I am not a serious young man

"Hiss..." A cold air rose from Zheng Xiaojian's tailbone, passed through the spine and reached Tianling.

In the gloom, Zheng Xiaojian suddenly realized that he was not in the room. In the dimness, he saw a figure in green robe standing in front of him, with his back to him, holding a long sword in his hand.

"You... are you the main god?" Zheng Xiaojian felt his teeth chattering.

This figure was naturally Zheng Jian. He turned around slowly, revealing a face that was [-]% similar to Zheng Xiaojian, but with a profound temperament, like an exiled immortal.

"Do you want to really live? Do you want to understand the meaning of rope life?" Zheng Jian still repeated.

Zheng Xiaojian listened blankly, and suddenly said: "Your main god...is it from the next village? Why do you still use dialect?"

The smile on the corner of Zheng Jian's mouth froze for a moment, "It's not important! Aren't you going to wake up? I'll help you!"

As he spoke, he raised the god in his hand, and a bright sword light rushed into the void, illuminating the dark dream.

At the same time, Zheng Xiaojian only felt that there were some strange things in his body, rising from his lower abdomen, burrowing around like a little mouse in his body, gradually growing.

He raised his right hand for some unknown reason, only to find that several sharp breaths shot out from his fingertips.

Zheng Xiaojian's mouth gradually grew bigger, his eyes stared like copper bells.

Soon, he had a lot of knowledge about cultivation in his mind, which was firmly imprinted in it...

After an unknown amount of time, the green-robed figure in front of Zheng Xiaojian disappeared, and he turned over and sat up.

In the room, it was still dark.

"No one..." Zheng Xiaojian looked around, but found that there was nothing in the room.

In a daze, he turned on the desk lamp...

Zheng Xiaojian's movements suddenly froze, and he quickly turned off the desk lamp.

"I... I... really awakened?" Zheng Xiaojian said incredulously, until now he realized that he didn't turn on the light just now, but he could see things in the dark...

"Close your eyes...open your eyes...close your eyes...open your eyes..." Zheng Xiaojian tried several times, and found that he could really see things in the dark.

"Well, this feeling of sickness is worthy of me!" A voice suddenly sounded in the room.

Zheng Xiaojian heard the sound and looked, and suddenly found a figure on the chair beside the bed, which looked exactly like the one he saw in his dream.

"Fuck!" Zheng Xiaojian jumped up on the bed in fright, "Who are you?"

"What do you think?" Zheng Jian said leisurely.

"Master, please accept my apprentice's worship!" Zheng Xiaojian was taken aback for a moment, then he knelt down on the bed neatly and bowed three times to Zheng Jian.

Zheng Jian: "...So, it's barely enough!"

"Since you have worshiped Master, you shouldn't harm me, right?" Zheng Xiaojian smiled, which was quite mean.

Zheng Jian nodded noncommittally.

……

In the early morning, Zheng Xiaojian got into the room impatiently after eating, only to see Zheng Jian playing with his mobile phone with great interest.

Seeing this, Zheng Xiaojian slandered: "That's my cell phone! Seeing that you're dressed so retro, do you know what that is?"

Then, Zheng Jian unlocked it easily, and skillfully opened the chat software...

Zheng Xiaojian: "..."

Master, your energy is beyond my imagination!

Zheng Jian picked up a drift bottle casually.

"I am Yu Gong. This is the 1365th day since I moved mountains. If you pick up this bottle, please bless me. Sooner or later, I will be able to accomplish this great feat."

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and replied: "Yu Gong, you move mountains every day, can you finish moving?"

The other side quickly replied, "I can't finish moving, my son will continue to move, my son can't finish moving and my grandson can move, and the children and grandchildren are endless, and one day they can finish moving this mountain."

Zheng Jian replied: "Then do you... have a girlfriend?"

There has been no reply for a long time...

After a long time, the drift bottle floated back, and there was only one sentence on it: "I... I will not move!"

……

In a small one-story house, a miserable green boy was staring at the mobile phone in front of him, his face full of disbelief.

"Lu Shu, are you picking up bottles again?" A ten-year-old girl wrapped in a white down jacket leaned over and asked.

Lu Shu sighed, "I met a master..."

"What kind of expert?" Lu Xiaoyu asked curiously, there are really not many who can make Lu Shu look like this.

At this moment, Lu Shu suddenly had an idea in his mind. After seeing that there was only one chance left to pick up the bottle, he typed quickly on the phone with his fingers.

clap la la...

Zheng Jian received another drift bottle and opened it to have a look.

"If you were an awakened person, and you had the superpower of eating shit and pulling out the same amount of gold with a 50% probability, would you use this superpower?"

"Puchi...hahahaha, die from laughing!" Zheng Xiaojian watched from the side, and was out of breath laughing immediately, "Master, let me answer him!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a moment, nodded, and handed the phone to Zheng Xiaojian.

Zheng Xiaojian snapped his fingers, and replied: "Is there such a good thing? Don't tell me about technical analysis, just change the probability to 30% for me, or I won't feel at ease holding gold!"

The reply on the other side directly changed to another language, which is called Liudianyu.

"Hahahahahaha... Master, what do you think of me?" Zheng Xiaojian said proudly.

Zheng Jian nodded in relief, "I'm so relieved for my teacher!"

As expected of my humble emperor, he and I are indeed in the same line on the humble way!

On the other side of Los Angeles, Lu Xiaoshu turned off the drift bottle angrily. Today, he had two chances to pick up the bottle, but he met a master of this skill, and he didn't have any negative emotion points in his account!

This made Lu Xiaoshu very sad!

……

For the next period of time, Zheng Xiaojian was constantly shocked by the news of "awakened people". Before school started, all the discussions in the class group were awakened people.

Looking at the chatting of the students, Zheng Xiaojian had a feeling of "everyone is drunk and I am alone".

On the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, early in the morning.

After Zheng Xiaojian packed his things, he called out, "Dad, Mom, I'm leaving!"

After finishing speaking, Zheng Xiaojian happily carried his schoolbag and went out.

Zheng Jian looked at Zheng Xiaojian's back leisurely, and immediately his figure turned into a streamer, ending this spiritual journey.

"My lord Lu, I will come to see you next time!"

……

Chapter 725 Invitation

Inside the cave, Zheng Jian slowly opened his eyes.

"I didn't expect to fight Lord Lu Wang across the air..."

At this moment, Zheng Jian felt touched.

A Taoist in feather clothes and star crown appeared outside the cave, looking at this simple cave, his eyes moved slightly.

She has a graceful figure, surrounded by a faint mist.

"The island master said that there is also a dharma body here..." She picked off a leaf casually, and there were stars and rivers in her eyes, mountains and rivers undulating, as if a world descended in her palm.

When she spread her plain white right hand, the leaves in her palm became deep, containing a heaven and earth in it, just like one flower and one world, and one leaf and one sky.

The veins of the leaves changed, and a line of text was formed between the twists.

Zheng Jian's figure appeared in front of the Taoist in feather clothes and star crown, and said lightly: "The messenger of Jin'ao Island?"

Taoist Yuyi Xingguan nodded, and with a flick of his jade finger, he sent the leaf to Zheng Jian.

"At the winter solstice, at the end of the East China Sea, the banquet on Jinao Island will be here or there."

Zheng Jian looked at this green leaf, and suddenly there was a change in front of his eyes. There was a world with blue sky and white clouds, a big sun in the mid-heaven, and even creatures living in it, hunting prey.

He withdrew his gaze, landed on the angel envoy in feather and star crown, and asked curiously, "How did you Jinao Island find me?"

The angel messenger heard the words and said indifferently: "No comment!"

Zheng Jian smiled, "Okay, let's change the question! Why is mercury not silver, and waterfall not cloth?"

Angel Messenger: "..."

"Why do cucumbers have to be called cucumbers even though they are green?"

"Why do people care about the gender of the child when giving birth, but no one cares about the gender of the mother?"

Soul tortures came out of Zheng Jian's mouth one by one, and the angel's messenger's face was bruised when he heard it!

The resentment value from Su Daji is +19999.

Zheng Jian was happy in his heart, and asked: "If you were surrounded by dozens of angels on the way to send invitations, and you were only allowed to say four words, what would you say?"

Su Daji: "...can you shut up?"

The resentment value from Su Daji is +19999.

Obviously, this has nothing to do with Zheng Jian's former disciple Su Daji!

"Do you have princess disease? No, no, it's called princess disease when a princess gets sick. You can be regarded as a fox's emotional out-of-control syndrome at best!"

Su Daji's eyes were already spitting fire, and he suppressed his anger and said: "On the day of the winter solstice, on Jinao Island, I hope you can continue to be as cheap as ever!"

The resentment value from Su Daji is +19999.

Zheng Jian laughed loudly and said, "It's easy to say, this cheap emperor will definitely keep his true colors!"

Su Daji glanced at Zheng Jian full of murderous intent, turned around and left!

Looking at Su Daji's disappearing back, Zheng Jian sneered twice, and the leaf invitation card in his hand turned into fly ash.

"This vixen Su Daji is not scary, what is scary is the person behind it! The legendary Yuan Hong..."

He was thoughtful, and he didn't care about the angel-level envoy of Jinao Island. This kind of method of hiding mustard seeds can scare many dharma bodies that are still earth immortals and human immortals...

However, Yuan Hong at the complete legendary level is still terrifying!

Once the body becomes a legend, it is ubiquitous and meticulous. Even if the body in the real world is killed, it can be revived with the help of his own projection, so it is extremely difficult to kill.

"Jin'ao Island, no matter what, is the site of Jiejiao. I, the deputy leader of Jiejiao in the "Fengshen" world... now I am a guest!"

Although Zheng Jian is not yet a legendary power in the true sense, he has many legends and even the characteristics of the other side, even in the face of Yuan Hong.

What's more, after coming to the world of "One World", Zheng Jian has not yet made a move...

The complete legendary Yuan Hong, this is the best opponent at this stage!

It is enough for Zheng Jian to clarify his current upper limit of strength!

……

In addition to Zheng Jian, many dharma bodies in the 28 worlds of the Seven Seas, the Thrushcross Villa in the real world, the Xijian Pavilion, the royal family of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the Golden Tent in the Grassland...

Almost all the dharmakayas have received invitations from Jinao Island envoys.

At the end of the East China Sea in the real world, the dense fog gradually dissipated, and a huge island emerged.

Golden Crow faction.

Xiao Meng, who had switched identities with Yedi, looked at the newly refined celestial-level divine sword "Li Xian", with a look of satisfaction in his eyes.

On Yedi's boat, Yunyue walked into the boat hall, "My lord."

Xiao Meng said lightly: "What's wrong?"

"Jin'ao Island did not send angels to hunt us down, but spread invitations widely, inviting Fagao from the 28 realms of the Seven Seas to a banquet on the winter solstice. Now it is rumored outside. If we hadn't covered up our tracks, maybe we would invite The post has arrived." Yunyue said crisply, she was already afraid of this trouble-causing ability, and in just a few days, from Yinzu Xu Bei to Celestial-level master...

Hearing this, Xiao Meng immediately made up his mind, and said with a smile, "In that case, let's go to your son immediately and tell him the game is over."

Yunyue and the other four girls were dumbfounded, the thick-skinned fake son in front of them was beyond their imagination!