"Well……"
"You're crazy!"
Wu Yujia said to Li Ze without looking back.
"Didn't you see I was eating?"
"Hahahahaha..."
"It's so fragrant!"
"..."
"hiss……"
Li Ze was a little puzzled.
There is nothing wrong with this, why do you still fall in love with eating poisonous abalone rice?
Forget it's poisonous, I just added a lot of weird seasonings, isn't this woman a food blogger?
Shouldn't it be...
"Brother Ze..."
"It's a little weird."
Jiang Xun'er tugged on Li Ze's sleeve and said solemnly.
"What's wrong?"
Li Ze blinked.
"emmm..."
Jiang Xun'er scratched her head.
"Her voice doesn't sound right..."
"Oh?"
"Wu Yujia!"
"Are you ready?"
"Say a few words to me!"
"..."
"oops!"
Wu Yujia, who had her back to the two of them, suddenly became a little impatient, waved her hands behind her back, and said to Li Ze and Jiang Xun'er.
"Is it annoying?"
"Didn't you see people eating?"
"When you're full, I'll give you some delicious food. Don't bother me, okay?"
"..."
"hiss……"
After listening to Wu Yujia's voice, Li Ze's eyes lit up!
"Fuck!"
"It's really not right!"
"There seems to be something wrong with this woman's voice, like..."
Li Ze frowned.
For a while, I couldn't think of any sound to describe it.
"I see!"
Jiang Xun'er's eyes lit up.
"Her voice is like my voice when I wrap my mouth around Ozawa, it's husky!"
Li Ze: "..."
"Uh……"
"You can give examples as long as you give examples. It's enough to make a sound, and you don't need to be so vivid with a high amount!"
Jiang Xun'er: "..."
"A little bit!"
"Know it!"
……
"well!"
Li Ze frowned and didn't take a look, Wu Yujia, who frantically stuffed the food into his mouth, yelled loudly.
"Don't eat too much!"
"Turn around and show me, what's wrong with you?"
"Turn around!"
Wu Yujia's impatient voice reached their ears.
the next moment.
Wu Yujia turned around directly, staring at Li Ze and Jiang Xun'er with wide eyes!
……
If... it was Wu Yujia from before, with his eyes wide open, Li Zexing might still be able to say something cute!
but now……
Look at the woman with a pig's head in front of her!
Li Ze and Jiang Xun'er were shocked instantly, and shouted in unison!
"Who the hell are you?"
"Where did Wu Yujia go?"
"..."
Pig-headed woman: "What are you talking about?"
"I am Wu Yujia!"
"It's like a fake replacement!"
"..."
"fart!"
Li Ze stared at the pig-headed woman in front of him, and said righteously.
"You don't even look at how you look like a pig, it's like a pig walking upright, fuck you!"
"Pong!"
Li Ze reached out with a heavy hammer.
It hit the pig-headed woman directly on the face, and continued angrily.
"Let the fuck you impersonate!"
"Pong!"
"Still pretending?"
"what!"
The pig-headed woman let out a scream!
"I'm really Wu Yujia!"
"fart!"
"Still sophistry!"
"Pong!"
Chapter 223 You just know how to laugh!
"Ding dong!"
The pig-headed woman was directly punched to the ground by Li Ze. The huge pig's head broke through the floor and fell into the deep ground.
"you……"
"You really don't want to fight!"
"You believe in me, you believe that I am really Wu Yujia!"
"Pooh!"
Li Ze spit thick phlegm directly towards the floor!
"You said you were Wu Yujia, so you are Wu Yujia?"
"I'm still Wu Yanzu!"
"What do you have to prove that you are Wu Yujia?"
"..."
"prove?"
The pig-headed girl who fell on the ground was taken aback.
"I……"
After hesitating for a while, the pig-headed girl seemed to remember something, and said to Li Ze with bright eyes.
"I……"
"Let me tell you about Wu Yujia's measurements!"
"And Wu Yujia's physical characteristics!"
"This will prove that I am Wu Yujia!"
"Oh?"
Li Ze's eyes lit up instantly, and then he looked at the pig-headed girl lying on the ground and said.
"Then tell me, what is Wu Yujia's figure?"
"Ok!"
The pig-headed girl nodded fiercely.
"In order to prove that I am Wu Yujia, you can click on Wu Yujia's Baidu Encyclopedia, first you can see what her measurements are, and then you can use a ruler to measure mine, and that will prove it!"
"hiss……"
Li Ze gasped directly.
"Turtle!"
"Wu Yujia already has Baidu Encyclopedia?"
"It's incredible!"
"but……"
Li Ze's eyes lit up.
"That's not a bad idea!"
"it is good!"
Li Ze no longer hesitated, directly took out the 8849 titanium mobile phone in his pocket, and opened Baidu Encyclopedia.Search for Wu Yujia directly.
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