I really don't want to read

Damn it, Lin Xiaoxian's brain is about to explode.

Don't look at Lin Xiaoxian's glib tongue, but that's for coaxing girlfriends, not for coaxing mother-in-law!

Tsk, no.

The word "coax" itself is inaccurate. The two father-in-laws are still there, so it's so shocking for the son-in-law to say "husband is currently coaxing".

While Lin Xiaoxian was coughing and drinking tea, my aunt suddenly spoke in a gentle and calm voice, and looked at her nephew:

"Xiaoxian, I think, clear oil and butter, each has its own advantages. The mandarin duck pot we eat is in the same pot anyway. At worst, let's not make any mushroom soup. Just have a full spicy, half beef. Half of the oil is clear, how about it?"

"What my aunt said is true!"

Tears welled up in Lin Xiaoxian's eyes, Mu Changqing, she is indeed the woman who raised me up, she really is useful at critical moments.

Mu Changqing's family status in Lin Xiaoxian's heart instantly rose, surpassing that of Tuantuan.

Sun Fenfen and Han Xuanxuan also looked at each other at the same time, temporarily regaining their composure because of Mu Changqing's words.

"Sorry, look at me...Xiao Xian, who is this?"

It was only then that Han Xuanxuan noticed Mu Changqing. She was so focused on facing off against Sun Fenfen when she arrived, but she ignored the beauty next to classmate Xiaoxian.

"Oh, she's..."

"This is Mu Changqing, Xiao Mu." Sun Fenfen snatched Lin Xiaoxian's words and smiled brilliantly, "She is Xiaoxian's aunt, and she has been sisters with me for many years, hehehe..."

Sun Fenfen covered her mouth and laughed:

"Really, Xiaoxian?"

"..."

It's your sister!

Shouldn't the question "really, Xiao Mu" be asked here?Why are you asking me again?

Seriously!Stop asking!I am nothing!

Lin Xiaoxian was aggrieved, but he didn't have the courage to vent it. The fact that these two mothers-in-law met like this really made him very troublesome.

Seeing Sun Fenfen's close enthusiasm, Han Xuanxuan was also extremely dissatisfied. She smiled like a flower at Mu Changqing, clasped her hands together, and expressed "very surprised":

"My God, you are Xiaoxian's aunt? You are too young and beautiful! I always thought you were Xiaoxian's girlfriend!"

"!!!"

Sun Fenfen was shocked, this woman is really talented!

Both mothers knew exactly why the two mothers were fighting, but Sun Fenfen did not expect that in the link of "getting close to her in-laws", she, who had an innate advantage, abruptly accepted Han Xuanxuan's big move and used a very exaggerated Vigorously touting trying to win over Mu Changqing at the speed of light.

Also known as Blitz!

"Hello, Sister Han~"

Mu Changqing still maintained a warm smile, but his heart felt as if he wanted to jump up. He was already waving his toes under the table and rubbing against Lin Xiaoxian flauntingly, as if to say:

"Look, look, little nephew, that's how outsiders see us~"

Under the perfect cover-up, only Lin Xiaoxian could read Mu Changqing's playful little pride, but Sun Fenfen's heart sank, noticing that Mu Changqing called Han Xuanxuan "sister" and called herself "sister". It is "sister".

hateful!

Xiao Mu, Xiao Mu, why are you so naive, a simple compliment hit that woman's way!

One word difference, but it feels lost in many ways.

Sun Fenfen was temporarily at a disadvantage, and Han Xuanxuan continued to attack:

"Mu Changqing, what a nice name, what a beautiful little sister! Tsk tsk tsk, this skin, I can see it is similar to Yuan Yuan even from afar!"

"What skin care products do you usually use? Isn't it natural stocking?"

"There is still temperament! If you don't move, it's fine. If you talk and smile, I thought it was a star somewhere!"

"Sister Xiaomu, if possible, I might as well call you Sister Immortal, don't you mind?"

......

Han Xuanxuan followed suit, Lin Xiaoxian was taken aback by hearing this, and called him an expert.

It turns out that women are much more serious about licking women than men.

After all, women are the ones who know women best and know where their strengths are, so it's definitely right to lick them!

But well...

Although Lin Xiaoxian himself admired Han Xuanxuan's licking, but after observing Mu Changqing, his eyes were already dull, and he only got excited when he praised the first sentence.

"What a freak..."

Auntie's point seems to be different from ordinary people, Lin Xiaoxian also chuckled silently, and then took advantage of Han Xuanxuan's unilateral output, and when the heat of the battle between the two sides faded slightly for a while, she chose urine escape.

"I drank too much tea, I'm sorry to go to the toilet."

When Lin Xiaoxian got up, he tugged at Mu Changqing. Mu Changqing understood, and quickly stood up:

"I'll go too."

So, the nephew and aunt fled the battlefield and quietly met at the bathroom door.

"Auntie, this is the situation, do you understand?"

"don't know."

"Don't make trouble."

"Who's making a fuss?" My aunt gently pushed Lin Xiaoxian's chest, "What I mean is, if you just make it clear that their daughters are all your girlfriends, then they're all a family, so don't worry about it anymore." fight?"

"And you said you didn't make trouble!" Lin Xiaoxian knocked on her, "This is simply not something that the public can talk about! And it's far from the time!"

The so-called "when the time comes" in Lin Xiaoxian's mind, there is at least one thing to do, that is, he has strong economic strength.

Since ancient times, as long as the economic strength is strong to a certain extent, it is completely enough to crush all kinds of rigid anxiety in the mother-in-law's heart, and then have the leisure to deal with all kinds of awkwardness and discord in the relationship between the two children.

Although Lin Xiaoxian does not have such magical experience personally, some Hong Kong movies he watched before, as well as the grievances and grievances of those wealthy families in real life, can all be examples for him to learn from.

"Study... This doesn't seem like it should be the content of the second year of high school..."

Lin Xiaoxian's mind was a little confused, and after complaining to himself, he wiped his face with cold water:

"In short, when we eat later, Aunt Sun and Aunt Han will definitely continue to fight for a long time. Auntie, you are responsible for chatting more with Aunt Sun, and I will chat with Aunt Han. Try to disperse them. If the older one wants to Come here, just toast or something! All the grievances are in the wine!"

"Will this work..."

"It's definitely better than watching the fire from the other side! And the fire is not to be watched at all, and I will definitely get burned myself."

Mu Changqing blinked and thought for a while:

"Then... do we really order the spicy pot with butter + clear oil?"

During the New Year's Eve dinner, the pepper husk stuck to the base of her tongue, and after getting it out, her throat became a little inflamed. In fact, she didn't really dare to eat all the spicy food.

"Stupid you, you can fight three times and four times. Butter + clear oil shows our attitude. Let's make another mushroom soup?"

From a certain point of view, the configuration of Xianheju is really thoughtful.

Going to the toilet for too long will arouse suspicion. After the stability maintenance tactics are properly arranged, the two walk back one after the other. Physiologically speaking, Lin Xiaoxian is naturally ahead.

But what he never expected was that when he returned to the d3 area, a scene that made Lin Xiaoxian dumbfounded appeared.

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There are four small tables in the d3 area, and the last table finally ushered in its three guests.

At the side of the table, that beautiful silhouette who is sitting alone and talking with the two mothers in a daze, that clean and beautiful little face, which makes Lin Xiaoxian feel distressed and wants to bully every time he sees it, it is really a study Member Zhou Jia.

On the other side, the middle-aged man and the young boy who were sitting side by side and greeting each other were undoubtedly Zhou Jia's father Zhou Aimin and his younger brother Zhou Feng.

Although Lin Xiaoxian always felt as if he had seen them somewhere at the first sight, but this is not the point at the moment, the point is that Lin Xiaoxian's scalp is already numb.

However, this is not the final judgment.

"Xiaoxian... is back? Let's see who this is..."

"Student Xiaoxian, there seem to be quite a lot of classmates who are destined to be with you..."

Among the people at the three tables, the two mothers were the first to see Lin Xiaoxian coming back. Just hearing their intriguing articulation and tone, Lin Xiaoxian's mouth was already dry, and he wanted to drink tea again.

Following the voices of the two mothers, the middle-aged man and the little boy also turned their heads.

Especially Zhou Feng, when he heard the name "Lin Xiaoxian", his eyes lit up immediately, he threw down the tablet, stood up and waved with a grin:

"Brother-in-law! I can see you!"

250 The Belated Shura Field ([-])

"Brother-in-law! I have seen you in real life!"

Space, and even time, seemed to have stagnated.

Lin Xiaoxian might be really confused. The first thing he thought of in 0.03 seconds was to quickly glance at the system panel to see if he had acquired an extra skill called under some inexplicable circumstances.

......

Words come out with the law, an idiom born in the late Qing Dynasty.

The original meaning is that as soon as the words are spoken, the law will follow, referring to the strict and efficient implementation of laws and regulations.

In today's usage, it can also mean magic, Taoism, divine art, etc., and generally refers to all "whatever you say" superpowers against the sky.

If it is used in Lin Xiaoxian's current situation, it is commonly known as "crow's mouth".

When he was discussing tactics with his aunt just now, he was still talking about the bottom of the pot, but when he came back to see, after "clear oil" and "butter", "mushroom soup" actually appeared!

"No, no...what a mess..."

Lin Xiaoxian was confused, and a magical scene of three girls taking a bath in the same pot with different flavors of soup appeared in his mind while hooking their fingers at him.

When a person is moderately nervous, there are two manifestations, one is a blank brain, and the other is a disordered thinking, which is the so-called cranky thinking.

The pressure put on Lin Xiaoxian by the two mothers of the Su family and the Gu family made him only slightly nervous. After all, these three families had met in the supermarket before. It can be regarded as acquainted with each other, and after meeting each other, some things will not be put on the bright side and make it difficult to get off the stage.

But now, the Zhou family has also joined!

The three-legged confrontation has been established, and Zhou Feng, a "violent general", suddenly jumped out, and a "brother-in-law" roared at Changbanpo, instantly raising the anxiety level of the situation by several percentage points, making Lin Xiaoxian who was caught in the middle all of a sudden from "" Mild nervousness" has been upgraded to "moderate nervousness", which is very difficult to make the next judgment.

No!

In the blink of an eye, 1.3 seconds have passed. Not to mention Sun Fenfen and Han Xuanxuan, even Gu Dabao and Su Guoyang, the two "melon-eating families", have started to look wrong. Lin Xiaoxian must immediately decide, Zhou Feng's "brother-in-law" , whether he agrees or not!

If you don't agree, just pretend to be dumbfounded + deny it, it's really a bit of a fool, it won't work!

What if you agree?

How should this title be explained?

Su Yuan's "old father-in-law" is a nickname, and Zhou Feng's "brother-in-law" is another nickname?

Couldn't he, Lin Xiaoxian, have a nickname of Yang Jian?

Although it is better than pretending to be stupid and denying it, it is still too far-fetched. It is like failing the exam with 50 points and 59 points!

......

The time is at -1s, the second hand is moving, and life is passing.

Lin Xiaoxian suddenly had the last inspiration, gritted his teeth, and grinned a "kind" smile towards Zhou Feng:

"I finally saw you in real life too! Jack!"

"Jay... what?"

As soon as the words fell, except for Gu Xiaoyan and other people who eat melons, everyone present, including Zhou Feng, were at a loss.

"Student Xiaoxian, you..."

"Auntie, it's really a coincidence. Come on, let me introduce..."

Lin Xiaoxian interrupted Han Xuanxuan, he had to take the initiative to explain, and he couldn't wait for her to ask questions, the more questions he asked, the more revealing.

He walked straight over, and when he got close to Zhou Feng, he glared at him with the most fierce eyes in his life, and then hugged Zhou Feng's shoulder:

"....He is Zhou Jia's younger brother Zhou Feng, whose online name is Jack. Although we have never met, we often play games together..."

"Oh, it's such a Jack..."