"Then may I ask why you are so short, why don't you sell sesame seed cakes?"
Shorty interviewer: "..."
"you……"
The short interviewer blew his nose and stared angrily, and was about to stand up and attack Li Ze, but was stopped by another interviewer beside him.
"Wait a minute, let me ask!"
The other interviewer smiled slightly.
"Then ask Mr. Li Ze."
"As a new media company, we need you to be proficient in using computer software."
"What computer skills do you have?"
Li Ze smiled confidently.
"Don't tell me, I really have a lot of skills!"
The interviewer smiled encouragingly.
"What are there?"
Li Ze stretched out his fingers and counted them one by one.
"Minesweeping, Spider Hole Cards, FreeCell, Rapid Pinball, Moore Manor!"
"All right!"
Interviewer: "..."
"Are you kidding me?!"
Li Ze: "No, I'll just tell the truth!"
"..."
The second interviewer couldn't stand it any longer, and waved his hand, motioning for the next interviewer to pick up.
He still doesn't believe it, his group of ghosts can't do it alone!
"Cough cough..."
The third interviewer cleared his throat.
"Well, little brother, come and ask me some questions. You can learn about the company through me."
On the surface, this company is also a serious company.
So I'm pretty solid in that regard.
"Then I will ask!"
"What is your company's philosophy?"
The interviewer smiled confidently and said without hesitation.
"Always fight for the first place!"
Li Ze asked expressionlessly.
"why?"
"Because this world will always only recognize the number one, and no one will know the number two!"
Li Ze smiled slightly.
"for example?"
The interviewer smiled confidently again.
"Then I ask you! The highest peak in the world is Mount Everest!"
"What about the second highest peak?"
Li Ze smiled confidently.
"K[-]!"
Interviewer: "?"
Still not giving up, the interviewer continued to ask!
"What about the third?"
Li Ze smiled confidently again.
"Qiancheng Zhangjiafeng!"
"The fourth is Lhotse!"
"Fifth Makalu!"
"Sixth Cho Oyu Peak!"
"..."
The interviewer's expression gradually became frozen, then gradually became irritable, and finally turned into complete madness!
"enough!"
"Who the hell are you?!"
Li Ze: "Guess?"
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Interviewer: "..."
"I guess a hammer!"
The interviewer's body was full of yin, watching Li Ze gnashing his teeth, he wished he could eat Li Ze on the spot!
"Do you know what we are doing here?"
Li Ze nodded and said seriously.
"I know!"
"Aren't you 'pain training' for entertainment?"
"Did you ask me to come for an interview this late at night? Otherwise, what am I doing here with you?"
Interviewer: "..."
"it is good!"
The third interviewer's eyes flickered with madness.
"Then why didn't you answer the question I asked you seriously?"
"Are you kidding me?"
Li Ze shook his head innocently.
"When did I play you?"
"The questions you ask me are basically answered!"
"I even gave you so many answers, you asked me the second peak, I told you so much, are you still not satisfied?"
Interviewer: "..."
Looking at Li Zelong's arrogant expression.
The interviewer was silent, and he began to think whether he was too irritable?
Is there nothing wrong with this kid himself?
Are you being too sensitive?
……
After pondering for a while, the third interviewer gave up.
"Fine……"
The third interviewer patted the fourth interviewer beside him with a look of eating shi.
He lowered his voice and said.
"You come to ask, and then explore the reality of this kid!"
"See if he is really tricky, I always feel that this kid is playing with me..."
The fourth interviewer nodded seriously!
"No problem, leave it to me!"
"..."
"Cough cough..."
Although the voice of the two communicating was very small, it was so small that ordinary people could never hear it.
but!
Li Ze is not an ordinary person, what the two of them said completely heard Li Ze's ears.
This made Li Ze laugh out loud.
"It's really a bunch of idiots, it's really not easy to be a ghost to this level!"
But Li Ze still had to pretend that he didn't understand something.
If you want to defeat the enemy, you must mentally collapse the enemy now!
Where is this?
"Um……"
The fourth interviewer groaned softly and asked tentatively.
"Young man, I'm asking a question that highlights your strengths. You must answer it seriously."
Li Ze nodded.
"You ask."
"Ok!"
The interviewer smiled slightly, feeling slightly relaxed.
It seems that this kid still has no major problems, it's just that the questions asked by the three people in front of him are not good enough.
He turned his head and glanced at the three previous interviewers with ease.
The fourth interviewer asked kindly.
"Young man, what we're looking for at Pain Training Entertainment is the best talent. You have to have something you are good at. Do you have it?"
The fourth interviewer looked at Li Ze expectantly.
"Please introduce it in detail!"
"You can use this to convince me to admit you!"
Li Ze's expression became serious, and he frowned.
Seems to be thinking about something.
After about 2 minutes, Li Ze spoke cautiously.
"If you want to say what I'm best at, it's..."
"Say no when the time is right!"
The fourth interviewer frowned.
"Oh?"
It was the first time he heard such a fresh and refined answer!
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