I am not a serious young man
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Another two peaceful days passed. Along the way, Zheng Jian had already spotted the little tail hanging far behind him.
One by one, their whereabouts were surreptitious, scurrying around, secretly following Zheng Jian.
That night, Zheng Jian stopped at an inn in the town to rest.
As the night was getting darker, Zheng Jian lay on the bed and complained, "How can you be so calm! I've given the opportunity like this, why don't you come?"
Zheng Jian is the most annoying to wait for others!
As the saying goes, you are afraid that she will not come, but you are also afraid that she will mess around!
At this moment, a faint sound of the piano came, and there seemed to be a lingering, irreversible sadness in the sound of the piano. When Zheng Jian listened, he suddenly felt that a huge stone weighed on his heart.
Zheng Jian's heart moved, "Finally someone can't wait anymore."
At that moment, he turned over and got out of bed, walked out through the window, followed the sound of the piano, and chased him all the way.
The sound of the zither was near and far, and Zheng Jian was also chasing after him. After leaving the town, he drove for two or three miles before he saw a light in the forest.
When I came closer, I found that the place was surrounded by light gauze on all sides, with lights lit inside, and a figure in yellow clothes was facing Zheng Jian with his back, playing the piano leisurely.
Just looking at this back figure is enough to drive countless men in the world crazy, it is truly infinitely beautiful.
Zheng Jian approached slowly with the tear-stained sword in his hand, stood a few feet behind the woman, pondered for a while, and chanted: "The big strings are like torrential rain, and the small strings are like whispers. The chaotic strings are mixed... the big pig The little pig rushed out of the pen!"
"Zheng!"
The sound of the piano stagnated and stopped suddenly.
The resentment value from Houhou +666.
Hou Hou didn't get up, and said in a gentle voice: "Listen to the first three sentences, it is undoubtedly a good sentence, since the young master has such a literary talent, why do you want to humiliate the temperament, and at the same time humiliate yourself..."
The sound of the piano is nice, and the voice of Wanhou is even better. At this time, the voice came at a leisurely pace, making people want to see the true face of the owner of the voice.
Zheng Jian was taken aback for a moment, and immediately realized, what the hell, he blurted out the words and even scolded himself...
How embarrassing!
However, as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's Wan Wan who is embarrassed!
Zheng Jian said with a smile: "That's why many people say that my mouth is very poisonous. You can see that, when I become poisonous, even I scold myself! Just ask if you are afraid?"
婠婠: "..."
Zheng Jian walked slowly to the front of the houhou, and saw a rather delicate wooden pier in front of him, so he sat down and glanced at the legendary number one beauty in the Tang Dynasty.
The beauty of Houhou is really soul-stirring. Even though Zheng Jian has seen many peerless beauties, Shan Wanjing, Murong Qiudi, and Yue Lingshan are all top-notch beauties, but they are still a little inferior to the Houhou in front of him. Three points, the figure is undulating, the skin is more than snow and full of elasticity, the beauty is not like ordinary people, especially her bare feet, crystal clear...
Looking at the beautiful Wanhou who looks like an elf, Zheng Jian paused, and then said: "Speaking of literary talent, I'm not boasting, but I really have ink in my stomach! I'll chant a song for you right now, just listen!"
"May I ask where is the restaurant? The shepherd boy pulls out the weeping willows upside down. White wine, rice wine and wine, men and women drink together for a night."
Wan Wan: "..." How dare I praise him for his literary talents?
She looked at Zheng Jian with distaste and said, "You really can't be judged by appearances! You look pretty good, and what kind of crooked poems are you singing! What's more, it's gold and jade, but it's a mess!"
Zheng Jian immediately became unconvinced, and retorted: "Hey, as the saying goes: a man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle!"
Wan Wan was stunned again.
The resentment value from Houhou +666.
She glared at Zheng Jian, no matter how she looked at it, she found this person disgusting, "Why are you so fussy! It is said that the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, why do you want to argue with a weak woman like me here?"
Zheng Jian pursed his lips, and immediately continued: "No, it is said that if you have a grudge, you are not a gentleman, and you are not a husband without poison. I am not your man. What does it matter to me if you are a weak woman?"
Houhou suddenly became angry, and the resentment value from Houhou was +666.
Hou Hou was slightly annoyed, "I don't believe I can't say no to you! As the saying goes, if you don't have long-term considerations, you must have near-term worries. If you are still like this, you will surely suffer bloody disasters in the near future!"
Zheng Jian glared back at Wan Hou, "As the saying goes, if you are drunk today, you don't care about tomorrow's right and wrong! I don't know if I will have a bloody disaster, but I am sure and sure. You will definitely have a bloody disaster within a month." !"
The resentment value from Houhou +666.
Wan Hou didn't budge, and said coldly: "As the saying goes, sickness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth. Why do you say that I will be bloody within a month?"
Zheng Jian didn't show any weakness, "As the saying goes, you can tell everything you know, and you can talk endlessly! I'm just reminding you kindly. As for why, why, are you irregular or postmenopausal?"
Suddenly, Hou Hou felt as if his head had been hammered heavily, and the humming sounded non-stop.
The resentment value from Houhou +1999.
Zheng Jian smiled and said: "You are so young, you must have menstrual blood, within a month there will be a bloody disaster, am I wrong?" Fight with me, you are still a little tender!
"How is it? Are you convinced? Do you want to discuss a few more words?" Zheng Jian said with a cheap smile.
Wan Wannen blushed slightly and scolded: "You idiot!"
Zheng Jian raised his head, "What's wrong with Dengtuzi? Sima Xiangru also wrote "Dengtuzi Shanglin Lustful Fu". Is there a problem?"
Houhou: "...It's "Dengtuzi's Lustful Fu", and it was written by Song Yu! "Shanglin Fu" was written by Sima Xiangru! You are so ignorant, I still treat you like you Brilliantly written."
The resentment value from Houhou +999.
Zheng Jian laughed loudly, "What's the use of a brilliant literary talent? As the saying goes, a scholar who is useless is a scholar! If I was really a scholar, I would have been killed by you a long time ago? Do you think I am right, the little Yingui sect Goblin?"
Houhou's expression remained unchanged, a trace of surprise flashed across Mei's suffocating pretty face, and then she quietly sighed: "So you know me! That's right, if you dare to wait for us to come, how can you not know my identity? My concubine's name is Wanhou, I have met Mr. Poison Tongue, and the reputation of Poison Tongue is well-deserved!"
Zheng Jian: "...Damn it!" You are the poisonous tongue gentleman, your whole family is! !
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Chapter 181 Zheng Jian: At that glance, I almost fell in love
It's not the first time Zheng Jian has heard the title "Poison Tongue Langjun".
So he was very upset, "Wuhou, I have to correct you, you can call a certain Huitian swordsman, you can also call a certain family Huitian Great Demon King, but don't call it a poisonous tongue..."
"The last one who called me that was your uncle Bianbu! Hehe, he has been cold for a long time...I advise you to drink rat tail juice."
Seeing Zheng Jian so angry, Wan Hou immediately felt comfortable, "Everyone says that there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames! You are a poisonous tongue! Hee hee~~~"
Zheng Jian: "...sit up in shock while dying, the clown is actually me! Woman, you are playing with fire!"
The corner of Wan Wan's mouth curled up, "Hey, why don't you speak up?"
She wasn't afraid of Zheng Jian's threat at all, instead she stretched lazily, and suddenly the pair of baby granaries swelled up high, and the beautiful scenery was on the dangerous peak!
Zheng Jian glanced at it, and said with a smile: "You are really a dung beetle flying on the clouds-you are so beautiful!"
The resentment value from Houhou +1999.
Wan Hou's face immediately froze. For a woman, beauty is always the most important thing, and Zheng Jian's words undoubtedly made Hou Hou burst into resentment. Is there such a description?
There was a trace of coldness in her eyes, and she slowly lowered her hair with her bare hands, and as she shook her head lightly, her hair rose in the air.
In an instant, everything around her moved, Suqin flew to one side, and the surrounding veils were all concentrating in her direction, even Zheng Jian who was sitting in front of her had a terrible feeling of wanting to lean forward.
"Heavenly Demon Art"!
The most profound martial arts of the Yingui sect is also the most essential part of "Tian Mo Ce".
At this time, Houhou unfolded it with every gesture, as if she had turned into a black hole, and the surrounding space was twisting and collapsing around her.
Although Zheng Jian knew about the "Heavenly Demon Art" of the Yingui sect, it was the first time he had seen it. With a long laugh, the tear-stained sword "Qiang" was unsheathed, and a terrifying sword energy was slashed towards Houhou's charming body.
Houhou's figure was extremely graceful, and when he turned around slightly, the sword energy Zheng Jian slashed seemed to sink into a terrifying vortex, becoming distorted, and finally completely sucked dry by the force field around Houhou .
"What a powerful 'Heavenly Demon Art'. It is indeed the most outstanding descendant of the Yingui Sect in history!" Zheng Jian laughed loudly. The "Seal of Immortality" in his body was running, and the exercise resisted Houhou's heavenly magic force field.
"There are more exciting things to come..." Wan Wan said softly, her beautiful eyes were mesmerizing, and her figure became erratic and unpredictable like a ghost, walking through Zheng Jian's sword energy like a fish in water Children are generally natural and beautiful.
At the same time, her hands shot out two white ribbons, sweeping towards Zheng Jian with a strange force.
Zheng Jianjian was among them, and only then did he truly understand the horror of "Heavenly Demon Kungfu". He had to control his body shape and position all the time. Houhou's Heavenly Demon Kungfu is indeed powerful, and it has reached the state of sending and receiving freely. , ever-changing, for a while Zheng Jian was sucked in front of her, while Zheng Jian was resisting with kung fu, suddenly the terrifying suction turned into repulsion, making Zheng Jian hard to guard against, so that the sword energy was also out of standard.
"Okay! Then you might as well take a look at my move, pay back the truth with a lie!" Zheng Jian finally got used to it, and immediately launched a fierce counterattack.
The sword light all over the sky disappeared, leaving only the tear-stained sword in Zheng Jian's hand. At the edge of the sword, the sword energy was condensed into a sword gang, and the rings of gang energy were clicked out. Each of the rings has a terrifying power The most important thing is that the first form of "Seven Illusions of Immortality" focuses on the meaning rather than the reality, and includes all kinds of changes.
The terrifying aura pushed back all of Wanhou's ribbons, and even Wanhou's pretty face changed.
"This is... "Seven Illusions of Immortality"!" Houhou was shocked, and she found that her heavenly magic force field was a little powerless when faced with this pose.
Because Zheng Jian's figure became more erratic than her at this moment, as if it was everywhere up and down, left, right, front, back, but nowhere, and her omnipotent Heavenly Demon Art seemed to have lost its focus.
"Phantom Demon Body Technique!" Houhou's face changed drastically, "Who is the evil king?"
Zheng Jian smiled, "Guess?"
The terrifying power condensed by the tear-stained sword in his hand finally erupted. Taking advantage of the mood swings brought about by "returning the virtual for the real", Zheng Jian seized the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to directly shake Wanhou's heavenly magic force field completely. Falling, the power of sending and receiving from the heart was completely washed away.
Wan Wan's elegance disappeared, replaced by fear, she immediately floated and then retreated more than ten feet before standing still.
Where the two fought, Qingsha had already been cut and shattered by countless sword qi.
Zheng Jian and Hou Wan stood facing each other, each standing on the top of a tree.
"Why don't you fight anymore? Are you afraid?" Zheng Jian couldn't help teasing as he looked at the barefooted Houhou.
At this time, Wan Hou calmed down a little, and said with a light smile: "I didn't expect you to be able to master the evil king's stunt, no wonder you have the guts to snatch the "Dafa of Dao Heart and Demon Planting" and appear here in such a grandiose... You underestimated the enemy, and you were frightened by the evil king's unique skills, but next time, when you are ready to make a comeback, Brother Zheng may not be so easy."
She raised her incomparably beautiful face, she gave Zheng Jian a half-joyed and half-annoyed look, put her hands back into her sleeves, and then drifted away like a fairy, gradually disappearing into the distance...
Rao Zheng Jian was used to seeing strong winds and waves, and his heartbeat was still a little accelerated by Houhou's look, so that he had no intention of chasing him at all.
"Oh my god, Houhou is indeed a peerless enchantress. I have been tested for a long time, and my soul was almost taken away!"
The fight between the two this time was just a taste of it, and neither of them played their cards.
Zheng Jian hadn't used the mystical spirit yet, and Houhou also kept one of the three treasures of their Yin Gui Sect, the "Tianmo Double Slash", which was useless. It is even more powerful.
"Only the No. 17 Heavenly Demon Kungfu has such terrifying power. Once you break through the No. 18 realm, you can imagine the strength of Wanhou... Now she is no less powerful than Zhu Yuyan." ... No wonder anyone who dares to come to me alone..."
After the battle with Houhou, he faintly felt that "Seven Illusions of Immortality", as the culmination of the cheap master Lao Pei's martial arts, had a little restraint on the "Heavenly Demon Art" of the Yingui School.
As soon as he thought about it, Zheng Jian thought of another beautiful woman who gathered the spirit of heaven and earth, Shi Feixuan.
"However, it's only because of being so amazing that Houhou is so beautiful, and her fateful opponent, Shi Feixuan, must be the same."
Zheng Jian suddenly had an idea, "The little world of Tang Dynasty has these two crouching dragons and phoenix chicks at the same time, and it's a big deal. If I don't get a lot of master concubine, I, Zheng Jian, will be called a 'poisonous tongue boy' in vain." Jun'! Bah, bah, bah, it should be a vain title of 'Huitian Great Demon King'!"
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Chapter 182 Bold assumptions, careful verification
Back at the inn, Zheng Jian sat cross-legged on the bed, and began to think about the battle with Houhou just now.
How strong is the Heavenly Demon Art?
To be honest, Zheng Jian didn't really think that the Heavenly Demon Kungfu was so powerful before he fought with Wanhou.
However, after Zheng Jian experienced it himself tonight, he realized that this magic skill really deserves its reputation. Perhaps in terms of the highest achievement, "Heavenly Demon Dafa" is not as good as "Dao Heart Planting Demon Dafa" which can reach the broken level, but its advantage lies in It's relatively easy to practice. Zhu Yuyan was able to practice to the seventeenth level, but the reason why she didn't reach the top was because she broke her body. After Wan Wan practiced it to the eighteenth level, she even beat the concubine Xuan Ban who was close to the level of sword heart clarity. raise.
In contrast, although the "Dafa of Dao Heart and Demon Planting" has higher achievements, it is really difficult to practice. It needs to break the secret of life and death. To put it simply, it is to go from life to death and then reincarnate several times...
Moreover, this battle is only a taste of the sky, and Zheng Jian has only initially experienced the Heavenly Demon Kungfu. "Tianmo Dafa" is not only the Heavenly Demon Kung Fu, but also the Heavenly Demon Qi and the Heavenly Demon Sound. Quality, to put it bluntly, means that it can absorb the opponent's skill for its own use, while Tianmoyin belongs to the secret skill of sound attack, which can make people's mind hallucinate.
From this point of view, "Tianmo Dafa" includes internal strength, moves, spiritual state and other aspects. No wonder it is called the most essential part of "Tianmo Strategies".
"Hey, that's interesting! "The Seal of Immortality" can quickly switch between life and death qi, and transform the opponent's true qi into your own qi... This is inexplicably similar to the demonic qi..."
Zheng Jian's heart suddenly moved, and he found a blind spot.
"Tsk tsk, old Pei, old Pei, you are so awesome!" Zheng Jian praised sincerely.
Boldly assume, carefully verify!
Lao Pei's "Seal of Immortality" is a fusion of two completely different martial arts from the Butian Pavilion and the Huajian School, and then changed his vest to worship under the four holy monks, studied Buddhism, and absorbed the principles of Buddhism, and finally completed it Yes, what does this mean?
This shows that in order to create the "Seal of Immortality", Lao Pei didn't care about any reputation at all, even if he went to Buddhism for it.
Then things are very reasonable. When Lao Pei and Zhu Yuyan are in a hot relationship, if they want to watch "Heavenly Demon Dafa", will Zhu Yuyan refuse?
If you even give your body, what is "The Heavenly Demon Dafa"?
Of course, with Lao Pei's pride, he naturally disdains to practice "Heavenly Demon Dafa", but this does not prevent him from drawing inspiration from it, thus laying the foundation for creating "Immortal Seal".
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