My wife is not a demon

'Little brother', 'little brother' called.

The more cheerfully he yelled, the harder the soft flesh around Chen Mu's waist was pinched by a certain tigress.

Chen Mu was about to cry: "My lady, I didn't provoke them."

Bai Xianyu was expressionless: "Your husband should learn from concubines and cover your face, so naturally you won't be able to provoke them."

"I'm not a flower picker, why should I cover my face?"

Chen Mu said depressedly.

Fortunately, after turning around the outer street, those women's voices gradually faded away, and Chen Mu heaved a sigh of relief.

"Sister, brother-in-law, that's where the poetry conference is held."

Qing Luo lifted up the fine root like a jade onion, and pointed to a simple open space in the distance, where many literati in green shirts had already gathered.

Bai Xianyu just glanced and moved away.

And Chen Mu was even less interested.

Now he just wants to find a place where famous prostitutes dance, to see even, to see the big and fragrant even.

After turning around, I found a place where famous prostitutes danced. Unfortunately, the dance hadn't started yet, but there were already many lsps waiting there.

When everyone got together, they all looked like gentlemen on the surface, talking seriously.

But I don't know if the content of the discussion is serious or not.

When you get closer, you can hear a conversation like this:

"I was strong for half an hour last night."

"I carried it for three hours."

"I don't take a rest for ten hours."

"I have never been tired since I was born."

"..."

If the lady hadn't dragged her away, Chen Mu really wanted to join the bragging session.

This time, the ceremony was held in Jiyue Tower, which is one of the most romantic places in the capital. It is located on the side of the East Lake, with painted pillars and carved beams, which is very grand.

It is said that the boss behind it has a high status and has opened many branches all over the country.

Including Ju Chunlou in Qingyu County.

Chen Mu led Sanmei to wander around, and when he encountered some jewelry sellers, he would stop and pick a few pieces for them... By the way, I didn't buy it for my sister-in-law.

Whenever I encounter delicious snacks, I will buy them for them—except my sister-in-law.

The temple fair is still very lively, with jugglers, lantern riddles guessing, singing...

"Smoke Lock Pond Willow?"

Passing by the attic of a charades guessing house, Bai Xianyu looked at the posted couplet, her beautiful eyes sparkling. "Who made this, it's amazing."

Chen Mu was speechless.

Isn't this the same sentence that he dropped when he and Princess Lu Wuyi went to a party that day before leaving?

How did it get posted here.

Where is the signature?

I, Chen Damei, don't deserve a name?

No copyright fee?

When Chen Mu was depressed, a scent of orchid suddenly floated into his nostrils.

But a beautiful young woman appeared next to her, carefully reading the half-column couplets on the post, her beautiful willow leaf eyebrows slightly frowned.

The woman is alone.

She wasn't too pretty, but she wasn't ugly either. She had a graceful and cool temperament on her body, just like a young lady raised in a deep boudoir.

The first thing Chen Mu saw was not the woman's face, but the one under the neck——

So fierce!

Chen Mu bared his teeth, couldn't help gasping, and said to himself, "Aren't you tired from walking? Isn't your heart stuffy when you sleep? The child will be so happy in the future."

Bai Xianyu also noticed the woman.

When I saw the pair of towering mountains on the other side, I thought of the queen mother in my mind, and this woman was comparable to the queen mother.

She looked down at herself, and quietly stood a little farther away with a little inferiority.

Without comparison, there will be no harm.

"Smoke Lock Pond Willow..."

The woman chewed carefully and couldn't help admiring. "The one who makes the right pair is definitely talented. It seems simple, but it hides countless mysteries."

A book boy in front of the attic said with a smile: "My young master said that whoever can come out right will be rewarded with 50 taels of gold."

50 taels of gold!

Everyone was in an uproar, their eyes were eager, but after looking at the pair of sentences, the excitement was instantly drowned by a pot of cold water, and everyone remained silent.

"This gentleman isn't going to make a pair?"

The woman looked at Chen Mu with a faint smile on her lips.

Chen Mu froze, pointing at himself: "Are you talking about me?"

The woman smiled and said: "Mr. Guan is handsome and majestic, with a dignified appearance, he must have all kinds of poetic talents in his belly. What's more, he is accompanied by such a beautiful woman and family. If he can match up with one or two, it will be considered a good story. Isn't it?"

Chen Mu frowned.

Is this woman picking on me on purpose?

Or do you want to attract my handsome man's attention because I am handsome?Woman, your trick is too old-fashioned.

Believe it or not, I will blow up your future child's nutritional home.