Xiaoxiao Yuxi, look up!

Looking up to the sky and screaming, ha ha ha woo woo woo..."

He pulled the sheet, tied a knot on the headlight, and was about to hang himself. Facing the knot of the sheet, he spit on the floor along with his snot.

This horse riding is too embarrassing, the whole network now knows that I am walking a bird under the moon.

Lin Jingzhe, even if I am a ghost, I will never let you go!

No, the Taoist priests of Dragon and Tiger Mountain are not afraid of ghosts the most.

There was a violent knock on the door, and then the door was opened, and two policemen walked in.

"Hello, Mr. Chu Lan, someone reported you for sexual harassment, harassment, please come with us."

"What? Sex, harassment, harassment? Who did I harass me?"

Chu Lan stopped mourning, her eyes widened in disbelief.

......

【It turns out I'm a...oh...drunk butterfly...】

The policeman released the video on his mobile phone, pointing to the person in the video who was scratching his head and posing in front of a girl, who was throwing that thing wildly in front of her: "Is it you?"

"A butterfly who is still drunk? I think you are out of your mind!"

"Copy it for me!!!"

Before Chu Lan could express anything, she was directly pushed onto the bed and handcuffed behind her back.

After finishing the game, there is now a criminal record. If the child applies for an examination in an institution in the future and finds out that his father is walking a bird under the moon, he will not be able to hold his head up for the rest of his life.

However, he never dared to fight against the Public Security Bureau, even if he had the ability to escape, he could not escape.

Originally a simple drunken harassment, it would be fine if he was locked up for a few days, but if he escaped, it would rise to the level of a fugitive!

"Uncle policeman, why don't you give me a hood?"

At the entrance of the hotel, there were crowds of reporters outside, all eagerly looking forward to it, if they go out, why not be interviewed to death?

"You are so shameless, why are you shameless here?"

The policeman snorted coldly, took out a plastic bag from his pocket, blew it up, cut two holes out of it, and put it on Chu Lan's head.

"Fuck? Transparent plastic bag?"

Chu Lan was confused for a while.

What's the difference between wearing hair and not wearing hair?

"Stop talking nonsense, get in the car!"

After pushing him into the car, the policeman said to the reporters behind: "My friends from the press, this person has been arrested by the public security organs on suspicion of sex, harassment, and harassment. Please come back another day."

After speaking, the police car drove away.

The reporters were stunned when they saw such explosive news, and once it was released, it caused another Internet storm.

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In a small town in Tinghai District, Qingzhou City, a young man in black and a baseball cap was walking on a country road.

This is the outskirts of the urban area, relatively remote, and most of the people living here are farmers farming.

However, there is something extraordinary about this small town, that is, there is an ancient well in the center of the village, which is called "Xunlongtan" by the local village name.

It is a well, but it is called a pool, which is really strange.

The young man in black was of course Zhang Qilin. He stood at the mouth of the well, looked around for no one, took out a roll of rope from his bag, hooked it to the edge of the well, and jumped down.

This underground well is very wide. Looking at the wellhead from the bottom up, it looks like a pot cover.Below is a wide pool, more like an underground river.

It's no wonder that Zhang Qilin is so good at going down the well by relying on the rope.

The water in the pool below the well was icy cold. Even though it was still in August, frost had already formed in the well.

Zhang Qilin only carried a flashlight and an ancient black gold knife, and left everything else on the shore.

Then, he bit the flashlight, carried the ancient black gold knife on his back, and dived into the water.

This pool is extremely deep inside, but what is strange is that there seems to be a bright light at the bottom of the pool, which has been looming along with the ripples in the water.

Zhang Qilin glanced at the bottom of the pool and swam with all his might.

Five minutes later, he poked his head out from an exit, panting heavily.

This is a natural cave that looks like the bottom of a pond.

"I'm almost finding my memory."

After Zhang Qilin got up, he straightened his wet clothes by himself, found a handful of hay from the side, mixed it with other firewood and lit it.

"Ah That's good."

Behind the cave, there was an old voice suddenly, and a "person" covered in white hair walked out slowly.

The reason why it is called human is because he can speak.

He was covered in white hair, like a humanoid ape.

But it's also strange, how can there be people living here?

The white-haired monster looked at Zhang Qilin, coughed softly for a while, and sighed: "Son, you've lost weight."

"Have you lost weight?"

Facing this humanoid ape, Zhang Qilin obviously spoke too much.

"Well, the last time we met was 70 years ago."

Sitting in front of the fire, the ape smiled wryly: "It's rare that you still remember me."

"I just suddenly remembered that I still have old friends here."

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