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Xia Luoqiu don't listen to his hateful voice now, click on voice to text:

[Sister, don’t forget, see you in the video tonight]

"See you big-headed ghost..."

Xia Luoqiu murmured in a low voice, then put his conversation on top, and then looked up, just in time to see a shiny Bentley Mulsanne parked in front of him.

Under the envious eyes of many people around, Xia Luoqiu got into the co-pilot.

……

"It's not raining, why are you wearing a hat?"

"Do you tube…"

"I don't care if you can grow so big?"

"Hey don't move, Mom! You hate...don't untie...don't..."

"Tsk... No wonder the tie is so tight, it's kissed up to the neck... Oh, there are behind the ears? Your little boyfriend knows women very well..."

"Xia Xinyao! I'm fighting with you..."

……

Amidst the faint quarrel, Bentley flew away in dust, and after being overtaken at a turning not far away, a white middle finger was vaguely visible protruding from the cab...

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420 Do you see me hanging?

On the morning of the third day in hospital.

"Xiaoyan—Xiaoyan—"

"Oh, shout, shout! You know how to shout! What's the matter!"

In Ward 404, Gu Xiaoyan, who was listening to the nurse at the door, couldn't bear it any longer. After smiling apologetically, she returned to the bed aggressively, with an angry expression on her face:

"Lin Xiaoxian, do you treat me like an old lady? Call me twice if you have anything to do."

When Gu Xiaoyan used to spend weekends at home, she would often lie on the bed and play with her mobile phone while calling out to Sun Fenfen in various ways, either to ask for water or to get snacks.

And today, she can be considered to have experienced the love and hatred of her mother towards her.

"Why, serve tea or water? Eat apples or pears?"

Gu Xiaoyan looked angrily at the "giant baby" boyfriend on the hospital bed. The small bowl in his hand was filled with apples that Gu Xiaoyan had just peeled and cut for him, and a toothpick was inserted.

"Honey, can I eat you?" Lin Xiaoxian chuckled.

"Eat you big bastard!"

Lin Xiaoxian put down the bowl and put his arms around Gu Xiaoyan's waist, Gu Xiaoyan slapped it off with a slap, and pressed hard on his forehead:

"I'm going to die in broad daylight? Are you yelling at me? Is it all right? If you keep yelling to entertain me, I won't care about you. You can continue to let your little wives take care of you. Sooner or later they will take care of you..."

Gu Xiaoyan's tone was as if a mother wanted to spoil her child, but knew that spoiling her child was not good, so she pretended to be angry on purpose.

Lin Xiaoxian liked this feeling very much.

The simple and real sweetness is not obvious to others, but only to each other.

Perhaps when childhood sweethearts become old husbands and wives, this is the unique atmosphere of getting along between them.

"Honey, you may not believe me when I tell you. When Zhou Jia and Su Yuan took care of me, I was very honest, but... oh..."

Lin Xiaoxian sighed "sadly", and gave an exaggerated and affectionate gaze:

"...But when it's your turn, my love is always ready to move, Xiaoyan, I'm very puzzled, why do you think this is..."

"Because-because-you-face-skin-thick!"

Gu Xiaoyan stared at him word by word, such a low-level flamboyance, now it can only have a little effect on a certain "stupid, white and sweet" little Yuanyuan.

In fact, in the past, as a "fox spirit", Gu Xiaoyan would seize the precious opportunity when her boyfriend couldn't move, and use various methods to tease him.

But today, the hospital suddenly issued a lot of formalities, and there are some messy things.

Gu Xiaoyan is just an ordinary high school student who is used to living a peaceful life. He is not familiar with these things, and he is reluctant to ask other people for help, so he feels a little dizzy when dealing with it. He has no time to tease Lin Xiaoxian, and he has no time to be molested by him.

"Hey, don't go, I told you to have a business this time." Gu Xiaoyan turned around, and Lin Xiaoxian stopped her.

"Speak quickly."

"Someone just added me on WeChat suddenly, do you think you know him?"

"Ask me? Why?"

Gu Xiaoyan took the phone strangely, and then knew why Lin Xiaoxian asked her.

The [New Friend] WeChat displayed on the screen is called [Crayon Xiaoxin], and the avatar is also a Crayon Shinchan.

And this Crayon Shin-chan's avatar is exactly the same as Gu Xiaoyan's wechat avatar.

"Crayon Xiaoxin... I don't know you." Gu Xiaoyan shook her head, "It's normal for strangers to bump into each other's heads."

"Well, I thought it was your trumpet."

"I don't use WeChat very often, so why use a small account?"

"Hey, what if you want to play role-playing, that is the kind of couples who pretend to know each other from scratch..."

Gu Xiaoyan interrupted him speechlessly and suspiciously:

"Thank you for being able to figure it out, let me tell you, Xiaoxian, when did you become interested in cosplay..."

In Lin Xiaoxian's mind, white stockings and pink high heels slowly drifted by, and his old face blushed suddenly:

"This... Actually, I've always been a little interested. The main reason is that, lying down is too idle, and my thinking will inevitably be more active than usual."

"Oh? Is that so?"

Gu Xiaoyan was half-believing and dubious, always feeling tricky.

First of all, this kind of trickery must have nothing to do with the study committee, but Su Yuan is a "convict" who has a taste for Hanfu.

So, could it be that when Su Yuan took care of Lin Xiaoxian last night, did he play any new tricks?

Like playing a sexy little nurse or something?

……

The little fox's eyes are shining, Lin Xiaoxian has been afraid of her mind-reading skills for a long time, slowly turned his head to look at the scenery, trying to avoid her soul-striking scrutiny.

Fortunately, her mind-reading skills have not yet been mastered, so Gu Xiaoyan missed a step in the end, and failed to read out the real identity of the sexy little nurse, so she gave up guessing, and then smacked Lin Xiaoxian on the face:

"Okay, don't add messy people on WeChat, and if you really want to play role-playing, I can satisfy you after you are discharged from the hospital, but I'm afraid..."

Lin Xiaoxian's eyes lit up.

Is there such a good thing?

As the saying goes, full of warmth and thinking about what, Lin Xiaoxian, who is full and warm and has nothing to do, immediately became excited:

"What are you afraid of?"

Gu Xiaoyan's slender fingertips gently traced an arc from Lin Xiaoxian's chest, and then stopped on the moist lips, her mischievous eyes flashed slyly, and said softly:

"I'm afraid... Xiaoxian, you can't bear it~"

Can't stand it?

Could it be that Gu Xiaoyan wants to cosplay a succubus?

Or to be the hero herself, and she will be the weak demon king whose magic power is sucked up by the hero?

Or vice versa?

……

Lin Xiaoxian didn't know what kind of game the little fox had thought of, to let out such cruel words.

It just so happened that I had yyd two episodes before, one was about the succubus, and the other was about the heroic demon king. At this moment, he was full of expectations for being discharged from the hospital, and instantly felt like he could move his left hand and left foot.

……

Afterwards, Gu Xiaoyan accompanied the head nurse to continue to work, and Lin Xiaoxian stared at [Crayon Xiaoxin] on WeChat, thinking that it is fate to bump into his girlfriend's profile picture, and it doesn't hurt to add it.

【accept】

Lin Xiaoxian pressed it, and then the other party sent a message in seconds as if waiting in front of the phone:

[Crayon Xiaoxin: Boy, hello]

juvenile?

What a corny way of speaking.

Ordinary Lin Xiaoxian would definitely send a question mark, if there is something serious to say, if it was added casually, it would be blocked directly.

After all, the current WeChat is no longer the popular "shake" appointment tool. Most people will not add strangers unless they need it.

But at this moment, Lin Xiaoxian was bored anyway, after reading the information, the gender was female, so he greeted the other party and went back:

【Aunt, you are fine too】

……

One sentence was like a stone sinking into the sea, Lin Xiaoxian swiped station b, and only received a reply after 2 minutes:

[Crayon Xiaoxin: Boy, do you think you are very humorous? 】

Yo, this man is still in good spirits.

Lin Xiaoxian chuckled, and randomly found one among the many emoticons:

【You seem to be hanging.jpg】

This time the other party replied quite quickly:

[Crayon Xiaoxin: What does hanging mean? 】

This question is a bit interesting, Lin Xiaoxian let out a muffled laugh, and said to himself, don’t really add an aunt who doesn’t know anything:

[Hang, that's it?, understand? 】

After Lin Xiaoxian finished posting this sentence, he was inexplicably amused, and then added while the iron was hot:

【Auntie, do you see me? 】

"Hahaha…"

It's really scary when people are idle, and this kind of low-level fun that usually sounds without fluctuations can make Lin Xiaoxian laugh at the moment alone, and it reminds him of all kinds of dirty jokes in Guo Degang's cross talk, so Immediately opened the live broadcast of station b, clicked on a 24-hour Guo Yu cross talk live broadcast room and listened.

Just when he heard "Yu Qian's father, Mr. Wang", WeChat rang again.