Four three is an exaggeration, right?
Since there are still 4 to K bouncing?
Looking at the scattered phone numbers in her hand, Jiang Xun'er doubted her character...
Is he an African monster?
instead of asian?
"I still have two cards, are you ready to eat?"
Jiang Xun'er: "..."
"I do not want!"
"You go out, you go out!"
"..."
"Yes A!"
Li Ze smiled slightly, stretched out his hand slowly, and gently placed the two A's on the ground.
Then silently counted out a total of 46 cards from the deck.
He stretched out his hand to Jiang Xun'er who looked confused.
"Eat."
"If you need pickles, no, I may have some left over from this morning!"
"If you don't dislike it..."
"WDNMD!"
Before Li Ze finished speaking, Jiang Xun'er exploded!
With a ferocious face, looking at Li Ze as if seeing an enemy, he stretched out his fingers tremblingly and pointed at Li Ze and said.
"you say!"
"Did you f*** cheat!"
Li Ze: "No, it's all about luck!"
Jiang Xun'er: "Fart! Is luck so much better than me?"
Li Ze: "Yes! I'm really lucky."
"Are you trying to cheat?"
Jiang Xun'er: "..."
"Can I owe it first, I don't think this card is very tasty..."
"Owing?"
Li Ze was stunned.
"Then when will you cash in?"
Jiang Xun'er thought about it.
"Before tonight, I will make it happen before tonight!"
Li Ze nodded.
"That's a deal!"
Jiang Xun'er laughed wildly in her heart!
What's more, tonight, my old lady will eat you tonight, and I will cash it all for you!
……
After fighting the landlord and digging pits, although they all ended in failure, this exciting feeling made Jiang Xun'er excited immediately.
Anyway, it doesn't count if you lose, just suck up Li Ze tonight.
Jiang Xun'er also started to let herself go!
"What shall we play next?"
Li Ze was taken aback.
"Yo? You asked for this on your own initiative!"
Jiang Xun'er smiled confidently.
"You can come here for whatever you want, if I say something, I will be your grandson!"
"..."
Li Ze nodded and praised Oh Jiang Xun'er.
"Cowhide!"
"Then let's brag in the next game!"
Jiang Xun'er: "Bragging..."
"I'm so good at it!"
Li Ze: "Come on!"
……
More than half an hour later, Li Ze and Jiang Xun'er finished playing various card games: Doudizhu, Four of Hearts, Tractor, Big and Small, Bragging...
then……
Jiang Xun'er directly owed Li Ze 18 decks and returned 24 cards.
Chapter 59 You Are Thief Jill Chou!
"call……"
Jiang Xun'er took a deep breath and rubbed her numb arm.
"It's finally night..."
Li Ze asked with a smile while shuffling the cards.
"How was the evening?"
"hey-hey……"
Jiang Xun'er looked at Li Ze with an expression like watching prey, and smiled.
"We can do some things we should do at night..."
Li Ze was taken aback, and the half-shuffled cards immediately fell to the ground.
"Whoa..."
Li Ze hugged his body in surprise.
"You don't mean to..."
Li Ze looked at Jiang Xun'er with a look of horror.
"Yes!"
Jiang Xun'er stopped pretending.
"I have a showdown! I will stop pretending!"
"I am the second-ranked banshee in a radius of fifty miles. Today you played with me all afternoon, and tonight I will suck your Yuanyang dry!"
Li Ze was startled.
"Drain my Yuanyang?"
"Then you don't want to do that kind of thing with me?"
Li Ze showed a shy expression.
"That's... not good?"
Jiang Xun'er's face darkened.
"It's not a good hammer. This is the first time this old lady hasn't been afraid in the past year. What are you afraid of, a big man?!"
Li Ze smiled slightly.
A strange look flashed in his eyes.
"It's not that I'm afraid..."
"Mainly because I have a normal orientation!"
Li Ze took a look at Jiang Xun'er, who had a pretty face, red lips and phoenix eyes, a bee waist and big buttocks, and was a little cute when he was angry.
Wei Wei sighed regretfully.
"No matter how good-looking you are..."
"Then I can't fucking fuck a dog!"
"..."
The expression on Jiang Xun'er's face suddenly changed, and the air around Li Ze suddenly became stagnant.
"What did you say?"
Li Ze smiled slightly.
"I said I can't fuck a dog!"
"..."
"Knock in!"
Jiang Xun'er went berserk immediately, a raging monster power surged out of him, and rushed towards Li Ze!
"boom!"
There was a soft muffled sound, and the terrifying monster force directly hit Li Ze's body.
"call……"
Li Ze remained motionless as a gust of breeze blew by.
The atmosphere between the two of them was a little solidified...
silence!
It's Cambridge tonight!
"you……"
Jiang Xun'er bared two small canine teeth, looked at Li Ze with a displeased face and asked.
"Why are you doing nothing?"
Li Ze gently patted the dust on his body, and said to Jiang Xun'er with a relaxed face.
"You still want to fight with me with your meager knowledge?"
"Haven't you smoked a man's Yuanyang yet?"
"Weak chicken!"
Jiang Xun'er was hit on a sore spot, and she blushed immediately!
"What's wrong with not smoking?"
"I don't like you stinky men, I am a dignified Chinese pastoral dog who has been practicing for a hundred years!"
"Just because you mortals dare to covet my body?!"
Li Ze nodded lightly, looked at Jiang Xun'er with a playful face and smiled mockingly.
"Oh?"
"Chinese garden dog?"
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