I am not a serious young man

"Wait, wait a minute... I... can't find it, the latrine... I want to pee." Xie Xiaofeng narrowed his drunken eyes and said, he had already started to untie his pants.

Zheng Jian narrowed his eyes, and the next second, he was stunned.

A line of water hits the wall, and...

The walls collapsed.

collapsed.

The.

Xie Xiaofeng was still in the posture of urinating. Inside the broken wall, an old woman looked at Xie Xiaofeng dumbfounded...

Embarrassment, the extreme embarrassment is spreading, the most important thing is that Xie Xiaofeng and the aunt look at each other, the eyes meet, the lower body...continues to release water...

The sound of chichi running water is very clear at night...

Behind him, Murong Qiudi who had just rushed over was also stunned...

I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air...

"Die! You dirty boy..." The aunt finally came to her senses and screamed.

In the night sky, the voice of the aunt penetrated half of the town!

Murong Qiudi, who was already ashamed and didn't know what to say, stared at Zheng Jian and Xie Xiaofeng, wishing to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

The resentment value from Murong Qiudi +1999.

Xie Xiaofeng looked at the aunt blankly, and then glanced at his lower body, the cold wind blew, he shivered, and woke up from the wine.

He turned his head and glanced at Zheng Jian again.

The resentment value from Xie Xiaofeng +999.

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Chapter 125 The Extremely Embarrassing Moment

Xie Xiaofeng finally came to his senses, looked at Murong Qiudi who was dying of embarrassment and indignation, and then at Zheng Jian who was equally shocked and stunned.

He screamed "┗|`O'|┛哧~~", lifted his pants with both hands, and ran into the depths of the alley without looking back.

No matter how ashamed and angry Murong Qiudi was, she had no choice but to follow quickly. She was also afraid that Xie Xiaofeng would do something again.

Zheng Jian took out an ingot of silver and threw it to the angry aunt in the yard, "I'm sorry, this money is for you to repair the wall."

The aunt's angry face gradually disappeared, replaced by a little surprise in the shyness.

After all, he also followed.

Xie Xiaofeng didn't stop until he ran out of the town. The embarrassment just now left him with a psychological shadow.

"Hahahaha in a trance..."

Zheng Jian came to Xie Xiaofeng and laughed wildly.

"Shocked! The inner strength of the third young master of the Excalibur Villa is astounding, and a piss burst into the brick wall! Hahahahahahahaha..."

Xie Xiaofeng's embarrassment and indignation are simply indescribable. Although he has been wandering and downcast before, he can't stand this kind of situation...

If this gets out...

"You won, really! When it comes to peeing, you Xie Xiaofeng is absolutely invincible! Zheng, Zheng is willing to bow down! Hahahahahaha... If someone challenges you in the future, you will show it. You will definitely be able to directly Laugh your opponent to death, win without fighting!" Zheng Jian was out of breath with a smile.

Xie Xiaofeng's face turned red, and he didn't know if it was stimulated by alcohol, or because he was ashamed when his aunt saw him showing his dick just now, looking at Zheng Jian, he wished to kill him with a sword!

The resentment value from Xie Xiaofeng +1999.

Murong Qiudi stood aside, not knowing what to say, she was ashamed!

"Still laughing! If it weren't for the cracks in the wall you kicked, how could I..." Xie Xiaofeng stared at Zheng Jian viciously, he didn't pee on the wall!

The muscles on Zheng Jian's face were all stiff when he smiled, "I, I usually don't smile unless it's true, I can't help it... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahohohohoho..."

"I don't think you'll be called the Sword God anymore, but the Urine God! Hahahaha..."

Xie Xiaofeng: "..."

The resentment value from Xie Xiaofeng +1999.

He swore that he would definitely use his internal force to force the alcohol out of his body when he drank in the future. It would be terrible to be drunk...

Xie Xiaofeng couldn't take it anymore, he simply pulled Murong Qiudi, turned his head and left.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian said, "Hey, let's go."

Xie Xiaofeng didn't turn his head back and said: "What are you waiting for! The sixth day of the twelfth lunar month, remember to come early to pick up the bride!"

……

When Zheng Jian returned to the restaurant, the restaurant was already closed, and Xue Keren was packing up his things.

"Keren, let me tell you... I laughed so hard just now..." Zheng Jian couldn't help but want to share what happened just now when he saw Xue Keren.

Xue Keren turned around suspiciously, "What's so funny?"

"I'm telling you..."

……

After listening to it, Xue Keren also had a dull expression on his face, and immediately laughed out loud, leaning forward and backward when laughing, the flowers and branches trembling wildly, and he let out a pig cry.

When the two couldn't stop laughing, Xue Ke said: "You...you are too bad! Why are you kicking the wall? If it weren't for you, the wall wouldn't have fallen...Xie Daxia...and it wouldn't have happened ..."

Zheng Jian's face was full of innocence, "Is it my fault? I didn't let him pee there... Besides, who knew it would be such a coincidence... However, I'm afraid Xie Xiaofeng will never forget this matter in his life. It is simply the black history of Sword God."

What a coincidence to say!

Zheng Jian didn't expect that when he stepped down, the wall was in a delicate state of not collapsing, so Xie Xiaofeng's urine became the last bit of strength to break down the wall...

ε=('ο`*))) Alas, a lifetime of black history...

It's no wonder that with Xie Xiaofeng's self-restraint, he would provide several dials of 1999 in a row. Before, it was only a few hundred at most. It can be seen that the resentment in Xie Xiaofeng's heart at that time...

Xie Xiaofeng, what a miserable sword god.

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Thick fog, running water.

Desolate river, desolate water.

On the river, a faint flickering light was not a lamp, but an oven fire.

It was a small boat, and a man was sitting on it, all in black, with a small red clay stove in front of him, and a sword next to it, with a golden scabbard and thirteen pearls inlaid on it.

Yan Shisan!

He sat alone on the small boat, and the small boat seemed to be the only one in the world in the middle of the night.

Suddenly, a black shadow swept across the river and landed directly on the boat.

"Yan Thirteen."

"Crow, what are you doing here?" Yan Shisan said calmly, and the murderous aura on his body became stronger.

A crow is not a magpie. No one likes to meet a crow, because he brings disasters.

Crow gave a strange laugh, "Xie Xiaofeng is not dead, he is still alive, how about it, isn't this news very interesting?"

Yan Shisan's expression suddenly changed, "What did you say?"

The murderous aura on his body erupted instantly, and the crow couldn't help but take two steps back and gasped.

On the small boat, the temperature rose instantly.

"I said, Xie Xiaofeng, the third young master of Shenjian Villa, is not dead!"

As soon as Yan Shisan grasped the long sword next to him, he was about to stand up. He was such a straightforward person. Since the third young master was not dead, Yan Shisan was going to fight him, it was as simple as that.

"Hey, hey, don't worry!" Crow stopped, "Although the third young master is not dead, he was defeated. Do you still want to challenge a failed third young master?"

"Impossible!" Yan Shisan roared, how is this possible?

A long time ago, from Murong Qiudi, Yan Shisan knew that Xie Xiaofeng could definitely block his No.13 sword. How could he fail?

"This is a fact! It has already been spread in the Jianghu that Xie Xiaofeng fought with the returning swordsman Zheng Jian in the barren hills. In the end, Zheng Jian won and Xie Xiaofeng lost! Now, the decisive battle has not been won, and Xie Xiaofeng has returned to his hometown to get married."

The crow said calmly.

Yan Shisan was stunned, "Zheng Jian...you said he beat Xie Xiaofeng?" He recalled the young man he saw in the wine shop that day.

"That's right! Yan Shisan, do I have to lie to you?" Crow said, "Your sword, as well as Zheng Jian's tear-stained sword, are all famous swords that I want to collect! Between the two of you, there must be a Fight! Whoever dies, his sword belongs to me!"

Yan Shisan was silent. Speaking of this, he certainly knew that the crow was telling the truth.

"When did Xie Xiaofeng get married?" Yan Shisan asked suddenly.

"The sixth day of the twelfth lunar month, why are you asking this?" Crow wondered.

"Of course I'm going to drink a wedding wine! Although he is defeated, he is still the unparalleled third young master in the world, and he deserves to be congratulated by someone!" Yan Shisan said indifferently, turning his gaze to the deep night sky, and there was sword energy in his eyes.

"You Yan Shisan will also congratulate others?" Crow was stunned.

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Chapter 126 How does it feel after attending the wedding?

On the sixth day of the twelfth lunar month, it is advisable to break ground, marry, make an alliance, consecrate light, and anxiang. Avoid praying for blessings, building temples, offering sacrifices, laying a bed, and thanking the soil.

Under Cuiyun Peak and in front of Lushui Lake, the Shenjian Villa has already been decorated with lights and festoons.

Before dawn, the servants of Shenjian Villa were busy welcoming guests, slaughtering pigs and sheep.

Xie Wangsun, the current owner of Shenjian Villa, has a little frost on his temples, and his facial features are very ordinary. He is also wearing a brocade robe today, standing in front of the gate, looking forward to it.

Calculating the time, the welcoming team should have arrived.

Today was the day when his son Xie Xiaofeng got married, and Xie Wangsun smiled happily, which was natural.

The Xie family, each generation will produce amazing people, have a glorious history, and have done earth-shattering events, but Xie Wangsun is an exception, he is very ordinary, very ordinary.

In Xie Xiaofeng's generation, Xie Wangsun's eldest daughter and second daughter died early, the eldest son was an idiot, and the second son died fighting in Yinshan to avenge his sister.

Only the third son, Xie Xiaofeng, carried the reputation of the Xie family for generations. Xie Wangsun knew that Xie Xiaofeng was tired of fighting, so when Xie Xiaofeng faked his death and left, as a father, he could only agree and wait for Xie Xiaofeng's return.

Now, Xie Xiaofeng is back. Although he was defeated, Xie Wangsun is not disappointed at all. On the contrary, he is joyful, because he knows that Xie Xiaofeng, who has suffered setbacks, will continue to grow, and when he walks out of the shadow of failure, he will bloom again Unparalleled light in the world.

In the afternoon, when Xie's house was full of guests, the welcoming team finally came back.

To get married, the time of worship in ancient times was at dusk, and after the worship, it was sent to the bridal chamber.

At this moment, Xie Xiaofeng was in good fortune. Although he was in his thirties, he was still handsome and unrestrained.

Murong Qiudi, Fengguanxiapei, and Xie Xiaofeng stood together, like a pair of lovers.

Standing next to Zheng Jian was Xue Keren, this girl burst into tears watching other people pay homage...

"Hey, hey, I say it's lovely, it's not like you haven't paid a visit to the church, what's the matter?" Zheng Jian whispered.

Xue Keren froze, and cried even harder, "You...do you always reject me because I was married..."

Zheng Jian heard the words, pondered for a moment, and said, "No."

Xue Keren suddenly stopped talking.

But I heard Zheng Jian continue: "You have never been married, and I will reject you as well!"

Xue Keren: "..."

The resentment value from Xue Keren is +999.

For a moment, Xue Keren didn't know whether to continue crying or laughing, this guy has no limit to what he can say!

Zheng Jian looked at Xue Keren who was stunned, and said with a smile: "I admit that you are very attractive, and your appearance is not inferior to Murong Qiudi, but let me tell you this, I am afraid of water, so I will never fall in love. I will drown..."

You listen, do people say anything?

The resentment value from Xue Keren is +999.