I am not a serious young man
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Without the mask, the aura of the fake Ye Di disappeared immediately, and he returned to normal. He shouted in despair and loss: "I... I am Ye Di!"
No one regarded him as Emperor Ye anymore, and the four daughters Youhu, Liushang, Xiapei, and Yunyue came to Huo Lishang one after another, surrounded by four daughters.
Fake Ye Di cried: "Youhu, Liushang, one night couple Bai Yeen, you can't treat me like this..."
At this time, a servant took it down, but this real flower farmer can never go back!
From frugality to luxury is easy, from luxury to frugality.
After half a year of being the Emperor of the Night, how could he return to his original identity as a flower farmer...
Under the service of the four women, Huo Lishang returned to the main seat, and the moment he turned around, his temperament changed drastically.
At this moment, he has returned to himself, he is the Yedi who shocked the 28 worlds of Qihai!
In other words, this guy is just like Pang Ban in the original book "Overturning the Rain and Turning the Clouds". For his own purposes, he can give up his own woman!
And such people all have one characteristic in common, that is... ruthless!
Those like Mr. Lu Da's are called extremely affectionate, while those like this are extremely ruthless!
For Huo Lishang, he loves everything in the world and is willing to experience all the beauty in the world, so it is reflected in his attitude towards the four women, which has become ruthless instead.
This attitude is actually like the way of heaven.
As the saying goes: the world is not benevolent and treats everything as a straw dog!
There is also the so-called: Heaven is permanent, it does not exist for Yao, and does not perish for Jie.
"Friend, please tell me your one thousand and one wishes! I will try my best to help you realize it!" Huo Lishang returned to himself and said with a smile.
Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "The first wish is right! I will make an upper couplet, and you give me a lower couplet. If you match it, it will be regarded as your wish fulfilled, how about it?"
Huo Lishang is ready to offer treasures, women and even the identity of Emperor Ye...
"Yes, right?" He was confused.
……
Chapter 722 Emperor Yuan?It's better to be Mang, kind!
In the boat hall, Zheng Jian smiled and nodded, "That's right, it's the right pair!"
Why does Huo Lishang feel so wrong...
Let you make a wish, you put this couplet with me?
"Okay, let's get out of the Shanglian!"
Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said lightly: "My upper couplet is... a thief secretly stealing things."
Huo Lishang repeated a sentence, almost stuttering...
For a moment, he was a little bit apologetic, thinking left and right, thinking up and down...
"Brother, are you sure you're not a stutterer?"
Zheng Jian sneered and said, "Hehe, I miss your second line!"
Huo Lishang: "..."
The resentment value from Huo Lishang is +8999.
He had no choice but to pace and think about the next couplet.
At this moment, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the four women who were serving beside him, and found that Yunyue frowned beautifully, caressing her lower abdomen, as if she seemed unwell.
Huo Lishang's heart moved, and he blurted out: "Brother, I have it! I have it!"
Zheng Jian: "...are you happy?"
Huo Lishang's smile froze, "No, I have a second line! Listen carefully, my second line is: Xiao Yueyue has menstrual pain."
Yunyue was immediately ashamed, and pulled Huo Lishang's sleeve to act coquettishly.
"First wish, fulfilled!"
Zheng Jian glanced at Huo Lishang in surprise, "Yes, brother! Second, I will ask you to answer, this is a math problem for a three-year-old child."
Huo Lishang was stunned for a moment, and a hint of displeasure appeared on his handsome face, "Why are you looking down on me when you are three years old!"
Zheng Jian chuckled, "There are three apples and they are divided among seven people. They can only be cut four times. How do you cut them?"
Huo Lishang smiled and said: "It's too simple, hack four people to death, and leave one for each of the remaining three!"
Zheng Jian: "..." Damn it, this guy is a ruthless person!
"Brother, you are too childish, can you do something difficult?" Huo Lishang said leisurely, shaking the red wine glass.
Zheng Jian pondered for a while, "If you have three heads and six arms, and you get a cerebral thrombosis, then I would like to ask: Do you have cerebral thrombosis in one head or three?"
Huo Lishang: "This..."
The resentment value from Huo Lishang is +8999.
Cerebral thrombosis one after another made Huo Lishang dizzy from the bombardment in just a moment...
The poor "Yedi" can be considered a man of profound knowledge, but Zheng Jian's question angle is really too tricky...
2000years later...
Huo Lishang's hair was in a messy bun, scattered in front of him, his eyes were dull, his eyes were dull, and his lips were trembling.
"3 and seven wishes, let me ask you to answer. Please listen to the question: One times zero equals zero. Is it because 0 times any number is 0, or because 1 times any number is that number?" Zheng Jian The speaking speed is very slow, Huo Lishang must be able to hear clearly.
Huo Lishang pursed his lips, and stared straight at Zheng Jian, "Brother, big brother, let's stop asking questions... I... I really can't answer! Let's switch identities! The stunning beauty you are looking for, the subordinates who are all over the 28 realms of the Seven Seas, the treasure house that is incomparably rich, the top status and power, all belong to you, let you experience the pinnacle of life... Whatever is fine, please don't ask me any more questions... ..."
Yunyue, Liushang and other four girls sat around without any image, yawning continuously...
Seeing that Huo Lishang's mental state was on the verge of collapse, Zheng Jian shook his head, "I don't!"
Huo Lishang: "..."
The resentment value from Huo Lishang is +9999.
"Hey, Xiao Huo, let's stop here today! There are still four wishes left in 690, remember it first... remember to study hard in the future, you must know that there are roads in the mountains of books, and the Ming Dynasty will make boats!"
After all, Zheng Jian glanced at Huo Lishang who was almost in a nervous breakdown again, got up and floated off the boat.
It's already bright outside...
On Yedi's ship, Huo Lishang sat paralyzed on the ground for a long time without saying a word.
In this short night, he may need a lifetime to heal.
"Youhu, let's go, let's go, get out of here! Go to Shijue Island, hurry up!"
……
Standing on the bank of Changhua Island, watching Yedi leave the coast as if fleeing in a boat, Zheng Jian had a faint smile on his face.
"Huo Lishang, I'm afraid that bad luck is coming..."
After muttering something to himself, Zheng Jian stepped out slowly and headed towards the island.
When I came to the center of Changhua Island, I found that there was a ruin here, and it was razed to the ground for several miles.
"Brother, do you know what happened here? Wasn't it like this last time?"
A clear voice suddenly sounded in Zheng Jian's ear.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw a man in a green robe, with slightly white temples, and a dignified aura, very extraordinary.
At this time, the man was asking an old man passing by.
"It's terrible! Speaking of it, it was the first day of last month, and the sky was full of fire dragons, just like the sun falling, destroying the family of Island Master Qu! Even my house was shaken..." The old man replied tremblingly Dao, with horror on his expression.
Zheng Jian looked at the man in green robe, and felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart.
In his eyes, there are infinite star lines of cause and effect, which are dazzling.
"The cause of all fruits? Reckless King Kong and Meng Qi! Well, now he is a Dharmakaya Immortal...should be right!" Zheng Jian thought to himself.
Meng Qi came here to investigate the realities of the overseas fairy world. Hearing that the member of "Xianji" "Huanglong Zhenren" was exterminated, his heart suddenly moved slightly.
He pretended to be dazed and said: "I heard that Island Master Qu has always been kind to others and is an important member of the Heavenly Dao League. How could he be exterminated?"
The old man shook his head, "How can we mortals know the secrets, but I heard that the patrol envoy from the Heavenly Dao Sect came to visit that night, and after he left, a tragedy happened..."
……
Zheng Jian looked at Meng Qi leisurely, he was always curious about the state of the Beyonder.
As the other side, the past, present and future are everywhere, and when traced back to the time when the world was created, it has various indescribable characteristics.
Once, Zheng Jian had another guess.
Taking Meng Qi as an example, after he achieved the other shore, Meng Qi at any point in the long river of time was the other shore level.
But now when he saw Meng Qi, he realized that was not the case!
At this juncture, Meng Qi is still a human being!
In this way, this kind of tracing back to the past and occupying the future may be another explanation...
Meng Qi has achieved Yuanshi Tianzun in this era, so he can go back to any past time node in the future node, and can change the direction of time without interference from other people from the other side!
Going back to the past, but not changing the past.
But if there is a person from the other side who wants to open the long river of time and kill him when he is weak, then Meng Qi from the other side of the future node will feel it and can come from the future to the present...
In other words, they still need to go through this process linearly from the stage of weak enlightenment to the other side of the future.
After going back, the other side of the future can come to any time node!
If necessary, such as the death of the past self...
That future body on the other side can open the long river of time and change the ending.
As the saying goes: winning or losing is a common matter in military affairs, heroes, please start again!
Of course, there is a limit to this kind of restart. This is an ideal state assuming that there is no interference from other people from the other side. If there is interference from the other side, this is not necessarily the case...
Therefore, there is that sentence, that is, only those from the other side can contend against those from the other side!
Therefore, as long as I don't think about killing the Mang King Kong of the current node, the Yuanshi Tianzun Meng Qi of the future node will not come to the current node...
Of course, Zheng Jian had no intention of killing Meng Qi in the first place!
Just as Zheng Jian was thinking, Mang Jingang and Xiaomeng had already finished asking for information.
When he was about to go to Shijue Island, Xiao Meng's eyes fell on Zheng Jianjian as if by some kind of induction.
"This person...it's a wonderful feeling..." Xiao Meng thought to himself, he felt that his "Tao Yi Yin" was actually touched, which was an unprecedented situation.
Zheng Jian smiled at Xiao Meng, nodded slightly, then turned and left.
There are too many causes and effects on Xiaomeng, and Zheng Jian still doesn't want to attract the eyes of those big men from the other side...
After meeting Xiaomeng on Daozuo, Zheng Jian didn't stay on Changhua Island, but took a step forward and came to Sanxian Island.
……
"Sanxian Island..." Zheng Jian looked at the island in front of him with deep and complicated eyes.
The world of "The Lord of the World" also has gods, but the process and results of the gods are completely different from the world of "Gods" that Zheng Jian has been to.
Sanxiao, who possessed good fortune and self-cultivation, set up a nine-curved Yellow River formation, swept across Yuxu's family, and finally died at the hands of Yuanshi Tianzun and Daode Tianzun, and became a god.
But there is no Daoist Hongjun in this world. Lingbao Tianzun wanted to restore the earth, water, fire and wind, but the fall of the ancient heaven came to an abrupt end.
As a result, Sanxiao escaped from the catastrophe, but he no longer had the old view of good fortune, so it was difficult for him to survive in seclusion.
In the end, after leaving the Sanxiao Dao Lineage behind, they died one after another in less than a thousand years...
The Sanxian Island remains unchanged, but the people have changed.
"Bi Xiao in this world has already sat down... Then if I bring Bi Xiao from the world of "Feng Shen" over, what kind of changes will happen..." Zheng Jian muttered to himself. For him with legendary characteristics, this is no difficult task.
"In the original book, I remember that the Golden Emperor resurrected San Xiao at the end... Will there be two Bi Xiao?"
Um?Two Bixiao?Double the fun?
Pooh!
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