I really don't want to read

"Mobile phone... oh, on the bed."

Before Monica went on a business trip with Xia Xinyao, she and the girls under her had already cleaned the house clean enough, so Xia Luoqiu didn't bother to wear slippers, so she came out of the bathroom with bare feet and jumped into the bathroom. With one leap, it was like a moth flying to a flame, or hungry and hungry, and jumped onto the big wine-red round bed.

The big round bed in her master bedroom is really too big, not to mention that she usually sleeps alone, even sleeping with her mother is very spacious.

It's about the same as a three-person bed...but it's more than enough.

With such a big bed, Xia Luoqiu had to crawl forward a few times to reach the cell phone next to the pillow.

"Hey, it's him..."

Lin Xiaoxian said before that he would chat with Xia Luoqiu every night in the future. Xia Luoqiu looked forward to this as a date, but he didn't expect that he would come to her just after he was discharged from the hospital so early.

"Hee hee, the elementary school boy is very hungry~"

When a girl in love is alone, it is easy for a girl to smile unconsciously at her boyfriend's WeChat, and Xia Luoqiu is no exception.

She held the mobile phone into her chest with both hands, rolled around on the bed with a smirk, and then lay on her back, humming the little song "I love to take a bath with good skin", raised the mobile phone straight with both arms, and swiped away. screen.

【Lin Xiaoxian: Sister, let me tell you a joke】

tell a joke…

I thought that Lin Xiaoxian would ask "Are you there?", but he suddenly wanted to tell her a joke straight to the point.

Xia Luoqiu herself has never been in a relationship before, so she doesn't know how to start a conversation between couples, but she is quite interested in Lin Xiaoxian, at least straight to the point, which aroused her curiosity.

[Xia Luoqiu: Mmm, then you talk, I'll listen]

So Lin Xiaoxian told it, a joke that suddenly came to mind because he had just discussed Ultraman with Wang Xiaomeng:

[Once upon a time, there was an Ultraman who went to school]

[In class, the teacher asked a question and asked the students to actively answer it]

[Altman also wanted to be active, but guess what happened? 】

Xia Luoqiu usually hates people who send paragraphs on WeChat, but Lin Xiaoxian is the exception from now on, because she was really attracted, and quickly typed:

【Xia Luoqiu: What happened? 】

【Lin Xiaoxian: When Altman raised his hand, the teacher died】

【Xia Luoqiu: ...】

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

I don't know if Xia Luoqiu, who posted a series of ellipses, laughed. Anyway, Lin Xiaoxian here just finished posting, and he couldn't help laughing. Although it was cold, the more he thought about it, the more picturesque it became, and the more he thought about it, the more funny he was , and finally fell down on the sofa laughing until his stomach hurts, and while laughing, he also picked up Tuantuan who was lying on the sofa and licking his paws for a while?

"Meow meow meow…"

We all know cats are liquid.

Tuantuan was meowing and cursing, being played by Lin Xiaoxian into various shapes, the big blue eyes were half-closed, staring at Lin Xiaoxian who was suffocating with laughter, wondering if he was discharged from the hospital today mental hospital.

Human laughter is a wonderful thing.

Different people have different laughing points, and the same person will change at any time according to background factors such as time, place and occasion.

After Lin Xiaoxian finally had enough of laughing, he sat on the sofa and recalled this cold joke again, and suddenly found that it was a bit boring.

"It's so cold..."

He smacked his lips, looked down at the group beside him who rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue:

"I said, did you scold me just now?"

"...Meow..."

"Really?"

"Meow…"

"Forget it, I'll forgive you this time."

Lin Xiaoxian frowned and looked at the cat hair on his body, got up and went to find the sticky hair tube.

"Tsk, little trash, with more hair and less meat, it's really unreliable..."

"Meow?"

Facing this shit-shoveling scumbag who is as happy as a dog before masturbation, but looks ugly after masturbation, Tuantuan immediately shivered and began to think about whether to secretly pour some holy water in front of his bedroom door tonight.

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Lin Xiaoxian stuck to the cat fur on his body, and the phone didn't stop.

【Lin Xiaoxian: Sister, hurry up and laugh with me】

【Xia Luoqiu: Smile.jpg】

【Lin Xiaoxian: It's not this kind of laugh, it's a big laugh.jpg】

【Xia Luoqiu: Smile.jpg】

【Lin Xiaoxian: Alas, a guy who doesn't understand fun】

"I don't understand fun?"

Xia Luoqiu's eyes widened, she sat up from the bed, and snapped her fingers:

【Lin Xiaoxian, are you going to forget about your reaction to my cosplay? 】

Typing in the air is confident, Xia Luoqiu proudly touched her cheek, and sure enough, it was only a little red.

【Lin Xiaoxian: I really forgot】

hateful!

Xia Luoqiu's face sank, and he remembered that there was an emoji pack of a cat beating someone, which could vent his anger and was cute enough, so he searched among the vast number of emoji packs.

But I haven't found it yet, and the message is sent again:

【Lin Xiaoxian: Because I forgot, let’s cosplay again next time】

Xia Luoqiu did not expect Lin Xiaoxian's words, and Lin Xiaoxian did not expect Xia Luoqiu's reply either.

[Xia Luoqiu: Lin Xiaoxian, are you going to be hospitalized again? 】

【Lin Xiaoxian:...】

This bastard not only doesn't understand the fun, but also destroys the fun. Lin Xiaoxian ignores her first, and waits for half a minute for her to figure it out before continuing to chat with her.

Talking about it, time is like running water.

Because as the sky darkened, childhood sweethearts, deskmates and study committee members also joined the chatting army.

Who wants to take pictures of Hanfu again?

Who wants to play the new steam game again.

Who wants to be beaten again.

……

In the end, Li Chi actually came to add to the chaos, and called dejectedly to complain that the 4K HD 08 version of "Jin Ping Mei" he had downloaded had been deleted by hand.

"Brother Xian, that's a classic! As a man, you understand the pain! Please comfort me!"

"climb."

beep beep——

Lin Xiaoxian's firepower is fully activated here, voice plus typing, sending and receiving pictures and videos from time to time, he is very busy, and Li Chi, an old-fashioned critic, can't be allowed to add bad luck.

Oh no.

Judging from his usual performance and seniority, Li Chi should at most be a "little pervert".

His father, Li Linsen, is the "old pervert".

In the reader group, he tried to tease girls every day, and almost all the female readers in the two groups of "In the Snow" and "Overlord" were @ by him.

Although @ once, I was blocked once, but I still don't have a long memory.

But Li Linsen is ruthless but not daring. Occasionally, a new female fan enters the group and responds to his Aite, and he immediately persuades him. If he jokes that he wants to date him online, he will just drop a sentence "Haha, actually I'm married," and started diving.

From this point of view, Lin Xiaoxian doesn't know whether to praise him as a good man who can sit still.

"Regardless of whether he is or not, I am anyway. Girls I don't like are determined not to be ambiguous! This is the first principle of a good man!"

Lin Xiaoxian was thinking like this, and then Xia Luoqiu's new news flashed over:

[Xia Luoqiu: It's almost eleven o'clock, it's time to go to bed, I'll wash the toys first, we'll talk later]

?

For a moment, Lin Xiaoxian thought he was dazzled, rubbed his eyes and found that he was not.

Then he thought the screen was scratched, so he wiped the screen, but it still didn't work.

Xia Luoqiu did mean to "wash toys".

But what kind of toys should be washed before going to bed before playing? This is a question worth pondering.

"Um…"

Lin Xiaoxian rubbed his chin, silently waiting for Xia Luoqiu to withdraw.

Then 1 minute passed, and nothing.

Lin Xiaoxian was quite surprised. He didn't expect Erhuo to speak so frankly after establishing a relationship with him, even bluntly speaking about such embarrassing things, so he had to give a polite reply:

【Have fun, see you later】

Without the line of Xia Luoqiu, the study committee member and Su Yuan soon went to wash up, and only Gu Xiaoyan was left to discuss with him about next year's college entrance examination.

Lin Xiaoxian doesn't need to guard the wechat of the four people, he can chat while being distracted and typing.

After such a long period of interruption, the book friend group and the comment area have become full of complaints, and some even burn incense and spit to scold him as the chief executive.

Lin Xiaoxian couldn't do anything about it, he had clearly issued a bill stating that he would be a pigeon for a while, but these people still suspected that he was an eunuch and ran away.

Where is the trust between people?

Where is the trust between readers and authors?

Edit here too.

The two works have received news of IP adaptation before, and the fox on the Chinese website of the end has been urging updates almost every day in the past week, and Lin Xiaoxian has been pushing "tomorrow must" every day.

However, the wild boars in Qianmo literature are more straightforward. They don’t say anything recently. Anyway, they send Lin Xiaoxian a picture of clear stewed pigeon soup every morning, noon and evening. "a feeling of.

He is also a writer, the senior brother Xun once said: What is the rush?Urging more hurt feelings!

Where is the relationship between editors and authors?

It's useless to say more, "Overlord" and "Fighting Knife in the Snow" have been interrupted for more days at the same time, and many people are already wondering if the author of the two books is the same person. Lin Xiaoxian must make a big update tonight to cover up Audio-visual will do.

In addition to explosive updates, Lin Xiaoxian also made three plans for his writing matters in the next few days of rest at home:

1. Finish "Overlord" and discard the vest of "Book of Sages".

2. Prepare a new book under the name of [Beauty Yi Gu Wan Wu Su].

3. The previously planned female frequency article can be written, and the new waistcoat will be used for the time being [write a long love letter for you]

These three things, Lin Xiaoxian is confident to complete all before returning to school.

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The computer keyboard was crackling, and the [Infinity Coke Cup] on the table provided Lin Xiaoxian with almost continuous motivation for happiness. Lin Xiaoxian's hand speed once soared to the level of face-rolling keyboards.

He guessed that in the future, ordinary keyboards might no longer be able to support his hand speed, and he would have to buy a speed recorder online.

Snapped!

Snapped!

Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 began to be sent out one after another. Although there was no notice, all book friends know that the author of the dog is finally back and ready to explode.

The surprise after the silence is the most jubilant.

All of a sudden, all kinds of red envelopes went wild among the fans.

Rewards and lords from all walks of life also came one after another.

Lin Xiaoxian took a glance while drinking Coke, and found that the reward amount received in just 40 minutes can even compare to the previous half a month!