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Very good!
Lin Xiaoxian suppressed a smile, looked at her docile appearance as a little daughter-in-law, shook hands, scratched them, and tickled her little fingers again:
"It's a deal, wait for me after school."
"Uh-huh."
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The so-called psychological lectures, as expected by Lin Xiaoxian, are in the final analysis similar to the mobilization of the college entrance examination, how to adjust the learning attitude, how to face the pressure of the exam, and so on.
In general, Lin Xiaoxian felt that Xia Luoqiu's speech was quite satisfactory, not outstanding but at least fluent.And those who seemed to be listening very seriously were most likely directed at Xia Luoqiu himself, not the content of the lecture.
After the lecture was over, many people came to the stage to ask for her QQ, Weibo and so on.
Lin Xiaoxian was busy going to the toilet.
As soon as he stepped out of the classroom door, someone grabbed the hem of his back clothes. Lin Xiaoxian turned around to look, and smiled softly:
"Isn't this the most beautiful girl in the universe? What's the matter?"
"Come on, hippie..."
Gu Xiaoyan pinched the soft flesh of his lower back:
"Let me ask you, why do you have so much research on Xia Luoqiu? Do you know each other?"
"Research?"
"Name!" Gu Xiaoyan wanted to jump up and knock him on the head again, "Go ahead! Why do you memorize it so clearly..."
Lin Xiaoxian said "Oh": "The moss is too deep to sweep, the autumn leaves are already falling, isn't it..."
"You still recite! Does her name sound nice? I remind you not to be seduced by her!"
Gu Xiaoyan raised her small fist, Lin Xiaoxian lowered her head tacitly, let her knock, and then waited for the passing physics teacher to walk away, then turned around and hugged her into the familiar stairwell.
"What do you want to do, do you think that you have recited a long line, and I will still be with you? Hmph..."
Having said that, Lin Xiaoxian clearly noticed that the little fox's soft arms were already climbing towards his chest and neck, and his moist eyes were full of playful smirks.
In terms of molesting, Lin Xiaoxian can molested the same table, he can molested the study committee members, but so far he dare not say that he can molested the monitor.
"Listen to me, do you know why I recite it so clearly?"
"Because you were seduced by Xia Luoqiu."
"Don't make trouble, be serious..."
Lin Xiaoxian got rid of her tricky hands, turned to the customer, kissed her fair and slender neck, and looked into her eyes:
"The second sentence, Lang rode a bamboo horse and made green plums around the bed... Li Bai is a great sage, and he wrote down my love for you thousands of years ago. Do you think I can't recite it clearly?"
"Yeah, then you should memorize it carefully..." Gu Xiaoyan pinched his face lightly, feeling sweet in her heart, she stood on tiptoe and blew softly in his ear:
"Xiaoxian, have you ever thought about...when will you get around-bed-nong-qing-mei..."
Every word has a deep meaning.
Lin Xiaoxian's mouth was dry, and he actually felt his old face was hot. He was really convinced by this little fairy...
193 Psychological head oil announcer
"What's your name?"
"Lin Xiaoxian."
"Well, you are very interesting. If you have a chance to meet again, I will tell you the real origin of my name."
"Sister, you are also very interesting. I'm really not interested in that sentence. See you again..."
"That..."
Xia Luoqiu pressed the phone to her chin, and hesitated for a while with embarrassment:
"Add a qq?"
"No need." Lin Xiaoxian pushed out his palm straightly, "The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water."
"Tsk tsk, elementary school brother, you are really interesting, and you are really arrogant. Forget it, when you come to the Sichuan government in the future, the senior sister will teach you how to be a man. Bye!"
"bye."
This is the conversation between Lin Xiaoxian and Xia Luoqiu who was about to leave in the corridor after going to the bathroom.
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After a few days, the students in class seven learned that Xia Luoqiu and Wang Xinyi, who teaches chemistry, were classmates!
"Student?" Lin Xiaoxian pinched his fingers, right, the age seems to be wrong.
"Nonsense, Teacher Wang came to No. [-] Middle School when she was in graduate school. At that time, Teacher Xia was in the same club as her freshman year." Li Chi said, waving a copy in his hand.
Since Xia Luoqiu came that day, a small group of people headed by Li Chi started to study psychology.
First, they entrusted Chen Ming and Chen Chen's "Shuangchen Bookstore" to purchase a lot of psychology books from the post office on campus and bookstores off campus.
There are professional ones and fiction ones.
Then I went to Fang Sheng, and used the dedicated optical fiber in his office compound to download a series of film and television works that could be related to psychology and have exciting plots.
The psychology craze in Class Seven was like no other.
Li Chi is the one who is the most frightened. He looks up and down at the classmates who come and go every day, always trying to see some clues from the so-called micro-expressions.
"Hey, Brother Xian, have you noticed Viagra's micro-expressions recently?"
"Miss your sister, go aside, you have a demonic disease, right..."
Lin Xiaoxian was combing her deskmate's hair into a ponytail, and randomly checked how well she had memorized the knowledge points of her recent biology class, in order to prepare for the final exam in a few weeks.
Li Chi bit his pen to make trouble:
"I said Su Yuan, don't let him comb it. When the time comes, comb out the hair oil and use it for cooking?"
"How can I have that kind of thing!"
Su Yuan turned around angrily, instead of glaring at Li Chi, he glared at Lin Xiaoxian:
"Lin Xiaoxian! Do I have hair oil!"
"No." Lin Xiaoxian stroked, the hair of the deskmate was smooth, clean and fresh.
"Lin Xiaoxian, Li Chi is talking about me!"
"Okay, okay, I heard it, good boy, don't get excited, I'll clean him up."
Lin Xiaoxian turned around and found the sturdiest piece of fat on Li Chi's body. The two slaps could be heard all over the classroom. Su Yuan snorted at Li Chi majestically, and triumphantly asked Lin Xiaoxian to comb his hair again.
"A dog is better than Lin Xiaoxian, a person who forgets righteousness when he sees sex..."
Li Chi didn't feel any pain, but just stared at the two of them as if they were a married couple, a bit like a lemon.
He vaguely wondered if the two of them had experienced something on New Year's Day, why did he feel that "same table relationship" was more sticky than before...
Ma Dan!The more sour it looks!
What about the class monitor and Gu Xiaoyan, don't they care? !
Li Chi looked around, and the squad leader was also busy combing her deskmate Zhou Jia's hair.
Damn, is this also the tacit understanding between Qingmei and Zhuma...
Forget it, Li Chi returned to the topic:
"Brother Xian, I'm serious. There must be something wrong with Liu Wei's mind. He has been out of his mind for the past two days. It's too similar to Zhang Dongsheng's state before the murder!"
"Put your sister's shit on!"
As soon as Li Chi finished speaking, he was slapped again, and the slap resounded throughout the classroom again.
"Uncle Liu Wei! You really want to kill someone!"
"Abiding by the law, I won't kill people." Liu Wei sat down, "But I've been depressed recently, and I feel like committing suicide..."
Li Chi pursed his lips, look, there is still a psychological problem.
Lin Xiaoxian turned around and asked Liu Wei what was going on, Liu Wei let out a long sigh, it turned out that he had a quarrel with Zheng Wen the day before yesterday.
In the past, it was normal for these two people to beat each other, let alone quarrel.
But it hasn’t been like this for a long time since he got better. Liu Wei studies hard, Zheng Wen tutors him, Zheng Wen is thirsty and hungry, Liu Wei buys water and food for her, it’s a model of underground couples on campus .
"So what the hell did you do?"
"Xiaoxian, you still have the face to ask, you didn't teach me..."
"?"
"? Damn, your golden mean! I used it, and then I got scolded and quarreled..."
Lin Xiaoxian laughed and trembled all over, there was nothing he could do about it, who would have thought that Liu Wei was so stupid that he really played that trick with others, it would be strange if he didn't get scolded.
......
"Excuse me, is Lin Xiaoxian in your class?"
At this time, a girl with braids and glasses suddenly appeared outside the door of the classroom. Without saying a word, Lin Xiaoxian leaned in front of the vigilant Su Yuan, pointed at the tip of her nose, and threatened "viciously":
"This is an ordinary acquaintance, don't be jealous! Otherwise, I will kiss you to death after school today! Do you hear me?"
"Oh..." Su Yuan could only nod reluctantly.
It's okay for her to be kissed to death, but if Lin Xiaoxian gets tired of kissing, she will kiss other girls more, Su Yuan doesn't want it...
Lin Xiaoxian put down his comb and ran out, snapping his fingers at the braid:
"It's just your fifth class who has a lot of shit, why do you want me?"
After Lin Xiaoxian went to the toilet, he often met a few nympho girls at the gate of Class [-], and they became acquainted after a few visits.
Since Twist Braid asked Lin Xiaoxian to bring a lot of snacks to Class [-] last Christmas, Lin Xiaoxian would sometimes help her out, such as drawing mastheads for the blackboard.
Although his painting skills can't compare with Gu Xiaoyan's, it's still more than enough to kill miscellaneous fish.
"Let's talk about it first, I won't draw blackboard papers anymore, every time I draw, people in your class will gather around and watch, it's very annoying..." Lin Xiaoxian said ugly words at the beginning.
"Hey, brother Xian, you are so handsome, there are so many girls in our class, the so-called more monks and less porridge..."
"Enough is enough, don't flatter, and hurry up."
"Yeah, that's right. In the last month of this semester, our high school Class [-] and [-] are in charge of broadcasting at the radio station."
broadcast?
Lin Xiaoxian thought about it for a while: "Isn't the announcer looking for the whole school? What do you call the fifth class to be in charge?"
"Because our fifth class is the most active, all the announcers from the fifth class are the ones we go to find, and then it is equivalent to being contracted by our fifth class!"
Twisted pigtails proudly pushed up the glasses, Lin Xiaoxian shrugged with a sneer:
"Your liberal arts class is more active than anyone else in doing these things instead of doing business every day."
"Brother Xian, you are discriminatory! Do you study every day in your science class? You are only in the second semester of high school, and I don't believe that you are doing serious work every day..." Twisted Braid questioned, flinging her long braid to Lin Xiaoxian disdainfully Flick in the face.
"Stay away from me, scrape off the oil from your hair and cook." Lin Xiaoxian is now learning and selling.
"Are you disgusting, brother Xian, I wash every day, okay?"
"The more you wash, the more oily you get!" Lin Xiaoxian wishfully thought that, except for the girls he likes, the hair of other girls must be oily!
"I'm too lazy to talk to you... Anyway, the broadcasting station is facing two problems now. One is that the number of high-quality manuscripts has dropped sharply as the end of the period approaches; the other is the lack of... oh no, there are no male announcers!"
"No? Where's that little flirt named Hu Zhiwen in your class?"
"He quit..."
"What?"
"Because it's said that other class bosses said he was flirtatious..."
"..."
Twisted braids stared at Lin Xiaoxian with a half-smile, Lin Xiaoxian could only express embarrassingly that although the talk about Saobao might have been first spread from Class [-], he was not the first in the class to say it.
"Who called that?"
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