I am not a serious young man

When Di Xin heard the words, he hurriedly bowed again, "My disciple is incompetent, causing wars to break out and people to die... Teacher, but I don't know what you have to do to defeat the enemy?"

Zheng Jian laughed loudly, "If it is so easy to defeat the enemy in this battle, how could Pindao come in person? No matter whether it is Ji Fa, who is known as the king of Wu in Xiqi, or the army of Dongyi and Wen Taishi, there are big people behind him. Teach support! This battle will not end in a short time..."

Di Xin frowned, and murmured, "Has it come to this?"

Seeing Di Xin's appearance, Zheng Jian comforted him and said, "You don't have to worry too much! I came here as a teacher to let you know that I am going to go to Xiqi in person to sit in the army and help Zhang Guifang to gather strange people from three mountains and five mountains. Stranger, deal with Xiqi's army."

Di Xin was overjoyed when he heard the words, and immediately said: "With the teacher on the horse, I am lonely and worry-free! I would like to worship the teacher as the Grand Marshal of the Western Expedition. Including the five passes, all troops and horses will be at the teacher's disposal!"

"Pfft... Nonsense! I am a Qi refiner as a teacher, how can I be your general? I am only responsible for helping you shake people and deal with strange people from Xiqi..." Zheng Jian said with a smile, "However, say As for the soldiers and horses of the five levels, your general soldiers have their own abilities, and you can call me when you need it."

"Everything is up to the teacher." Di Xin suddenly gained confidence in his heart. In his mind, Zheng Jian is omnipotent!

"By the way, teacher, there is a person who came to Chaoge recently, named Shen Gongbao. I can only see that he also has literary and martial arts in his chest, possesses the five elements and Taoism, and is also a true immortal. Teacher, do you want to meet this person?" Di Xin suddenly remembered one person.

When Zheng Jian heard this, his heart moved, and Shen Gongbao finally came down from the mountain to appear on the stage!

However, up to now, he has experienced the attacks of saints in the world of "Fengshen", even if he heard the name of Shen Gongbao, the pit emperor, it was just a little bit of a disturbance...

Under the current situation, Zheng Jian is not afraid of Shen Gongbao shaking people around at all. On the contrary, having Shen Gongbao will save him from running around in three mountains and five mountains...

"Yes!" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Di Xin nodded, and immediately ordered someone to ask for Shen Gongbao.

Soon, Shen Gongbao entered the palace and came to the side hall, but found that besides Di Xin, there was also a young Taoist with an extraordinary temperament.

Shen Gongbao was actually quick-witted and very shrewd. Just looking at Di Xin's eyes, he could tell that the Taoist in front of him held an extraordinary position in Di Xin's heart.

Therefore, Shen Gongbao saluted Emperor Xin first, and then slapped Zheng Jian, saying: "Poverty Taoist Shen Gongbao, seeing that fellow Taoists are profound in Taoism and lingering in fresh air, he must be the emperor's teacher in the rumors, right?"

While Shen Gongbao was saluting, Zheng Jian was also observing Shen Gongbao, only to see that he was a fairy, with a good temperament.

He smiled and said: "You don't need to be too polite, you are a Taoist. Between you and me, you can call him a friend of the Tao."

In the Great Tribulation of Conferring the Gods, the superficial Conferred God is Jiang Ziya, but in fact there is another hidden Conferred God, namely Shen Gongbao.

Yuanshi Tianzun has an arrogant personality, and he is more elitist in elucidating teachings.

However, Shen Gongbao and Jiang Ziya are two exceptions, one is a leopard spirit, and the other has no aptitude for cultivation.

But Yuanshi Tianzun accepted it, and he didn't teach Taoism well, he specially taught Wentao Wulue Emperor's art, you said Jiang Ziya is the one who should be robbed, that's all...

Shen Gongbao is a good seedling who practiced Taoism. What is it that you cultivate like this?

A strong taste of calculation.

Now, Jiang Ziya has gone to Xingzhou, and this Shen Gongbao really came to protect the merchants just as Yuanshi Tianzun planned...

Walking all the way in the heavens, Zheng Jian knows a truth, that is, don't treat every figure in the heavens one-sidedly.

The angle you stand at is different, and the scene you see naturally is different.

In all fairness, Shen Gongbao actually has Jinxiu in his belly, Wentao Wulue, Taoism and cultivation base, all aspects are excellent!

In a sense, this guy can be regarded as the originator of strategists!

……

At that moment, in front of Emperor Xin, Zheng Jian began to chat with Shen Gongbao, starting from the way of governing the country, and then talking about Taoism. The Shangqing Immortal Law and Yuqing Immortal Law confirmed each other.

"It's no wonder that Di Xin trusts this lowly immortal fellow Taoist so much, he is really a unique expert!" Shen Gongbao thought to himself.

Chatting and chatting, without knowing it, the topic started to drift.

Zheng Jian looked at Shen Gongbao and suddenly asked, "Fellow Daoist Shen, I have a question I want to ask you."

Shen Gongbao smiled with his beard, "Fellow Taoist, please tell me, as long as the poor Taoist knows about it, I will never keep it private."

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said, "Tell me, if a person is born deaf, then... what language does he use when he talks to himself?"

Shen Gongbao was taken aback, "Although he is deaf, he is not dumb. Naturally, he speaks the same language as us?"

"You Daoist Shen, he was born deaf, which means that he will not hear any sound from birth! Since he can't hear, it is impossible to babble! In this way, even if he understands sign language, the words he talks to himself in his heart ...How do you make gestures?" Zheng Jian's thinking was very clear, and after some argumentation, Shen Gongbao was immediately fascinated...

Obviously he claims to be well-educated and talented, but at this moment he is speechless and unable to answer...

Di Xin still kept smiling, knowing that his master started asking those weird questions again...

In fact, when he was traveling and studying with Zheng Jian, he also liked to ask questions, but after so many years of being a king, Di Xin rarely asked these questions. Now, listening to Zheng Jian questioning Shen Gongbao, he felt a sense of cordiality. .

"Zheng Daoyou, your brain... like this, if you come up with another one, you won't be able to answer if you don't believe me." Shen Gongbao didn't believe in evil ways.

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, and said again: "This is a text question, please listen to the question: What is the synonym of the synonym...?"

Shen Gongbao blurted out: "Nature is a synonym."

Zheng Jian shook his head, "No, no, I'm asking about synonyms of synonyms, sameness and similarity, fellow Daoist Shen can't tell the difference, right?"

Shen Gongbao: (`д')

His mood is a little unstable...

The resentment value from Shen Gongbao is +4999.

"Then tell me, what is the synonym of a synonym? There is no answer to this question..." Shen Gongbao sullenly said, if Di Xin hadn't been present, he might have already started to shoot the case!

Zheng Jian chuckled and said, "Synonyms of synonyms... naturally they are synonyms. How can fellow Daoist Shen fail to answer such a simple question?"

Shen Gongbao: "..."

The resentment value from Shen Gongbao is +4999.

If Shen Gongbao is also a time traveler, he will definitely be able to say a classic "Fuck"!

"No, if you come again, Pindao won't believe it..." he said indignantly.

Shen Gongbao, who claims to be omniscient in both literary and martial arts, was a little bit shocked...

Zheng Jian laughed loudly and said, "In this way, the previous question is still too difficult for you. This time I asked a three-year-old child who can answer it. Is it okay?"

"No, is Pindao a three-year-old child? Why do you look down on Pindao?" Shen Gongbao became even more angry, "You should at least ask a five-year-old... oh no, a six-year-old."

The resentment value from Shen Gongbao is +4999.

Zheng Jianqiang held back his smile, and pondered: "Okay, just ask a six-year-old. Please listen to the question: the word meaning...what does it mean?"

Shen Gongbao was dumbfounded again, his expression was one part shocked, three parts numb, five parts angry, and seven parts bitter.

He...can't answer again...

The resentment value from Shen Gongbao is +5999.

After a long while, Shen Gongbao finally said dejectedly: "It doesn't make any sense!"

"Then ask some meaningful...for example, I want to kill you, then...how can you not only satisfy my desire to kill, but also help me get rid of the guilt caused by it?"

Shen Gongbao was about to cry, "Fellow Daoist, please let Xiao Shen go... Xiao Shen really can't answer... You don't have an answer to this question!"

The resentment value from Shen Gongbao is +5999.

Zheng Jian smiled and said, "Why no answer? Your value to me is to dispel my guilt. If you can't, it proves that you are worthless to me! In this way, I will certainly not feel guilty about killing a worthless person." Sensation... Fellow Daoist Shen, what do you think?"

Shen Gongbao's face was so exciting, "You...you...Xiao Shen is convinced, convinced..."

Seeing this, Zheng Jian laughed, "It's all just a joke... Fellow Daoist Shen, people need to study more. After all, when they see the beautiful scenery of the sunset, they will say, 'The sunset and the solitary bird fly together, It’s such a good sentence. Otherwise, it’s just saying: ‘Oh, so many birds, such a beautiful sunset, how beautiful it is’!”

……

Chapter 620 The Battle of Xiqi Begins

in the palace.

Shen Gongbao's expression was dull, his eyes stared at Zheng Jian, his eyes were empty...

Di Xin stifled his laughter and almost got internal injuries. He is really the only master in the world!

Look at the person Shen Gongbao asked...

"Fellow Daoist Shen, fellow Daoist Shen, are you swollen?" Zheng Jian said in shock.

Shen Gongbao shuddered, his mind suddenly cleared, he shook his head hastily and said, "It's nothing...it's nothing."

After a pause, Shen Gongbao smiled wryly and said: "Brother Zheng Dao, you are a talent for changing opportunities, and the poor are willing to bow down..."

Zheng Jian showed a smirk.

Cheap Immortal VS Pit Emperor.

Round1

The cheap fairy wins!

Shen Gongbao was extremely bitter in his heart. He originally thought that with his own ability, he would come to Dashang to gain a position comparable to Jiang Ziya's, so as to display his talent.

But who would have thought that the teacher of Emperor Xin would actually make himself speechless in terms of knowledge and eloquence...

Shen Gongbao's confidence was seriously frustrated...

Seeing this, Di Xin exchanged colors with Zheng Jian, and immediately laughed and said, "Shen Xianzhang, I wish to worship you as the guardian of the country, only under the emperor's teacher, but I don't know what the fairy will do?"

Shen Gongbao was stunned when he heard the words, feeling overjoyed. When he met Di Xin's eyes, he found that it was not a joke, but quite sincere.

He suddenly moved in his heart, bowed to the ground, and said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, Pindao! To be honest, Pindao has known many fellow Taoists, and is willing to travel all over the three mountains and five mountains for the King, and invite fellow Taoists from all walks of life to Xiqi to help the King calm down Rebellion!"

Zheng Jian smiled and said: "It's so good! Pindao is wishing to go to Xiqi, and he is sitting in Zhang Zongbing's army, and he is waiting for Fellow Daoist Shen to invite friends..."

He didn't tell Shen Gongbao about his identity as the deputy leader of the Interpretation of Education, mainly because he was afraid that after revealing his identity, Shen Gongbao would not even be ashamed to say "Daoist friends, please stay" to the disciples of the Intercepting Education...

Well, let's give Shen Gongbao a stage to show himself.

At that time, those who should be on the list will be on the list, and those who should not be on the list will be protected by themselves.

Of course, educating disciples is the priority!

Swap each other!

……

The next day, Zheng Jian arrived outside the barracks of the Western Expedition Army.

In the big tent of the Chinese army, Zhang Guifang was looking at the military newspaper, when suddenly a soldier came to report: "General Qi, Emperor Chaoge and Master Immortal have arrived and are waiting outside the gate of the camp!"

Zhang Guifang was overjoyed when she heard the words, and hurriedly said: "Quickly order all the generals to meet the emperor!"

After a while, the gate of the Chinese army barracks opened wide. Zhang Guifang, dressed in military uniform, led all the generals out to greet her. Sure enough, she saw Zheng Jian standing outside the barracks.

"The emperor's teacher is here, Zhang Guifang is in armor, so it's not surprising that he can't fully salute, not yet the emperor's teacher!" Zhang Guifang had accompanied Yabi to Penglai in the past, met Zheng Jian, and hurriedly worshiped him.

"See the emperor teacher!" Behind him, Feng Lin and other generals also bowed and saluted.

With a faint smile, Zheng Jian flicked out a wave of weak strength to support the generals, "You don't need to be polite!"

At present, Zheng Jian followed Zhang Guifang into the main tent of the Chinese army, and many lieutenants and generals on both sides sat down according to their positions.

"Master, please sit down!" Zhang Guifang said in a deep voice.

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "There's no need to do that, you are the commander of the three armies, and the poor are just here to help you, to deal with the immortal people behind Xiqi."

Zhang Guifang asked repeatedly, but in vain, so she had to order someone to build one beside her.

Zheng Jian sat down happily.

"Emperor Master, now that soldiers are approaching the city of Xiqi, do you have any advice on the war?" Zhang Guifang asked.

Zheng Jian smiled, "General Zhang, how to deploy troops is up to you! Unless there is someone from the immortal way on Xiqi's side, the poor Taoist will take action. The poor Taoist has only one thing to say, and it is very simple! Yes Xiqi generals, no matter who they are, as long as they are captured, they will be killed on the spot!"

As soon as these words came out, all the generals in the big tent were instantly terrified.

Zhang Guifang wondered: "Emperor Master, don't you need to capture the enemy general and escort Chaoge?"

This is also the characteristic of the generals of the great merchants. No matter who they catch, they always want to escort Chao Ge to show their merits, but in the end they are always rescued by the evangelists with various means...

Then he was killed by the teachings!

Zheng Jian came here, on the one hand, to squeeze out the resentment value of the Xianjiao immortals;

Anyway, Daoist Taiyi has already entered the list...

As for Yuanshi Tianzun, Zheng Jian has already made an appointment with the leader of Tongtian. Once Yuanshi leaves Yuxu Palace, his own leader will also come. Who is afraid of whom?

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, with a cold murderous intent in his eyes, "No need! There is a poor way, and you will never bury your achievements in beheading the generals and capturing the flag! Remember, just behead the generals, don't capture them alive!"

"No!" Zhang Guifang felt Zheng Jian's killing intent, and was immediately awe-inspiring.