can he do? Now that he has learned the lesson from before, he dare not make any promises to tear down the east wall and make up for the west wall. Coax's little head is dizzy, and it's almost the same if there is no way to entangle this matter.

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"They are all filial and good girls..."

In the end, both Gu Xiaoyan and Su Yuan were cooing, which made Lin Xiaoxian a little sad to look up at the sky at 45 degrees, so he just cooed too. "A few chapters were updated, but the mysterious rich lady reader [7389] has never appeared again.

Did you abandon the book...

Abandoning books suddenly is actually quite normal, but this [reader 7389] had so many exchanges with himself after all, some of them may be more intimate, and disappeared from the book review area all at once, Lin Xiaoxian has to say that it is a bit inexplicable Little lost.

Ugh.

It's rare to experience the feeling of "a confidant in the sea and a neighbor in the world", and I didn't expect it to be so short...

But after thinking about it, after all, she is a rich woman and a female boss. It is normal for her to be in the mood to read novels for a while because of work.

Lin Xiaoxian can only pay attention to the return of [Reader 7389] on the one hand, and pay attention to the situation of the new book "Celebrating More Than Years" at the same time.

……

By the way, "Celebrating More Than Years" has been released for a while, and the popularity is booming. Lin Xiaoxian thought that he should also build a book friend group.

With the establishment of a book friend group, those who urge updates can stay away from the comment area and concentrate in the group to urge updates. In this way, as long as Lin Xiaoxian blocks the group messages, he will no longer see a few update reminders.

witty!

Lin Xiaoxian praised his wit, and immediately created a group to post a single chapter, and found a tool manager from the old book friend group to verify it, and then during the evening self-study on the eve of May [-]st, he sent a letter to the last of the three little ones. One extended an "olive branch":

"Baby~"

"Hey, you... why do you always like to block me in the corridor... I... the teacher will see it later..."

"What are you afraid of? We left late, and the teacher is not in the office anymore."

"Who said, Mr. Wang is still here, it should be correcting papers..."

"Oh her, that's probably playing the king."

"?"

"Don't care about her, hey, how about coming to my house to eat crayfish on May Day?"

Baby Jia heard that the crayfish was actually all right, but when he heard that he went to his house, his clear eyes widened slightly:

"May Day...you can, then...then your family is still alive, right?"

"..."

The corner of Lin Xiaoxian's mouth twitched, what is "alive"?

If the spirited cat hears this, why not scratch her twice?

"It's very good. Summer is here, and the other cats have retired. It's the only one that winks at the big yellow next door all day long. Sometimes I really wonder if it's neutered..."

As soon as the study committee member heard this, he tiptoed happily, raised his face and looked at Lin Xiaoxian:

"Okay, I'll be at your house on May Day."

512 Punishment Tuantuan Pocket Money Popsicle

On the first day of May Day, the sky is high and the air is crisp.

But on the hot side.

And it's hotter than last year's May Day.

……

In fact, it seems that every year, many people think that "this summer is hotter than last year". Many environmentalists attribute this to human destruction of nature and global warming, so they are very humane and very compassionate. Engage in environmental protection, less industrial development, and even don't eat meat, eggs, milk, etc.

In short, it is best to return to the original era!

However, in fact, according to historical climate analysis, since the birth of the earth, it has always been hot and cold. In today's era, it is just the turn of the earth to heat up again.

Of course, there are also some influences of human civilization activities, but Lin Xiaoxian thinks that the most responsible for this should be those developed countries that have completed industrialization, destroyed the environment, and started to enjoy the benefits of destroying the environment.

Lin Xiaoxian complained about this point of view during lunch, but because he used a lot of long sentences mixed with professional terms, both Lin Xiaoshu and Mu Changqing didn't understand it very well.

So Lin Xiaoxian gave an easy-to-understand chestnut:

"To put it bluntly, some countries have developed by themselves by destroying the environment, and then they start to be masters, telling poorer countries not to develop, but to protect the environment, to plant more trees and fruits, and then just give them to us for tourism. , take good care of me, and I will just reward you with some tourism GDP."

In this way, Lin Xiaoshu and Mu Changqing understood:

"How shameless!"

"that is!"

"Meow!"

?

Lin Xiaoxian lowered his head and looked at Tuantuan lying on his feet under the table:

"You also think they are shameless?"

"Meow!"

Tuantuan flicked the long snow-white hair on his neck, nodded, and then looked at the small dried fish on the partition.

"Meow... Meow! Meow... Meow~ Meow!..."

Tuantuan howled for a while, like a primary school student reading a small composition on stage, Mu Changqing was impatient to hear it, and kicked its ass with white tender feet.

That's why Lin Xiaoshu was very curious, he licked his chopsticks and asked the only person in the family who knew cat language:

"Brother, what did you say?"

"It says that although it is a foreign species, its heart is domestic. In order to oppose some shameless environmentalists, it will start to eat more meat, egg and milk, such as dried fish."

As Lin Xiaoxian spoke, he took two mouthfuls of rice, and then hugged Tuantuan.

"Meow~"

Alright~ Is today's male shit-shoveling officer so spoiled?

Tuantuan was overjoyed, and licked Lin Xiaoxian's neck with his claws, and then felt his body lighten, and he had been placed on the ground of the balcony.

"Meow?"

"Speculation, it used to be a felony, if you commit the first crime, close the balcony for an hour, and the next time you commit the crime, you will confiscate the dried fish."