I really don't want to read

"Holiday plan, what about the note, I sent three copies, but you didn't receive it?"

"No... oh shit!" Chen Ming slapped the back of his head, "I was dozing off at the time, I seemed to throw it away before I read it..."

Li Chi had no choice but to repeat the plan. The more Chen Ming listened, the more confused he became, and finally stared at a pair of dead fish eyes:

"That's it?"

"Yes."

"Three days off, one day for cs, one day for lol, one day for glory of the king, is this your plan?"

Liu Wei sneered:

"That's why I said it's not feasible! Playing the game for three days, it's funny..."

"It's boring. Anyway, I made an appointment with Sister Lin Ling. Take me to the top of the fancy. If you don't get together, then each finds his own mother."

Li Chi's house has been decided, and the author of the lazy dog ​​just started to stop changing again, and the free time just happened to go to the game to fight the pain.

Chen Ming had no objection to splitting up, and calmly stated that he had received an invitation during the holiday anyway, and planned to climb the Golden Summit of Mount Emei with Chen Chen, Ma Weiwei and the others.

"Student Xiao Ming, you are not too young anymore, don't play with women all the time, it's easy to become a mother."

"Damn it! Look at Brother Xian, he is also a younger sister, aunt and childhood sweetheart. He grew up surrounded by women, but he still thrives? Right Brother Xian?"

The three looked at Lin Xiaoxian at the same time.

However, Lin Xiaoxian has been thinking about something in silence, completely immersed in his own world, and did not hear their discussion.

Lin Xiaoxian put his hands in his pockets, rubbing the tissues in his pockets aimlessly, thinking about the words of the study committee members and the faces of the study committee members.

Some fragmented things were spliced ​​and connected in Lin Xiaoxian's mind.

"Oh...that guy is really..."

He sighed helplessly, but with a gentle smile on his face, he licked his mouth, and thought about the strange dream he had at KTV that night...

"Li Chi, let me ask you a question, a little hardcore."

When he was about to leave the school gate, Lin Xiaoxian pulled Li Chi aside:

"You and Viagra are brothers, right?"

"nonsense."

"Well, what if one day he steals Zhao Mengjie's first kiss behind your back..."

"I smashed his teeth."

Lin Xiaoxian thought for a while, and changed his hypothesis:

"Then if there is another day when Ma Weiwei steals Zhao Mengjie's first kiss behind her back..."

"??????"

"...Then, Zhao Mengjie is going to smash Ma Weiwei's teeth, what should you do?"

"??????"

What the hell kind of problem is this?

Li Chi didn't even bother to talk to Lin Xiaoxian, and after saying "Get out", he picked up his schoolbag and went home.

Lin Xiaoxian immediately reflected on it, these two questions were really outrageous.

Because he reckoned that even if someone's teeth were really crushed in the future, it would most likely be him...

......

"Tuantuan! My Tuaner!"

After arriving home, Lin Xiaoxian put down his schoolbag and called the puppet's name, wanting to masturbate and heal his soul.

"Meow..."

The living room has obviously been replaced with a new TV bought on Double Twelve, hanging very thinly, but Tuantuan can still stand on the TV wall, like a paper cat.

"Don't lie to me..."

160 Aunt (first update)

"Meow-"

Tuantuan stared at Lin Xiaoxian indifferently, raised his chin, raised his big fluffy white tail, very proud.

Lin Xiaoxian sat down on the small bench at the door, and grabbed two small dried fish from the porch cabinet.

Then he turned his head and found speechlessly that the haughty Tuantuan had turned into a dog, squatting obediently in front of him, staring at Xiao Yugan in a daze.

"Tuan, you are such a disgrace to cats."

"Meow..."

Tuantuan yelled indifferently, Lan Yingying narrowed her big eyes, and rubbed on the back of Lin Xiaoxian's hand affectionately, after wiping away his tightly clenched palm, she used her small claws to grab the little fish and started to chew.

"Little book! Little book?"

Lin Xiaoxian yelled a few words, but no one answered.

At first I thought she was messing around with a new mobile phone and a new computer, but when I walked into the bedroom, I saw that no one was there, the computer was turned off, and there were school uniforms and underwear scattered on the bed, which were still warm.

"Come back, then go out again?"

Lin Xiaoxian dialed the number and found that her sister didn't even bring her mobile phone, so she couldn't help feeling a little worried.

Speaking of which, a new camellia shop opened downstairs today.

Drinking a bowl on a winter night warms the stomach and heart. Lin Xiaoshu just likes this mouthful. Is it possible that he went downstairs to eat camellia oleifera?

After closing the door, Lin Xiaoxian went downstairs to find his sister.

When we arrived at the oil tea shop, there was indeed a younger sister sitting there, but it was not Lin Xiaoxian's, but Wang Xiaomeng's next door.

"Wang Xiaomeng! Delicious! You're eating again!"

"Σ"

Wang Xiaomeng was holding the small porcelain spoon, whistling and blowing on the hot camellia inside, was startled by Lin Xiaoxian, jumped up and down on the chair in shock, making her butt hurt.

"Brother Xiaoxian, you bully me again, I don't like you anymore!"

Wang Xiaomeng yelled loudly with her mouth puckered, her little eyebrows collapsed into characters of horoscopes, feeling aggrieved.

"Where's your brother?"

"He also bullies me at home, so I don't like him anymore."

Wang Xiaomeng ate bubble gum at home and refused to blow bubbles to Wang Xiaomeng, which broke her heart.

Wang Xiaomeng wanted to eat when she was sad, and happened to have five yuan "picked up" from her mother's wallet during the day in her pocket, so she sneaked out to eat camellia oleifera.

"Sneak out?"

Lin Xiaoxian took a few steps back, looked at the gate of the community, and the gatekeeper's grandfather waved to him.

That's good, it means that the uncle is watching Wang Xiaomeng secretly.

"So you ran away from home?"

"Well..."

Camellia oleifera is so fragrant, Wang Xiaomeng rubbed her fingers, thinking for a second, as if she had heard the word "run away from home" on TV.

It's a powerful word.

Every time it appears, the faces of those adults are stinky, haha, it's ridiculous.

So Wang Xiaomeng nodded, like a chicken pecking at rice:

"Yes, yes, I just ran away from home~"

"Then how long are you going to be away?"

Wang Xiaomeng looked at the bowl, there was more than half of the bowl left.

Look at the spoon again, touch your mouth, and estimate that it will take 20 minutes to finish eating.

"I'm going to run away from home for 20 minutes."

Wang Xiaomeng stretched out two fingers in a remarkable way.

"So long? Isn't your mother going around in a hurry?"

"Yes~"

Wang Xiaomeng was overjoyed by imagining how her mother looked around.

"Then when you go home, won't she want to spank your ass hard?"

""

Wang Xiaomeng murmured for a while, but couldn't be happy all of a sudden.

Her butt is so small, but her mother's slap is bigger than a big bear.

"Brother Xiaoxian, I don't want spanking..."

"Then why don't you go back soon?"

"But...but..."

Wang Xiaomeng struggled to look at the steaming bowl of camellia oil, which was salty, fresh and fragrant, covered with a layer of crunchy chopped sanzi and peanuts, as well as kohlrabi and shallots...

"Brother Xiaoxian, my mother said that the day of hoeing is at noon, one year old and one dry..."

Wang Xiaomeng memorized ancient poems indiscriminately, trying to express her noble character of not wanting to waste food.

"It doesn't matter. You pack it back and give it to your mother. Say it's cold at night and give it to her. Not only will your mother not be angry, she will even reward you."

"really?"

Brother Xiaoxian is really the king of ideas, Wang Xiaomeng's eyes are shining, and he likes brother Xiaoxian again.

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Although Lin Xiaoxian accidentally found other people's younger sisters, but he still hasn't found his own.

While Wang Xiaomeng was waiting for packing, Lin Xiaoxian asked her if she had seen Lin Xiaoshu, but unexpectedly she did.

"When did you see it?"

"Um...just just...just now."

Wang Xiaomeng said "just now" three times, and Lin Xiaoxian estimated that it would take less than half an hour.

"Which direction are you going?"

"I don't remember, they left very quickly."

"They?" Lin Xiaoxian frowned, "Is she not alone?"

"Yeah, there's an older sister with red hair, big sunglasses, and a big ass."

When Lin Xiaoxian heard this, his eyelids drooped.

Ma Dan, it turned out that the guy came back...

Silently turning around and going home, Lin Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone and dialed the WeChat number, and a cheerful and familiar voice came from the receiver:

"Crooked?"

Lin Xiaoxian directly reprimanded:

"Tell me! It's late at night, where did you tie Xiaoshu to me?!"

"Why are you yelling so loudly!"

"answer my question!"

"I just came home, I haven't eaten roasted pig's trotters for a long time, so I asked Xiaoshu to take me there, why are you so fierce..."

"..."

Lin Xiaoxian didn't want to say anything, so he didn't know how to say hello?Make him worry in vain:

"Mu Changqing, I'm ordering you now, go home quickly after eating! If Xiaoshu is missing a hair, I'll ask you! Do you hear me?"