All Heavens Beginning Longevity Medicine

Uncle Jiu also sighed with a complicated expression, then entered the breakfast shop, came to Yuniang's bedroom, glanced at Ling Dong who was standing there indifferently, and then stepped forward to briefly inspect Yuniang's body.

"Yu Niang died by swallowing gold, and then she had a violent exercise, so that" before Uncle Jiu finished speaking, Ling Dong had already snarled: "Enough!"

Uncle Jiu, who was slightly stunned, turned to see Ling Dong's ugly face, but didn't care about his attitude at this time, and then said: "Yu Niang has no relatives, and her body should be sent to Yizhuang for resettlement." Let someone change her clothes first, and later, I will send someone to bring a coffin over."

"I'm going to find someone to change Yuniang's clothes," the people outside heard Uncle Jiu's words, and immediately volunteered to go out to find someone.

However, after a short while, he came back with his head downcast: "Master, those aunts and sisters-in-law in the neighbors, they are not willing to come over to change clothes for Yu Niang."

"Let me come! Don't let their hands dirty Yuniang's body again," Ling Dong who spoke suddenly said to Cai outside the door: "Brother Cai, please go fetch me a bucket of water."

"Oh" he answered and hurriedly went to fetch water, and Uncle Jiu sighed slightly, turned around and left.

In the evening, a mourning hall was set up in the courtyard of Yizhuang. In the hall, a brand-new red coffin was parked. Ling Dong stood quietly beside the coffin, silently looking at Yuniang in a plain dress lying inside.

Cai, who was burning paper by the brazier in front of the coffin, looked up at Ling Dong helplessly. This guy had been standing since the afternoon and hadn't said a word.

Suddenly, there was a ringing of bells, and there was a rhythmic and neat bouncing sound outside the backyard. They were walking corpses in official uniforms of the Qing Dynasty, followed by a tall and thin Taoist priest holding a bell and wearing glasses.

"Huh?" The Taoist priest who entered the courtyard and was about to speak, saw the mourning hall in the courtyard, stared in astonishment, then pushed up his glasses, rubbed his eyes, as if afraid that he had misread, and then strode towards the hall. He came and cried as he walked, "Oh, senior brother! Why did you just leave! Junior brother came a step too late!"

"Uncle Master?" Cai, who was burning paper, was taken aback when he saw the tall and thin Daoist walking in crying.

Ling Dong, who was standing indifferently beside the coffin, was stunned and speechless when he saw the tall and thin Taoist priest who rolled his eyes and burst into tears as he came to the other side of the coffin to support the coffin.

Then Ling Dong, who seemed to have sensed something, turned his head to look, and saw Uncle Jiu walking in from the outside with a dark face at some point

Chapter 31 Four-eyed Daoist

"Senior brother, you died early! Wow, you are beautiful!" The tall and thin Taoist priest was still crying, subconsciously glanced into the coffin, and couldn't help staring in astonishment: "Huh? Why did senior brother become a beautiful woman?"

Confused, the tall and thin Daoist who straightened up suddenly saw Uncle Jiu who had turned to the side with a dark face at some point. He was startled and hurriedly backed away and said, "Ah! Brother, you are not dead? Are you not dead? You scare me!" What am I doing? Don’t you know that people who scare people will scare people to death?”

"I might as well scare you to death." Uncle Jiu said angrily, "Curse me to death as soon as I come here. Are you happy that I'm dead?"

"Oh, brother, what happened? You didn't see how happy I was crying just now, no, how sad that one was!" Daoist Gao Shou said with a smile.

Then the tall and thin Taoist stared at the man who was burning paper money and said angrily: "You are a fool, you didn't remind Master Uncle just now, you want to see Master Uncle's jokes?"

"Uncle Four Eyes, I didn't have time to say it just now, you just cried." I felt aggrieved and helpless.

"Cough" the four-eyed Taoist priest coughed awkwardly, then looked curiously at Ling Dong who was opposite him, and changed the subject: "Hey, brother, your new apprentice? Why don't you know it's called uncle? I don't understand." Respect your elders!"

"I wanted to worship Uncle Jiu as a teacher, but he didn't accept me, so you can't be regarded as my elder," Ling Dong said indifferently.

"Hey, this kid has such a strong sinister aura, it's strange! No wonder the senior brother didn't accept you," the four-eyed Taoist priest who frowned suddenly and looked at Ling Dong, then turned to look at Yuniang who was lying in the coffin , and couldn't help saying: "Look so closely, this is your wife? A corpse is so beautiful, could it be that she is a fairy?"

Before the four-eyed priest finished speaking, Uncle Jiu had already ordered to the side: "Cai, take your uncle down to rest first, and invite him to eat!"

After Decai left with the four-eyed Taoist priest, he glanced at the jade lady in the coffin, and Jiushu said: "Ling Dong, if you have no objections, I think it's best to cremate Yuniang."

"Uncle Jiu, do you mean that Yuniang will become a zombie?" Ling Dong frowned and asked Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu shook his head: "I didn't mean that, but you must have noticed that Yu Niang is different from ordinary people. Her body with fairy muscles and bones is simply suitable for cultivation. Those who are encountered by Taoist or Buddhist masters, I am afraid that they have already competed to be accepted as disciples, and they will definitely be geniuses in practice, and their achievements will be limitless in the future. It is a pity that such a good root, but "

While talking, Uncle Jiu turned and said: "But even if she is dead, Yuniang's body will be of many uses. If it is obtained by some evil cultivators, I'm afraid it will be"

"I understand, okay, Uncle Jiu, then according to what you said, Yuniang will be cremated tomorrow!" Before Uncle Jiu finished speaking, Ling Dong nodded repeatedly.

"Okay, then I won't bother you," Uncle Jiu who nodded in satisfaction, stretched out his hand and patted Ling Dong's shoulder, then turned and left.

After Uncle Jiu left, looking at Yuniang lying quietly in the coffin, Ling Dong couldn't help muttering to himself: "Yu Niang, did you hear that? Uncle Jiu praised you as a spiritual genius! You have spirits. I don’t know if you will receive preferential treatment from the judge of Hades when you arrive in the underworld? Maybe, you can cultivate into ghosts and immortals in the underworld. If you are reincarnated, I hope you can cast yourself in a safe and happy home in your next life, be happy for the rest of your life, and don’t suffer so much suffering."

The next morning, Ling Dong and Cai carried Yuniang's body to the open space not far from Yizhuang for cremation. When they came back, they saw Uncle Jiu and Daoist Simu who were drinking tea and chatting in the living room. He couldn't help but continued to say: "Master, Uncle, just now Ling Dong and I went to cremate Yuniang, and we burned a lot of colored glaze! The colored ones are so beautiful!"

"Colorful colored glaze?" The Taoist priest with four eyes stared at him immediately, and then said to Uncle Jiu who was beside him, "Senior brother, it seems that only the eminent monks with profound Buddhist cultivation can appear after sitting in the altar, right? Who is the little girl? Her physique is really too incredible!"

Uncle Jiu was also a little surprised, and then sighed with a more complicated expression: "The body with fairy muscles and jade bones really lives up to its reputation!"

"Hey, brother, this kid, is he really as perverted as you say? Is it better than that little girl with fair muscles and bones?" The four-eyed priest took a light breath, looked at the columbarium indifferently, and turned to the hall. Ling Dong, who was walking towards the red coffin parked in the house, couldn't help talking.

Uncle Jiu with a serious look, nodded solemnly and said: "Junior brother, his talent and potential will only be stronger than I expected. However, the Nine Turns Yin Sha Jue he practiced is really overbearing and evil. I really Worried, he will fall into evil ways in the future. So, I think"

Uncle Jiu who spoke in a quieter voice, heard the four-eyed Taoist frown slightly and hesitated when he said the next words, but seeing Uncle Jiu's earnest begging, he finally nodded reluctantly .

In the main room, Ling Dong took Cai's place, burning paper money for Yuniang, when Cai suddenly walked in from outside: "Ling Dong, Tingting is here!"

"I don't want to see her, let her go!" Ling Dong said coldly without raising his head.

Just as he finished speaking, Ren Tingting's voice came from outside: "Ling Dong, I know, you went to the western restaurant that night and waited for me for a long time. I'm sorry, I misunderstood you, and I apologize to you. Brother Cai I also told me about Yuniang. I didn’t expect her life experience to be so pitiful. I didn’t figure out the matter of Ren Cha. I preconceived it. I want to say sorry to Yuniang and let me go in and offer incense to her. ?"

"No need, I'm dead, I can't hear your apology anymore, it's unnecessary, you can go back!" Ling Dong directly refused.

Ling Dong didn't eat lunch, and he hadn't eaten a grain of rice or touched a drop of water for several meals in a row, and when it was time for dinner at night, he finally showed up.

After being greeted by Uncle Jiu and Cai to sit down, Ling Dong directly stated his plan, he was leaving, once he left, he did not know when he would be able to come back, maybe he would never come back .

"Ling Dong, you probably haven't decided where you're going yet, have you?" After hearing Ling Dong's words, both Uncle Jiu and Cai were a little bit emotional, and the four-eyed Taoist priest suddenly asked with a smile.

Ling Dong, who glanced at the Taoist priest with four eyes, nodded lightly and didn't say much, but the Taoist priest with four eyes continued with a smile: "It's boring for me to chase corpses by myself, are you interested in walking with me? I don't know where I am. I have been there, and I have seen a lot, and it is more interesting for us to go together than you alone! Along the way, I can also introduce you to some places I have been to."

"Get rid of the corpse?" Ling Dong's expression changed when he heard the words, and then he nodded and said: "Okay! Daoist, I can help you get rid of the corpse for free, no money, and if you encounter trouble, I can also help you solve it. However, you You have to teach me the technique of expelling corpses, how about it?"

"Hey, you kid, you still want to learn how to eat from me! Okay, anyway, it's not an exclusive secret technique, so I'll teach you," said the four-eyed priest with a strange smile, but he readily agreed.

After dinner, Ling Dong and Priest Simu drove the corpse on the road together.However, according to Ling Dong's request, it is necessary to take a detour and go to the mass grave dozens of miles outside Haizhou City. Ling Dong is going to bury Yuniang's ashes next to her father Han Yujiang's.

Chapter 32 Buddha and Demon

Chasing corpses is hard work, and it's also very boring, because generally corpses are being chased at night, and you have to go to some deserted places in the wilderness. There are no ghosts, and there is no one to talk to. lets chat?

Moreover, if you take a bunch of bouncing corpses on the road, you can't appear in front of people openly, it's scary after all!The corpse man didn't want to make himself disgusting.

If you drive corpses during the day, especially in summer when the sun is so poisonous, the corpses tend to rot faster, and then drive a group of smelly and jumping things on the road. Thinking about the scene, I am afraid that the corpse chasers themselves will not be able to bear it.

But there is also a problem with walking in a remote place, that is, the road is not good, the road is rough, and the walking corpse is stiff all over, and can only simply jump and jump, which is not as flexible as a human being.Sometimes, it is necessary to rely on the corpse chasers to carry and carry these corpses one by one, so although corpse chase is also quite profitable, it is also some hard money.

Such a person who stays at night and goes out at night naturally cannot go much faster. After driving for several days, he finally arrived at the mass grave outside Haizhou City.

"Oh! We finally arrived before dawn." In the woods outside the mass grave, the four-eyed priest stretched his body and twisted his neck, and said to Ling Dong who was digging a hole not far away: " Hey, boy, you are busy with your work first, and I will go to sleep first."

As he said that, Daoist Simu took out a long blanket from his carrying basket and spread it on the grass under the tree. After lying down, he rolled up the blanket casually, and fell asleep directly on the ground with his arms on his pillow.

As for the customers of the four-eyed Taoist priest, they have been arranged in the shadyest place in the woods.This is a mass grave, even if it is daytime, there is no need to worry that too much yang energy will affect those walking corpses.

"In the wilderness, they can fall asleep so quickly. The people who chased the corpses really have a big heart," Ling Dong who turned his head and shook his head slightly after hearing the faint snoring sound coming from under the tree. He continued to work, and after a while, he dug a hole about three feet deep: "It's almost there!"

Ling Dong, who put the shovel on the side, carefully picked up the jar containing Yuniang's ashes on the other side and gently placed it in the pit, and then began to bury the pit with soil.