Urban Shared Boyfriend System

The moment He Xuan uttered these half-sentences, Yan Shiyun's heart suddenly became empty.

It turned out that he really had a girlfriend!

That's right, so perfect, so tall and handsome, how could he not have a girlfriend!

Hey!

Yan Shiyun's heart felt lost for a while, and she was a little panicked.

However, He Xuan went on to say: "My girlfriend is a perfect person, she is not vain, she is not artificial, she is not promiscuous, she is not cheating, and... she does not exist."

"Sure enough, to be worthy of such a perfect boyfriend like him must also be such a perfect woman..."

Yan Shiyun's extremely lost mood had just covered her whole heart for less than five seconds. When she heard the last three words "non-existent" that He Xuan said, she suddenly understood... and she laughed wildly trembling.

"Why, you...you're so funny. I thought you really had a girlfriend! It turns out...it's like this..."

Just when Yan Shiyun couldn't stop laughing, a series of words flashed above her head.

When He Xuan saw these words, his eyes widened suddenly, and he was a little incredulous: "I'm going! What are these...what are these? I didn't expect, I didn't expect! You are such a little nurse..."

[ps: The [-]-word chapter is here!The next chapter should be after midnight, please recommend a ticket! 】

Chapter 42 Boy, let's have a game? 【Ask for a recommendation ticket】

OMG!

This looks extremely innocent, even the beautiful nurse sister who was still there for the first time, unexpectedly...

Taking a breath, He Xuan looked at the virtual reminder text on Yan Shiyun's head, all of them were all kinds of dirty jokes.

this this this this...

He Xuan could still understand the "my girlfriend doesn't exist" joke just now, and said it as usual to make Yan Shiyun laugh.

but……

How do you say these nasty jokes?

For example:

"One day the mosquito and the praying mantis peeked at a woman's bath, and the mosquito proudly said, "Look, I bit her chest twice ten years ago, and now it's so swollen; the mantis said unconvinced, what's the matter?" I stabbed her in the middle of both legs ten years ago, and she still bleeds every month..."

Another example is this:

"The little girl is always showing off her new toy to the little boy. The little boy has no choice but to take off his pants and say you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said that my mother said as long as you have this, you can have as many toys as you want !"

……

Of course, the two that can be written are really really really really light in scale.Otherwise, just write one of the others, and He Xuan felt that he would be completely obliterated by the harmonious beast.

It's just that He Xuan really couldn't figure out why... Yan Shiyun, a little nurse who looks so innocent, is the one who is the most suitable for her smile, all of them are... nasty jokes?

Could it be that, according to that sentence, the more innocent a person is on the outside, the more sullen and unrestrained they are on the inside?

but……

No matter how you look at it, Yan Shiyun doesn't look like her!

Perhaps, it was really because she was so innocently suppressed by traditional ideas, so... she had never heard this style of dirty jokes before, so it seemed that these jokes made her laugh the most?

Along the way, because of the "my girlfriend doesn't exist" joke just now, Yan Shiyun really laughed all the way.

It's the kind of laughter that can't be held back at all, the kind where you cover your mouth and laugh while walking, and after holding back the smile for a while, you suddenly burst out laughing.

Therefore, He Xuan felt that there was no need for him to tell other nasty jokes to amuse her, otherwise... I'm afraid she would have to laugh so hard that night that she couldn't straighten up.

"Hey! A woman with a low smile! Is this forcing me...to talk to her with a serious face?"

Walking behind, He Xuan expressed a little helplessness!

However, if you look carefully, the nurse sister Yan Shiyun in front of you is wearing a nurse uniform. It even narrowed into a very cute seam.

"Okay! Okay! Shi Yun, have you laughed enough? Really... is it that funny?"

Originally, He Xuan's charm bonus had already given him a super high rate of returning heads. This time, with the addition of a beautiful little nurse with a face value of 90 points and a smile as if he had been tapped, the rate of returning heads has reached [-]. Two hundred cents.

Why is it a [-]% return rate?

Because the passers-by looked back at this pair of handsome men and beautiful women curiously and interestedly at first, and then after walking a few steps or a dozen steps, they couldn't help but look back again, just wanting to see... …Has that pretty little nurse laughed enough? Why is she still laughing?

"No! It's really funny, why bother, why are you so humorous? I really thought you were describing your perfect girlfriend at first! It turns out... Puchi... Hahaha... So you said it in this way Without a girlfriend...it's just too funny...hahaha..."

After a stop, Yan Shiyun bent her waist, put one hand on her waist, and shouted, "No! No! Why, I can't walk...Let me...let me laugh before I talk. Let me laugh again 1 minute! Mmm...hahaha...my stomach hurts from laughing..."

Helpless He Xuan, as long as he stands on the side of the road like a tree... wait until Yan Shiyun, the little idiot who laughs like a lunatic, has had enough laughing.

1 minutes later!

"Okay! Why bother, I'm sure and sure, I won't laugh anymore. But the premise is that you don't... make me laugh anymore, otherwise I really can't hold back laughing all the way home. What happened today It's important that we take it seriously, right?"

Putting her smile back, Yan Shiyun blinked and said seriously.

"Of course, I am your perfect boyfriend today. Leave all troublesome things to me!"

Nodding slightly, He Xuan stretched out his arm, this time Yan Shiyun was no longer so timid, but still shyly hooked He Xuan's arm.

Then, after trying several times, she dared to... Slowly lean her body towards He Xuan until, like a normal young couple, she took He Xuan's arm and clung to him tightly.

This feeling... so good!

But in Yan Shiyun's heart, she was worried about gains and losses. She regretted it... This is just a shared boyfriend that she rented, just like a dream, it's not real, everything in the dream will disappear after waking up.

"That's right! It's the same when I come to your house in a while... I am your real boyfriend, you have to show it to your family."

Nodding, He Xuan explained responsibly.

However, at this moment, the two of them walked near Binjiang Park, and when they got close to the big banyan tree, Yan Shiyun heard her elder brother-in-law's shout.

"Shi Yun! Are you back?"

Father Ma pretended to be surprised, walked over from under the big banyan tree, looked up with a smile on his face, and began to look at He Xuan who was standing beside Yan Shiyun, and said, "What a coincidence! I met you here , and this..."

Deliberately prolonging the sound, although Father Ma already knew what identity He Xuan came from, but he deliberately did not mention it, and wanted Yan Shiyun to speak for herself.

"Brother-in-law! This... This is what I often tell you, my boyfriend, why bother!"

Introducing her boyfriend to her family for the first time, Yan Shiyun still lacked courage and said timidly.