My wife is not a demon

"Smelly girl, are you looking for a beating?"

Bai Xianyu frowned, and kicked the opponent angrily.

Qing Luo mischievously said with a smile: "That's what it is. Let me tell your brother-in-law that my sister used to like poetry the most. Why don't you go to the academy to study again, maybe your talent will inspire you, and you can really write one or two good poems?"

"Smelly girl, you can't keep your mouth shut, can you?"

Bai Xianyu made a gesture to hit him, and the latter got up and ran behind the grape trellis in fright.

The girl poked her head out and made a grimace: "Sister, I deliberately mocked my brother-in-law. If he can really write a poem or two, I can take off my clothes and stand on my head."

"Ugh……"

At this moment, Chen Mu let out a long sigh.

I saw him standing with his hands behind his back, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with a melancholy and vicissitudes on his face, and said slowly:

"I planned to get along with you as ordinary people, but I didn't expect to get ridiculed in return. If this is the case, then I... have no choice but to stop pretending."

He turned his head to look at the bewildered Bai Xianyu and Qingluo, and smiled slightly: "That's right, I wrote this poem!"

Time stopped abruptly.

one second.

two seconds.

...

After a full ten seconds, Qingluo, who couldn't hold back, finally let out a thud, laughing so hard that her branches trembled, and laughed loudly with her belly in her arms.

Tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.

The scenery in front of my chest is like a roller coaster, flickering.

Bai Xianyu was expressionless.

She turned around and coughed twice, seemed to hold back her smile, and stared at Chen Mu reproachfully: "My husband's joke is quite funny."

Chen Mu spread his hands: "What do you mean, don't you believe me?"

"Letter, letter, letter..."

Qing Luo smiled and held out her thumb, "Brother-in-law is the world's number one poet of daydreams, my little girl admires it."

Chen Mu couldn't bear it anymore.

Regarding the important matter of whether he can have a bridal chamber with his wife, he decided to let the other party see what a combination of poets, immortals and poets is.

"Okay, then I'll play a song on the spot."

Chen Mu said.

Seeing her husband's serious face and Bai Xianyu's strange expression, she really looked forward to it.

Qing Luo also suppressed her smile, widening her big Shui Lingling eyes.

With his hands behind his back, Chen Mu paced slowly.

"Have it!"

Until the seventh step, he opened his eyes and said:

"No one in life has died since ancient times, and a moment in the spring is worth a thousand gold. A woman at forty... is like a wolf and a tiger, and always makes a hero burst into tears."

Bai Xianyu: "..."

Qingluo: "..."

Chapter 56 Involved in the court!

"Nice poem!"

After finishing one song, Chen Mu felt refreshed all over his body, and couldn't help being overwhelmed.

But looking at the strange eyes of the two women, he said embarrassingly: "It may sound a little bit out of harmony, but it is indeed a rare good poem."

"Brother-in-law, you are really a great talent, I admire you."

Qing Luo laughed out loud. "A woman at forty...like a wolf and a tiger, makes the hero burst into tears...hahaha, only you can think of this kind of poem."

Bai Xianyu was also angry and funny.

It's also because she really expected the other party to make some good poems, but the result was as dishonest as this guy's temper.

It's all crooked poetry.

But having said that, except for the sentence that women are like tigers and wolves, the other three sentences are very good.

At least it can be seen that Chen Mu's cultural background is acceptable.

"How about... I make another one?"

Chen Mu said seriously.

"Okay, okay, let's have something even more explosive." Qing Luo's beautiful eyes lit up, and she hurriedly patted Bai Nen's little hand to urge her.

Bai Xianyu glared at her beautifully, and said coldly: "Okay, I have also seen my husband's poetic talent. If outsiders find out, I am afraid that my husband will really become a famous person. From now on, I hope that my husband will not be casual. Show off your talent."

It's not that she deliberately mocked her husband.

After all, crooked poems like this are still very popular. If they become popular, it will be bad for Chen Mu's career.

Many Korean and Chinese officials are serious literati.

Once they hear such crooked poems, I'm afraid they will really spray Chen Mu to death.

Chen Mu picked up the tea, moistened his throat and said with a smile, "Actually, I was joking just now. This time, it's really a good song. I won't lie to you."

He closed his eyes and began to brew.

But before he could open his mouth to read, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Hemp egg!

Which bastard ruined Lao Tzu's atmosphere!

Chen Mu cursed secretly.