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"Metal? Didn't the woman send it in a safe?"

Lin Xiaoxian didn't try in vain, and went directly to Aunt Wang's house next door to borrow an electric drill.

"Stay away, little book, and be safe."

"Ah."

The safest place is behind his brother, Lin Xiaoshu hid behind Lin Xiaoxian with his arms around him, and two heads, one big and one small, carefully visited.

buzzing————

As the electric drill in his hand sank a little, a small string of sparks burst out, and the package was broken open.

Fortunately, the shell inside is not a safe, otherwise the electric drill would not be able to drill it open.

After spending a lot of effort, Lin Xiaoxian finally broke the whole package through this small hole.

The metal shell inside also reveals its true face.

In fact, it is a plastic box wrapped in a layer of 2 mm thick new shiny aluminum skin.

The box must contain dried fish, but why is it covered with a layer of aluminum?

Lin Xiaoshu had just taught this knowledge point in chemistry in her third year of junior high school. She frowned and thought of it:

"Brother...Auntie...couldn't they use galvanized aluminum plates to prevent moisture..."

"Well, with that person's brain circuit, it's not impossible."

Dried small fish are transported by sea, so it is understandable to prevent moisture.

However, such a thick layer of galvanized aluminum sheet is specially wrapped to prevent moisture, which is really the hard-core style exclusive to my aunt.

It's bulky and probably not as effective as a desiccant, but that woman can do it anyway.

"When she comes home during Chinese New Year this year, I will dig out her brain and study it. Xiaoshu, you will be in charge of the video recording."

"..."

Lin Xiaoxian said a horrible speech solemnly, and then removed the aluminum plate, revealing the transparent Sanwu plastic box inside.

The inside is densely packed, containing at least 3 kg of small dried fish!

"A lot! No wonder the package is so heavy..."

Lin Xiaoshu raised Tuantuan in front of Lin Xiaoxian in surprise:

"Brother, look, Tuantuan's eyes are staring straight~"

"Stupid, the cat's eyes are straight during the day, and they become round at night."

"That's right..."

Dried fish is not a staple food but a snack, such a large amount is enough to consume for a long time.

According to the usual practice, Lin Xiaoxian made a WeChat call in person, and clarified some doubts with his aunt:

"Crooked?"

"Hey auntie, I received the dried fish, but why are they so colorful..."

"Hawaii, there must be more fish species."

Lin Xiaoxian picked up a piece of dried fish and looked at it:

"But auntie, can you give me some popular science, what kind of fish is purple..."

Auntie was silent.

After more than ten seconds, he replied:

"Purple...the purple one is called Nessalis, which is one of the cichlidae of the ray-finned fishes, the perciformes, the wrasse suborder..."

"Auntie, you are on Baidu..."

"I do not have!"

Auntie is confident, she is obviously from Google.

"In short, just rest assured. Look at the mask I gave you last time. Did Xiaoyan use it? Isn't it good?"

"This time, my roommate's cat has also tried the food. Her house has a lot, including Garfield the Muppet and even Siamese. I ate all of them."

Well, the little aunt in security really has no criminal record.

But then Lin Xiaoxian rummaged through another pile of dried fish, and found something even more extraordinary.

"Auntie, why did I find a bunch of small iron balls..."

"Small iron ball?"

Auntie was silent again.

Respond again after ten seconds:

"Xiaoxian, don't worry, it shouldn't be any poisonous metal, it's just an ordinary bullet."

"bullet????"

"Well, I caught the fish at Pearl Harbor. When the Japanese army sneaked over, there were a lot of bullets on the bottom of the sea."

"..."

Lin Xiaoxian was speechless, the life of my aunt in Hawaii was too magical.

He even wondered if his aunt also came here through time travel like him, and also opened some kind of strange cheats.

104 Learning a foreign language [Didn't expect it!Grandpa updated! 】

Human beings all over the world have one characteristic in common.

No matter how friendly and in love you are usually, once you quarrel, you will subconsciously say the most cruel words.

These words are not necessarily vicious, but they must be the most chilling.

If you are not chilling, it can only mean that the quarrel is not intense enough, the two parties are not angry enough, and they don't want to really break up.

In this case, everyone will rack their brains and try their best to find out the less fatal flaws of the other party.

This shortcoming can be smoking, turning over while sleeping, or even forgetting to flush the toilet when one day two years ago.

In short, no matter how trivial it is, even old sesame seeds and rotten millet from decades ago, once picked up by the opponent, can become a "weapon" for verbal attacks.

Today in Gu Xiaoyan's house, there were two people who fought with murder weapons all morning.

The reason was that Gu Xiaoyan's father, Gu Dabao, was going to follow the leader to go abroad for a month of investigation next week.

This means that Gu Dabao will definitely not come back on New Year's Day.

In addition, January 17nd is Gu Xiaoyan's [-]th birthday, and the family has long planned to fly to Shanghai to go to Disney on New Year's Day.

If only one item was taken out, Gu Xiaoyan's mother would only complain.

But the addition of New Year's Day and birthdays immediately ignited the fuse, and the woman's thoughts in the kitchen continued until the dinner table.

Instead of apologizing, the man tried to fight coldly with a dark face.

So the woman became more and more angry after eating, threw the rag, handed the apron and bowls and chopsticks to her daughter, and then chased the man to the study to "directed blasting" the man.

I have learned physics in junior high school, and the effect of force is mutual. Even Li Chi knows this.

When the impact force caused by the directional blasting acted on the man, the man stood up as soon as he dropped the mouse, and exerted a reaction force on the woman.

So the woman completely threw away her usual calmness, scratched her hair and shouted:

"Gu Dabao! I see Dabao every day on TV! It's good for you, you don't see him every important day!"

"Calm down, okay? I don't want to spend New Year's Eve at home on New Year's Day? I don't want to give my daughter the last underage birthday?"

Gu Dabao clapped his palms and asked repeatedly, spitting all over the place, making the other party even more dissatisfied, and directly entered into the happy-to-be-heard part of turning over old accounts:

"How many times has this happened? Last year you went on a business trip for my mother's 70th birthday, and this year it's my father's 70th birthday, and you can't get away from the drinking party. What do you think of my parents?"

"Then they all hit each other! What can I do?"

"What can you do?"

As soon as the voice fell, there was a series of sneers, as if waiting for him to say something:

"It's fine if you can't get away on a business trip, but it's up to you if you can't get away from the wine bureau. Now you can't refuse to go abroad for inspection?"

Gu's mother seemed to see through everything, her sharp eyes narrowed into a line, and her fingertips were about to pierce Gu's father's nose:

"Who in your work unit doesn't know that going abroad for inspections is all for public-funded travel, eating, drinking and having fun, maybe... maybe you're still 'learning foreign languages' in the hotel every day!"

Gu Dabao became anxious when he heard this, and shrank back to close the study door:

"Hush! Sun Fenfen, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"Hehe, are you afraid that your daughter will hear it now?"

"Damn! Stupid learning a foreign language, why do you defile people's innocence?!"

"What are you guilty of without?"

Sun Fenfen raised her head, and the muscles on both sides of her nose began to twitch.

It seems that this is right, this old immortal really...

The calculations in Sun Fenfen's heart were pounding. Over the years, her husband has often gone abroad for inspections, and each time he learned a foreign language for a month. Now he must be able to pass the eighth grade of the foreign language major!

Sun Fenfen's heart suddenly became half cold.

Thinking about it again in this way, if you "learn a foreign language" when you go abroad for an inspection, how can you not "learn a mandarin" when you travel so frequently in China?

"One five ten, fifteen twenty..."

She did the math again, the number of times her husband has "learned Mandarin" over the years is even more incredible, he can recite the three hundred capitals of Tang poetry fluently!

There are three hundred Tang poems inside, and there are eight professional grades outside.

Sun Fenfen immediately began to cry:

"Gu Dabao! Good job, you fake foreign devil full of knowledge!"

"???"

This fight gradually became dark and dark, and it soon turned to the topic of divorce.

"Don't touch me! Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow to get a certificate!"

"Just pull it!"

The husband also has a temper:

"If you say I don't see you every day, Gu Dabao, you, Sun Fenfen, will know how to keep things apart, and you will be afraid of whoever you leave."

The movement of the two in the study made Gu Xiaoyan in the kitchen very helpless.

She knew her parents too well, and knew that the more hysterical the two were, the less trouble would happen, so she didn't bother to intervene.

After silently washing the dishes and chopsticks, Gu Xiaoyan carefully tidied up the stove before slowly knocking on the study room:

"Dad, Mom, are you all right?"

"Xiaoyan! Tell me quickly."

The two reached out their hands at the same time when they saw Gu Xiaoyan, and in the end, the mother who was standing at the door of the study was the first to get the moon, and pulled her daughter to beg to stand in line:

"Tell me about your dad, and he's going abroad for an investigation..."

"Oh, mom, don't embarrass my dad. Look at how hard he has worked this year..."

Regarding Sun Fenfen's reverse wooing, Gu Dabao beamed with joy:

"Listen, what is a little padded jacket!"

"Dad, you're also stubborn, don't put on a bad face when you're eating, you'll be fine if you say a few nice words..."

Wouldn't it be nice to be like Lin Xiaoxian?Every time I feel unhappy, he will come to coax me, listening to him gently say something in my ear that makes my childhood sweetheart blush, Gu Xiaoyan has no time to act like a baby, so why would she want to argue with him?

As the saying goes, children are always the most effective mediator when parents quarrel.

Although everyone understands the truth, the same words are said from the mouth of the daughter to be more convincing.

After hearing only two sentences, Sun Fenfen's tone softened: