I really don't want to read

"School starts again, it feels so fast..."

Lin Xiaoshu on the dining table sighed, feeling that the pork ribs were no longer tasty.

Except for what my brother made for her.

"Psychological effect, this year's winter vacation is long, more than 40 days, and it will only be like this in the year when the Spring Festival is late."

Lin Xiaoxian explained, taking out a lump of cold, unseasoned pork ribs in white water from a small bowl, and throwing them into the round bowl.

"Meow~"

Tuantuan stretched over, wagging his tail happily, like a dog.

Lin Xiaoxian brought the whole pot directly to the table as he used to eat mutton, and he ate it hot.

The black cast iron pot stewed the selected pork chops just right, soft and rotten without losing the chewiness, the soup was also stewed pure white and fragrant, the white radish and golden corn cut into hob pieces exude a fragrance, medium Combined with the fatness of the meat, a sip of this stewed pork rib soup is both warming up and appetizing.

"Well, here it is for you."

Lin Xiaoxian skimmed off a small amount of oil on the surface of the soup, and served a bowl of soup to my aunt. She brought it over and tasted it, but she didn't comment, but followed Lin Xiaoshu's topic just now, and sighed with emotion:

"Winter vacation... really passed so fast..."

Lin Xiaoxian glanced at her speechlessly:

"Auntie, you don't even have the right to think it's too fast. During the winter vacation, you eat, sleep and play every day. You should feel like you're living like a year."

"...Idiot...it depends on who you are with..." Mu Changqing muttered softly, then remembered the cherry on the balcony, and his face was a little hot.

I don't know if indirect...can be counted as a first kiss...

"Auntie, what are you buzzing about?"

"No... nothing."

Mu Changqing shook his head, picked up the bowl, and drank a few gulps.

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After the meal, Lin Xiaoxian didn't take a nap. He looked at the novel and the author's backstage situation, checked his balance, and began to check information on websites such as Fangtianxia and Lianjia.

In the era of big data, no one has privacy. Lin Xiaoxian visited a few at noon, and received several harassing calls during class in the afternoon, all of which were marked as "sales scams" by security software.

Big data harassing calls require big data tags to identify them.

The old man's phrase "Magic can only be defeated with magic" has considerable practical significance no matter where it goes.

"Fight fire with fire, eternal truth..."

Lin Xiaoxian felt quite ironic, shook his head and sighed, and then the English teacher on the podium saw him and threw the end of chalk over.

Snapped--

Lin Xiaoxian caught it without any surprise, but he didn't expect the English teacher to be smart, he threw two, one was caught, and the next one flew over and hit him on the nose.

"Lin Xiaoxian, we're going to talk about the test right now, where's your paper?"

"Oh, I didn't bring it." Lin Xiaoxian wiped his nose, and moved the chair to Su Yuan's side, "It's okay, I see old...uh... I see Su Yuan's."

Lin Xiaoxian almost slipped the word "wife", Su Yuan covered his powdered face, nervously, and quietly stepped on Lin Xiaoxian's foot under the desk.

"Didn't do it or didn't bring it?" The English teacher snorted coldly and folded his arms.

"I really didn't bring it, teacher. If I didn't do it, I would just say that I didn't do it. I won't lie to you."

"You speak of yourself quite frankly."

The English teacher sneered and complained, but still believed him tentatively.

In fact, it doesn’t matter whether you believe it or not. Lin Xiaoxian got a 148 in English in the final exam last semester. The English teacher himself thought that it didn’t matter to Lin Xiaoxian whether he did or didn’t do the homework during the winter vacation.

So other students continued to turn over the test papers, Lin Xiaoxian kept his voice down, lowered his head, and smiled at his deskmate:

"Honey...why did you step on me just now?"

"Stamp you to death! Ask the truth..."

The two looked at a paper, Lin Xiaoxian pressed the left side of the paper with his left hand, Su Yuan pressed the right side of the paper with his right hand, stretched out the gel pen in his hand, and drew a line on the back of Lin Xiaoxian's left hand.

"What, tattoo?"

"You almost yelled that you slipped your tongue, so I draw one for you, so that you can remember it long."

Lin Xiaoxian refused to accept it and reminded her:

"At least I kept it silent. Unlike some people, in front of so many people on the first night of junior high school, tsk tsk... shouting 'husband' is loud..."

Lin Xiaoxian ignored Su Yuan's red face and fierce eyes, took her pen and poked her arm with the end.

"Give me back!"

"No."

Lin Xiaoxian probably hadn't fought with his tablemate for a long time, and started playing childish games, but the pen in his hand was poking, crooked, and poking on a layer of soft cotton balls that wasn't very bulging.

"Well!"

Su Yuan was frightened, if he hadn't covered his mouth, he would have cried out.

Lin Xiaoxian was slightly embarrassed, but thought it was fun, so he poked it a few more times.

"Stinking rogue!"

Xiaohe just showed her sharp horns, and she couldn't tolerate the dragonfly standing up on her head so suddenly, Su Yuan was flustered, and her husband felt some weird pokes, so she could only scold him word by word in order to cover up her embarrassment.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"You...you must have poked...my place on purpose!"

"Did you poke it?"

Lin Xiaoxian pretended to be stupid, glanced at the chest of the deskmate, and smiled half-smile:

"...Why don't you feel it..."

"..."

Su Yuan felt that he had been humiliated, and Lin Xiaoxian's humiliation was not over yet, so he began to nickname Su Yuan's rabbits, the one on the left was called "Little Bread", and the one on the right was called "Poached Egg".

Su Yuan was so angry, his cheeks were puffed up, his hands clattered, and he stopped showing him the paper.

"Lin Xiaoxian?" The English teacher heard the reputation and came over.

"I'm listening! I'm listening!"

Lin Xiaoxian laughed dryly, and then apologized to his deskmate nicely:

"Just kidding you... I'm wrong with my wife, let's stop making trouble, read the papers and read the papers..."

"You go to see other people's, whoever is older there, go and see whoever's!"

Su Yuan felt wronged and couldn't be coaxed anymore. It was a genetic problem. She had carefully fed the rabbit according to the method on the Internet, but the rabbit just didn't live up to it and didn't grow at all. What could she do?

Anyway, men are the same, they just like that kind of nasty stuff, stinky rascal Lin Xiaoxian, don't touch her for the rest of your life if you have the ability, hug Gu Xiaoyan's big rabbit and eat slowly!

"Su Yuan, you don't understand, it's actually a good thing..."

Hehe, Lin Xiaoxian started to fool people, Su Yuan didn't believe even a single punctuation mark, covered his ears with both hands, and left a small slit between his fingers.

"Actually, I'm different from other people, just like you..."

"...Really, it's so small and exquisite, it's so convenient to hold it with one hand..."

"... What's so good about being big? You're fat and ugly, aren't you?"

......

Lin Xiaoxian was not so much fooling around as he was playing hooligans even worse. A lady without her first kiss is still a lady. No matter how happy Su Yuan heard it, he was too embarrassed to listen. He moved the paper back, and then stomped on Lin Xiaoxian again.

"Hiss... good step! It's comfortable!" Lin Xiaoxian reluctantly gave a thumbs up.

"Humph..."

Su Yuan stared at him, muttering sullenly:

"...As expected of a pervert who likes girls' feet, it feels comfortable to be stepped on..."

"???"

Lin Xiaoxian fell back tactically, holding his breath in shock:

"...Blindness...what are you talking about...don't slander!"

"Lin Xiaoxian, do you think I don't know? Xiaoyan and... and Jiajia have exposed you in the group..."

"..."

Lin Xiaoxian stared resentfully, Su Yuan was proud for a while, and was going to expose in the group when he went back today, exposing the fact that he gave Tutu a nickname during class time.

Su Yuan finally realized the importance of Gu Xiaoyan's group building at that time, and it was really necessary. The more girls around Lin Xiaoxian, the more he should establish a united front, otherwise he would become an outlier lamb, and he would eat him up sooner or later. There are no bones left.

But it’s different when everyone is united. Whatever bad things he has, what bad virtues he has, and what perverted preferences he has, we can communicate with each other and boycott him together.

The three little lambs unite to see how Lin Xiaoxian eats!

When Su Yuan thought of this, he felt that Gu Xiaoyan was worthy of being the squad leader, she was really amazing, and he admired her even more.

280 Seventh Mother (Didn't expect it, I updated it!)

......

Lin Xiaoxian's vain attempt to infiltrate the "enemy" failed, so he had to give up. The future will be long, and it is better to slowly infiltrate from other aspects in the future.

The first day of the new semester was unexpectedly calm, and nothing new happened until the last evening self-study, except for listening to the teacher explaining the final exam papers, and listening to buddies talking about boring things during the holiday.

"boring?"

Zhang Zhiheng gave Lin Xiaoxian a middle finger:

"Satomi Ishihara! My wife! Tweeted me back! Isn't this boring?"

"Then... so-so."

Lin Xiaoxian lifted his trousers, he didn't say he was bored anymore, just show him face.

Zhang Zhiheng was extremely disdainful:

"Brother Xian, just pretend, you dare to feel your conscience and say that you are not sour?"

Lin Xiaoxian smacked his lips and turned to look at Su Yuan. Su Yuan immediately turned around and tightened his school uniform. He was afraid that Lin Xiaoxian would have no conscience, so he wanted to touch her conscience.

"Not sour."

Lin Xiaoxian replied affirmatively, he is not Prime Minister Cao, he is not interested in other people's wives, he still thinks his own wife is better.

"All right, all right, just keep your mouth shut."

Zhang Zhiheng didn't argue with him, and then asked Lin Xiaoxian what he did during the holidays.

"Me? I just passed the year in a normal way, and I stayed with my family in a normal way... Oh yes! There is one thing that is not normal!"

"What? Tell me in detail."

Zhang Zhiheng's eyes lit up, and by the way, he greeted several brothers nearby, so Lin Xiaoxian told the story that he met a beautiful mixed-race loli in Qingheba, and then his mobile phone was stolen. Everyone's unanimous contempt.

"Write a novel, Brother Xian, I like you."

"Do you think I look like a half-race loli?"

"Brother Xian, go to bed early tonight, there is everything in the dream."

"..."

Telling the truth but no one would believe it, this is not the first time, Lin Xiaoxian is used to it, so he doesn't explain much.

In the last period, the teacher had a meeting again, and the classroom was left unattended. Lin Xiaoxian chatted with the study committee member who was resting at home in the first half of the period, and watched with his deskmate in the second half of the period, waiting for school to end.

Not long after, the bell rang.

Lin Xiaoxian didn't carry his schoolbag, and he would go home empty-handed every day, but before he left, he was told by his deskmate who had been absent-minded all night:

"Don't leave after school..."

Lin Xiaoxian's eyelids drooped at the time:

"Wife, do you want someone to beat me?"