My wife is not a demon

After all, this world is still in opposition to humans and demons.

Although we sometimes let go of some good monsters, you have to understand that sometimes a good monster does not mean that it will not kill people.

I'll tell you a story, it's true.

One year we caught a monkey demon in Bangla Mountain, and it did a good deed.

There was a famine in a certain village, and many women, children and children were about to starve to death.So the monster monkey brought some meat to help the villagers tide over the difficulties.

But later we found out after investigation that the meat turned out to be old, weak, sick and disabled people from another village.

Do you call it good or evil? "

Chen Mu was silent for a long time, and asked, "Then how did you solve it?"

The iron cloth pile looked at the slightly swaying wine in the wine bowl, and said indifferently: "The monster monkey has a high level of cultivation, but it didn't resist, so it was captured to watch the mountain dream.

But later I investigated and found out that somehow this monster monkey had seven children, seven little gourd monsters.

And these seven gourd demons were raised by a mysterious old man in the village.

So we went to capture them, but unfortunately the seven gourd demons escaped.The people in that village also began to be instigated by the old man to rebel one by one, and in the end it was Hades who took the initiative.

I remember that it was the new Suzaku Envoy who took office and personally arrested the old man. "

After listening to Tie Buzhuan's narration, Chen Mu was deeply moved: "It's quite interesting to hear about your experience of catching monsters. I will follow you on a business trip sometime."

"Hmph, with your strength..."

Tie Buzhuan was about to belittle, but he remembered the scene of being beaten and vomiting blood last time, so he said it instead. "You don't have enough experience in hunting monsters."

"I've already caught three demons, a fox demon and two lizard demons."

Chen Mu said seriously.

Tie Buzhuan stopped talking and drank his wine silently.

With a smile on his face, Ji Dachun handed the out-of-print Liu Beiwen to Chen Mu: "I have a secret book on catching monsters here, how about two copies? It's genuine."

"The monsters here are not serious." Chen Mu refused.

Ji Dachun said wretchedly: "You are so handsome, if you really go out to catch monsters, probably no female fairy will think of harming you, then you will have some enjoyment."

Enjoy a hammer.

Inexplicably, Chen Mu thought of Su Qiaoer, the little snake spirit.

If this is married and returned home in the future, and the relevant monster hunting department finds out, will there be a poignant and beautiful love story of the farewell between a ladyboy and a monster?

So Chen Mu simply asked curiously: "Is there anyone from Zhenma Division who likes demons?"

"Yes, I have."

Ji Dachun pointed to the iron cloth pile and said with a smile. "He once fell in love with a banshee, and he fell in love with the kind who died alive."

Oh?

As soon as he heard the gossip, Chen Mu suddenly regained his energy, his eyes lit up: "Hurry up and tell me."

"What are you talking about, get out!"

Tie Zhuang quickly waved his hand, "It's all made up, it can't be taken as real."

But Ji Dachun didn't give up, and said slowly, "He fell in love with a cow, a heifer back then."

puff--

Chen Mu spurted out the wine, covered his face and suppressed a bitter smile.

Subconsciously stretched out his thumb and praised: "I didn't expect Mr. Tie to like bragging, awesome, this wave must be convinced."

The surface of the iron cloth pile was like black charcoal, and his fists were clenched loudly.

But then, he sneered, stared at Ji Dachun and said, "Master Ji, why didn't you tell me about playing with the watermelon banshee in the Tianchi water?"

Watermelon Banshee...

Chen Mu's eyes widened and he gasped.

Looking at Ji Dachun, whose face was flushed red: "Good man Ji, what did Watermelon do wrong, and you want to treat it like this? Are you a ninja?"

At this moment, Chen Mu felt that it was normal for him to like the little snake spirit.

At least the tongue will be forked.

The waist will entangle people.

As for the heifer and the watermelon, Chen Mu really couldn't figure out what the characteristics of these two things were, and the ten thousand-year-old lsp probably couldn't figure it out either.

Ji Dachun's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Although he wanted to grab the jug and hit someone, but he brought up the topic, so he could only endure it.

"But I want to know, what happened to your heifer and little watermelon? Where are they now?" Chen Mu was full of curiosity.

However, this time, neither of them spoke, they just drank the bitter wine silently.

The wine entered the throat, full of astringency, splashing flowers of memory in the bottom of my heart.

It is hard to look back on the past.

Chen Mu understood.

It seems that this transsexual love really has no good end.

"The nine-tailed fox hasn't moved recently. Do you have any monsters to catch? Bring me one, and I'll relax."

Chen Mu asked while rubbing his hands.

Ji Dachun said indifferently: "There is a little demon who has been very active in the capital recently. If you are interested, let's try to catch it. However, others should act."

"Then do it! What kind of demon?"

"A little snake demon."

"Very good, caught it and stewed—"

Chen Mu was stunned suddenly: "Wait, what are you talking about? Little snake demon? What does it look like?"