I am not a serious young man

Damn... no way?This question is not too difficult?

Gao Lan glanced arrogantly at Meng Meng, and then said leisurely: "The result is zero! No matter how many people there are in the real world, I only need to count the one in Shaolin Temple, who is the master of the third brother—Zen Master Xuanbei." That's it! He is a monk, bald, and his hair count is zero, so no matter how many people's hairs are multiplied, after Xuan Bei, the number becomes zero, and the final result is also zero."

Zheng Jian clapped his palms and laughed, "Okay! Okay! Okay! Xiao Meng, look at your brother, learn more..."

Xiao Meng almost burst into tears: I thought it was a math problem, but I didn't expect it to be a brain teaser!

Sure enough, only mental illness can compete with a bitch!

Myself, I almost mean it.

Gao Lan walked past the two of them with a cold face and walked onto the Fengtiantai.

Xiao Meng's face was full of disappointment, and Zheng Jian couldn't bear to see it.

So, Zheng Jian comforted: "Don't be discouraged! As long as you face the sea, the spring will be warm and the flowers will bloom naturally! Don't be discouraged, come, come, brother, I will tell you another story."

Xiaomeng suddenly became interested, and the sense of loss was swept away. He used to love telling stories to his younger brother Zhenhui, including "Shooting the Condor" and "Tianlong". As a result of a period of consciousness, the Zhendingmang King Kong who loves to tell stories died...

However, now he loves to listen to stories again, because Zheng Jian's head is different from ordinary people, and the stories he tells are also completely different.

Xiaomeng simply sat down and pretended to listen.

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, "I'm a little thirsty, wait a minute!"

His right hand poked into the void, revealing a different universe. The next moment, there were two more drinks in plastic bottles in his hand.

"What is this?" Xiao Meng asked curiously.

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "Bashan Chushui is bleak, and Michelle Ice City is sweet! This is Michelle Ice City's specialty lemonade!"

Xiao Meng: "..."

God Nima's Bashan Chushui is desolate... Li Shangyin might cry on the spot after hearing this!

A cup was handed to Xiao Meng, and then Zheng Jian tied the straw on his own, took a sip, and said: "By the way, Pan Jinlian was dressing up at home this day, walked to the bed, picked up the small bamboo pole, and prepared to open the small bamboo pole. When I opened the window, I didn't expect that my hand couldn't hold it steady, and the bamboo pole fell down..."

"Brother, don't you need to tell the story of the Ximen officials in "Water Margin"? Let alone the genuine ones, even the pirated stories of Pan Jinlian, Li Ping'er, and Pang Chunmei..." Xiao Meng Said with a dull face.

Zheng Jian immediately glared at Xiao Meng, "Dirty! Obscene! Shameless! How can my story be compared with those of the three heroines?"

Xiao Meng immediately continued to listen obediently, but in her heart she cursed: "Okay, I'd like to hear how you arrange the development of the story, even if it's a dirty joke, it's not new!"

Only then did Zheng Jian continue to build up his emotions, and then said: "What did you say just now? Oh yes, it is said that Jin Lian didn't hold the bamboo pole supporting Xiaoxuan's window, and slipped under the window all of a sudden. It was Ximen Qing who hit the headscarf of a passing passerby."

The corner of Xiaomeng's mouth twitched, isn't it just an old story?

Zheng Jian glanced at Xiao Meng, you can guess that the following developments can be done with your surname Meng!

"I only heard the golden lotus salute at the window, and softly said in her mouth: "My family missed for a while, I hope the officials don't blame me." The senior official of Ximen raised his head, and in his eyes was a person who was both happy and angry, extremely beautiful The girl, fell into a deep reverie..."

"Cut, isn't it just a daydream?" Xiaomeng said disdainfully, this story is familiar, do you still need to tell it?

Zheng Jian ignored it and continued: "Ximen Qing fell into deep thought, and wondered: 'Why does this bamboo pole not fall upwards, but does it fall downwards? Could it be... because there is some kind of force that attracts the ground under the feet? , causing the bamboo pole to fall down instead of flying into the sky?'”

Xiao Meng: "..."

Fuck, this... this... this... this... what the hell...

Xiao Meng suddenly fell into a mania, "Brother...you...you are amazing! You are not telling the story of Ximen Qing, you are telling the story of Ximen Dun! According to the development of your story, everyone Song immediately stood up..."

God turning!

It's a divine twist!

The god damn Ximen Qing thinks why the bamboo pole falls down instead of flying up!

No matter how beautiful Sister Jinlian is, she can't hold back a sincere heart to go into science...

In this case, Dalang doesn't need to take medicine anymore!

Erlang doesn't need to splash the mandarin duck house with blood anymore!

Ximenqing discovered the law of universal gravitation, and then presided over the industrial revolution of the Song Dynasty. The steamship and cannon appeared, sweeping Xixia, Daliao, and even Houjin and Yuan, and then reached the pinnacle of Song Dynasty?

There is no such thing as a cliff mountain, and no more Chinese Han people are dusted, and they have directly reached the top of the world?

From then on, Ximen Qing was not nailed to the pillar of shame, but was recorded in history for discovering the first law of Ximen, the second law of Ximen and the third law of Ximen!

Then, there was such a dialogue in class.

Physics teacher: "Xiao Meng, do the math, how big is this force?"

Xiaomeng got up and said to himself: "Report to the teacher, there is 12138 Ximen!"

For a while, Xiao Meng suddenly felt that this kind of development seemed to be not bad, and he liked it very much!

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "How is it? Do you feel that the pattern has opened up all of a sudden?"

Xiaomeng nodded vigorously, "Brother, this pattern, I have been taught! No, I must go to Ten Thousand Realms to find this possibility. There are many parallel universes. I am very curious about what the future of China will be under such a development. look!"

Xiaomeng's pattern also opened up at once!

Being in the real world and being a legendary powerhouse, he is fully capable of finding a parallel universe and trying to develop like this!

Just like he used to use the super optical brain to calculate the "I am me" formula in a science and technology side universe...

Still the same sentence, as long as you have the courage, Sadako will be on maternity leave!As long as you dare to ask, Simon can answer!

……

While the two of them were chatting on the Fengtiantai, the Ten Thousand Worlds Tongzhi World was already arguing.

Affected by the sword aura of the Zhuxian Sword Formation, the signal of the Myriad Worlds Tongzhi Talisman is weak, making it difficult to shoot scenes of battles between legends and above.

But many people saw the high-altitude movement directly with their naked eyes. Even though it was difficult to capture every move as clearly as watching the live broadcast, the devastating atmosphere still made people remember it fresh.

At this time, the Zhuxian Sword Formation disappeared, and the signal of the Universal Knowledge Talisman was restored, and the strong people who were close to Ganzhou uploaded the scenes of Ganzhou to Douyin.

After reading it, many netizens were in panic all day long, and thoroughly felt what "great power" is!

The devil pointed out with one finger, and the whole Ganzhou was wiped out!

In Jianghu teahouse, posts popped up one after another like crazy:

"It's terrible! The entire Ganzhou is so vast that it stretches across tens of thousands of miles. The hundreds of millions of creatures living in it all disappeared at once! The mountains are gone, the big rivers are gone, the vast plains, and the canyons are all gone. It's gone... Only an abyss with a radius of tens of thousands of miles is left, and endless magic energy emerges from it! Is this the power? Create another endless abyss with one finger..."

"In their hands, we are like bubbles, and we will be smashed casually!"

"This is just a big battle. If it happens a few more times, the real world will be wiped out? Is this the truth of the end of the catastrophe?"

"I'm from Chang'an, Shanzhou, and my friend is from Ganzhou. We met in Wanjie Tongshi Tiandi, and we've been talking for two years! We made an appointment to see my parents in the next year..."

"I am from Ningcheng, Ganzhou. I have a happy family. Although I don't earn much, it is enough for my wife and children to live on. But now, I am the only one left, because I just took a trip to Changle. Seven people... seventeen people..."

The atmosphere of sadness and fear in Jianghu Tea House spread wildly, and soon swept the entire universe of universal knowledge.

Netizens from all heavens and myriad worlds have felt the horror of the real world. At first, they all yearned for the real world, but now, they are all very grateful that they live in a small world...

Pang Ban is sitting in Changle City. During this time, he has already learned how to surf the Internet, and he has already learned about the development of the real world.

Looking at the scene in the Jianghu teahouse, he didn't reply as actively as before.

To Pang Ban, such a scene was nothing, not to mention the panic of the tribes in the Big Dipper Star Region when many supreme beings rushed out of the restricted area in the past, even in the Immortal Domain, such a scene often occurred.

But he couldn't help but sigh with emotion. He thought that the real world would get better and better. Countless new things from the heavens and myriad worlds would appear in the real world, making the real world more prosperous. Peerless magic skills are available everywhere, and various training tutorials are available online. There are, such as golden holy clothes and star destroying cannons, as long as you pay Yuanhuang coins, you can buy them...

But now, just the aftermath of the fight between the great powers has ruined the prosperity brought by the World of Universal Knowledge...

Who reads that the west wind is cool alone?

At that time, it was only normal!

……

Chapter 788

In the entire Myriad Worlds Universal Knowledge World, the mood of netizens is in a low state.

The Ganzhou incident is really terrible, and it immediately reminded the netizens who are blooming with brocades and cooking with fire.

The end is approaching!

What is the last robbery?

The end of the era!The world is destroyed, all things are destroyed, and all creatures are extinct!

Compared with the last calamity, the Ganzhou incident is just a gentle prelude. If Ganzhou is like this, then what kind of terrible scene will it be when the calamity really comes?

No, in order to appease people's hearts, Six Doors organized a large number of half-dollar royal coin parties to save public opinion.

"My uncle is a high-ranking member of the Six Doors. He revealed in private that in this battle, the Human Sovereign borrowed the 'Jian Zun' Four Swords of Zhuxian and the corresponding formation diagrams, and set up a sword formation of Zhuxian, which is enough to protect the territory of the Great Zhou. It's just this battle At that time, the demon lord took advantage of the troubled waters when the emperor was dealing with the demon clan and Buddhism, which caused Ganzhou to fall. However, with the experience accumulated this time, similar tragedies will be avoided in the future."

"Thank you for the invitation. I'm in Jiangdong, and I just got off the locomotive. I'm a child of a family, and the elders of my family hold important positions in the political affairs hall of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Today's resources are in charge of the relics of the Emperor, and there are relics of great figures from the other side. I will be like a mainstay, protecting you Great week peace!"

There are many posts by the sailors, but like small waves in the tide, they still cannot reverse people's worries about the future, and some people have even begun to consider emigrating to the heavens and worlds.

As soon as this kind of thinking came out, it won the approval and support of many people.

For example, the following post, once published, rushed to the hot searches of Jianghu teahouses in just a few hours: "Since there are all heavens and myriad worlds, and friends from other worlds, why don't we immigrate there and leave the real world? The real world As the center of the myriad worlds, it is the core of great supernatural powers. Leaving the real world is equivalent to leaving the core of the vortex, and you can always find some peace."

Seventeen million people liked the post.

……

Beyond the western border of the Great Zhou Dynasty, there is an oasis in the vast sea.

This is the habitat of the monster clan. In this war, not only did the monster clan not get cheap, but they suffered huge losses.

If Sun Wukong, the great sage equal to heaven, hadn't once again made a strong rescue move, many high-ranking monster clans, including the Bull Demon King, would probably have stayed in Da Zhou...

And many monster races have joined the world of universal knowledge long ago, and many little monsters also deeply feel the same about the remarks of the human race.

Ben Bo Erba spoke in the Yaozu bloodline exchange group: "The human race is now the leader of all spirits, the protagonist of the world! But you see, what kind of life is the human race living in the world of universal knowledge of all worlds? Brothers? Human race So, where should my monster race go? When the end of the calamity comes, the human race still has the doomsday boat cast by the emperor in the past, and some people may survive the end of the calamity safely, but what about our monster race? Already, is there a magic weapon that can take us through the final calamity?"

Jing Jingguier replied: "Brother Ben's words are not unreasonable...the big man is powerful, maybe there is a way to survive the doomsday, but we little monsters and grassroots, I'm afraid we are doomed..."

For a moment, the Yaozu bloodline exchange group fell into silence, and a sense of desolation swept over.

After a long silence, Ba Boer said, "Actually, I've been thinking about it for the past few days. Now that I have converted, is it too late to worship Yuanhuang or Biyou Palace? Can I wait for believers to enter Yuxu Palace directly?" , Biyou Palace is located in the heaven, so as to avoid this catastrophe? What I want is not much, just to survive... The lowly dignified people always pay attention to the fusion of humans and monsters, and Cheng Lingbao Tianzun cuts off the Taoism. Won't you turn us away?"

……

Although the communication among the little monsters is limited to the Myriad Realms Tongzhi Tiandi exchange group, in fact, the Bull Demon King and other monster clan great sages also know about it.

After all, they all have their own trumpets. Everyone has already discovered that the World of Universal Knowledge has many functions, and it is very useful for listening to the bottom-level voices!

Therefore, in the major communication groups, there are actually trumpets of the big leaders lurking. They never follow the group, but they can have a deeper understanding of the voices at the bottom.

No, in the Demon Emperor's Palace, the faces of all the demon saints and demon gods are not very good-looking.

The Flood Demon King, who didn't participate in this battle, was a little uneasy. He thought that the human race could not stop the monster race's attack, and he didn't want to see his former good brother die with his own eyes, so he didn't go.

But he didn't expect that Yaozu would almost never return!

Seeing the wounded appearance of the Bull Demon King and other brothers now, the Jiao Demon King feels all kinds of feelings in his heart, which is hard to describe clearly.

On the one hand, the two races of humans and monsters did not completely tear each other apart and started an all-out war. The Demon King was very grateful for this;

It was Pingtian Great Sage Bull Demon King who spoke first and broke the deadlock.

"This time, I, Lao Niu, was too big! I thought that Maitreya's side, coupled with the help of other forces who don't want to see the establishment of Feng Tiantai, can grab more space and benefits for the Yaozu... But I didn't expect The human race has many followers and is very powerful... I, Lao Niu, feel sorry for all the brothers, and even more so for the many little ones from the monster race who died in the Zhuxian Sword Formation..."

The sound of urgency and urgency echoed endlessly in the Demon Emperor's Palace.

The little fox Qingqiu got up quickly, and said softly: "The Great Sage Pingtian has said this! If you want to say the guilt, it is also the fault of me, the descendant of the demon sage! I failed to find out the details of the human race in advance, the information is asymmetric, and I don't know the emperor. To have the Jade Immortal Formation Map and the Human Emperor's Relic in hand, so that the success is on the verge of failure... The information is not clear, the plan is improper, this is Qingqiu's fault..."

For a while, there were different opinions...

At this moment, the Peng Demon King who had been silent all this time stood up suddenly, and looked around with a pair of cold eagle eyes, and the noisy hall suddenly fell silent.

"Everyone, stop arguing. Open the Universal Knowledge Talisman. In the Jianghu teahouse, that guy Chuai Yizi is broadcasting a storytelling story. He is talking about this battle to seal the rooftops. Everyone, take a look."

Hanging wings?

All the monsters were startled, and immediately remembered!

Speaking of this hanging wing, it can be regarded as a strange flower among the monster clan!

As early as nearly a hundred years ago, when the Yaozu had not yet returned, and the highest in the real world was only a person with a high level of law, this guy was suppressed in the back mountain of Shaolin Temple, the then great sect of martial arts.

There are also big figures who have thought about the labor reform together, such as... Bai Ze at the banquet on Jinao Island!

Chui Yizi's cultivation base is not high, his knowledge is extraordinary, he has no status in the monster clan, but he is extremely famous!