I am not a serious young man

The resentment value from Bixiao +9999.

Zheng Jian's eyes lit up when he heard the words, "Huh? You can actually say allegory! You really can be said to be: dung beetle rides the clouds-you are so beautiful."

Bi Xiao: "..."

"Hey, are you going to die if you don't make a fool of yourself!" Bi Xiao stopped, staring at Zheng Jian and said.

Zheng Jian smiled and exaggeratedly said: "Stupid boy, who am I? I'm a cheap fairy... I rely on being cheap to make a living. If you let the dignified cheap immortals not be cheap, what are you doing? Versace?"

"What... what... Zhe?" Bi Xiao asked in a daze.

"You don't even understand! Another day, I, Duanmujian, will take you to Metersbonwe..." Zheng Jian said nonsense.

The more Bi Xiao listened, the more confused she became...

When I came to the cave mansion and sat down to chat, Immortal Hanzhi came in outside, plus Yang Chan, for a while, the cave mansion was full of female fairies with online beauty, Zheng Jian had a strange feeling sitting in it ...

Well, when you are away from home, Immortal Lan must protect yourself, and you must not be easily taken advantage of by these flowery Lu Xians!

"Bitch, explain to us now, what kind of suona are you playing outside?" Bi Xiao said fiercely, holding her slender waist with both hands.

"Yes, explain, explain!" Qiong Xiao followed.

Zheng Jian thought for a while, then asked doubtfully, "Don't you know the meaning of suona?"

"What does it mean?" Yang Chan asked curiously.

Zheng Jian settled down, and rap Zhenzao possessed him instantly. While gesturing, he sang: "The musical instruments in the world, the suona is the king. The end of the whole drama! The end of the whole drama! The sound of the song, the cloth and the cover, the whole village, old and young, wait for the food to be served, and they can carry it when they walk, followed by a piece of white. When the coffin is lifted and buried, relatives and friends~ ~~You guys cry for me..."

The girls: "..."

In an instant, all of them became masters of six-point language.

The resentment value from Yunxiao is +6999, the resentment value from Qiongxiao is +5999, the resentment value from Bixiao is +9999, and the resentment value from Hanzhixian is +3999.

"Zheng Jian, you...you can die if you want to, don't curse us, can you? Also, what kind of tune are you, you don't have any singing skills at all!"

As soon as Bi Xiao said this, all the girls nodded in unison.

Yun Xiao said lightly: "It's true that you don't have any singing skills at all!"

"Sister Hanzhi, come and perform for Hudan, what is singing!" Bi Xiao urged.

Fairy Hanzhi: "???"

"Come one, come one, come one..." Zheng Jian began to act as the atmosphere group very skillfully, clapping his hands while shouting.

After a while, Qiong Xiao, Bi Xiao, and Yang Chan all joined the atmosphere setting group, except for Han Zhixian himself and Yun Xiao who had a mild temper.

Han Zhixian's face was flushed with embarrassment, and she couldn't speak...

It took a long time to summon up the courage to say: "Then...then I will sing a few lines, just two lines..."

Immediately the cave fell silent, Immortal Han Zhi sang shyly and timidly: "Nothingness is the natural way, and things have the natural way, which is not annoying.

Hanging arches do nothing to rest the body, nothingness dwells in the curtain..."

Regarding this word, except for Yang Chan who is a little confused, everyone else is quite familiar with it, "Huang Ting Jing".

It's just that it is sung from Immortal Hanzhi's mouth at this time, singing in a low voice, melodious and melodious, it is really pleasant to hear.

After singing a few lines, Han Zhixian stopped with a flushed face, and refused to sing no matter how much she urged her...

"Did you hear that? Brother bitch, how dare you say you have singing skills?" Bi Xiao sneered mercilessly.

When Zheng Jian heard this, he suddenly got up.

Seeing this, Bi Xiao thought that Zheng Jian was angry, and her pretty face changed slightly, "Hey, you... are you angry? No way? I'm not even angry when you are so angry..."

Zheng Jian's face was serious and sad, "Many people have heard me sing, and they all scolded me that I didn't sing well."

Bi Xiaoqiao showed a bit of apology on her face, "Bitch, I... I didn't do it on purpose! You... Don't be sad!"

Zheng Jian's complexion became more and more serious. Looking up at the cave roof at a 45-degree angle, his tone suddenly increased by several octaves, "Please! I'm a good man, I don't even have a face...Why do you expect me to have singing skills?"

Be confident!

The girls were stunned for a moment, and felt that their emotions could not be stretched in an instant...

Bi Xiao's emotions were still immersed in guilt, and at this time Zheng Jian's coquettish words made such a turn, she almost lost her slender waist!

"Pfft... cluck cluck cluck cluck!" Bi Xiao burst out laughing immediately, leaning back and forth, slapping her thighs unceasingly, laughing out of tears, "Zheng...Zheng Jian, you...you look pretty, You can laugh so hard when you talk! I thought you were angry...you're a slut, a villain, and a weak soul!"

The rest of the girls also burst out laughing.

"Junior Brother Zheng, you..." Even though Yun Xiao had always been cold-tempered, he smiled a little at this time.

This guy is really... as his name suggests, he's too cheap, the kind that makes people feel helpless and dumbfounded.

And it's cheap, it's cheap, but it doesn't make people really angry...

As for Qiong Xiao, she smiled very shallowly. She was different from Yun Xiao's coldness and Bi Xiao's liveliness.

But Qiong Xiao is the most qualified audience among the three Xiaos, and can clearly see the psychology of everyone present.

She glanced at Bi Xiao, and lamented in her heart: "My silly sister... Didn't you realize that this guy makes you cry if he wants you to cry, and laughs if he wants you to laugh! He directly decided All your emotions..."

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Chapter 602 A Hibiscus King, Life Does Not Worry

When night fell, Zheng Jian got up to say goodbye.

"Third Sister, go see your junior brother off. My eldest sister and I will chat with Sister Hanzhi for a while." Qiong Xiao laughed.

"Oh, oh, okay." Bi Xiao nodded and followed Zheng Jian out of the cave.

The night is as cool as water, the sky is full of stars, moonlight and starlight shine on the calm sea, reflecting the galaxy.

"When you're drunk, you don't know the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams to press the galaxy." Zheng Jian couldn't help but chanted while looking at the magnificent scenery of the inverted Haitian Galaxy.

Bi Xiao looked at Zheng Jian in amazement, "Hey, bitch, can't you tell? You can actually recite poems! The boat is full of clear dreams and the galaxy, what a beautiful mood..."

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, stood with his hands behind his back, and said indifferently: "That's natural, you don't look at who I am? The dignified deputy leader of the sect, can you have no ink?"

Bi Xiao curled her lips when she heard this, "What's so great about the deputy leader!"

After being silent for a while, Bi Xiao suddenly said, "Bitch, now...just you and me, can we talk about some sensitive topics?"

When Zheng Jian heard this, he immediately became interested, "Huh? That's great, I like this..."

Bi Xiao's pretty face suddenly became peachy, and she smiled shyly, with two small dimples faintly appearing, "Then...you talk first."

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said, "At present... how do you view the situation of the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods?"

Bi Xiao's expression froze in an instant!

Seeing this, Zheng Jian wondered, "Why, is this topic not sensitive enough regarding the situation of the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods?"

Bi Xiao: "...Bitch, damn bitch! You are such a bitch!"

The resentment value from Bixiao +9999.

Zheng Jian looked at Bi Xiao who kept rolling his eyes, and changed the subject: "Bi Xiao, do you know why I can laugh so hard when I speak in front of you?"

Bi Xiao was taken aback for a moment, then said blankly, "Why?"

"Because...you look so funny!" Zheng Jian dropped a sentence, and instantly disappeared...

Bi Xiao shuddered and screamed: "Bitch, stop here, see if this girl won't beat you to death!"

The resentment value from Bixiao +9999.

She stomped her feet angrily, looked at Zheng Jianyuan's direction, with a smile in her eyes, and cursed: "Damn bitch!"

After saying that, Bi Xiao suddenly exclaimed: "My golden dragon scissors! Hundan, bitch, give me back my golden dragon scissors!"

At this moment, Zheng Jian has gone far...

Turning around, she saw Jin Jiaojiao lying quietly at the entrance of the cave.

Bi Xiao was taken aback for a moment, then smiled slightly, showing two prickly dimples, "Hmph, bitch, you still have a conscience!"

……

Back in Penglai, Zheng Jian leaned comfortably on the stone chair, "Well... it seems that something is almost there..."

After thinking about it carefully, he suddenly realized, "My King Furong! Why did you forget this treasure!"

So, he quickly took out the lottery box of King Furong from the storage space.

After unpacking a pack and lighting one, I couldn't help but gasp.

"One lotus king, life will not be hesitant!"

Taking a beautiful breath, I felt the smoke circle around my lungs before escaping from my mouth and nasal cavity. The familiar feeling came back...

"Huh?" Zheng Jian's heart suddenly moved, and he felt that this Furong King was not only harmless to his body, but also made his mind and soul clearer and his thinking more active.

"Produced by the system, it really is a masterpiece! Even King Furong is a real fairy product! Well, this lucky draw is not a loss!" Zheng Jian is very satisfied. After all, besides King Furong, there is also "Nine Characters Secret" A copy of "The Secret of All Words" and "The Book of Yuantian"!

50 points of resentment, not only not a loss, but also a blood profit.

Surrounded by clouds and mist, Yang Jian came in suddenly, looked at the smoke in the cave, and asked curiously: "Master, where did the smoke come from, and why does it smell like a fragrance?"

Obviously, this is not the kind of incense that is given to gods by mortals!

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "This is a cigarette! However, smoking is prohibited for teenagers, you are still young, so get rid of it!"

Yang Jian: "...Master, why am I so young, I'm already in my 20s!"

Zheng Jian glanced at Yang Jian, "less than a thousand years old, what is it if you're not a child? Your master and I don't even know how old we are..."

When Yang Jian heard this, he couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, "Old stuff!"

"By the way, Jianzi, how is Daji's cultivation going? I asked you to teach the art on behalf of my teacher. How is the result?" Zheng Jian suddenly thought of Daji and asked casually.

Yang Jian heard the words and replied: "Junior Sister Daji has good qualifications, and now she has absorbed Qi into her body, and the future is also promising."

Zheng Jian nodded, "Well, that's good!"

As he spoke, Zheng Jian took out another Furongwang, lit it, took a puff every now and then, and let the smoke come out, his expression immediately became profound.

"Hey, Jianzi, did your father beat you when you were young?" Zheng Jian asked suddenly.

Yang Jian thought for a while, and said doubtfully, "I've been beaten. When I was young, I was playing with my elder brother. Of course I was beaten."

Zheng Jian frowned, "Huh? Is it so amazing? Were you and your elder brother born when your father was young?"

Yang Jian's mind suddenly buzzed, "No, it was when I was a child..."

Zheng Jian laughed a few times, and said again: "I'll tell you this as a teacher! When I was young, I secretly drank a jar of burning knives, and my father found out, chased me and beat me for an hour, laughed to death, he didn't Can't beat me!"

Yang Jian listened, with black lines all over his head, "Master, you are really amazing!"

"Not only that, when I was young, I secretly used Rejoice, but my mother found out that she plucked my hair and beat me. I laughed so hard, I couldn't do it at all! By the way, you may not know that Rejoice is a kind of hair cleaning thing. After finishing, the long hair will be soft and shiny!" Zheng Jian said again.

Listening to Yang Jian, the whole person is not well...

Master, it is a miracle that you are so cheap that you can survive till now!

The Qingping sword that was put aside trembled...

Zheng Jian glanced at him, "Master, you old man doesn't understand the Dao of Saints, why don't you overhear me chatting with your grandson?"

The voice of Tongtian Cult Master came from Qingping Sword, "Hahahaha... You kid, you can make me laugh out loud! How did you grow your brain?"

Zheng Jian curled his lips, and said in a deep thought: "Master, I have always wanted to ask you a question."

Sitting in the Biyou Palace, the leader of Tongtian Cult spoke with Zheng Jian through the air with the Qingping Sword, "What's the problem, tell me."

He had a hunch that this question must be unusual.

Sure enough, Zheng Jian's voice came from the next moment, "I don't understand, I have been away from home for so many years, why do the folks in the village still have water to drink?"

Master Tongtian was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing, "Hahahaha..."

"Also, I'm obviously from a poor family, so why am I still afraid of the heat in summer?"

The leader of the Tongtian sect was stunned...

God Nima came from a poor family!

Who can ask this kind of deep well ice question except this cheap fairy?