I really don't want to read

Su Yuan felt that Lin Xiaoxian was really idle and bored, and suddenly thought of questioning a beautiful woman who had been dead for so many years.

And she's a big beauty.

"Sinking fish and geese, closed moon shames flowers, Xi Shi can be listed as one of the four beauties, even if she is not a star now, she must be a very beautiful fairy."

Lin Xiaoxian expressed doubts, feeling that Su Yuan's idea was a bit dreamy.

"Did you know that scientific research has shown that the appearance of human beings has not been stereotyped for thousands of years, but has been continuously evolving..."

Su Yuan admired Lin Xiaoxian's brain circuit very much, and suddenly talked about evolution from ancient customs, and from history to biology.

"...I read it before, and there was an issue that was based on the deduction of human skeletons in different periods. Women have changed far more than men in the past few thousand years."

"That is to say, from ancient times to the present, women have become more and more beautiful, while men have become less obvious."

"According to this backward calculation, wouldn't the ancient women be uglier as they moved forward?"

Su Yuan was dumbfounded, and then Lin Xiaoxian calculated that Xi Shi was a native of Yue in the Spring and Autumn Period, a woman from about 2500 years ago.

2500 years!

According to Lin Xiaoxian's theory, under the standard of modern beauties, how ugly is Xi Shi after two centuries of degraded appearance...

Su Yuan instantly felt that his three views had been subverted.

Before Lin Xiaoxian finished, he listed all the four beauties in his notebook, and then googled their life time one by one, and finally directly created the "Four Ugly Women in Ancient Times".

According to the year, the ugliest one is the sunken fish - Shih Tzu.

Then there is the falling wild goose——Wang Zhaojun

Then there is the shameful flower - Yang Yuhuan

At last is the closed moon - Diao Chan

"Wait a minute!" Su Yuan objected, "Diao Chan is from the Three Kingdoms, much earlier than the imperial concubine!"

According to Lin Xiaoxian's logic, the older people are, the uglier they are, so Diao Chan should be even uglier.

"Although Yang Yuhuan is the youngest of the four beauties, she is fat, and everything will be ruined if she becomes fat, understand?"

"Oh, that..."

Su Yuan nodded, understood.

133 Erupt!hormones!

Du Tianjun didn't say anything for the whole class.

Although he is the class teacher, he is obviously not good at "rectifying the school spirit".

I just saw that the eighth class of the "benchmarking class" held a class meeting for many years, so I also held a class meeting, at least when the grade director asked him that day, he could not fall behind.

Therefore, the content of the class meeting is just like the leadership meetings in many small counties, full of freehand brushwork.

"To fully implement *&@#%..."

"Guidelines*&@#%..."

"Document spirit *&@#%..."

Finally, the sentence "As long as you roll up your sleeves and work, the future of Class [-] can be expected!" as a concluding remark.

Lin Xiaoxian was concentrating on the four beauties in the first half of the session, and in the second half was silently feeling sorry for Gu Xiaoyan who was still standing still.

This Du Tianjun is really good enough.

The class meeting starts right after the class meeting, and let my girlfriend, someone from Lin, stand up for a class?

That bit of flirting in the class, frantically asking people why why...

Is it your line?Um?

That's Zhou Jia's!

Du Tianjun not only "offended" Lin Xiaoxian's girlfriend, but also "offended" his female friend.

It must be added to the crime!

People in love are very small-minded, so Lin Xiaoxian wrote down this account.

He decided to simply score 0 in the next month's test, crazily lowering the class average, and asked the grade director to call Du Tianjun over and ask him "why" for 45 minutes.

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Every school will have a grove, flower beds and other public green spaces.

These green areas have different uses according to their location.

In the weedy yard with many stone benches and stone tables, you can see people gathering to copy homework.

The relatively open lawn is where the bandits from the junior high school are chasing and fighting.

And the relatively quiet atrium of the green corridor with luxuriant trees and dense bushes is the famous holy place for secret meetings that students talk about most.

Every time after dinner, after evening self-study, you can see teenagers and girls whispering and snickering inside.

It is precisely because of the high concentration of puppy love here that this place has gradually become famous, so many class teachers and leaders will come to arrest people from time to time.

If it's a student from another class, just yell at him and forget about it. If you meet someone you teach, you have to ask the parents to beat the mandarin ducks.

Although countless underground couples have died here, but at the age of hormonal eruption, there will still be young people who will go on and on, just to spend the short moment of the two-person world with their sweetheart.

"Lin Xiaoxian, have your hormones erupted?"

In the woods, Gu Xiaoyan, who escaped from doing exercises between classes, raised her head and asked her boyfriend expectantly.

"No..."

"Why don't you spray? Do you not like me anymore..."

Lin Xiaoxian's face darkened, this line...

So dog-blood idol dramas are really harmful.

"No."

"Then you spray one now..."

"???"

This request can be described as very magical. Gu Xiaoyan asked Lin Xiaoxian to perform a hormone injection on the spot, but he really couldn't do it.

"Will you spray or not!"

"It's not that I don't spray, hormones, you can't feel them even if I spray..."

"Nonsense, if you like me, I can definitely feel it."

Lin Xiaoxian kissed her pink and tender face, it smelled of baby cream, it was warm, and it tasted very good in winter.

"I like you very much now, do you feel it?"

"No..."

Lin Xiaoxian kissed again.

"now what?"

"A little bit more..."

The shy girlfriend has started to be greedy, and a mature boyfriend can't spoil her.

"You haven't felt it yet? Gu Xiaoyan, do you not like me?"

A person who writes a perfect composition must have two brushes in language.

Lin Xiaoxian played a game of words, quietly changed the concept, turned the customer into the main, Gu Xiaoyan immediately surrendered:

"Can't I feel it..."

"Do you still want me to squirt?"

"Stop spraying..."

The little fox who fell in love is also a little fox, Gu Xiaoyan rolled her eyes cunningly as soon as she finished speaking, revealing the real purpose of wanting Lin Xiaoxian to spray hormones:

"...Xiaoxian, is your place...well today?"

"where?"

"It's just...mouth ulcers..."

"No, it's only one day, what's the rush?"

Is it okay for one day?

Gu Xiaoyan has never suffered from oral ulcers since she was a child, so she doesn't know how long it will take for this thing to heal, so she is a little disappointed anyway.

How about forcing a kiss?

Isn't Lin Xiaoxian a boy, so it shouldn't matter if it hurts a little, right?

It's just that the user experience of both parties must be greatly reduced.

The first kiss should be the beauty that is remembered in the heart.

Forcibly kissing a patient with oral ulcers is enough to remember, but it is very unpleasant.

Not only is it not good, it's even a little disgusting...

So Gu Xiaoyan decided to endure it for another two days, anyway, Lin Xiaoxian's first kiss will be hers sooner or later, and a cooked duck won't run away.

......

The sound insulation of the grove is very natural, and the broadcast on the playground sounds very far away. Lin Xiaoxian listened to the music, and it seemed that he had only reached the third quarter.

"It's still early, sit down and let me give you a pinch."

The two sat on the old wooden chair with cracked skin, Lin Xiaoxian bent down to lift her feet.

"Wait, where are you pinching..."

"Squeeze your legs, didn't you stand for the whole class? Don't you feel sore?"

"Well, it's kind of..."

Gu Xiaoyan breathed a sigh of relief, after all her boyfriend is a pervert, she thought he was going to take advantage of this moment to pinch her feet for fun.

This is a school after all, if someone sees your feet being held and squeezed by others, it will be more than a shame to fall down.

"Then pinch it."

Lifting Gu Xiaoyan's legs and putting them on his lap, Lin Xiaoxian pressed them down little by little from the calf, very carefully.

"Comfortable..."

no answer.

"Are you comfortable..."

"Gu Xiaoyan, no matter how you think about it, I should be asking you..."

"Hey..." Gu Xiaoyan stuck out her tongue mischievously.

Lin Xiaoxian is gentle and gentle, with moderate strength and precise technique, so she is of course comfortable.

But isn't Lin Xiaoxian uncomfortable?

As soon as he put his hands on his lap, his expression was a little frozen and thoughtful, and he seemed a little restless.

uh man...

she thought.

A little proud, but also ashamed.

Now the school uniform is tightly wrapped, if one day he strips it off...

Gu Xiaoyan blushed, imagining some scenes more boldly than before, all the scenes where Su Yuan would cover his eyes and Zhou Jia would roll his eyes.

Lin Xiaoxian was still moving, his hands had already moved from the calf to the crook of the leg, from the crook of the leg to the thigh, pinching and pinching, Gu Xiaoyan faintly felt a little strange feeling, his body temperature seemed to have risen, and the straight and slender legs couldn't help but move. Tighter, the lips parted slightly tremblingly:

"Xiaoxian..."

"Ah."