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an old man?

That big guy who knew it was not easy to mess with at first glance was fine, but at this time, an old man is actually on the battlefield?

How ridiculous!

It seems that the people on earth are completely helpless, and it is time to end this farce.

"May I ask who among you is Iron Man?"

The white-haired old man was full of vigor and did not look old at all. Holding a long sword with a sheath in his hand, he looked exactly like an old man dancing swords and exercising in the park.

"Master, I am Iron Man!"

Tony hurriedly brought a glass of red wine to Uncle Zhang, pointed to Loki and said, "That's the one who wants to invade the earth."

"Oh?"

Zhang Sanfeng turned his head and glanced at Loki who was holding a scepter and sneered. The exotic-style armor was brilliant, but with that slightly gloomy face, it was obvious that he was not a good person.

"Invaders? I'm sorry for this kid."

Zhang Sanfeng drew his long sword out of its sheath, and a sharp sword energy pierced through the air.

In a panic, he raised the scepter in his hand, and in Loki's frightened eyes, the scepter bestowed by Thanos was split in half by the old man.

“Chese kung fu!”

Tony let out a cry, not daring to underestimate this old man who was older than his father.

Standing beside the old man with a wine bottle in his hand, Tony did not forget to wink at Loki with a provocative attitude.

If all the people in the group are like this old man and the fierce man below, then why should I be afraid of the army of aliens?

"Who the hell are you?"

"Wudang Zhang Sanfeng."

Holding the glass wine glass, Zhang Sanfeng took a sip of the red wine in the glass.There is a faint fragrance of grapes in the entrance, and the aftertaste is sweet, which is a fine wine.

"It turns out that there really is a different world! I didn't expect the old Taoist to have such an adventure after living for a hundred years."

snort!

This time I won't bother with you.

Seeing that this old man was not easy to mess with at all, Loki rolled his eyes a few times, and secretly moved a few steps to the terrace, obviously planning to run away.

Just when Loki was about to approach the window, another figure appeared.

"A little girl?"

Looking at the girl's thin body, although Luo Ji was afraid that she was also a person pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger; but the blank expression on the girl's face was too harmless, and she didn't even wipe the oil stains from the corners of her mouth. People are definitely more idiots than normal.

So Loki decided to take a risk.

For example, taking hostages or something is very comfortable.

However, just when Loki was about to make a move, the girl looked around at the few people in the building, and then set her sights on Loki; after all, in terms of personal emotions, only Loki was the least good person in the field.

The sharp blade came out of its sheath, and a long knife slashed straight at Loki.

will die!

This is an early warning of Loki's divine instinct.

Who are these people!

Loki, who hastily summoned the phantom, managed to get away from the girl's blade at last, avoiding the tragedy of being hacked to death by a girl.

"Kang Long has regrets!"

But before Loki could soothe his beating heart, a golden dragon transformed into a golden light came roaring, and instantly knocked Loki out of the balcony of the building.

"I really shouldn't have come to Earth! I really shouldn't have come!"

Loki, who was soaring in mid-air, suddenly felt homesick.

It's still the stupid big guy at home who is easy to bully!

"Who is Iron Man?"

Sasuke scanned the few people in the building with murderous eyes, and then a pair of red blood pupils of three-god jade fell on Tony's body.

"Are you Iron Man?"

"Who is Iron Man? Should I know him?"

Tony's hand holding the wine bottle trembled slightly, pretending to be puzzled.

"Didn't you think you were Iron Man just now?"

Uncle Zhang smiled and nodded with Sasuke, and then opened his mouth to identify.

No matter what TV series it is, Uncle Zhang has few characters who are not black-bellied.

"Master! You heard it wrong just now! I never said that I am Iron Man!"

"Oh? Since you are not Iron Man, then the man just now must be Iron Man. The old man was bullied by a thief today and killed his friend; let the old man hack you to death to comfort the spirit of his friend!"

"Uncle! Uncle Zhang! Let's stop joking!"

This old man has such a small mind!

"Stop talking, thief! Are you going to divide it into five yuan or six yuan?"

"Is there any difference?"

"Five yuan means chopping off both hands and feet, and six yuan means chopping off hands and three feet; you choose."

"Don't, don't! I'm Iron Man!"

"You see what the old man said is right, this is Iron Man."

Zhang Sanfeng's expression changed, and he turned back into a harmless old man again, smiling at Sasuke while holding his beard.

"So you are Iron Man!"

"Remember what you said in the group just now?"