I am not a serious young man

Knowing Zheng Jian's weird temper, Xu Ziling immediately said, "Brother, I'll see you off."

Zheng Jian smiled, "No, you just need to accompany the guests well."

After finishing speaking, Zheng Jian strode out of the tavern.

Li Shimin looked at Zheng Jian's back with some astonishment in his eyes. He didn't understand why he intended to befriend Zheng Jian twice in a row, but Zheng Jian was always lukewarm...

"Brother Shimin, my elder brother has such a temper, he doesn't stick to trifles, so don't worry about it." Xu Ziling comforted.

This time Zheng Jian didn't mean not to give Li Shimin face, but he noticed a breath staring at him intentionally or unintentionally.

After Zheng Jian went out, he turned left and right, and the breath behind him persistently chased after him.

It wasn't until he got out of the city and came to the bank of Luoshui that Zheng Jian stopped, and said lightly, "You're not tired after following me all the way!"

There was a sound of fluttering clothes, and immediately there was a figure in front of Zheng Jian.

Seen from the back, the visitor was slender and elegant, with jet-black hair tied up in a scholarly bun, exuding an elegant and unrestrained aura.

"I heard that Brother Zheng has won one of the volumes of "Heavenly Demon Strategy". I really want to read it, but I don't know if Brother Zheng is willing?"

Zheng Jian: "If you want to see it, I will see it? Then where will I save my face?"

Um?No resentment worth it?

The visitor turned around, facing the breeze from Luoshui, a light blue gown fluttered with the wind, and his facial features were extremely beautiful, just like the person in the painting, with an ancient sword on his back, so graceful, when It is really indescribably elegant and natural.

"Brother Zheng, hello, my surname is Qin, and my single name is Sichuan."

Zheng Jian was taken aback, Qin Chuan?

He knows who it is!

The successor of Cihang Jingzhai's generation, Shi Feixuan!

Heh, woman, do you think I can't recognize you if you put on a vest?

However, Zheng Jian didn't point it out, he would often look at the crab with cold eyes, and see how long you will run amok?

"How good am I? What's so good about me? Is it so handsome?" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Qin Chuan, that is, Concubine Shixuan gasped, who else would talk like this?

No, the banks of Luoshui are much warmer...

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +100.

"I didn't mean that, it was just..."

Concubine Shixuan just wanted to explain, but Zheng Jian interrupted before finishing, "Then what do you mean? Am I not handsome?"

Concubine Xuan: "..."

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +150.

Concubine Shixuan took a deep breath and tried her best to calm down. She found out that this person was really difficult to communicate with as rumored.

She slowed down for a moment before saying in a deep voice, "Brother Zheng, can we have a good conversation like normal people?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said, "How am I not like a normal person?"

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +200.

Concubine Shixuan's chest was heaving up and down, and she could feel that her anger was gradually accumulating...

Zheng Jian looked at Shi Feixuan, a little dissatisfied, so stingy?A woman disguised as a man must be because the baby's granary is being strangled too tightly...

"Let me ask you a question, do you know the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period?"

Shi Feixuan didn't understand why he asked this, but she still nodded, "I know a little bit."

Zheng Jian burst out laughing, "No way? You look like a well-educated man, you know a little about the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period?"

Concubine Shixuan: "..." Can't you hear my humble words?

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +300.

Shi Feixuan found out that she and Zheng Jian couldn't speak normally, so she hurriedly said: "I know it very well! What's wrong?"

Zheng Jian nodded suspiciously, "Really? If you don't know anything, just tell me. I won't laugh at you."

Concubine Shixuan wanted to draw her sword a little bit, and said word by word: "What do you want to ask, just say it!"

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +400.

Zheng Jian said solemnly: "How many heroes are there in the Warring States Period?"

"Seven! Qi Chuyan Han Zhao Weiqin!"

"How many acres of land does each country have? How many people are there? How many men are there, and how many women are there?"

Shi Feixuan: "I..."

She wants to hit someone!How many acres of land?You can really ask!

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +666.

Zheng Jian saw that the value of resentment gradually went up, so he was satisfied, and joked: "Didn't you say that you are very clear? Why, this is not an answer?"

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Chapter 187 Don't Ask

Concubine Shixuan bit her lower lip tightly, with mixed emotions in her heart, she thought and thought, but who can answer this question?

Zheng Jian looked at Shi Feixuan who was about to be driven crazy, and smiled.

"Don't you know? Don't you know very well?"

Concubine Shixuan said stubbornly: "You know what you are talking about, let me listen to it."

Zheng Jian stood with his hands behind his back, "What's so difficult about this? The seven heroes of the Warring States Period, each country has no more than 1000 million mu of land! The population, each has no more than 500 million people. Among them, each country has no more than 500 million men. There are no more than [-] million women! Isn't this simple? Can't even answer this?"

Concubine Shixuan was dumbfounded, "You...how can you answer like this? Doesn't it mean you didn't say anything?"

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +666.

Zheng Jian spread his hands, "Is there something wrong?"

Concubine Shixuan: "..." That's true.

"Okay, this question is a bit difficult for you! Now, let me ask you a question that an enlightened child can answer."

Concubine Shixuan was not convinced, "Why ask Kaimeng, if you have the ability, you can ask someone who is more advanced!"

"Okay, okay, I can answer it if I read "Historical Records", okay? It's still a historical question! Listen carefully, the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period are obviously seven countries. Why did Qin Shihuang sweep Liuhe and only destroy six countries?"

Concubine Shixuan: "..." This person is definitely sick!

"No matter how ruthless Qin Shihuang is, he can't kill himself!" Shi Feixuan gritted her teeth and said, can a healthy person ask this crazy question?

Zheng Jian nodded, and sped up his speech, "Yes! The response is quite fast! Then let me ask you again, you have aunts, third aunts, and younger aunts. Excuse me, where did the second aunt go?"

Listen, can you ask such a question after 20 years of cerebral thrombosis?

Concubine Shixuan was taken aback, "Second, Second Aunt... Second Aunt left early, died?"

Zheng Jian laughed loudly, "Wrong! Because your mother is ranked second, aren't you stupid!"

Concubine Shixuan was taken aback for a moment, and then couldn't help stomping her feet fiercely, she was surrounded by this guy!

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +999.

"It's finally 999, tsk tsk, as expected of Concubine Shixuan, I finally got to 999 after being so swayed by me!" Zheng Jian smiled inwardly, but on the surface he was calm.

Concubine Shi's angry face was swollen into a bun, she even forgot that she is now a woman disguised as a man...

"Okay, then I'll test you too! How easy is going to be difficult, let's continue!" Shi Feixuan thought for a while.

Zheng Jian blurted out: "The east wind is weak and the flowers are gone!"

Concubine Shixuan: "...you are such a mess, this is Emperor Wei Wen's "Yan Ge Xing", and the next line is the mountains and rivers are long and the road is long!"

Zheng Jian said convincingly: "Hey, don't worry about it! I think I'm a good match! You just let me pick it up, right?"

The concubine is angry.

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +999.

Concubine Shixuan thought for a while, and then said: "There is a path under the Jiashu, Tao and Li in Dongyuan. You are right!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a moment, and said, "Sit up in shock, the clown is you!"

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +999.

Concubine Shixuan: "How generous is a strong man, he wants to swallow all wastes!"

Zheng Jian: "Why don't you drink Dukang, and forget all your worries when you get drunk!"

Concubine Shixuan: "Life has a destiny, An Nengxing sighs and sits and worries!"

Zheng Jian: "There is a way to heaven if you don't take it, learn from the sea and work hard!"

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan +1999!

Concubine Shixuan pulled out the Sekong sword behind her with a "clang", and she felt that she was on the verge of explosion.

Zheng Jian said calmly: "Is it gone? You fell down before I exerted any strength?"

He speeded up his speech, "I still have more, listen carefully! There is a girl next door who has just grown up, and she is as powerful as a mountain! Also, the light rain on Tianjie is as moist as crisp, and then playing music and dancing. Come again, On the side of the ancient road outside the long pavilion, a group of egrets go up to the blue sky; red crispy yellow rattan wine, two orioles singing green willows! Not only poetry, but I can also write. If friends come from afar, you must first work hard, work hard, and be hungry. His body and skin are empty, his behavior is disturbed, and then dozens of lashes are whipped, and he is driven out of other courtyards..."

Shi Feixuan only felt that her eyes were dark, and Zheng Jian's voice was like a spell that disturbed Shi Feixuan's state of mind...

"How about it, do you feel that your head is buzzing? Does this feel like... The wind suddenly blows, and the pool of spring water is wrinkled, and you sit up in shock when you are dying, and the old man has a thousand miles to go!"

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +1999, +1999, +1999.

"Shut up!" Shi Feixuan finally went berserk, "You ruined so many good sentences!"

She obviously belongs to the type who has read a lot of poetry and books. How can she not hear many good sentences in Zheng Jian's sentences, but the follow-up is really... unbearable!

"Puchi... Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!" At this moment, a voice came from a tree not far away.

Zheng Jian turned his head, "Wu Wan! You are still laughing, if you are not convinced, come and try to fight me for [-] rounds?"

Concubine Shixuan also saw Wan Hou sitting on a branch with bare feet, and her eyes changed in an instant.

The moment Wan Hou and Shi Feixuan made eye contact, the smile also subsided.

Once the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win, and there are countless in the world.

The moment the two women looked at each other, they had already confirmed each other's identity without words, and they knew that each other was their lifelong enemy!

The momentum spread, and the two sides suddenly became tense.

"Master Concubine Xuan, I'd like to see how much you've learned about Cihang Jingzhai!"

"Wuhou, what a coincidence, I also want to see how high your Heavenly Demon Kungfu has been practiced!"

At this time, Zheng Jian felt as if he had become a superfluous person.

Alas, it's clearly a story of three people, but I don't deserve a name!

Can Zheng Jian let these two women steal his leading role?Of course it can't, right!

He pondered for a while, and sang aloud: "Say goodbye to all troubles... Say hi to all happiness... I checked my eyes, I met the right person, I swung my sword and turned around, and the horse's hooves ran like thunder..."

Concubine Xuan: "..."

婠婠: "..."

The resentment value from Concubine Shixuan was +999, and her mood, which had finally calmed down, was a little unstable again.

The resentment value from Houhou is +999, what a messy tune this is singing!It was just torturing her ears!

"Shut up!" Shi Feixuan and Wan Hou said in unison, just as they finished speaking, they looked at each other again and said in unison: "Why are you imitating me?"

"Puchi..." Zheng Jian smiled unkindly.

"Are you still laughing?" Shi Feixuan and Wan Wan said in unison again.

"Are you still learning?" The two said in unison again.

Zheng Jian couldn't stand it any longer, "I said, the tacit understanding between the two of you is incredible! Could it be that you two have a tacit understanding in the legend? Or are you actually twins? When you were born, you were separated from each other, and you were separated by Cihang Jingzhai. and the Yingui faction are under the sect respectively..."