"My aunt is in pain, I'm sorry, can you please call the school doctor?"
Bloody Head: ...
Tongue Ghost: ...
They have never been so speechless in their lives.
……
Lin Xun paced back and forth in the bloody dormitory.
Wang Aiai wanted to talk to Lin Xun several times.
But, she held back!
Talking up is the beginning of chatting!
She doesn't want to chat with Lin Xun!
At this time, Lin Xun finally heard the game notification sound in his mind.From Xinxiaoqun 712205071
[Doctor Lin, please hurry to dormitory 302! 】
[There is a student who is not feeling well and needs your treatment urgently! 】
A satisfied smile appeared on Lin Xun's face.
Girls' bedroom!
I am coming!
Lin Xun walked and flew, and quickly came to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory.
At this time, at the door of the dormitory, a stooped figure was standing.
It was a dying old woman.
The old woman was bent over, looking as old as a hundred years old, her skin was like dry grape skin, she was wearing a blue shroud, her feet were three-inch golden lotus, and she was wearing a pair of small red embroidered shoes.
In his right hand he holds a white lantern.
Surprisingly, the fire in the lantern turned out to be blue, not red.
Moreover, the flame in the lantern was icy cold and extremely chilly.
When Lin Xun came to the door, the old woman stopped him.
Lin Xun glanced at the opponent's ID card.
[Name: The Rule-abiding Housekeeper, Ji Ke]
[Remarks: Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, fifty can suck soil while sitting on the ground, sixty can eat people without spitting out bones, seventy can suck mice through walls, and eighty cannons are outdated... She is now one hundred and eight years old... ...]
Lin Xun looked at the other party's note and took a step back.
Can the little steel cannon of his editorial department penetrate such a thick city wall?
"Doctor Lin...you are here..." the housekeeper's mother-in-law slapped Lin Xun in the face and said up and down.
Lin Xun glanced at Su Guan's mother-in-law.
He walked to the housekeeper's mother-in-law and picked up her lantern.
"call!"
He took a deep breath and blew hard at the paper lantern in the hand of the housekeeper's mother-in-law.
In the white lantern, the blue flame swayed in Lin Xun's breath.
But after swaying, the flame did not go out.
"Doctor Lin, what are you doing?"
The housekeeper's mother-in-law is strange.
Lin Xun replied: "Isn't open flames not allowed in the dormitory? I'm trying to eliminate hidden dangers in the dormitory!"
[Grandma Suguan: I've never been so speechless in my life! 】
[Crazy, he is a yin fire!Yin fire!The kind that won't burn! 】
【And this yin fire is Granny Suguan's natal fire, if it goes out, Granny Suguan will be gone too! 】
【Ruthless, let's find brother to be ruthless...】
[This guy may seem nonsensical, but in fact he is doing cruel things! 】
[I can see it, it's a high-level scheming man! 】
【Bird food...】
【Dead...】
【Moldy error...】
The housekeeper's mother-in-law pushed Lin Xun away with her chicken-claw-like fingers.
Under the glare of the dark fire, her gloomy face became even more terrifying and weird...
She tore open the snow-white lantern.
The yin fire shining in the lantern splits in two.
The yin fire slowly floated up, and gradually floated into the eyes of Su Guan's mother-in-law.
Her chaotic eyeballs were gradually burned by the yin fire, and the original eyeballs were replaced by two flaming yin fires!
The housekeeper's mother-in-law said gloomyly: "In this way, there will be no open fire in the dormitory!"
After finishing speaking, she turned and entered the girls' dormitory.
"Doctor Lin, remember to keep up!"
Lin Xun followed in the footsteps of the housekeeper's mother-in-law and arrived at the door of bedroom 302.
After bringing Lin Xun to the door of the dormitory, the housekeeper's mother-in-law turned and left.
Lin Xun slowly opened the bedroom door.
"Boom."
The washbasin and human head that were originally placed on the gate suddenly fell down.
Lin Xun has quick eyes and hands.
Take the basin with your left hand.
The right hand takes the head.
The bloody head covered with wounds and sticky tentacles looked at Lin Xun two by two.
The bloody head looked at Lin Xun.
Lin Xun also looked at the bloody head.
At this time, Lin Xun asked seriously: "In this dormitory, are you the injured person? You are seriously injured..."
Bloody Head: ...
Yeah, all I got was one head.
My head is still bloody from wounds.
Tell me, am I seriously injured?
Lin Xun seriously put the bloody head on the desk beside him.
"Don't be afraid, I have tape with me, it will definitely stop the bleeding for you!"
After speaking, Lin Xun took out the medical tape.
Like packing a courier package, put the bloody head in a circle and stick it with tape.
Turned into a round tape volleyball.
"Look, this way you won't bleed..."
Lin Xun wiped the sweat off his face and looked at the results of his work.
The bloody head wrapped in a volleyball: I really thank you eight generations of ancestors!
"Tick!"
A drop of viscous liquid suddenly dripped onto Lin Xun's neck.
Lin Xun touched his neck.
Put your hand up to your nose and smell it
"YUE, it stinks!"
As soon as he looked up, he saw the long-tongued ghost stuck to the ceiling.
The long-tongued ghost leaned against the ceiling, opening its long mouth, revealing its sharp teeth.
The slender tongue is like a swimming snake, cruising in mid-air.
"YUE, so ugly!"
Tongue ghost:?
"Student, are you the one who is sick?"
As Lin Xun asked, he crawled to the side of Long Tongue Ghost's bed, and pulled the ghost off the bed.
The ghost is three meters long.
When lying on the bed, he hunched over his body.
Even when being pulled under the bed, she had to bend her waist.
"I... I'm not sick!" The long-tongued ghost immediately retorted.
"No! Your tongue is too white, the humidity is heavy, and your mouth has a bad smell. It may be periodontitis. You can't stand straight for a long time, and you may have scoliosis!"
"Student, you suffer from a lot of illnesses!"
Long Tongue Ghost: Crazy!Do you really think of yourself as a doctor?
Damn, I really want to refute, but what he said makes sense...
The long tongue ghost ignored Lin Xun's words, she opened her mouth, revealing a long tongue like a letter.
The long tongue swayed and slowly moved up along Lin Xun's calf.
But on the way up, I suddenly touched something...
The long tongue ghost widened his eyes.
And Lin Xun, fart...
"Puff... puff..."
The tongue of the long-tongued ghost felt hot at first.
Behind, I feel sour...
It's obviously a gas, but it's overbearing with a solid!
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"Ouch... what the hell is this... vomit..."
The tongue of the long-tongued ghost is like a spring, and it quickly retracts into the mouth.
But as soon as he withdrew it, the taste in his mouth became stronger...
Obviously there is nothing on the tongue, but there is everything in the mouth...
"Bah bah bah..."
The long-tongued ghost quickly stuck out its tongue again.
Like a kangaroo grooming her hair, she frantically pulled her tongue with both hands.
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