I really don't want to read

106 hero, director, boyfriend

Lin Xiaoxian is too lazy to struggle psychologically with "abnormal" things.

In fact, he is very thorough in his "knowledge of the past and the present".

For example, everyone knows that Tao Yuanming loves chrysanthemums, but they don't know that he also loves other chrysanthemums.

"May I make shoes with silk, and the suppleness is enough to deal with it" comes from his "Fu of Leisure Love", which translates as: I hope that the silk thread will become the shoes on her feet, and she will walk around with her slender feet.

A little later in the timeline, Du Mu, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, also wrote a special song "Forever Socks", describing the feet of a beautiful woman as "the size of the tin ruler is reduced by four points, and the slender jade bamboo shoots are wrapped in light clouds".

Even Tang Xuanzong, who was sitting on the dragon chair, made a sentence for his favorite Yang Yuhuan, "It's a pity that there is no three inches in one hand, and there are thousands of miles in the Central Plains."

Concubine Yang's feet are only three inches?

Lin Xiaoxian didn't believe it.

Su Yuan taught him that the "three" in ancient Chinese is often used as an imaginary number, but Yang Guifei must have a size of 42, no matter how imaginary it is?

She is not as tall as Qinggangying, her feet are too small to support such a plump body.

It is said that the Tang Dynasty was very open, and these "perverts" of big figures or literati and poets could be regarded as following the trend.

But the poets of the Song Dynasty were also like this, and they were really a little perverted.

In Su Dongpo's "Bodhisattva Man" in the Northern Song Dynasty, it is still written that "beautiful, Mo Xilian takes steps, and long-sorrowed socks go to Lingbo."

It seems beautiful, but if you think about it carefully, women in the Northern Song Dynasty had their feet bound.

When the history of the first year of high school was mentioned here, the teacher went to Baidu to show a photo of bound feet to the classmates. At that time, everyone's face was almost distorted.

There was once a question from the ages: Do the times make heroes, or do heroes make the times?

The current situation in the Northern Song Dynasty was such a deformed aesthetic. Obviously, it did not make Mr. Dongpo a hero, but a pervert who lamented the bad habit of footbinding.

In contrast, the real "hero" has to go back to the time of Cao Cao who "cooked wine and talked about heroes".

His son Cao Zhi was the earliest "true hero" in Lin Xiaoxian's impression who dared to praise the beauty under his boots.

I still remember that in the "Hengshui Middle School Confidential Scroll" that was handed out last week, there was a reading of Cao Zhi's "Luo Shen Fu".

Although it is an excerpt, Lin Xiaoxian himself can recite the complete version.

"Luo Shen Fu" has a saying: "The body is swift and flying, and it is erratic like a god, and the waves are small, and the socks are dusty."

It can be seen that as early as the Three Kingdoms period, some literati and refined scholars took the lead in awakening their unique hobbies, expressing their love without shyness.

And Cao Zhi is not an ordinary literati, but a genius who writes seven-step poems.

Genius and pervert were originally synonyms.

As you can see, from ancient times to the present, most of the geniuses in the world are a little perverted.

In ancient times there was Cao Zhi, and today there is the great director Quentin Tarantino.

That guy is also a "hero".

When he was active on the big screen as an actor, he gnawed on the feet of the devil dancer in "Darkness Before Dawn", and the enjoyment and obsession on his face definitely didn't look like it came from the show.

When he was a director, Quentin still carried forward this hobby.

"Pulp Fiction", "Kill Bill", "Inglourious Basterds", "Death Proof"...all have special shots of "delicate bamboo shoots".

These movies are all classics, and the study committee members who love advanced tastes have read them all, and once asked Lin Xiaoxian in doubt:

"Why are there always close-ups of girls' feet in Quentin's movies?"

Lin Xiaoxian silently recorded "Zhou Jia's One Hundred Thousand Things" and told her:

"Because Quentin is good at it."

"Which one is better? Like girls' feet?"

Lin Xiaoxian nodded, and the study committee member frowned in disbelief:

"Ah...why is he like this..."

"No way..."

"Yes, man, it's very complicated."

At that time, Zhou Jia was somewhat disillusioned with these two great directors, and after a flash of eyes, he suddenly asked:

"Then what about you, Lin Xiaoxian? You also...do you like this..."

"Hehe, how can they compare with me?"

"That's right. He's talented anyway, and you have nothing to do except that you write well in your composition and memorize a lot of words."

"..."

According to Zhou Jia's judgment standard at that time, Lin Xiaoxian felt that after awakening today, he would probably become a talented person.

Isn't it just a little perverted?

Are men not perverts still men?

[Ding, no, intelligence +1]

Lin Xiaoxian only becomes perverted like Quentin and Jiang Wen, maybe he can be a director or something in the future.

Don't many movies and directors have queen heroines?

For example, the Bond girls of the 007 series.

Miss Zhou in Zhou Xingchi's movie.

The girl who came out of Director Zhang's hand.

If Lin Xiaoxian becomes a great director, then let Gu Xiaoyan be the "virtuous girl".

......

When I thought of this, the movie theater just arrived.

The two found two massage chairs that scanned the QR code and sat down. Lin Xiaoxian asked Gu Xiaoyan:

"Xiaoyan, if one day you become a movie actress and I become a famous director, I can give you any role you want, then what do you want to play the most?"

Gu Xiaoyan was not in a hurry to answer, but felt very strange:

"How did you suddenly think of this question?"

"This...it's a long story..."

"Um... so... how did I become a movie star?"

"Uh..."

Gu Xiaoyan just knows how to play, not only substituting in, but also trying to simulate more rich information.If anyone marries her in the future, they will definitely add a lot of fun to their ordinary life.

"To become a female star, you should first take on a lot of dramas, and then find the opportunity to shoot two or three famous works, and then you can become famous in no time."

"Like Zhang Ziyi and Fan Bingbing?"

"almost."

Lin Xiaoxian doesn't like these two people very much, but they are the typical ones that he can think of for a while.

"Xiaoxian..."

Gu Xiaoyan let out an intriguing soft hum from her nasal cavity, with a slight resentment of a very young woman:

"Have you ever thought about it... These actresses have filmed so many scenes, and they must have a lot of kissing scenes..."

"!!!"

Lin Xiaoxian froze for a moment, then Gu Xiaoyan turned sideways, and drew circles on his chest with his fingers:

"...Besides the kiss scene, there must be other more excessive..."

"!!!"

"For example, a sex scene...""

"Stop, this matter is over, you still don't want to be an actress, no, you don't even want to be an actress."

Without any explanation, Lin Xiaoxian cut off one of Gu Xiaoyan's future professional choices.

Gu Xiaoyan pinched him with a mocking smile:

"Lin Xiaoxian, are you too domineering?"

"Anyway, I won't let my childhood sweetheart be kissed by others."

"But this is just an actor's conduct..."

"You have to guard them. Don't you like painting? You will definitely be a painter in the future, not an actor."

Gu Xiaoyan tilted her head, put her index finger on her lips as if thinking:

"Well...it's hard to be a painter. If I can't be one, I actually want to be an actor..."

"Gu Xiaoyan, you suspect that you are trying to provoke me on purpose."

Gu Xiaoyan's crooked eyebrows suddenly revealed a fox-like mischievousness:

"You're jealous."

Lin Xiaoxian shook his head:

"It's not about being jealous, it's really that kind of..."

"You're just jealous."

Gu Xiaoyan didn't listen, just looked at him with a smile.

Lin Xiaoxian doesn't allow others to kiss her, just like she doesn't want others to kiss Lin Xiaoxian.

The two of them are obviously just childhood sweethearts, why do they both want to control them so leniently...

"Xiaoxian, if in the future... I fall in love and my boyfriend wants to kiss me..."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Lin Xiaoxian felt an inexplicable irritability in his heart, stood up from the massage chair, pulled Gu Xiaoyan to stand up with one hand, pulled her soft waist slightly, and then stared seriously at her slightly flustered eyes:

"Gu Xiaoyan, does your boyfriend have to kiss you?"

Gu Xiaoyan was speechless, what kind of words are these.

Her childhood sweetheart had kissed her many times, but she wouldn't let her boyfriend kiss her.

This is too unreasonable...

Lin Xiaoxian's brain really went wrong, seeing that she was silent, she asked again:

"Gu Xiaoyan, does your boyfriend have to kiss you?"

"No...otherwise..."

"Okay, then I'll just be your boyfriend."

"w(?Д?)w"

At this moment, Gu Xiaoyan was stunned, except for her black eyeballs that could tremble slightly, the rest of her body was stiff and tense, her heart seemed to have stopped.

[I'm full of sleep!Tickets come! 】

107 Mr. Su

"You you...that's...you..say..."

"?"

"Just now...you mean..."

Gu Xiaoyan was like an egret standing in the water, her whole body shrank and stiffened here, motionless like a wax figure.

Lin Xiaoxian...did he confess his love to her just now?

Lin Xiaoxian stood very close, with a clean face and very serious and even stern eyes.

Gu Xiaoyan had imagined many times in the quilt that Lin Xiaoxian gave up her childhood sweetheart status and confessed to her seriously.