I really don't want to read

Many of the balcony windows of old houses have fully-wrapped protruding grille guardrails. Compared with many families who hang them all over the sky, Lin Xiaoxian’s house does not pickle much, only a few dozen or so are hung outside to dry.

Although it sounds like a lot, a considerable part of it is going to be given away.

Aunt Wang's house, Gu Xiaoyan's house, and this year Lin Xiaoxian also prepared a tablemate and a study committee member.

In the end, what is left to my own family is actually just a little to satisfy my gluttony and taste it.

But even so, the value of this batch of marinated things is not cheap, especially when the price of pork is rising this year, the cost alone is already thousands of dollars, Lin Xiaoxian chooses all good ingredients, if they are sold online today , even if the profit tripled, it would not be too much.

If it is smoked again, it can rise a bit more, and if it is stored for ten years, it can even become a so-called secret old bacon worth several hundred yuan per kilogram.

Of course, that kind of meat is actually as bad as wood. Many tourists like to go to some mountains to find local residents to buy it, but they are cheated when they buy it back.

In short, the batch of things that Lin Xiaoxian acquired are more or less worth some money, but recently, these things have been missing frequently.

I don't lose much. For example, a piece of bacon will shrink in size after a few days.

At first Lin Xiaoxian thought it was a sparrow that ate it secretly, but after looking at the traces, it can basically be ruled out.

After investigating the scene, Lin Xiaoxian discovered that the culprit was so obvious. The moist soil brought out from the flower pots had left several plum blossom-shaped footprints on the window sill, which was absolutely ironclad evidence.

It's just that Lin Xiaoxian is still deliberately pretending not to know that Tuantuan did it.

He kept this matter in his heart for the time being, and there is a saying that "capture the thief first, catch the king, and catch the traitor in bed", and he must wait for one night to catch it committing crimes on the spot, so that it will have a long memory.

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The second thing is about Lin Xiaoshu.

Since the day two girlfriends came to visit at home, my sister has become more...

Lin Xiaoxian didn't know how to describe it either.

All in all, suffering from insomnia.

Of course, "Insomnia" is Lin Xiaoshu's own words. The specific manifestation is that when he was going to sleep with his brother in the last two weekends, he would make all kinds of troubles. Anyway, he would not sleep until very late. .

If you go to bed late, you will inevitably wake up late the next day.

After a set of operations, the time Lin Xiaoshu can stay in bed with his brother is obviously much longer.

Seeing that Lin Xiaoshu is going to high school and later college, Lin Xiaoxian is really worried that she is too clingy to himself.

Tonight was such a weekend again, when Lin Xiaoshu ran over bouncing around, she didn't even bring her dinosaur pillow with her.

"Where's your pillow?"

"No, it's uncomfortable." Lin Xiaoshu was very perfunctory, kicked off the little slippers and got under the quilt of his brother.

"Don't worry, I just bought it for you. It's only been a few days and I feel uncomfortable."

"After shopping around, it's more comfortable here."

As Lin Xiaoshu spoke, he lay down in Lin Xiaoxian's arms, and leaned his head against his shoulder socket, neither soft nor hard, both reassuring and warm, much better than mere dinosaur pillows.

"Brother, what are we watching today?" Lin Xiaoshu asked innocently, even his eyes were sweet and greasy.

Now she calls "Brother" more and more smoothly, and she still calls her "Brother" when she gets out of bed, and she can switch between the two terms freely, which once made Lin Xiaoxian worry that she would have a split personality.

"Anyway, I won't watch horror movies anymore." Lin Xiaoxian unplugged the fully charged iPad from the connection cable.

"Oh fine."

Lin Xiaoshu was a little disappointed by this. She had watched horror movies for the past two weeks. If she didn't watch them now, how could she take the opportunity to act like a spoiled child to her brother?

"Then let's watch a romance movie~"

"Okay, is there anything you want to see?"

"Well, there's the one played by Tony Leung and Tang Wei called What Jie..."

"No!" Lin Xiaoxian vetoed it.

"Why not..."

"Because it's not a romance movie, it's a spy movie."

"Then watch a spy movie!"

"it is good."

So Lin Xiaoxian disregarded his sister's regretful and loud objection, and resolutely clicked on Cruise's handed down classics - series.

Of course, this is not the spy movie that Lin Xiaoshu wants to watch, but Lin Xiaoxian loves to watch it, so Lin Xiaoshu had no choice but to watch it, and in the end, he was also attracted by watching it.

Especially when seeing Cruise climbing with his bare hands on the Burj Khalifa, Lin Xiaoshu didn't dare to look at it and didn't want to blink. Cruise was holding on to the glass curtain wall tightly on the screen, and she was holding him tightly outside the screen. Forearm and wrist around his waist.

And when Tom cruise lost one of his sticky gloves and was blown away by the wind, Lin Xiaoshu's fur exploded, the top of his head was pressed against Lin Xiaoxian's chin nervously, ten small and slender fingers were like pincers, and his nails were dug into it. Lin Xiaoxian's flesh is in it.

Fortunately, she was not very strong, and her nails were neatly trimmed, not too long, and neatly rounded, so she only left a little red mark on Lin Xiaoxian.

It wasn't until the movie was over that Lin Xiaoshu discovered these red marks, so he rubbed them apologetically:

"Brother, don't you think...these marks are a bit like that..."

"Which one?"

"It's...it's the strawberry mark..." Lin Xiaoshu muttered with a blushing face, his voice was shallower than these red marks.

"Like a fart!"

Lin Xiaoxian knocked on her head, which likes to think wildly:

"How can there be such a big strawberry, it's almost like a mosquito bite."

"It's not like that! Where do mosquitoes come from in winter!"

"Where do you get strawberries in winter?"

"In the greenhouse." Lin Xiaoshu insisted.

"Then where did our family get the shed?" Lin Xiaoxian also reasoned with her playfully.

"Your bedroom is a greenhouse. When you and Sister Xiaoyan came out that day, you had strawberries on your neck!"

Two weeks later, Lin Xiaoshu brought up the old story again, picked up the flowers in the morning, and found Wang Zha confidently, Lin Xiaoxian was speechless for a moment, and coughed dryly.

"Sister Xiaoyan must have it on her neck too, but she wore a scarf to hide the strawberries." Lin Xiaoshu added the knife.

"Little book, actually that is not a strawberry mark, it was also bitten by a mosquito..."

"Where do mosquitoes come from in winter!" Lin Xiaoshu repeated his argument.

"Big...in the shed..."

"..."

Lin Xiaoshu was shocked by his brother's shamelessness, he stared at him wide-eyed for a while, and then began to moan and protest, unconvinced, twisting and turning in the quilt, emitting bursts of sweet fragrance.

"Okay, okay, you said it looks like, okay?" Lin Xiaoxian comforted her.

"No, unless you put on a show..."

"What are you performing?"

"Show me how strawberries are grown..."

"..."

Lin Xiaoshu tonight was really bold, and Lin Xiaoxian felt a headache.

237 The elders also need to be fair

Strawberry planting is a technical job, and Lin Xiaoxian definitely couldn't really perform on Lin Xiaoshu, so he responsibly refused on the grounds that "the soil is not fertile and the seeds cannot survive".

The next day, Lin Xiaoxian turned into a courier boy, picked some cured meat and started sending them to all directions.

First of all, Aunt Wang next door.

It was a gift, and it was also a thank you to Uncle Wang for Zhou Jia's father's promotion.

Just about to leave after sending it off, Wang Xiaomeng sneaked out of the room mysteriously while her mother was hanging the bacon, pulled Lin Xiaoxian by the corner of his clothes and made him squat down, and pressed her voice next to his ear with her little hands like a trumpet:

"Brother Xiaoxian, let's discuss something."

"What's the matter?"

"You do that one more time."

"..."

Lin Xiaoxian is convinced, girls these days love to play riddles, they just let you guess.

And he is not an actor, my sister asked him to perform strawberry planting last night, I don't know what Wang Xiaomeng will ask him to perform today.

"Show what, you say."

"Brother Xiaoxian, you have to promise me first." Wang Xiaomeng pouted with her hands behind her back, and circled with one foot on the ground.

"Yo, you are quite domineering."

Lin Xiaoxian smiled, knowing that she probably learned it from TV again without asking.

"Okay, I promise you."

"Yeah, last time I told my mother, she didn't believe me and scolded me, so you can perform another poop in the grass, you can run away after pulling, I'll take my mother to see it~"

Lin Xiaoxian couldn't help sighing, lamenting the importance of preschool education, he didn't want to talk to this silly child, rubbed her floppy face into various shapes and played with it for a while, then got up and left.

Wang Xiaomeng was so anxious that she squeezed her fist and jumped on the spot:

"Brother Xiaoxian, you promised me! Your words don't count!"

"It's normal, welcome to the world of adults."

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Lin Xiaoxian let the young Wang Xiaomeng feel the darkness of the adult world in advance, and then visited Gu Xiaoyan's house.

Everyone is the most familiar old face, and there is no need for politeness or anything, so that Lin Xiaoxian has a sense of intimacy, and it is no different from a family when it comes to household chores.

The only thing that can be regarded as a change may be Gu Xiaoyan's father, Gu Dabao.

Since the National Day this year, all the things he heard about Lin Xiaoxian from Gu Xiaoyan's mother and daughter were all positive and good.

Especially for his most important academic performance, Lin Xiaoxian's frequent news of success gave him a huge shock.

Even if it's his daughter's petty thoughts about Lin Xiaoxian from childhood to adulthood, Gu Dabao no longer secretly rejects Lin Xiaoxian as before.

Not to mention accepting it readily, at least he won't silently open the plug and drink bitter wine into his throat when he hears about this matter.

As for Sun Fenfen, she can be regarded as an old "protecting virtuous treasure". She will not deliberately have nothing to say, like Gu Dabao, with the mentality of re-acquainting Lin Xiaoxian, but instead devotes her energy to a WeChat applet throughout the whole process. Lin Xiaoxian reposted and liked all kinds of things, just to help her grab a free coupon for a newly opened hot pot restaurant.

There are not many other places in Rongcheng, except that there are the most hot pot restaurants, and you can see new store promotions almost every few days.

Lin Xiaoxian is definitely not good at refusing the mother-in-law's request. He has no choice but to endure the great shame and send the link to Moments, WeChat groups, QQ groups and other social apps that can be shared. After being ridiculed wildly by others, she finally helped Sun Fenfen successfully grab the free ticket, quietly blew a kiss to Gu Xiaoyan, and fled away.

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Then came Su Yuan's house.

When he opened the door and saw Lin Xiaoxian, there was no need to say much about the surprise at the same table, and Lin Xiaoxian was flattered by the enthusiasm of Han Xuanxuan and Su Guoyang.

But one thing is very strange, that is, when chatting with Su Yuan's parents, the couple both faintly showed a kind of worry about Lin Xiaoxian, and kept saying strange things.

"Student Xiaoxian, although we are optimistic about you, our family has always respected our daughter's opinion."

"You have to know that it will definitely be a very difficult choice for our family Yuanyuan to choose among the three."

"So you have to work hard, we are optimistic about you, and you have to work hard!"

"That's right, as long as you kill your competitors! Yuan... No, success belongs to you!"

Not to mention Lin Xiaoxian, even Su Yuan didn't hear what her parents wanted to say, she just regrets that her parents happen to be at home.

otherwise...

Otherwise, her bedroom is actually no smaller than Lin Xiaoxian's...

Finally Lin Xiaoxian was about to leave, Su Yuan blushed and chased him out under the encouragement of his parents' eyes, saying that the family wanted to keep him for a meal, but Lin Xiaoxian declined.

"I'm sorry my wife, I have other things to do. Let's wait another day. I'll have a chance sooner or later." When Su Guoyang and his wife were away, Lin Xiaoxian generously squeezed her soft hand.

"You are...you still have to give it to someone else, right..." Su Yuan guessed, his delicate nose wrinkled, and his eyes were as mournful as that of an abandoned little daughter-in-law.

"Ah."