Exploring Weird Lands: Playing as Unshakable Bilian at the beginning

He looked at Lin Jingzhe suspiciously.

"Look at you, I said it all at the beginning, I just did it for research, and I didn't mean to offend you."

Lin Jingzhe pretended to be cute and pitiful: "I beg you, good brother, for the sake of our sharing weal and woe, can you do me this favor?"

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Chu Lan was silent for a while, then took a deep breath: "All right, all right, then hurry up and watch."

With that said, he unbuttoned his belt...

"Oh, so exquisite!!!"

Lin Jingzhe's eyes widened, and she took out a magnifying glass from her trouser pocket with a wretched face.

Seeing that Chu Lan was going to get mad again, he quickly explained: "I mean the runes are exquisite, and the runes are exquisite. As for it, it is naturally tall and mighty. It is simply like the red rabbit among horses, and Lu Bu among them."

After hearing these compliments, Chu Lan nodded in satisfaction: "That's all right, all right, let's see."

After speaking, he felt dizzy and almost fell down.

Lin Jingzhe sat down on the ground in fright, and pointed at He Yunqing angrily: "You are holding him up, the fuck almost got stuck in my mouth!"

He Yunqing retorted: "I'm sitting in a wheelchair, how can I support me?"

Lin Jingzhe snorted coldly, stopped talking nonsense, and quickly took a pen and paper to draw the pattern of Shougongsha on the notebook.

"Sir, serve..."

The waiter who pushed open the door of the box saw two men squatting under another man, she was stunned.

It's just crazy.

She blushed and closed her eyes.

"Crack..."

A flash of light went off beside her...

She couldn't hold back any longer, and hurriedly fled the box.

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Because of some runes, it's under there, so I have to fiddle with it and change the direction.

Lin Jingzhe was like a scholar at this time, staring at Chu Lan's place intently, took a pair of chopsticks from the table, and clamped Chu Lan.

"Hey! Why are you still doing it?"

Chu Lan said displeased.

"No hands, no hands, don't look at the runes below."

Lin Jingzhe grinned, looking as wretched as she wanted.

The little Taoist priest He Yunqing next to him was holding a mobile phone and taking pictures uninterruptedly.

When the painting was almost finished, Lin Jingzhe scratched the back of his head: "How about making him "stand up" and see what it looks like when Shou Gongsha is activated?"

"You are a master of Taoism, ordering fast food for others???"

He Yunqing's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it: "Are you a human being? If the ancestor knew that there was such an unworthy descendant like you, he would come down from the sky and beat you to death."

"Go, go, my patriarch is not your patriarch."

Lin Jingzhe waved his hand: "But you are right, our name is really inappropriate, and it is against the law."

"Then how do you do it?"

"Do you have that little video on your phone?"

"No."

He Yunqing shook his head like a rattle drum: "In our Maoshan, the disciples' mobile phones are all kept together. Every day, the master checks our browser records and video playback records, and there is no chance of saving them."

Lin Jingzhe touched his nose: "What can I do?"

"Forget it, you should be satisfied with that."

"This won't work, I have to figure out how the magic circle works."

Lin Jingzhe seems to be a rigorous scholar: "Someone tried to draw the pattern of Shougong sand before, but when it was used on the human body, some places did not work, which caused a fire."

Hearing this sentence, He Yunqing couldn't help shivering.

This is too scary, causing a big fire, doesn't this instantly become a roasted pheasant? ? ?

"How about, let's find a waiter and ask if there is any service in this area?"

"Are you out of your mind? Can a hotel have this?"

Lin Jingzhe scolded: "Forget it, let's take the blueprint of Shougongsha first, and go back and try it out slowly? In the worst case, prepare a little more fire extinguisher for the experiment, and spray it when there is a fire."

This picture was so beautiful, He Yunqing covered his forehead, not daring to think about it.

"Okay, okay, put on his pants and send him to the room?"

"How do I dress in a wheelchair?"

The wheelchair that He Yunqing was sitting in was one meter lower than Chu Lan's. As long as he went to the front of Chu Lan, the tinkling things underneath would bump into his face.

Lin Jingzhe snorted coldly: "You, a Maoshan disciple, are as black-bellied as your master uncle. If you do bad things, others will thank you."

After speaking, he put on the pants for Chu Lan and sent them to the hotel room to rest.

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In the early morning, a ray of sunlight fell on Chu Lan's bed, and Chu Lan woke up instantly.

He felt that his lower abdomen was burning as if it had been burned, so he quickly got up and looked for water to drink.