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Li Chi waved his hands twice, expressing the feeling of flying through the clouds.
"Xian?"
"Well, it exudes the breath of a sage... as if he has been sanctified!"
"Holy?"
Li Chi is both immortal and holy, Liu Wei glanced at him sympathetically:
"Brother Chi, read less novels to read the ones that give you a demonic disorder..."
"Oh, you bastard..." Li Chi punched him. "The sanctification I'm talking about refers to the kind of stepping up the stairs."
"What ladder?"
"A grown-up's ladder!"
"Great... oooh oh!!!"
Liu Wei understood and then his eyes lit up:
"No way, no way? Brother Chi, how did you see that?"
"Hey... So you forget your righteousness when you see sex, and your feelings fade away, and you can't tell that such a big thing happened to your brother..."
Li Chi stretched out his right index finger and tapped it on the palm of his left hand:
"Look, isn't his smile kind today?"
Liu Wei paused and nodded:
"Yeah, kindness!"
"His complexion today is rosy, right?"
"Hmm, it looks like it's been powdered!"
"Return to the gentle tone he spoke today?"
"Yeah, it's like the little fresh meat in a bad movie!"
After all, Liu Wei is a great military strategist. After mastering the essentials, he also remembered some details:
"...And not only to girls, but also to everyone! When Fang Sheng turned the book in the morning, he turned the book to his nose, and it was the hard side. Not only did he not feel angry at all, he even picked it up with a smile Wipe the book clean and return it to him!"
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
Li Chi clicked his tongue again and again:
"Look, look! Alas, based on my many years of experience..."
"Call-"
Liu Wei stopped, revealing a pair of eyes looking at the pen:
"Brother Chi? Have you grown your hair and have many years of experience?"
"Why is the experience in the novel not good? Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running?"
Liu Wei pondered and nodded in agreement:
"It's because I'm at the scene, and you're running pretty fast..."
"I*&%¥..."
The two of them started wrestling as soon as they got off topic, their clothes were messed up, and the zipper of their school uniform was ripped off before returning to the topic.
"All in all, I feel that Brother Xian has probably climbed the ladder of adulthood and completely distanced himself from mere mortals..." Li Chi boldly analyzed, sighing endlessly.
"Is there a second possibility?" Liu Wei held a conservative opinion, "For example, did you enjoy playing games?"
"Fart again! Then I'm pretty much the same." Li Chi bent his thumb and pointed at himself, "How long has it been since Brother Xian played games with us? This traitor... In terms of games, Sister Lin Ling is the best."
Looking at the whole class seven, Li Chi was the only person who could make himself feel ecstatic by playing games.
Liu Wei had to admit this point, and then the two made other guesses, and finally believed that Lin Xiaoxian had a 50.00% chance of taking the legendary step.
"Actually, how should I put it...Xiaoxian and the class monitor are logical anyway, and they are rushing to get married. A few years ago, I was not very surprised..."
"Hehe... Maybe even the monitor..." Li Chi rolled his eyes wildly in his heart.
"Huh? What did you say?"
"It's nothing."
Liu Wei sighed with emotion, while silently cheering for his studies, and also hoped that he could work hard together with Zheng Wen in the direction of achieving a positive result.
And when Li Chi was going to the toilet, he also happened to meet Lin Xiaoxian, who caught him and asked about Ma Weiwei.
"nailed it!"
"nailed it?"
No wonder Li Chi seemed a lot more relaxed today. Lin Xiaoxian was very curious about how he handled it. Li Chi scratched the back of his head in embarrassment:
"Actually... Ma Weiwei took the initiative to find me again, saying that she was impulsive... and then continued to be friends..."
"..."
Lin Xiaoxian didn't know what expression to make, so he patted Li Chi on the shoulder:
"Anyway, Brother Chi, be careful. The girls who disturb you are just mines. They are buried now. Maybe they will explode when they graduate from high school..."
"Ah? So serious?" Although there was still a year and a half to graduate, Li Chi was still nervous, "Brother Xian, please give me a trick."
"What can I do?"
Lin Xiaoxian spread his hands and shrugged:
"I haven't blown up yet..."
"..."
Li Chi clenched his right hand, and wanted to punch Lin Xiaoxian again...
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The big break ended, and after class, Lin Xiaoxian returned to his seat and stared at his deskmate.
"Don't... don't look at me..." The very ladylike Miss Su Yuan stretched out her small hands to cover her face.
"I see you, what are you guilty of?"
Lin Xiaoxian sneered:
"Female hooligan..."
"I...I'm not!"
"Sexy..."
"Ugh...don't say it..."
"Slut..."
"Woo...!!!"
Su Yuan covered his ears and then his face, his face was so hot.
Hmmm...hotter than last night's weird thing that shoots correction fluid...
"Anyway, are you, you know in your heart, hum!"
Lin Xiaoxian turned his face away and ignored her, the humiliation brought to him by the same table, he had to give her a little face as a warning.
"Lin Xiaoxian...you are still angry with me..." Su Yuan stretched out his small hand to grab his big hand, but was mercilessly thrown away by the big hand.
"Lin Xiaoxian... I was wrong..."
"..."
"I...I won't do this next time..."
"no more chance."
"what?…"
Su Yuan exclaimed and quickly covered his mouth. He must not express his disappointment, otherwise he would really become the female hooligan and nymphomaniac in his mouth?
She moved the chair closer to Lin Xiaoxian, looked around, and begged softly:
"Husband... I was really wrong..."
"..." Lin Xiaoxian glanced at her, "...so what? I didn't see your sincerity..."
Su Yuan was in a hurry:
"Then...then I'll make it for you next time...don't be so rough, okay?"
That's it?
"Humph!"
Lin Xiaoxian turned his head and was silent for a moment:
"It's a deal..."
287 Lin Xiaoxian Wants All of His Classmates
The first week of school has passed, and the learning atmosphere in Class [-] is very lazy.
But this is not a situation unique to class seven, it is common in the whole second year of high school.
In this regard, the grade called the head teachers of each class to hold a class meeting to discuss. Du Tianjun held a class meeting and discussed it. From the mouths of the students, he came to a strange conclusion:
[The reason for being lazy is because I lack the feeling of starting school]
At that time, Du Tianjun wondered if these bastards were there to make fun of him.
After all, "feeling" is elusive and abstract.
"Then tell me, what can I find the feeling?" Du Tianjun shook his head on the podium, very troubled.
This is a complex issue.
The audience was silent, no one answered, and no one wanted to answer.
"teacher."
After a long time, someone finally stood up, it was Li Chi:
"I feel that some teachers are too boring in their lectures, which reduces everyone's enthusiasm."
"Oh?"
Li Chi was serious, and his angle was sharp. Du Tianjun stared at him, then took a few sips from his cup calmly:
"Li Chi, which teacher are you talking about?"
"Biology teacher, Mr. Li Linsen."
"get out."
Li Chi went out.
Lin Xiaoxian admired him very much, and felt that Brother Chi was a ruthless person. He dared to trip up his father just because he was caught by Li Linsen and criticized in the office on the first day of school.
But there is one thing to say, Lin Xiaoxian is quite envious of the father and son, regardless of the current conflicts, they are actually loving each other and killing each other. After Li Chi goes to university and works, the relationship between the two father and son will definitely grow deeper , and more and more get along well.
After Li Chi went out, there was no one to answer. Du Tianjun was a little impatient, thinking that these youngsters were indeed teasing the old man, and were planning to give an impromptu lecture in accordance with the tradition. Someone in the fourth group stood up.
With a graceful and slender figure, and a serious and serious complexion, Lin Xiaoxian looks so pretty when he looks left and right, and he is indeed his favorite baby.
Of course, Lin Xiaoxian would not prefer Jia Baobao to be his favorite, as well as Yan Baobao, and Su Baobao.
Uh…
Or add Mu Baobao?
When Lin Xiaoxian was distracted, the study committee raised a possibility, even though it was an abstract and nonsensical topic, she still used her brain to think:
"Teacher, I think it may be because the new book has not been released yet, which leads to everyone's lack of feeling of starting school."
"Well... don't say it, it makes sense..."
As soon as these words came out, Du Tianjun nodded, and the rest of the class seemed to feel empathy:
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