Realizing that his own sphincter muscles would most likely not be able to withstand this rectal elegy, Zhang Jianfu opened his eyes wide, with a look of horror on his face——
Prickly~~puff puff~~~beep beep beep~~~chug chug~~~bǔ~~
Hearing this series of farts that sounded like a song, with high and low tunes, different timbres, and even emotions, everyone was shocked.
This... is this the sound a human fart can make?
Such bold, heroic and powerful momentum, is it the anal's ruthless non-retention, or the fart's longing for freedom?
Zhang Jianfu knew he was wrong -- and now, the most humiliating moment of his life has resurfaced.
His face had already completely turned purple, and he knew that he must not stay here any longer.
He stood up in a trance, without even saying a word, he opened his legs and walked towards the outside.
however,
It's good that he didn't move, but when he moved, Zhang Jianfu felt a severe cramping pain in his stomach, and at the same time, a hot and humid water slowly seeped out from the sphincter.
"No...isn't it?"
Realizing that the situation was not good, Zhang Jianfu's scalp felt numb in an instant, he couldn't care about anything else, and ran out at a faster pace.
His running accelerated the surge of air current.
Poof ↑~~ Poof ↓~~ Poof ↑~~ Poof ↓~~
Every step he sold, it was as if the conductor of the music gave an order, and rhythmic tones came out from between his two strands.
This wonderful sight immediately attracted the attention of everyone along the road: those who chatted stopped their voices, those who ate put down their chopsticks, those who drank put down their glasses, and those who played with their mobile phones turned their heads...
At this moment, Zhang Jianfu only felt that he was the brightest boy in the whole banquet!
however,
He has no time to pay attention to everyone's eyes now, because he can clearly feel that the enthusiasm has become stronger and stronger, more and more unbearable, getting closer and closer to the final line of defense.
"Hurry up, we're almost at the door, I have to hold on, hold on! Zhang Jianfu, you have to believe in yourself, you can do it!"
Zhang Jianfu's face was ferocious, he gritted his teeth and kept cheering himself up.
Finally, under his strong willpower, he barely made it to the door.
"As long as, as long as I get out of this door, I can, I can..."
Seeing that he was less than one step away from the exit, Zhang Jianfu suddenly had a happy smile on his face, feeling that he had finally escaped from the abyss of hell.
however,
Just when his right hand was about to touch the doorknob, he saw the handle suddenly tilted downward automatically, and the door was pushed open from the outside——
A dozen reporters with long guns and short cannons came in from outside.
Seeing Zhang Jianfu with a ferocious face but ecstasy in his eyes, all the reporters were surprised.
At the moment when he saw many reporters and the cameras in their hands, Zhang Jianfu's face was disastrous in an instant, and a BGM sounded in a daze:
The sky is blue, and there are thousands of paper cranes outside the window...
"Get out of the way, you all..."
Just as he was about to yell at the reporter to avoid him, his face suddenly changed——
His sphincter muscles suddenly relaxed, and a stream of warm and humid water flowed down his legs instantly.
Youdao is,
Flying down three thousand feet,
The flood of the Yellow River was out of control.
then,
Under the horrified gazes of the reporters, they saw two pools of foul-smelling yellow excrement stains instantly appear on the soles of Zhang Jianfu's feet...
He is incontinent.
Chapter 087 What is the title of the transition chapter?
In the era of mobile Internet, the speed and efficiency of information dissemination have been greatly improved, and correspondingly, the speed at which netizens can obtain news has also been greatly enhanced——
Of course, this is not good news for Zhang Jianfu, because in less than half an hour, the news of his public diarrhea instantly became a trending topic on Weibo.
Because of this, he and Comrade Bai Zhenhua were able to keep pace with each other, and were praised by netizens as two peerless pearls in the East and West in the world of diarrhea, referred to as "East and West Twin Pearls".
"Boss, did you do this?"
Others would think that Zhang Jianfu had a bad stomach, even Zhang Jianfu himself might think so, but Gao Xiaoqin, who knew Lu Yuan's ability, would not think so.
"Ah."
Lu Yuan smiled and nodded: "Since Zhang Jianfu's mouth is so stinky, let him try what it feels like to be stinky all over. It's a small punishment."
The curse he cast was not very powerful, it just made Zhang Jianfu have diarrhea for three consecutive days.
"Boss, thank you."
Hearing this, Gao Xiaoqin immediately showed a happy smile on her face, taking advantage of other people not paying attention, she whispered in Lu Yuan's ear: "Tonight, I will report to you again..."
Seeing that Gao Xiaoqin loves work so much, even though there are still some loopholes in her work, Lu Yuan doesn't care.
……
night.
hotel.
In order to save the traffic of readers, [-] words are omitted.
Gao Xiaoqin's face was flushed, she panted and lay on Lu Yuan's chest, and said, "Boss, I think the reason why Zhang Jianfu said nasty jokes today without any scruples is because our company is not strong. If the turnover can exceed [-] million, his attitude will definitely not be so frivolous."
Lu Yuan couldn't help laughing when he heard the words: "You just thought about this for a long time? It's just an old pervert who can't stand on the stage. It's not worth your concern."
"I don't care about him, but I'm thinking about our company's strategy."
I don’t know if Gao Xiaoqin has entered the sage’s time. In short, she is obviously seriously considering the work plan after Quantum Technology: “Although the number of players of "College Love Story" is still rising steadily, this is a game that mainly focuses on men. The galgame, the ceiling is there..."
"You mean to say that you are going to develop an otome love game?"
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