I really don't want to read

It's like buying a pair of little rabbits. When I bought them, the boss said that they were pearl rabbits, which would never grow up.

But in the end, after only feeding carrots a few times, he still broke through the upper limit he thought, and went in a promising direction for the future.

It is true that compared with Gu Xiaoyan, the study committee members are still a lot worse.

But on the way back to the classroom, Lin Xiaoxian also "kindly encouraged" Zhou Jia:

"The baby is awesome! The body is the capital of learning. A good development momentum means that your body is getting healthier and healthier now!"

"What about health..."

The study committee member pinched his sleeves and muttered in a low voice:

"Xiaoyan is much healthier than me..."

"Well, this is..."

"..."

"Huh? No, what, I mean..."

Accidentally told the truth, feeling the face of the study committee member turned cold, Lin Xiaoxian rolled his eyes, and snapped his fingers wittily:

"...Baby, I think you must have successfully surpassed Xiaoshu now!"

"You...are you praising me..."

Forget it, don't ask, she is not interested in big and small things, it doesn't matter.

but…

The study committee member turned his head strangely and suspiciously, and stopped on the corridor:

"Lin Xiaoxian."

"Hey."

"How do you know the small book's...size...?"

"Harmful…"

Lin Xiaoxian actually panicked in his heart, why the hell is he talking bald again.

But the surface is as stable as an old dog:

"Brothers and sisters are like this, even if they are not biological, they have been together for so long, and they will understand these things unconsciously... and she also understands me, for example, when I take off my pants, she knows whether I want to fart or shit .”

"nausea."

"It should be disgusting, it sounds cute."

Lin Xiaoxian laughed, in fact, answering is the same as not answering.

But there is no way, I can't say that I touched it, or did she take the initiative to hold my hand to touch it?

As for what I saw, it sounds strange, as if I, the older brother, have been monitoring the growth of the little pigeon on my younger sister.

What's more, the relationship between the two people has always been quite ambiguous, and they don't know when, what posture, and what kind of development direction they will show in the next step.So it is not easy for Lin Xiaoxian to tell the study committee that he and Xiaoshu have already kissed and made some superficial intimacy.

"What about Su Yuan?" The study committee member suddenly asked after breaking the subject of Xiaoshu.

"Su Yuan? What's wrong with Su Yuan?"

However, Lin Xiaoxian couldn't help frowning for a moment in confusion. The study committee couldn't tell whether he was really stuck in his head or just pretending, so he could only falter and remind him:

"It's Su Yuan's...health...what do you think..."

"Oh her!"

Lin Xiaoxian really didn't get stuck, but he didn't expect that the study committee would ask Su Yuan about such a thing about girls' secondary sexual characteristics, and waved his hand:

"Unfortunately, amateur players are not eligible to participate in this competition."

"..."

Lin Xiaoxian's mouth is really fancy, the study committee member rolled his eyes at his description, but there was also an uncontrollable secret joy in his heart...

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Evening, evening self-study.

"husband."

"Ok?"

"There's something I've been wanting to ask you for a long time. I just finished my physics test. May I ask you?"

"Well... I'll check it first, and if I get five wrong questions, I won't be allowed to ask."

"Ah..." Su Yuan pursed his mouth, looking at the bouncing and watery.

Her husband is so strict, Su Yuan hurriedly held down the paper to prevent him from taking it away, and checked it carefully before giving it to him.

……

Speaking of which, Su Yuan felt that Lin Xiaoxian was really miraculous.

After being absent from class for such a long time, it seems that I silently made up a class and made up all the missed courses.

This kind of learning ability can probably be compared with a genius girl like Gu Xiaoyan, right?

Su Yuan couldn't help but wonder, why wasn't the deskmate like this in the first year of high school?

But it’s okay, when I was in the first year of high school, there were many more girls in the class than now, if my husband exposed his excellence earlier, then according to the saying of taking care of Xiaoyan, she might have several more "sisters and sisters" Already...

……

"Okay! Only three questions are wrong, but you should pay attention to this question. First, △U=Q+W..."

Lin Xiaoxian picked up the draft paper and explained the two wrong questions in detail. After Su Yuan understood it, he marked the wrong question on the paper with a five-pointed star.

"Okay, what do you want to ask?" Lin Xiaoxian smiled.

"That's right, um... Husband, besides playing table tennis with Jiajia in your physical education class in the morning, did you do anything with her?"

Lin Xiaoxian's eyelids twitched:

"No."

"really?"

"Really, I have been with Xiaoyan all this time, and I have an appointment to accompany you next week, so I owe her a lot, so just playing with her for a while is considered staying with her for a while, why do you suddenly ask this? "

"Well…"

Su Yuan hesitated, bit his finger, Lin Xiaoxian took it off for her and slapped his palm.

Then he bit a strand of hair that fell on his mouth, and Lin Xiaoxian took it off for her again, and smiled wryly after beating his palms:

"I said Su is three years old, how old are you? Why do you like to bite so much..."

"Didn't you bite your nails again?"

Su Yuan complained, and then said seriously:

"Husband, let's put it this way, after the physical education class until the afternoon, when Xiaoyan, Jiajia and I went to the bathroom, I felt that Jiajia was watching me secretly."

"Look at you?"

"Well, as soon as I looked back, she closed her eyes, and then...then..."

"Then what?"

Su Yuan had a weird expression and was very confused:

"...then she... poses..."

???

Lin Xiaoxian is happy:

"What the hell is posing?"

"It's just...suddenly raised her head and raised her chest, you understand?" Su Yuan gestured, "When I saw her, she raised her head and raised her chest like a little swan, as if she was about to dance a ballet...Honey, do you think she is What's the matter?"

Lin Xiaoxian laughed out loud, and was almost included in the list by the disciplined Gu Xiaoyan on the podium.

"What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing, don't worry, it's nothing, I already know what's wrong with her."

"What's up with her?"

"Stinky show off! Hahaha..."

"???"

483 Lin Xiaoxian, the Scumbag

The long-lost monthly exam is finally here.

The Gujing Wubo that Lin Xiaoxian showed in front of Chen Ming once made Chen Ming feel that he was pretending.

But when it came to the real test, Lin Xiaoxian was still the first to leave the test room.

Chen Ming, who was in the same examination room as him, was deeply tormented. He would always see this tall and powerful standing up and handing in the paper when he was scratching his head the most.

That kind of mental pressure, if it comes from class monitors, study committee members, old-fashioned good students, it will be fine.

But Lin Xiaoxian, who is also one of the Four Illusory Gods, made Chen Ming especially annoyed and irritable.

……

"Brother Xian! Are you still a brother!" Before the final exam, Chen Ming scolded Lin Xiaoxian angrily.

"Nonsense." Lin Xiaoxian hugged his shoulders, "What else? You want to be my wife?"

"Damn chicken! Labor and capital pure man, can you get out?"

Chen Ming quickly slipped out from under his arms.

Very proficient, because I am often teased by the brothers around me like this, and I have a conditioned reflex.

"Brother Xian, let me tell you, the next exam, can you not hand in the paper so early?"

"What?"

"It's annoying to watch!"

When Chen Ming became irritable, his little boy's face was congested with blood, making him look rosy:

"It's fine if you really want to leave, but give me the answers to the multiple choice questions?"

"Oh, obviously..."

"Depend on!"

Chen Ming blurted out, and then felt that it was not manly enough, so he added a stronger word:

"Hey! Call me Brother Ming!"

"Okay, Xiao Ming..." Lin Xiaoxian said earnestly, "This summer vacation is over and you will be the third year of high school. I suggest you study hard and get an undergraduate degree, otherwise you will regret it in the future."

"What do you regret?" Chen Ming curled his lips, "My dad said that if he can't pass the college entrance examination, he will give me the store, and he will also pass on his skills to me, and inherit the family business!"

"Just your braised vegetables shop?"

"That's right, you can earn hundreds of thousands a year..."

"How should I put it..." Lin Xiaoxian smacked his lips, "It's okay, when the business is successful, it's good to have a blind date and find a young wife to live with. As for Chen Chen..."

Chen Ming's ears moved, and he frowned guiltily:

"Brother Xian, what are you doing, why did you mention her all of a sudden..."

"Nothing, just think about it."

Lin Xiaoxian continued to imagine:

"At that time, Chen Chen should be just like us. After studying knowledge and makeup in college, and becoming more generous and beautiful, he began to actively participate in various wonderful clubs, and then met Gao Fushuai in the clubs, and then..."

"Enough is enough!"

Chen Ming picked his ears, and suddenly felt that Lin Xiaoxian's imagination was more annoying than his gesture of handing in the paper in advance.

Lower your head again and look at the scribbled and perfunctory cheat sheet in your hand...