I am not a serious young man

"Hahahahahaha... Husband, the schizophrenic Gao Lan is no match for you... He is really the cheapest man, invincible in the world! Hahahahahaha..."

Zheng Jian stood with his hands behind his back, looked up at the void at a 45-degree angle, and sighed: "Ask anyone in the world who can be called a cheap hero? Only Gao Shijun and Jian Er! I wanted to have a drink with Gao Shijun, but I had to go to the court to play against each other. , even if you are so high, you are considered inferior, and you are still willing to bow down to Jian... Invincible, how~ how lonely..."

Bi Xiao: "Husband, I just like how cheap you look."

Zheng Jian looked at Bi Xiao in astonishment, "Oh my God..."

As soon as the voice fell, a muffled sound came from the void.

Day: "I'm here!"

This voice rang in the ears of the two of them, like thunder rolling, trembling in the void.

Zheng Jian and Bi Xiao looked at each other, as if they had seen a ghost...

No, I wasn't so surprised when I saw a ghost!

Grasping that point of connection, he quickly rose into the air, and immediately saw... Xiao Meng with a narrow expression on his face.

"How is it? Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you happy?" Xiaomeng's face was one point happy, three points cunning, five points proud, and seven points unworthy of beating.

He had just returned from Yuxu Palace, and was at an infinite height, when he heard Zheng Jian's words, he couldn't help saying "I'm here"!

Zheng Jian squinted at Xiao Meng, "Young man, don't be too young!"

Xiao Meng was startled, then sneered and said: "Look at what you said, it's the same as talking!"

The apes on both sides of the strait can't help crying, welcome to the road of confrontation!

Zheng Jian moved his wrist, and said in a deep thought: "Hey, Xiao Meng, you are really like a sparrow pecking at the heifer's butt today-you are so awesome!"

Xiao Meng was taken aback, his face twitched quickly, and he burst into laughter immediately: "Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose... hiccup! Where do you come from so many epilogues, bitch! You are really a tattoo artist and close your eyes—you show I have a face..."

At the same time, there was Bi Xiao who covered her mouth and chuckled, she really convinced her husband, she really came here at Zhangkou...

Zheng Jian raised his brows, "You are the one who stepped on Jay Chou by Wu Jing - Jing stepped on Jay Chou! You are really a lemon that fell into the chamber pot - yellow, coquettish and sour!"

Xiaomeng: "You are..."

Uh, Xiaomeng found that he couldn't think of anything...

Zheng Jian didn't stop at all, "You can be said to be... a tortoise running a day school - a turtle can't stop school!"

Xiao Meng's expression was dull, and he was muttering something...

Zheng Jian pricked up his ears and listened carefully, but he heard a sentence: "Isn't it you who borrowed the straw boat...shift..."

"Shift? Grip!"

He... doesn't know what to say!

Xiaomeng, oh Xiaomeng, your grand show skills are not inferior to mine...

"Okay, Xiao Meng, stop talking to you single dog! Brother, I... I'm going to take your sister-in-law to continue wandering..." Zheng Jian waved his hand, and took Bi Xiao away.

Xiao Meng's expression was very hurt, and then he silently opened the group chat "The right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life" and uploaded the current status.

"Outside Changle City, there are long white clouds, and the blue sky is still there. I, Yuan Emperor Su Meng! Just now, Brother Jian and his wife (Fairy Bixiao) were going to have a drink together. While walking on the road, Brother Jian suddenly wanted to kiss Fairy Bi. The fairy is very shy and disagrees!

Then, the cheap brother took off his robe and put it on my head! [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]! "

There is also an image attached below, which is the back view of Zheng Jian and Bi Xiao going away, and a sentence is attached below: Why is it always me who gets hurt.

Up to now, "Heavenly Sword" Su Wuming and others have gradually become familiar with this weird method, and they all expressed their praise at this time.

"Living Emperor": Emperor Taidi, it's time for you to continue.

"Hunyuan Fairy": A screenshot has been forwarded to Biyou Palace.

……

In "Zuixian Tower", Zheng Jian and Bi Xiao sat facing each other, with "steamed mandarin fish" on the table, surrounded by some special dishes and a pot of wine.

"Husband, little brother Su Meng was really bullied by you!" Bi Xiao said with a smile after tasting a mouthful of fish.

Zheng Jian glanced at the current status uploaded by Xiaomeng in the group, and said with a smile: "A Xiaomeng and a Gaolan both have interesting souls...it's very rare."

"So, you just grab them and bully them..." Bi Xiao laughed happily...

Then, the smile on the corner of her mouth gradually disappeared, as if she understood something.

"So, little bitch, you bully me like this too, right?"

Zheng Jian's heart skipped a beat, "How could it be?"

He cursed in his heart: This damn sixth sense!

"Little bitch, I remember you said you would always love me! Then let me ask you, what about when you're not straight?" Bi Xiao said suddenly.

Zheng Jiangang took a sip of Changle Huadiao and almost spit it out...

When God is not straight...

Rao Zheng Jian's wit is a bit stuck...

He pondered for a moment, then replied: "When you're not straight... I love being cheap!"

Bi Xiao: "..."

……

Huanhua Sword School.

In an elegantly furnished room, a young girl was lying on the bed with her calves raised, turning left and right, while her eyes were fixed on the Wanjie Tongshi Forum.

She opened a familiar post titled "Biography of Emperor Yuanhuang"!

"Well, today, my girl's bookmarks and clicks on "The Legend of the Yuan Emperor" have increased a lot..."

Well, what this girl read was not the content of "The Legend of the Yuan Emperor", but the data of this post!

Look at the pen name of the author of the post, "Huanhua He Yunle"!

This is naturally Xiaomeng's little girl before she attained Dharmakaya, Mu Yunle, a disciple of the Huanhua Sword Sect.

She is very satisfied with this book, and if she has nothing to do, she will do a second or third brush...

Although I wrote it myself, every time I read "The Legend of the Yuan Emperor", I admire that senior master more...

At this moment, a post suddenly appeared in the forum, "Give you a perfect funeral"!

Under Mu Yunle's astonished gaze, the popularity of this post shot up like a rocket, jumping from the top [-] most searched posts on the forum to the number one!

"What post? Can it overshadow my "Yuanhuang Biography"?" Mu Yunle clicked on the post unconvinced, ready to criticize at any time, and then fight with the host in the air!

Mu Yunle glanced over the title, and then looked straight at the text:

"If you are willing to pay me 50 royal coins,

I'll be at your funeral,

Holding Qingping sword in hand, dressed in Shengxue's white clothes, with white hair around his head and waist, he stood in front of your tomb with his hands behind his back, and sighed deeply: "How far have you penetrated into the reincarnation of the myriad realms?" '

Then, I slowly raised my head and looked at the sky, with deep and lazy eyes, and said to myself: "Reincarnation of all realms... I still can't figure it out..." I took the last step and disappeared in place.

Convince everyone present that you have a terrible and mysterious past..."

Check out the comments below:

"I'll go, this funeral is really impressive..."

"Lord 666! Can I make an appointment for this funeral? After about 70 years, I need a funeral like this!"

"Oh my god! The specifications of the emperor's funeral... 50 yuan imperial coins, I think it's okay!"

Mu Yunle's eyeballs almost popped out, and she tried to think about the scene in her mind, "Ah, what should I do if I suddenly have the urge to die? If...you can designate Senior Yuanhuang, I will give you five hundred yuan imperial coins." All out!"

……

The former Dajin God Capital.

The former imperial capital, but now it can only become the accompanying capital of the Great Zhou, and the wind is always blown away by the rain...

In the gazebo, Zheng Jian and Bi Xiao leaned together.

"How is it? Look at your husband's funeral planning ability... instantly overwhelmed the "Biography of the Emperor Yuanhuang"!"

Hearing this, Bi Xiao became even more speechless, "Husband, sometimes I feel that... I am the roadblock between you and Xiaomeng..."

The resentment value from Bixiao +19999.

Zheng Jian: "What nonsense are you talking about? I, Zheng Xiaojian, are male and I like females!"

"I don't believe your nonsense! I met Zheng Jian for the first time when I met Zheng Jian in the East China Sea! The little princess of the Dongming School, Shan Wanjing, was said to have been in love with someone and never married... Tsk tsk, not only She, as well as the concubine's soul, Shi Feixuan... So many peerless women have fallen in love with someone, but that person has been dismissive... Husband, in fact, being a good man is not something to be shamed!" Bi Xiao smiled lightly.

Zheng Jian growled, "I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!"

"Don't explain! An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth!" Bi Xiao's eyes were filled with joy, making you, a bad husband, always bullying others...

Zheng Jian was stunned, and suddenly felt that what the common saying said made sense...

As the saying goes, those who are close to the vermilion are red, and those who are close to the healthy are cheap!

……

In the blink of an eye, half a year passed.

Zheng Jian and Bi Xiao, who had traveled all over the real world, returned to the East China Sea.

"Welcome Master Headmaster back to the palace!" As soon as he walked outside Biyou Palace, a pair of fairy boys and jade girls greeted him.

The fairy boy's name is Ying Ke, and it was originally an ancient pine tree that grew on Jin'ao Island. A few years ago, Zheng Jian felt that the Biyou Palace was deserted, and there was not even a gatekeeper...

So he enlightened this ancient pine and named it "Ying Ke".

The jade girl is called "Lamei", and its body is a plum tree. The two children are accompanied by each other, but they are not alone.

"Well, not bad, I've grown a little taller..." Zheng Jian patted Ying Ke's head, and walked slowly into Biyou Palace.

"Master, hasn't Madam come back?" Lamei said crisply.

Zheng Jian nodded and said with a smile: "She has gone back to her mother's house and will be back in a while."

When Xiao Lamei heard it, she jumped up for joy, "That's great! I can finally play with the Myriad Realm Talisman with peace of mind..."

Zheng Jian smiled and let it go.

The two little ones usually have nothing to do on the island, the only fun is to see the outside world through the "Talk of Ten Thousand Realms"...

Bi Xiao is so strict that he never has a chance!

Nowadays, it is rare!

On this day, Zheng Jian was cultivating in the Biyou Palace, when suddenly his heart moved and he called Ying Ke: "There are guests visiting, you go and welcome them in."

Ying Ke immediately went to the outside of the palace, and sure enough, he saw a carriage coming across the sea...

After a while, the carriage stopped outside Biyou Palace, and a man and a woman came down. The man had white hair like a housekeeper; the woman wore a long red dress, with a beautiful appearance, but pure and clear eyes.

"Little fairy boy, please report to your head teacher, just say that the heir of the demon sage is visiting." The white-haired old man looked at little Ying Ke and said kindly.

Ying Ke said crisply: "Master Headmaster already knew about it, so he specially asked me to welcome you here."

Seeing this, the old man turned around and said respectfully: "Young master, then shall we go in with the little fairy boy?"

"Okay, Uncle Wen." The girl nodded and said, her voice was like an orchid in an empty valley, and there was a hint of magnetism in it, which was extremely pleasant to the ear.

Under Ying Ke's leadership, the young girl and the old man soon arrived at Biyou Palace, and saw Zheng Jian sitting cross-legged with his back to the Lingbao Tianzun statue.

"Qingqiu, the descendant of the demon sage, has met Zhangjiao Zheng." The girl saluted Yingying, making people feel pity for me.

Zheng Jian nodded, and thought to himself: "Yaozu... the successor of the Yaosheng, the little fox of the Qingqiu fox clan? What is she doing here?"

"Please sit down."

As he spoke, Zheng Jian pointed, and a futon appeared beside him.

Qingqiu sat down, and the old man stood behind him.

"Heir of the demon sage, I'm a human race, what's your business in Jin'ao Island?" Zheng Jian said indifferently.

Qingqiu was silent for a moment, then said immediately: "Headmaster Zheng, Qingqiu came here... for a merciless request!"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian pondered for a while and said, "Since you know it's an unfeeling invitation, why do you still have to ask?"

Qingqiu: "..."

It has long been heard that this generation of Jujiao heirs are not easy to talk about, and Qingqiu really felt it when he opened his mouth...