I am not a serious young man
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"Your uncle, when did labor and capital beat up the old shopkeeper? Today, I, You Niaojuan, must kill you!"
The resentment value from You Niaojuan is +999.
You Niaojuan swears that he has never seen such a cheap guy. In comparison, the demon girls of the Yingui Sect are much better than this guy...
2000years later...
You Niaojuan stood in the tavern and panted heavily...
Zheng Jian calmly stood not far from You Niaojuan...
The old shopkeeper ran out a long time ago, watching from a distance, wanting to cry without tears...
The reason is very simple, the tavern was almost demolished by the big villain You Niaojuan...
In the tavern, there was a big hole in the east wall, the west wall had already collapsed, and half of the roof of the tavern collapsed. At this time, the two stood facing each other in the really small broken tavern.
Zheng Jian glanced around, "Look, you still said you didn't dismantle it?"
You Niaojuan: "..."
"Look, let's all come and see... The master of the rivers and lakes, You Niaojuan, the hero, sees the road is uneven, and the tavern is demolished!"
"The shopkeeper said, he won't do it, he won't do it, the hundred-year-old signature has been passed down from generation to generation, and the earning is not fast, but he is familiar with people, and he is quite comfortable..."
The weird tone came out of Zheng Jian's mouth, which immediately gave You Niaojuan an urge to want to die, why not demolish a tavern, what is it to him, You Niaojuan?
But being sung by this guy like no one else, You Niaojuan felt very uncomfortable...
The resentment value from You Niaojuan is +999.
"pay!"
"If you break it, you have to pay for it!"
Outside the door, among the crowd of onlookers, whoever took the lead and shouted such a sentence, everyone immediately shouted in unison...
You Niaojuan immediately stared outside, "Do you all want to die?"
The crowd outside was suddenly silent.
Zheng Jian laughed loudly, "Yeah, I'm so scared! Everyone, don't be afraid, if he doesn't pay today, I, Zheng, will be the first to spare him!"
You Niaojuan: "..."
He groped on his body, found a bag of broken silver, threw it casually, and immediately landed in front of the old shopkeeper, "I will pay you!"
Then, You Niaojuan cast a vicious glance at Zheng Jian, jumped out of the tavern...
Zheng Jian took a deep look at the direction in which You Niaojuan left, and did not stop him, because he knew that, judging from the "perverted" You Niaojuan's grievances, this guy would definitely find him again.
Xiang Yutian's four major disciples are all senior brothers, so the whole family should be tidy...
I'm waiting for your team to come!The group destruction package is always a good deal...
"Thank you, hero!" The old shopkeeper didn't expect that there would be compensation, and immediately fell to his knees in the dust, weeping uncontrollably.
Zheng Jian was a little embarrassed, "Thank you, today's incident was also caused by me, that guy lost, I also apologize!" Zheng Jian took out a large piece of silver from his arms. The ingot was placed in the hands of the old shopkeeper.
Although Zheng Jian is cheap, he still has a bottom line. If he really wants to ignore it, it's not Zheng Jian.
Leaving the small town, Zheng Jian pretended to be sightseeing and walked slowly along the way.
He is waiting for You Niaojuanyao to come back...
It didn't make Zheng Jian wait too long. At night, when Zheng Jian was resting in a ruined temple, his expression suddenly changed, "Here we come..."
As soon as the words fell, the sound of clothes fluttering came from outside the temple, and immediately the entire temple gate was unloaded, and it was thrown towards Zheng Jian with terrifying force.
Zheng Jian opened his eyes, flew up, put his feet on the temple gate, and rushed out.
There were one person standing on each side of him, four people in total, surrounding Zheng Jian.
Standing opposite Zheng Jian was the "perverted" You Niaojuan who left with hatred during the day.
"Yo, we met again, brother donkey face?" Zheng Jian said with a smile.
"Puchi..." A coquettish smile suddenly came from Zheng Jianjian's side.
The resentment value from You Niaojuan is +999.
"Death is imminent and you don't even know it!" You Niaojuan said coldly. Now that he has invited his junior and junior sisters, the four of them join forces, and he has absolute confidence.
"Who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru?" Zheng Jian pondered for a moment, then smiled, "Ahem, I forgot, you don't even know who Liang Jingru is...you wink at the blind..."
"Hahahaha, boy, listen carefully, this old man is 'reversing' You Niaojuan!"
"I'm Ding Jiuzhong!"
"A certain Zhou laotan!"
"My slave's 'Mei Niangzi' golden ring is real, my little brother is so handsome!" Zheng Jian said delicately with a woman standing beside her.
"Dare to mess with us, boy, you are doomed today, no one can save you!" You Niaojuan said, looking at Zheng Jian as if he was looking at a dead person.
……
Chapter 171 If you feel happy, just clap your hands~
Outside the Poshan Temple, Zheng Jian was surrounded by You Niaojuan.
However, Zheng Jian didn't panic at all, and even had the mood to continue teasing.
"Listen, listen, look at your tone of voice, it's really a dung beetle sitting on the beam of the house—what kind of airs are you putting on!"
You Niaojuan's group of four suddenly changed their expressions!
The resentment value from You Niaojuan is +999, burning with anger!
The resentment value from Ding Jiuzhong was +666, and the anger came from his heart.
The resentment value from Zhou Laotan was +300, and the old face was slightly angry.
Jin Huanzhen: A happy face ((o)ノ).
Zheng Jian: "???" Damn, isn't this woman poisonous?The other three people were blown away when they heard it. This woman is actually excited instead of resentment?
It's a wolf.
No, even You Niaojuan couldn't stand it anymore, and scolded: "Junior Sister, are you still laughing?" The donkey's face stretched three inches!
Jin Huanzhen: "If I don't laugh, is it possible that I still cry?"
Ding Jiuchong: "Junior Sister, which side are you on?"
Jin Huanzhen: "..." After realizing it, he quickly put on an appearance of fighting against the enemy.
Zheng Jian almost laughed out loud, "Fuck, are you talking about cross talk? Hey, I said You Niaolan, you said you are so arrogant all day, why don't you go to the sky and stand side by side with the sun?"
Yu Niao was stunned for a moment...
Seeing this, Zheng Jian said again: "What? I didn't understand, so let me put it another way! Why don't you go into the water and talk to bastards!"
"puff……"
Now, they understood everything, except for You Niaojuan, the other three couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The resentment value from You Niaojuan is +1999.
The atmosphere changed instantly...
What about the saber-rattling that was agreed?What about the evil spirits that were promised?
You Niaojuan only felt a surge of blood rushing upwards, he couldn't take it anymore, thinking that he was listed as one of the eight masters of the Demon Sect, how had he ever been so insulted?
"Kill him!" You Niaojuan yelled, and punched Zheng Jian at the same time. This time, he really hated Zheng Jian to death, and the first shot was a ruthless move!
Seeing this, Ding Jiuchong and Zhou Laotan rushed to attack. They really hated Zheng Jian's mouth...
Jin Huanzhen was still smiling coquettishly, and at the same time floating lightly towards Zheng Jian, he said: "Brother, it's better to follow the elder sister, the elder sister not only saves your life, but also allows you to enjoy infinite beauty."
The four masters besieged, not to mention, the momentum was really fierce, if it was an ordinary person, it would be a little panic.
But today's Zheng Jian, how can he take these four people who are the first to sell the label in his eyes, and the tear-stained sword doesn't even need to be unsheathed!
I saw Zheng Jian unfolding the "Phantom Demon Body Technique", four shadows suddenly appeared in the void, and they greeted the four masters at the same time!
"duang!"
The most powerful You Niaojuan was directly smashed on the chest by the scabbard, vomiting blood and flying back!
Then, Ding Jiuchong and Zhou Laotan were also knocked down by Zheng Jian.
Jin Huan was so frightened that her face turned pale. Just as she was about to slip away, she saw the tear-stained sword stopped in front of her neck.
In just a split second, the evil emperor of the Xieji sect charged at Yutian's four major disciples...
"Hey, all of you are vicious, and you want to tear me apart, and you want to smash me into ashes, why do you just do this?"
"I haven't exerted any strength yet, you fell down!" Zheng Jian said with a cheap smile.
You Niaojuan vomited another mouthful of blood when he heard the words, and was pissed off.
"If you want to kill or cut, take it as you please! Today I will be a grandfather!" Ding Jiuzhong shouted rather stubbornly.
"Hey, if you want to kill him, kill him, don't kill me! Spare me..." Zhou Laotan became anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly shouted.
Zheng Jian smiled, "Know current affairs! Very good, what's your name... Zhou... Zhou old man? Very good, I appreciate you."
Old Zhou sighed: "..."
The resentment value from Zhou Laotan +666.
"As for your tough bones...it's okay, I'll smash all your bones to see if you can still get tough?" Zheng Jian showed his white teeth, and the smile fell on Ding Jiuchong's eyes, no different from a devil.
"You...you can't be humiliated! You, you are a devil!" Ding Jiuzhong yelled in fear...
"Devil? Hey, hey, I'm not mistaken, old iron, you are the ones from the devil's sect! I'm upright, and I'm doing justice for the heavens!" Zheng Jian walked towards Ding Jiuchong step by step.
Ding Jiuzhong's face turned pale with fright...
The resentment value from Ding Jiuzhong is +666.
"You...don't come here, I'll call you if you come again!" Ding Jiuzhong watched Zheng Jian approaching step by step, and felt a chill rushing up from behind.
Zheng Jian smiled, and hammered the four of them again with lightning speed, "It's okay not to kill you, but it depends on your performance! I will let you go east and you can't go west , I told you to catch the dog and you are not allowed to chase the chicken, how about it?"
The four want to cry but have no tears, but to be honest, who wants to die?
Ding Jiuchong, Zhou Laotan and Jin Huanzhen stared at You Niaojuan, if it wasn't for this guy...how could they have ended up in this situation.
You Niaojuan is also uncomfortable, don't mention how regretful it is... If I hadn't looked at that one more time, or had a little more patience...
Just because I took one more look at him in the crowd...
The four brothers and sisters were all conquered by Zheng Jian... The group destroying package was neat and tidy.
Back in the ruined temple, Zheng Jian looked at the pitiful appearance of the four people standing in a row, and suddenly said: "Please make me happy, who will show you such a dead face?"
The four of you look at me and I look at you, but you can't laugh...
Seeing this, Zheng Jian stood up and said, "Well, I'll teach you a set of magic decompression skills, and I'll teach you once. If anyone can't learn it, I'll break his leg!"
The four of them were startled, their eyes widened immediately, for fear of missing a little detail.
Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said, "If you feel happy, clap your hands!" Then he clapped his hands three times according to the rhythm!
"Have you learned it yet?"
Four people: "..." Shen Jingbing!Is this also called decompression magic?I might as well die...
The resentment value from the four people is +999, +999, +999, +999.
"Speak! Have you learned it yet?"
It was Zhou Laotan who was the first to follow from his heart, "I have learned, I have learned..."
"Then come again! Come, one, two, three go!"
Zhou Lao sighed: "If you feel happy, you clap your hands!"
Zhou Laotan was about to cry... The resentment in his heart was +999.
The other three were dumbfounded...
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