I am not a serious young man

As expected of the three ancestors of the human race, the value of resentment is tens of thousands, and this must be arranged.

Xuanyuan Shenghuang couldn't stand it anymore, looked at Zheng Jian, and said sternly: "Zheng Jian, the Shenghuang told you that enlightenment is not accidental! It's all honed with time! Look, the same two One piece of wood was made into a statue, and the other was made into a step. After thousands of years, the step has a spirit. When I questioned the statue, it said: "They are also made of wood. Why do everyone step on me and worship you?" What?' Guess what the idol said?"

Zheng Jian made a sign of listening carefully, and happily said: "How do you say?"

Xuanyuan Shenghuang silently nodded, it seems that this child can still be saved...

So Emperor Xuanyuan smiled and said: "It said: You were cut six times, but I became a god after going through thousands of cuts! So, if you want to become a Taoist, you must go through terrible trials. Tell me , is this the truth?"

Fuxi Shenghuang and Shennong Shenghuang nodded one after another. When it comes to chicken soup, Xuanyuan Shenghuang's is still delicious!

Zheng Jian tilted his head and thought for a while, then murmured: "Sacred Emperor Xuanyuan, if you say that...the cutting board has something to say...every day I get chopped up by people, and I have suffered so many knives. What about people offering it?"

With that said, Zheng Jian made a gesture of chopping vegetables, "Tut Tuk Tuk."

Emperor Xuanyuan: "???"

The resentment value from Emperor Xuanyuan +19999.

"Hahahahahahahahaha..." Fuxi Shenghuang laughed, and even the mild-tempered Shennong Shenghuang couldn't help laughing.

Good guy, such a fragrant chicken soup can poison you, boil it directly into a bowl of poisonous chicken soup!

It's like a heifer and ten bulls - awesome!

Xuanyuan Shenghuang lost his temper by Zheng Jian, and said angrily: "What are you doing here? Are you talking about it?"

Zheng Jian grinned and said, "Ah... how about it? Master Shenghuang, your Huoyun Cave...has no Huoyun!"

Emperor Xuanyuan: "..."

The resentment value from Emperor Xuanyuan +9999.

Holy Emperor Xuanyuan took a deep breath and tried his best to calm down his emotions. He was really afraid that he could not help but slap this bastard to death...

How can it be so cheap?

Shenghuang Shennong couldn't stand it anymore, raised his hand, and signaled Shenghuang Xuanyuan to calm down, and then he said to Zheng Jian: "Zheng Jian, we are all for your own good, and we are all for your practice. Wouldn't it be better to have one more saint? In the time when I was king, the human race was struggling to move forward. At that time, there was an old man named Fool, who lived in the front of the mountain, and it was inconvenient to travel, so he organized his family Opening the mountain... After the wise man heard about it, he laughed at the fool, saying that he would not live for a few days, and still wanted to open the mountain? Zheng Jian, guess what the fool said?"

Zheng Jian curled his lips, it was the story of Yugong Yishan again...

However, are you really not worried about the crazy ravings of Ke Banyu, the master of the bathroom?

After the Holy Emperor Shen Nong finished speaking, he said with a smile: "So, don't be afraid of suffering, don't be afraid of fatigue, as long as you have sincerity, you can move mountains!"

Zheng Jian heard the words: "Sacred Emperor Shennong, I heard that your daughter has turned into a Jingwei, and she is determined to fill the sea? Is it true?"

Shenghuang Shennong nodded sadly upon hearing this.

"Then why didn't Yugong find Jingwei? Where can I pick up rocks? It's not a stone. Just pick it up from the door of Yugong's house...Why didn't Jingwei ask Kuafu for a drink? Why didn't Kuafu chase the sun?" Hou Yi wanted it directly? Why didn’t the descendants shoot the sun and borrow arrows from straw boats?”

Shenghuang Shennong's eyes froze instantly...

What a genius!

The resentment value from Emperor Shennong +9999.

"Zheng Jian, it's not right for you to be so arrogant! Sea water is salty, so can you drink it?" Fuxi Shenghuang asked.

Zheng Jian thought for a while and replied: "It can be like this. Kuafu first went to Hou Yi to ask for a sun, threw it into the sea to evaporate the sea water, and then asked the Dragon King to cool down the evaporated water vapor, and it turned into rain. Steamed up the rest The sea salt was taken to Yugong’s house by Jingwei and piled up into two big mountains. This is the origin of Wangwu Mountain and Taihang Mountain. Later, the Fool decided not to move the mountain, so he planted a gourd seed on the mountain and seven flowers on a vine. Flowers are not afraid of wind and rain, and grow into seven gourd babies...Then the fool was captured by the snake spirit, and the gourd babies went to save the fool..."

The Three Saint Emperors fell into a sluggish state at the same time, this guy, how can he break up...

"Don't talk so much! Yugong focuses on the spirit of moving mountains! Zheng Jian, you must have moving mountains, moving mountains, moving mountains..."

"I know this! Twinkle, twinkle, sparkle, the sky is full of small stars, hanging in the sky to shine brightly, like many small eyes? The Holy Emperor is teaching me to shine like a star?" Zheng Zheng Jian opened his eyes wide.

"Cough cough cough..."

The resentment value from Xuanyuan Shenghuang is +19999, the resentment value from Fuxi Shenghuang is +10000, and the resentment value from Shennong Shenghuang is +8999.

"You... You bastard, give me the fuck out of here!" Xuanyuan Shenghuang said angrily.

Zheng Jian laughed so cheaply, "Okay, okay, let's be serious!"

Three Holy Emperors: "???"

Who's been joking around here?

Zheng Jianyu said earnestly: "Master Shenghuang, what do you think people live for? It's not just two things, do you know what they are?"

Sanshenghuang squinted at Zheng Jian, "Life and death? Eating and sleeping?"

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "No~~Yes! These two things are actually simple, aren't they just three meals a day?"

Fuxi Shenghuang asked suspiciously: "Isn't three meals a day one thing? Another thing?"

Zheng Jian said casually: "Two pieces! One day and three meals!"

"Pfft..." Holy Emperor Xuanyuan burst into laughter.

Zheng Jian shook his head, "So, Fuxi Shenghuang, you are still too naive as a big brother... Don't you see that the old man Xuanyuan Shenghuang immediately understood this?"

The resentment value from Emperor Xuanyuan +19999.

Holy Emperor Fuxi looked at Holy Emperor Xuanyuan in surprise, "Third brother, what do you mean?"

Holy Emperor Xuanyuan suddenly thought of Nine Heavens Profound Girl...

He shook his head and didn't speak.

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Of course I understand! Holy Emperor Fuxi, if you want to know, after I leave, let Holy Emperor Xuanyuan talk to your elder brother!"

"Nonsense, it's obviously a long talk!"

"You can do whatever you want..." Zheng Jian said with a smile.

"It's whatever you want!" Xuanyuan Shenghuang said furiously, and the more he said this, the more outrageous it was...

The resentment value from Emperor Xuanyuan +19999.

"Hey... Isn't there still pushing brother to the belly? Only by pushing brother to the belly can the brother be in full bloom, and finally the brother will be convinced..." Zheng Jian laughed cheaply, and he suddenly found that Xuanyuan Shenghuang is so smart, He was able to keep up with the speed of his own car... Ahh, it's the rhythm!

The resentment value from Emperor Xuanyuan +19999.

Both Fuxi Shenghuang and Shennong Shenghuang were too simple to understand what Zheng Jian and Xuanyuan Shenghuang were talking about, and always felt that Zheng Jian's accent was a bit problematic.

So, sometimes, knowing too much is also an annoyance!

No, Holy Emperor Xuanyuan wished to tear Zheng Jian alive...

Let this guy talk nonsense here.

"So, Holy Emperor, why are you working so hard to cultivate the Tao? It's not practical! Why don't you learn to argue with me, and you can be mad at you without using your hands..."

The resentment value from Emperor Fuxi +10000.

Fuxi Shenghuang really couldn't stand this guy anymore, with a wave of his right hand, Zheng Jian was swatted away like a fly...

"San Sheng Huang, I will definitely come back!"

In Huoyun Cave, the three holy emperors looked at each other with a deep sense of helplessness.

"This guy, I'm really curious how many times a day he is beaten by the leader of Tongtian?" Fuxi Shenghuang said with emotion.

Xuanyuan Shenghuang snorted, "Of course it's three meals a day... Bah! Three meals a day!"

"Hey, third brother, come and tell us, three meals a day...why are they two things?" Shennong Shenghuang said in a daze, his eyes full of curiosity.

Xuanyuan Shenghuang looked a little embarrassed, looked at the eyes of the two brothers full of curiosity, thought for a while, and said in a low voice: "That's it."

"Damn!" Fuxi Shenghuang's face turned livid, "It's really dirty, shameless, obscene..."

Shenghuang Shennong also looked embarrassed, staring blankly at Shenghuang Xuanyuan, among thousands of words, only one sentence can represent his heart, "Third brother..."

After all, apart from Xuanyuan Shenghuang who is good at reconciling yin and yang, Fuxi Shenghuang has always been single, and Shennong Shenghuang only has an ordinary wife...

It's no wonder Xuanyuan Shenghuang can keep up with Zheng Jian's rhythm...

Xuanyuan Shenghuang smiled embarrassingly: "It made the two brothers laugh... Occasionally dabbling, just occasionally dabbling... Ha, ha ha..."

……

Back on Penglai Island, Zheng Jian was extremely satisfied!

During this trip to Huoyun Cave, there was quite a lot of resentment...

Zheng Jian decided that he would go to Huoyun Cave if he had nothing to do in the future. Although there is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no fire cloud in Huoyun Cave, there is resentment value...

Standing at Langhuan's cave, Zheng Jian suddenly became interested, and simply used his hands as pens and water as ink to write on the ground under his feet.

As it was being written, a figure came from far and near, it was none other than Bi Xiao...

"Won't this bitch be thirsty again?" Zheng Jian suddenly had a thought in his mind, and immediately took the lead.

When Bi Xiao came to the entrance of the cave, he saw the words formed by the water stains on the ground, and asked in confusion, "Little bitch, what did you write?"

Zheng Jian smiled and said: "Writing... Bi Xiao, you are not a husband, are you? Can't read?"

Bi Xiao looked at the writing on the ground and became even more puzzled, "What kind of writing do you mean?"

"Good word! There's a woman on the left and one on the right!" Zheng Jian replied.

The more Bi Xiao looked at it, the more wrong it became, "Little bitch, on the right side of you, it clearly says '了', you are missing a horizontal line! It should be the word '子'!" She squatted down and put her hand on the Pull hard on the ground.

Zheng Jian nodded, and calmly said: "I know, it's just... I didn't pee..."

As if struck by lightning, Bi Xiao's right hand froze in mid-air, and his pupils trembled crazily...

"Ah..." Bi Xiao, who had reacted, screamed and startled a pool of gulls on the island.

The resentment value from Bixiao +8999.

……

Chapter 625

The last chapter should be 622, I made a mistake...

Xiqi.

Jiang Ziya cast a spell to destroy Lu Xiong. Although he won the war, he committed a heinous murder, which made Xiqi feel very disappointed for a while.

However, before Jiang Ziya could breathe a sigh of relief, the news that the four generals of Jiamengguan Mojia led an army came to Xiangfu again.

Jiang Ziya: "..."

Fighting day after day, it really doesn't stop all day...

In the prime minister's mansion, when Jiang Ziya gathered the generals to discuss, another soldier came to report outside, saying that there were several young generals outside the gate who had voted.

Jiang Ziya was overjoyed and hurried out to check.

"Greetings to Uncle Jiang, I am Jin Zha, a disciple of Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun in Yunxiao Cave, Wulong Mountain, and I am here to help Uncle Master at the order of my master!" This is Jin Zha.

"Greetings to Uncle Jiang, I am Mu Zha, a disciple of Immortal Puxian in Baihe Cave, Jiugong Mountain. I was ordered by my master to help my uncle in cutting merchants." This is Mu Zha.

The last one had a blue face and red hair, with fangs turned out, and wings of wind and thunder on his back. Needless to say, it was Lei Zhenzi.

"Good! Good! Good!" Jiang Ziya was overjoyed, and quickly welcomed the three young generals into the prime minister's mansion to discuss the plan to fight against the four generals of the Demon family.

When Jin Zha and Mu Zha saw Nezha in the mansion, they hurriedly said, "Third brother!"

Nezha didn't know the two of them, and looked at them indifferently.

After some introduction, Nezha realized that the two were his elder brothers, but he had already eviscerated his father and cut his flesh back to his mother. Now that he is the incarnation of a lotus flower, he just has the name of Li Nezha, so he has a lot of love for Jin Zha. He Mu Zha didn't catch a cold.

Seeing that the three brothers were all in Xiqi, Jin Zha immediately thought of persuading his father Li Jing to come to Xiqi. After discussing with Jiang Ziya privately, he quietly rushed to Chentangguan with Mu Zha.

……

Chentang Pass.

Since Nezha eviscerated his father and cut his flesh back to his mother, the Dragon King of the East China Sea has settled his grievances, and Li Jing and his wife have returned to a peaceful life.

On this day, just as Li Jing returned to the mansion, he saw that Jin Zha and Mu Zha had returned, and he was overjoyed.

"Jin Zha, Mu Zha, didn't you follow the immortals to practice Taoism? Why are you back?"

Jin Zha and Mu Zha looked at each other, knelt down and said: "Father, my brothers are all cultivating Taoism under the sect of the Taoist Immortal. Now that Taoism has been completed, I was ordered to go down the mountain to help King Wu of Xiqi defeat Zhou. Now Xiqi is flourishing, I have defeated Zhang Guifang, Lu Xiong and several other Shang army, occupying half of the country, which is the destiny. I came back today to persuade my parents and my brother to return to Zhou with their families..."

Li Jing was shocked, and immediately became furious, "It's nonsense! I, Li Jing, have been greatly favored by the king and have been loyal and good for generations. How could I do such a rebellious thing! You two rebellious sons, it's nothing more than treason yourself, but you still want your father? I also fell into disloyalty and disfilial! See if I don't beat you to death!"

When Mu Zha heard this, he raised his head and said, "Father, do you still remember the third brother?"