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"Lin Xiaoxian blames you, my penguins exploded..."
Su Yuan was so angry that he managed to run more than 1 meters, and he was about to break Lin Xiaoxian's record of 100 meters...
"You pay me!"
She was so angry that she raised her hand and hit Lin Xiaoxian.
Lin Xiaoxian was itchy from being hit by her, and wrapped her small fist with his big palm:
"Don't make trouble, have you seen "Charlotte Annoyance"?"
"Look, what happened?"
Lin Xiaoxian's palms are very thick, Su Yuan imagined that it would be nice if he had a thick layer of hair, it would be more comfortable like the big black bear's.
"I've seen it... tell me quickly..."
Su Yuan pretended to be curious, deliberately distracting Lin Xiaoxian's attention so that he would not let go.
What a scheming feeling.
she thought triumphantly.
"In "Charlotte Annoyance", the scene where the principal called Teacher Wang out is very similar to Du Tianjun being called out by Director Xiong just now."
Su Yuan was still thinking about it, Li Chi next to him couldn't sit still, he patted Lin Xiaoxian and gestured repeatedly:
"Yes, it is exactly the same. I reviewed it online two days ago, and my memory is still fresh!"
The two hit it off immediately, and then began to code.
"Ma What Mei?"
"What Dongmei?"
"Ma Dong what?"
After matching the codes, a heated discussion ensued.
Li Chi has read "Charlotte's Annoyance" no less than five times, and can recite almost all the lines and plots in it.
"Brother Xian, if you could travel back to the past, what would you like to do?"
Lin Xiaoxian didn't answer, but first asked Li Chi what he wanted to do.
"Lottery tickets!"
"I knew it, alas..."
"Why, traveling to the past must be the fastest way to make money."
"The premise is that you know that you are about to cross, otherwise is it useful to suddenly cross before you can check the winning numbers?"
This is indeed a problem.
Li Chi changed his mind and bought more houses!
"It's good to buy a house, but you don't have any money yourself. Will your parents buy a house just because of a child's two or three sentences of analysis?"
"Damn, it's really troublesome..."
Li Chi suddenly lost his yearning for time travel.
"It's worthless, you've crossed over, as long as you're willing to act, you'll find gold everywhere! Why do you want to get rich and become an upstart?"
Lin Xiaoxian thought for a while and continued:
"And do you know that even if it's not for money, there are countless people in this world who want to go back to the past."
"Why." Li Chi curled his lips in disdain, "Those people must want to go back to the past because they didn't work hard and made their lives unsatisfactory."
"Don't work hard..."
Lin Xiaoxian smiled wryly, if life can be fulfilled by hard work, then there is no such thing as saying that all living beings are suffering.
There are some things that Li Chi cannot understand now.
After most people are born in society, they will find that school may be the only ivory tower in this life.
"So Xiaoxian, seeing how thoughtful you are, what would you do if you time traveled?"
"In the past, I just wanted to change the direction of my life, but now..."
Lin Xiaoxian turned his head while talking.
"...Now I still want to discover the beauty that I missed, and then grab them all..."
The tablemate who was listening silently saw him turn around, and couldn't help being startled:
"Look what I do..."
"What do you think? Where did my phone go?"
"Mobile...Ah! I'm sorry I'm sorry..."
Su Yuan listened so seriously that he didn't notice the phone dropped on the ground.
Fortunately, Lin Xiaoxian had the habit of wearing a condom, so it was safe and did not break.
"Brother Xian, why are you becoming more literary now? Will it be like this when your Chinese scores get better?"
Li Chi was heartbroken that Lin Xiaoxian had become a sour scholar, and he seemed to understand half of what he said with such long-winded words.
There was a commotion in the classroom, Du Tianjun turned back.
Seeing his expressionless face, many people speculated that Director Xiong must have criticized him.
There are so many people in class [-] who are not in the classroom during class time, and they were caught by the grade teacher on the way, the head teacher will probably take the blame.
Someone was gloating, but Du Tianjun suddenly said:
"There is something, Director Xiong just notified me...you guys get ready..."
After Du Tianjun finished speaking, there was a smile on his lips, which made people feel that it was him who was gloating.
"There was a mid-term exam last month, and the Ministry of Education had other arrangements, so the monthly exam was not held, but it doesn't mean that it won't be held..."
His pause made everyone's hearts hang.
"So this month, there will be two monthly exams..."
"!!!!!!"
"And, the first time is the day after tomorrow..."
After finishing speaking, there was no sound.
Many people forgot to scream and were stunned by the news.
But Lin Xiaoxian was overjoyed.
"No, Xiaoxian, you seem very happy?"
"Nonsense, on Friday the day after tomorrow, you don't have to go down to do exercises for the exam!"
"..."
"This is a good thing, thanks to the school! Thank you, Director Xiong! It is recommended to take the test every Wednesday and Friday in the future."
"Go away!"
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The monthly exam on Friday came so suddenly that many people simply gave up studying and resigned themselves to fate.
Li Chi and Chen Ming are the quickest to give up.
Zhang Zhiheng and He Yuchao, who are partial to subjects, will still struggle a bit, at least make sure that the scores in the subjects they are good at are not too ugly.
Lin Xiaoxian, as a cheating player, will not go over the review, but first take out the panel and take a look:
【Name: Lin Xiaoxian】
[Agility: 127]
【Intelligence: 118】
【Charm: 125】
【Physical Strength: 125】
Overall evaluation: B
skill:
[Learning: lv.8 (200/400)]
【Cooking: lv.8 (110/400)】
[Photography: lv.6 (105/200)]
[Nonsense: lv.6 (10/200)]
[Teleport: lv.0 (0/0)]
...
Lin Xiaoxian looked at the lower panel, it is also lv.8, [Learning] is actually a little more proficient than [Cooking].
Meals have to be cooked three times a day, and sometimes four times on weekends.
But learning doesn't happen all the time.
According to the previous experience of upgrading, Lin Xiaoxian believed that if it wasn't for Zhou Jia's daily tutoring, theoretically it would be impossible for his study skills to improve so quickly.
(very tired recently, not in a good state)
102 Where does the money come from
With Lin Xiaoxian's current level, there is almost no pressure on the monthly exam.
He is a partner of justice, and he can't do without pressure, and he can't just watch his brothers suffer.
So, during the exam, he completed the test papers at an incredible speed every time, and then with a voice changer prop, he ran up and down the corridors like a war correspondent, and read the answers aloud outside several exam rooms.
After more times, it's not like no one suspects Lin Xiaoxian.
After all, looking at the entire grade, he was almost the first person to walk out of the examination room.
It's just that Lin Xiaoxian's movements are too agile and flexible, and when there are many teachers on the tour, he will use the [Teleportation] skill to go around.
In addition, the voice changes every time, including the elderly, children and women, so he has sufficient evidence to prove his innocence.
So after two full days of the exam, the mysterious hero in the eyes of the students and the cunning villain in the eyes of the teacher have never been caught and brought to justice.
Lin Xiaoxian also stopped clicking, only reading multiple choice questions, and only limited to the few examination rooms where Li Chi and the others were.
And his answer still maintains a certain error rate.
In this way, some people with judgment are not willing to believe him, and only truly hopeless scumbags will fill in Lin Xiaoxian's answer exactly as it is.
Therefore, from a certain point of view, Lin Xiaoxian reduced the impact of this incident in a disguised form, avoiding some unnecessary troubles.
After the exam, Lin Xiaoxian made a return visit to Li Chi's "user experience".
The interviewees Chen and Liu both said that the answers provided by the mysterious man were somewhat helpful to the score.
At least a higher rate of correctness than what they do by themselves, that's fine.
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The first monthly exam of this month is from the 10th to the 11th, and it will be December 12th after the exam.
Double 12, originally an ordinary day, became another Double 11 after a large amount of capital led by e-commerce giants carried out viral publicity and hype.
"Americans have a Black Friday, we are more powerful, double 11, double 12, what else is Jingdong 618, I don't know, I really think our per capita consumption level is a few blocks behind developed countries."
On the day of Double 12, Lin Xiaoxian had a great time shopping on Tmall while complaining, fully explaining what true fragrance is.
Lin Xiaoshu, who was unpacking the package on the sofa, couldn't stand it anymore:
"Brother, don't say a few words, you are so arrogant, your face is thicker than the corner of the city wall."
"Bold, dare to scold me? Come here and let me slap you!"
"Hmph, you try?"
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