I am not a serious young man

One side of the sword body is engraved with the sun, moon and stars, and the other side is engraved with mountains, rivers, grass and trees.

On one side of the sword hilt is written the techniques of farming and animal husbandry, and on the other side is written the strategy of unifying the world.

Human Emperor Sword!

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Chapter 604 Di Xin: The body was almost hollowed out!

"Human Emperor Sword!" Seeing this legendary human holy sword, Zheng Jian's breathing suddenly became heavy, "Holy Emperor, give it to me?"

Xuanyuan Shenghuang glanced at Zheng Jian, and said lightly: "Only a human king can wear this sword! Although you are a human race, you must not be able to use this sword... unless you rule the world!"

The corner of Zheng Jian's mouth twitched, "Uh... what does the Holy Emperor mean?"

"The Sword of the Human Emperor naturally belongs to the King of Humans! You give it to Di Xin..." Xuanyuan Shenghuang said.

Zheng Jian nodded. It turned out that it was for Di Xin, but it is also good for Di Xin!

With the protection of this sword, Taoist Zhunti will try to mess around later... maybe he will be attacked by this sword!

The emperor Fuxi thought for a while, and said to the emperor Shennong on the left: "Since the third younger brother has given the human emperor sword to protect the human king! Then the second brother, you will work tirelessly to help the human king awaken his true nature."

Emperor Shennong nodded, and took out a pill from his bosom, "Zheng Jian, let Nadi Xin take this pill, it will make the spirit clear, the nature will be revitalized, the evil thoughts will subside, and the self will jump out of the sea of ​​consciousness and consciousness." .”

Zheng Jian took the elixir and Renhuang sword, feeling quite satisfied.

However, he changed his mind, no matter whether it was the Human Emperor Sword or the pill, it was all for Di Xin...

So, he salivated and said: "Then, three masters, look, do you have any gadgets that you can't use... It's rare for the disciple to come, and give him some souvenirs?"

The Three Emperors were stunned, and then laughed and scolded, "Well, you lazy bastard, how can we have any specialties in this Huoyun Cave? Hurry up, your master once got the Daozu magic treasure at Fenbaoya, you have nothing to do!" Guarding the treasure mountain without knowing it, but looking for us to beg for the treasure... Do you think you are stupid?"

Zheng Jian: "..."

After being told by the Three Sage Emperors, Zheng Jian suddenly came to his senses!

That's right, as the deputy leader and a direct disciple, I didn't even bestow a magic weapon!

Qingping Sword is only for her own use...

"Thank you Sanshenghuang for your guidance. When I go back, I will ask the leader for a magic weapon... If he doesn't give it to me, I will stay in Biyou Palace..."

"Hahahaha..." The Three Saint Emperors laughed loudly.

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Leaving Huoyun Cave, Zheng Jian held the elixir given by the Emperor Shennong in his left hand, and the Renhuang Sword given by Xuanyuan Shenghuang in his right hand, and came all the way towards Chaoge.

In an instant, he had arrived at Chaoge.

When they came to the palace, the guards of the palace changed their colors one after another when they saw this, "Forbidden place in the palace, stop here!"

"Where is Di Xin? Come out and see me!" Zheng Jian exhaled and shouted loudly.

After a while, Di Xin came out disheveled, his formerly heroic complexion now looked pale, his eyes sunken, his body hollowed out...

Seeing Zheng Jian, panic suddenly appeared in Di Xin's eyes.

Zheng Jian sneered, and shouted: "Stop! Head up, chest up, stomach in, hips up! Open your mouth!"

Dixin's conditioned reflex generally began to follow suit...

The next moment, Zheng Jian flicked a pill, and a pill fell into Di Xin's mouth, and it melted in the mouth.

"You... What did you eat for Gu?" Di Xin only felt a feeling of wanting to vomit.

"Of course it's medicine! If I don't come again, you big merchant king, take jujube pills!" Zheng Jian said coldly, "King Dixin, if you don't wake up now, when will you wait?"

"Ugh..." Di Xin suddenly felt cramps in his stomach, and couldn't help opening his mouth to vomit, but he spit out a ball of black and filthy stuff.

When he stood up again, Di Xin swept his eyes around the front and back, and said after a long time: "Suffocating Gu Ye... Teacher, you have finally come to save Gu... If you don't come, Gu will die!"

Zheng Jian knew that the Taoism under Zhuntibu had been solved, and said coldly: "What is the most important thing I can teach you as a teacher?"

Di Xin immediately stood up straight and shouted: "Without a woman in my heart, swordsmanship is natural. On the first page of the sword manual, forget about your sweetheart!"

"woke up?"

"Teacher, I'm sober! It feels like I've had a long, long dream... Come, someone, put Su Hu's daughter in limbo!" Di Xin shouted suddenly.

"Wait a minute!" Zheng Jian waved his hand and said, "Come on! Now that Su's daughter has been made a concubine, as long as she doesn't indulge in drinking and sex like before! It's you who fell into a bewilderment, and it's not Su's daughter's fault! Take care of your own wives and concubines yourself!"

Di Xin was taken aback by Zheng Jianxun...

"Also, this Human Emperor Sword is your compensation for being robbed during this period of time! You don't know this sword, do you?"

Di Xin looked at the Renhuang Sword and said happily, "Thank you..."

"Don't thank me, this is the protective sword given to you by the Holy Emperor Xuanyuan! The medicine you just took was also given by the Holy Emperor Shennong."

"Thank you, Holy Emperor Xuanyuan! Thank you, Holy Emperor Shennong! Thank you, the Three Holy Emperors of Fire Cloud Cave!" Di Xin said loudly, and immediately took the Human Emperor Sword with both hands.

Holy Emperor Xuanyuan bestowed the Human Emperor Sword, what does this mean?

This shows that the three great saint emperors of the human race have all recognized Da Shang and recognized him as the king of Emperor Xin. This is an unshakable orthodoxy!

"Okay, this matter is over, you can rest yourself, you should know about the Human Emperor Sword, don't let it out!"

"The disciple respectfully obeys the teacher's instructions." Di Xin said in a deep voice.

"That's good, I'll go." Zheng Jian nodded, auspicious clouds formed under his feet, and he went back to Penglai, East China Sea.

In the palace, Di Xin looked at the Renhuang Sword in his hand and was filled with emotion.

He remembered all the memories of this period. In fact, he was like a third party, clearly seeing that his body was out of his control, and he had done countless bad things.

Fortunately, he resisted vigorously every time, so he didn't make an irreparable big mistake.

Back in the harem, the nine-tailed fox slid up to him, looking at Di Xin with tenderness in his eyes, as if he had been taken in.

Di Xin stood where he was, silent for a moment, and said quietly, "You are a vixen."

As soon as these words came out, Nine-Tailed Fox panicked and looked at Di Xin in shock, "My lord, you... what are you talking about?"

Di Xin shook his head and said with a light smile, "I have recovered myself from the darkness! Of course I can clearly see that you are the illusion of a nine-tailed demon fox..."

The nine-tailed demon fox turned pale with fright, and just wanted to run away, only to realize that Di Xin had already grabbed her throat!

"Want to run?" Di Xin sneered, "The widow is a disciple of the Immortal Jiejiao, and he has also practiced a lot of self-protection skills since childhood. How dare the little nine-tailed fox make trouble for the widow?"

"Ahem... Your Majesty... Spare me... Concubine... Concubine... Cough..." Nine-Tailed Fox breathed hard, her heart was filled with fear, she had thousands of years of Taoism, but in the hands of Di Xin There was no room for retaliation.

"If the widow hadn't been enchanted by magic, how could you sneak into the palace?"

"Your Majesty...ahem...the concubine...has your...child..." Nine-Tailed Fox felt Di Xin's indifference, and he didn't dare to take any chances anymore, he hurriedly shouted.

Hearing this, Di Xin loosened his hand and threw the Nine-Tailed Fox on the ground, "What did you say?"

The nine-tailed fox couldn't help panting heavily, and finally said after a while: "The concubine...has a child of the king..."

Di Xin was stunned, and said in a daze: "You are a demon fox, and the widow is a human race. If this child is born, will it be a human or a demon?"

The nine-tailed fox looked at Di Xin in shock, and said sadly: "The Tu Shan family, the wife of the ancient Dayu, is also from our fox family. Look at his child Xia Qi..."

Di Xin suddenly realized, hesitated for a while, and still recognized the existence of the nine-tailed fox, "Forget it, since you and I are husband and wife, I will no longer pursue your identity as a demon fox! But from today on, you will stay in the harem peacefully. , If you interfere in politics again, you will never be merciless!"

Nine-Tailed Fox nodded with tears in his eyes, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness."

Di Xin strode out of the harem to deal with the backlog of government affairs.

The Nine-Tailed Fox sat paralyzed on the ground for a long time, before he regained his composure and wanted to leave, but his eyes fell on the slightly swollen belly, but he couldn't bear it.

"You enemy, I have to thank you for saving my mother!" The nine-tailed fox caressed his lower abdomen, a maternal radiance appeared on his face, "However, since you helped my mother, naturally my mother must also plan for you!"

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The next day, Emperor Xin ascended the court and gathered all civil and military officials.

The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were overjoyed to see that Emperor Xin had come to court again.

Shang Rong, Bigan and Mei Bo looked at each other, and they knew that the emperor master must have come, and they all had smiles on their faces.

"Play early if there is something to do, and leave the court if there is nothing to do." A servant said loudly.

After the monarch and ministers got it right, Di Xin returned to the harem, but suddenly heard the report: "Your Majesty, doctor Zhao Qi asked to see him and said he has something important to report."

"Oh? Let him in." Di Xin said lightly.

After a while, Zhao Qi came to Di Xin, prostrated himself and said, "My minister Zhao Qi, I pay my respects to the King."

"Get up and talk, what's the matter, Qing?" Di Xin said.

"My lord, in the past two years, the princes of the four directions have gradually shown signs of instability, especially Xibohou Jichang, who is called a sage, but in fact has great ambitions! There is also the matter of Fengming Qishan, so we must guard against it."

Di Xin murmured, "What good strategy does Zhao Qing have?"

"My minister thought that he could recruit the princes from all over the world to enter the court song, observe his words and observe his demeanor, and if there were any treacherous and loyal ones, he would be killed on the spot to avoid future troubles."

Hearing this, Emperor Xin sneered and said, "If you kill Ji Chang, Xiqi will not be rebellious? Zhao Qing, how short-sighted you are... If, according to your words, all the four great princes are killed, the world will enjoy peace I’m so lonely… If you kill Jichang here, the son of Xiqi Jichang will rebel! Not only that, but the other three princes, there are those who are dead and the singers, the rabbits and the foxes, all raised their flags one by one, In this way, the princes of the eight hundred towns will immediately turn half of them..."

Zhao Qi was speechless.

"However, Qing can see that Ji Chang's treachery seems to be loyal, and you are very discerning! It's just that the way of handling it is inappropriate...I just thought that Ji Chang had such thoughts, but he didn't have the guts!" Di Xin sneered.

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But it is said that after Zheng Jian handed the Human Emperor Sword to Di Xin, he returned to the East China Sea.

"Well, it is indeed time to ask Master for two magic treasures...Master doesn't realize it, I, as a disciple, can only go to Biyou Palace on Jinao Island to beg for food..."

Thinking of those good things in the hands of Master Tongtian, Zheng Jian's eyes became hot!

Is it too much for me to hold one or two innate spiritual treasures in my hands as the deputy leader of the sect?

Not at all too much!

It makes perfect sense!

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Chapter 605 The Saint Farts

Biyou Palace.

Zheng Jian sat paralyzed in front of Master Tongtian with no image, took out a pack of Furong King from his arms, took out one, held it in his mouth, and tapped his finger, a small flame appeared.

Light up the cigarette, take a sip, and immediately spit out smoke rings one after another, gradually drifting into Biyou Palace.

Master Tongtian looked at Zheng Jian's appearance, and wondered: "Zheng Jian, what is that thing you are sucking in your mouth? Sandalwood? Isn't that stuff lighted? Why do you suck it with your mouth?"

"Ahem..." Zheng Jian was choked by the words of Master Tongtian, and coughed a few times before recovering.

He looked sideways at Master Tongtian, "Master, it doesn't matter if you are alone without knowledge! The key is not to reveal your lack of knowledge at any time...Have you ever seen this kind of sandalwood?"

Master Tongtian: "...Speak well! Be careful not to cut you for the teacher!"

Zheng Jian took another sip, exhaled a long puff of smoke, and then said: "Master, have you ever heard that: a lotus king, life will not hesitate; a red double happiness, you are all eyes?"

Master Tongtian shook his head in bewilderment, "As a teacher, I know everything in the world, and I have never heard of such words."

"Hiss~~~Hoo~~~Master, do you want to try one?" Zheng Jian took out another Furong King and threw it to the leader.

Master Tongtian took it in his hand and asked curiously, "How...how did this come about?"

"Put it in your mouth, light the top with a small flame, then take a deep breath, feel the smoke wrapping around your body, and then exhale it out of your body." Zheng Jian said in a persuasive way.

Master Tongtian nodded, followed Zheng Jian's example, lit one, and took a deep breath.

then……

For a long while, the Master Tongtian didn't come out.

"Master, what are you doing? Just feel the smoke swirling around in your lungs. Are you planning to smoke for the New Year?"

The leader of Tongtian said, "Didn't you say it's lingering in the body? I'm not done yet!"

A bad premonition rose in Zheng Jian's heart, "Where are you now?"

"Well, it's coming out soon!" Master Tongtian's face turned blue, and his whole body tensed up.