I really don't want to read

"..."

"cough…"

Lin Xiaoxian cleared his throat and scratched his head:

"Three Mingjians, this must have nothing to do with me. Once the charm is released, it is unstoppable..."

"Then why no boy came to us for QQ? Don't you think we are not attractive?" Gu Xiaoyan questioned.

"Damn, boys have to save face, let alone high school students..."

Lin Xiaoxian's answer was very true, but Gu Xiaoyan still squinted her eyes to remind him:

"Anyway, Lin Xiaoxian, you are a married man, don't casually add strange girls' QQ, and always pay attention to self-love, flies don't bite seamless eggs, are you right?"

"Correct!"

Su Yuan raised his head and made a serious statement, but the study committee member remained silent, glanced at his best friend from the corner of his eye and did not speak.

Gu Xiaoyan knows whether Lin Xiaoxian's eggs are seamed, but she doesn't know...

Thinking of some out-of-the-box conversations between Xiaolang Tiaozi and his sweetheart last night, the study committee member blushed silently, and then buried himself in writing the exchange experience report.

312 Chang Qing misses you~

"How do you feel?"

"I feel that on the one hand, it is a problem of school spirit, and on the other hand, it is a difference in teaching..."

"Well, everyone knows the school spirit. No. [-] Middle School has always been like this. The worst and the best are all here. Let's talk about the difference between their teaching methods and our school."

"Okay, although it's only been a day, not very detailed, but there are indeed some things to say..."

……

In an office after the evening self-study, Lin Xiaoxian, as the leader of the second grade group, "reported" the exchange experience on the first day with the leading teacher. At the same time, Lin Xiaoxian raised the question about the hidden dangers of the walls of the dormitory building in the morning. There was a discussion.

"...I told the No. [-] Middle School about the falling off of the wall. I didn't think much of it at first, but the manufacturer of the outer wall took the initiative to call and talk about it. The school leaders have to be serious if they don't take it seriously. …So now they have asked the security guards to seal off the road under the south wall, and the manufacturer will bring special personnel to inspect it tomorrow, and is also actively contacting the construction unit at the time, which may take about a week.”

"That's good."

Lin Xiaoxian responded briefly without saying anything.

In fact, just based on the need for a week to contact this point, Lin Xiaoxian can tell that the construction party is probably not a formal unit, and if an informal unit wants to receive the project from the No. [-] Middle School, it is undoubtedly because the relevant households have not left.

"Then teacher, I'll go back first."

"Um... oh wait a minute."

"Anything else?"

"There is a small matter, mainly asked by the No. [-] Middle School. Anyway, it is outrageous, and it is suspected that our students came up..."

The teacher who led the team was a little disdainful in his words, and sneered:

"...They asked me to ask, among the students we came this time, are there any who bring their own transportation."

"Transportation?" Lin Xiaoxian was taken aback.

"Yes, electric vehicles, motorcycles, etc. In fact, they are mainly motorcycles. Yesterday, many school staff claimed to encounter a motorcycle parked indiscriminately, but every time they caught it for a while, they were ridden away. elusive..."

"Aren't they talking nonsense, how could our students do this..."

"That's right! That's what I said!" the leading teacher praised, "Which student would ride a motorcycle and wander around the school? Have you watched "Wayne" too much? Hahaha..."

The teacher leading the team laughed humorously, Lin Xiaoxian hesitated for a moment, then slowly raised his hand:

"That... teacher, what is Wayne?"

The teacher leading the team accepted it with a smile:

"It's an American drama called "Wayne", you...you don't know?"

"Batman?"

"No, it's an ordinary person. The hero's name is Wayne, and there's Dale..."

"Dell... sells computers?"

"No! It's the heroine! Just... well, it's nothing, let's go..."

The teacher leading the team waved his hand, feeling very uncomfortable.

When a person plays a meme with confidence, but is forced to give an extra explanation because the other party can't get his laugh, the mood is really embarrassing and aggrieved.

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Walking out of the office, Lin Xiaoxian went to the back door of No. [-] Middle School to buy supper.

As long as the thinking is not slippery, there are always more ways than ideas.

In schools with closed management, the "night market" outside the back gate is a school of its own, with much more exciting content and quality than other schools.

"Two duck necks, some chicken feet, eh, don't want that rotten one! And that iron plate barbecue, cabbage, eggplant, bean curd, bean sprouts, and leeks, two skewers of each, take the sticks, fry them together and put them in a box..."

Lin Xiaoxian ordered a few items, and was considering whether to go to the canteen to buy some more boxes of magical banana milk, when the phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly.

He looked around and confirmed that the girl who asked for his own QQ during the day was not here to buy supper, and then carefully took out his mobile phone. When he saw the photo on the caller ID, he couldn't help but smile warmly. The answer key was pressed.

"Crooked?"

"What's the matter, auntie?"

"Lin Xiaoxian, I called you personally, but you are not excited at all?"

Little Bie is better than newlyweds, this old saying is really no joke.

Lin Xiaoxian could imagine Mu Changqing's coquettish pouting and complaining through the microphone, and imagined the gentleness that rippling like spring water when she posted it when she was acting like a baby.

"Why are you excited? It's not like you haven't played before."

"Different!"

"What's the difference... hello?"

Mu Changqing turned off the ignition in the middle of speaking, and then the sound of opening and closing the door came from the receiver. After seven or eight seconds, Lin Xiaoxian heard her voice again, which was softer than before:

"It's not the same... It's my aunt calling my nephew before, but this time it's... it's..."

"What is it?"

"Yes... my aunt called my unfilial nephew..."

Her voice was noticeably softer, and she replied shyly, like a whisper to her lover at night:

"Xiaoxian, Changqing misses you, even during the day, and even in dreams... I feel so strange, it's only been two days, why do I miss you so much..."

Lin Xiaoxian smiled:

"Didn't I say it myself, because I'm not filial."

"Hmph... not ashamed but proud..."

Mu Changqing paused, then hesitantly asked the main point of the call:

"Then when... will you come back and be filial to me?"

"I told you all, one month."

Lin Xiaoxian scratched his hair, disappointed with his aunt's superficiality:

"Mu Changqing, you said you missed me for a long time, but you just wanted me?"

"Don't talk nonsense, who is hungry..."

Mu Changqing refused to admit it, and muttered:

"Strictly speaking...I haven't tasted your body yet..."

"Obviously you didn't give it to me!"

Lin Xiaoxian was so angry and funny, she was so angry and funny, before, she would evade all kinds of excuses, but every time, she just rubbed and pinched each time, very irresponsibly pushing the key matters to the rabbit sisters, pitiful two rabbits and rabbits Weak and weak, but he has to carry that heavy burden for his master.

After all, he made an appointment for the summer vacation, but now that he was greedy, he shamelessly blamed his nephew for not giving it to her.

It is black and white!Lin Xiaoxian really wished he could go home and spank her right now.

"Anyway... Anyway, I don't know what's wrong. I miss you so much when you're not at home these two days, and I want to sleep with you more than usual... You don't hug me, don't hug me, and don't do those unfilial things to me Thing...I feel very uncomfortable...so uncomfortable..."

"..."

Lin Xiaoxian's expression was stiff, why did he feel like a little female cat was in heat...

"Come on, handsome guy, take it."

"Okay, thank you."

After buying supper, Lin Xiaoxian took the big and small bags from the railing and walked to the dormitory, while Mu Changqing continued to complain:

"...Then, Xiaoshu occupies your bed every day, and still refuses to separate me. What are you talking about... inconvenient? She has been sleeping with me all the time, so why is it inconvenient for her to be in your bed?"

When my aunt made a small report to her nephew and her niece, Lin Xiaoxian criticized her for being ignorant, and an adult didn't know how to let a junior high school student.

"What's wrong with the junior high school students, the current junior high school students are mature!"

In a panic, Mu Changqing was about to leak Lin Xiaoshu's self-blasphemy, when the cell phone signal was cut off.

There is no way, Lin Xiaoxian just entered the dormitory building, the signal in the stairwell is like this, let alone passing by, even returning to the dormitory will take a while to recover slowly.

Lin Xiaoxian drew a figure 8 in the air with his mobile phone and tried to struggle, but there was still no signal, so he could only put away his mobile phone and continue upstairs, and then at the door of bedroom 201, he heard Xia Luoqiu's voice coming from inside.

313 Jia Baobao, A Moment of Gold... (4000 words)

Naturally, Lin Xiaoxian didn't think this was a script of "Female Teacher Raids Boy's Dorm at Night".

However, it is seriously suspected that this is the script of "Female Teacher Attempts to Attack Lin Xiaoxian at Night".

After all, this person's brain is not good, so it's not surprising that he can do anything.

He was carrying supper, but he didn't enter the door. He listened with his ears outside the door, and heard Xia Luoqiu's serious questioning.

"I saw it last night, are you still trying to cover him up tonight?"

"Mr. Xia, brother Xian is really not that kind of person..."

"No? Okay, then I'll ask again, why hasn't he come back after studying at night for so long?"

"Brother Xian... went for a run..."

Someone answered, Lin Xiaoxian recognized that it was Zhang Deshun, and secretly said a good brother in his heart.

"Yes, run!"

The two high school seniors also received benefits from Lin Xiaoxian, so they agreed if they could, but they didn't expect Xia Luoqiu to be on the fifth floor, and sneered:

"Running... ridiculous! When I found out that he was not in the dormitory, I went to the playground to look for him, and there was no such thing!"

???

Lin Xiaoxian's face turned green when he heard that, why is this bastard acting like a perverted slut...

"Mr. Xia, they are talking nonsense, but brother Xian is... went to buy supper! Yes! Supper!"

"Yes, yes, we asked him to buy supper."

Li Daoyu took the words and changed an excuse, so the four of them immediately reunited, but Xia Luoqiu didn't accept this:

"It doesn't matter whether he buys supper or goes for a run. In short, I will go to 203 now. If I find Lin Xiaoxian in the girls' dormitory, I will report to the leader. I caught him last night, and today is the second time! "

A stone stirred up waves, Xia Luoqiu's high-heeled shoes only clicked twice, but the yelling behind him became a mess:

"Don't! Teacher Xia! He really buys supper!"

"Yes, Mr. Xia, don't disturb the girl's rest."

"And Mr. Xia, you are exaggerating too much. Everyone is a student. Even if Brother Xian secretly meets his girlfriend who cares about something, it's just a chat. Why do you need to report something..."

"..."

"..."

……

I don't know who said the last sentence. In short, the voice became smaller and smaller as he spoke, and the dormitory gradually fell into silence. Several roommates felt guilty from the bottom of their hearts.